我在《路易吉大廈3》中最難吸的地方--第3部分。 (The Hardest I've Ever SUCKED In Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 3)

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top of the morning.
Teyla.
He's welcome back toe money Simulator 2019.
Who would have thought the Nintendo or the people that would make a money simulator?
I know Crazy.
Well, some people are talking about how I'm not tearing down all these pictures.
There's just too many of them.
Ho, Did you have money in them, though?
We don't bend its do that if they wanted posters everywhere, just turn them on their own posters because you have money.
Oh, better pop.
Hold on.
Hold on a sec.
Oh, he's so cute.
Slimy and groans.
Well, I can't do that until now, Vandal.
You're just destroying the place, sweetie, what we do?
We're gonna have dinner.
Thank God.
Sterile.
I eat ghosts for breakfast.
Yum yum.
Stinky cheese.
Dogs aren't supposed to eat cheese.
Um, but you're dead.
So where you going to do?
Are you going to die again?
Oh, God.
Oh, Did you guys know that was money lying around?
There's more money up here.
There's a pig's ass on the wall.
What, is there a pig's ass to the wall?
Okay, I want to suck up the balls.
Hey, you guys see the pigs?
Us sucking up balls.
You get all the balls.
It No, I don't think I was supposed to suck up the balls.
I think I'm supposed to put them in the thing.
Oh, it's sucking up the balls.
A badge.
Just ruin it all.
They're all the balls in damn it!
No, I think there might still be enough.
Great.
Oh, don't go.
You know what?
The jokes just write themselves.
Luigi, don't go finger and holds.
Okay.
Put the balls in the holes.
Yes.
Oh, baby.
The pool table or snooker table.
Billiards table was full of money.
There's money everywhere I've seen in life.
There are money and balls everywhere.
That's excellent.
Okay.
You feel all the holes.
God, it's It's not me.
I'm not even trying to make the joke anymore.
This is just how it is.
I don't think it's anything in any of the holes.
Okay, Well, you give all those holes a good fist in.
That's not that scary.
Look, the ass.
Yeah, Yeah, buddy, I love money.
This is so silly.
I love this game so forth.
Can we open these?
There you go.
Oh, Christ.
Okay.
I did not mean to destroy everything but there's money in the wall who leaves their money in a wall, Get a safe, use a bank.
Well, actually, don't because Because I got the money because of that.
Okay.
Just the thing.
Yep.
Uh Yep.
All right.
I don't need to destroy them, but I kind of wanted to.
All right.
What do we do with this?
Does that not work?
So does it work on you?
Not really.
Blow the doors close.
What I do with it?
I am confusion.
I also give up very easily.
Make it rain.
Make it rain.
Make it rain on the most.
Well, run in your room.
Why is that money just floating there?
What?
It should be in my pockets lighting them tonight that I learned Any other new tricks that I should be doing Should should go IgI be doing this as well.
Hey, go.
That double suck double Team it, Luigi.
Okay.
Whatever.
I don't care.
I want to keep moving.
I can always come back to this stuff later on because it's it's open world in the level.
Design is awesome.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Poultry.
I know you're doing a thing.
Whatever.
Play before your footprints.
Just making sure.
Okay, There's hidden stuff everywhere.
Everything is an obstacle.
I'll be right with you.
Cam down.
Money to get I've been here.
Oh, that's awesome!
This is the door it came to earlier and I couldn't squeeze are through it for some stupid reason.
Our That's excellent level design.
That's a dark soul.
Shit, dude, Everything is dark souls to me.
You could fit through there.
You're a slender man.
Not the Slenderman, though.
Oh, could I have been sucking holds all this time?
Ooh, money boom, baby.
And with no consequences, I could just get all the money I want and not have to pay anybody back.
Who?
Goldberg Goldberg?
Three right direction?
No, God damn it.
I get all confused about the direction is supposed to be facing cause I'm a dumb ass.
This game is only for big brain people.
That small, smooth, stinky brain like me that that bird is gonna have money too, wasn't it?
Sometimes he just turns very quickly.
I'm gonna blame the game for all of my problems.
None of the problems are mine.
Hello.
Sorry.
Wait, can I just open the door blasting it all over the place and ruining the whole thing.
Is there a ghost behind this behind this newspaper, or is that newspaper taking a poop?
Hello?
Sorry.
Sorry I didn't do.
I didn't.
Do I know you're taking the groups.
Oh, no.
Come here, man.
Even ghosts have to poop.
Thank God.
My favorite activity in the living world is still an activity you could do in the Big World.
I didn't destroy everything.
Okay, That's not what I wanted to do.
Stick.
I like that.
It locks on to them sometimes.
All right.
Greedy.
It's your time to shine.
You ready?
What?
So you can easily Yoshi Foods?
Man, this passage was way better than the other one.
There's so much food in here, you don't even need to go anywhere.
It's a bathroom and a cafeteria in one.
I know I could just open the doors, but I do like pulling them off the hinges.
Can I get that?
I did even greater than I thought it was.
No.
Turn around, you freak.
Is there nothing in here who's secretly poop on who's doing a ghost?
Poop?
Who?
Who?
Money, money?
Money, money, money!
Where was this block?
I was Buck from the food.
Okay.
I don't think there's anything I can do here.
Well, maybe push them.
I sort who I do not envy the dude who swallowed that or the lady.
This is the ladies bathroom, right?
Ladies, bathroom is so much better than the boys bathroom.
You have food, get swords.
I think we need to change the mean green like boys.
Locker room.
Girl's locker room locker room is way more baller than the voice.
Wait.
Okay, wait.
No, Come back.
Hello?
All right, Poulter pup.
I'm on my way now.
We can do the thing that you want to do.
Let's do all the things you want to do.
10 points in the comments.
If you get that reference, you just showing me your office space is great.
There's so much food.
I mean, none of inedible for me.
Or else I'll end up like the rest of you.
Gotta love those olive garden breadsticks.
All right?
This is too much food for a loo.
Easy to handle.
I'm gonna have this place is filthy spaces filthy.
I'm gonna have to strip it all down.
I'm gonna have to take the cushions as well.
Those there was a filthy housekeeping.
Housekeeping is ever in the hotel and housekeeping or just so fucking incessant.
I'm trying to clean your room.
And you like, dude, I'm naked on the toilet trying to deal with whatever food I had last night.
And you're in here telling me that I need to clean up my face when see money back there.
You can't hide the money from me.
I sniff out money like Poulter Pump sniffs out food.
Give me that, Gord, That's a bag of money.
Yes.
Oh, baby.
The biggest money note of 2019 already.
Oh, we triggered a thing.
There's money back there.
Oh, hey, let's stand perfectly still.
Divisions based on movement A Weegee.
Oh, calling in the bis shape.
Uh, I'm actually lactose intolerant.
Oh, God.
There's so many.
Okay, okay.
We have two and 1 to 8 dicks.
Okay, Get in the vacuum.
Getting the Hoover.
Okay.
Okay.
We got two leads.
We got to their feisty ones.
They're feisty.
Leads.
Nice.
Okay, pick up the money before it disappears.
Try to chase me.
Uh, miss may you gonna kiss me?
Uh, okay.
He died immediately.
So did he get it?
Get it over.
Get my little Henry.
Okay.
We're going to get oh, God to say my first rodeo bitch.
I am destroying the place.
This is our biggest back so far.
Why is it not doing the thing?
There you go.
Radio sucky, sucky.
The dude wipes his brow.
When I grow up, I'm free.
A cheese.
Nice.
I straighten Messed him up.
There was an intense battle battle for the ages.
Somebody's making some weird sounds back here.
They pulled it off without knocking down the idea of the plates.
That's cool.
I'm a magician.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Some of my five.
A day, 35 a day.
I needed money.
$500,000 a day.
That smell really watched, doesn't it?
Wait, Can I do something with this?
Who can I can I stinky, cheesy somewhere, you know, maybe have to put it on this.
Can you turn?
Okay.
Okay.
I can't I can't stick it up there.
I can't.
I can't.
It's not doing anything.
I'm sure I have to do something with this, but I don't know what it is.
Yeah, suck it.
Suck it really good.
Okay, You know what?
Whatever.
There's a lot more sounds going on in this room.
And I'm very curious as to what the hell?
The air.
Hello?
They suck up all the smoke.
Oh, my God, that's cool.
I love that.
It's so satisfying.
Okay, I don't think it actually works if they blow the smoke away.
No, that's not working either.
Maybe if I sucked events because with the door Wait, you can't do it alone.
We all yet?
I'm going, G.
What am I doing with my life?
Back me up and send me home.
Hey, hell, yeah.
What's up, moustachioed?
Take a jacket.
Dexter.
Character.
You messed up my fish.
He's mad.
Luigi's mad Got.
Now you distract him, you distract them and I'll hit him from the back.
Damn it!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Okay, That's not working.
I don't Don't hit actual Luisi!
Dammit!
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah!
Sucky sucky.
Not so lucky.
Okay, let's go back to Actual division.
Thank God he's fine.
Kouichi can handle it.
He's a tough lad.
All right, Uh, let it work.
Let it work.
They were headed some bigger fish.
God damn it!
I can't aim the shit.
I will use the fish to destroy the fish.
Monsieur opened up a whole cave of possibilities.
I need health.
No.
You like watermelon?
How?
God he stopped the watermelon.
He's too strong.
But I missed.
Maybe I shouldn't throw it as he's doing this thing.
All right, We have to put a go easy.
Don't know.
Put him down, but forgot to switch back.
All right, all right, all right.
I am low on health.
Nice one.
Nice.
Wait at the flash.
I got your text.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how we do.
All right.
Careful.
Go easy.
There's water over there.
Don't go stepping in it.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Come this way.
Come to see me.
Hit a Kouichi.
Idiots!
You're such an idiot.
Okay, those fishes don't work.
That's a hair.
It's over here that I'm full health again.
Excellent.
Okay.
Switch to go Easy.
He's going to do his thing.
Wait for the perfect moment to strike.
Where the hell of my Amy duty and duty And then I Am I aiming at him?
No, I'm not.
Hey, E Hello?
Okay, wait for it again.
He really loves that attack.
This name, okay?
You throw the fish at me, thinking that it's going to destroy me.
But, uh, I thought it's so hurt to just a depth of where the hell I'm looking.
Hey, there we go.
God, you should be the last one.
Come on, cheer up about big sucking picks up.
Well, Sandman, you freak.
Whoa!
He was cooking up an elevator button all this time, are you?
I dd I'm going to take some celebratory coffee.
Come on, Luigi, you go get the key for yourself.
You're not that stupid.
No, you're living, right.
Bastard.
You I worked so hurt.
Get a greedy Come on, man.
Fine.
Back in my hole.
Can I open up the oven?
You were showing me that I could.
Now you're not letting me.
Yes.
What?
We're cooking up a joint rotisserie chicken.
I could use that to kill him.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Watch this.
I'm a chef now.
I'm gonna cook the chicken.
Perfectly glazed.
Perfect.
Steamed hams.
Yeah, Secrets.
I thought I was inside like a boiler.
I saw a pig saw piggy in there.
Oh, God.
It's an anglerfish.
Jay's is colder.
Pop, do something.
Wait where you do.
I can't see anything.
What's going on his teeth are still locked.
Can I like fried that beautiful mouth open?
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I've tried nothing in them.
All out of ideas.
Blow the teeth.
His teeth are sensitive.
He's gonna hate the wind.
Socked the teeth.
Oh, green tea.
But of course.
So I didn't try all my ideas.
Stop yelling at me, okay?
I know you're all sitting there in the car.
Let's be like Jack.
Go, Eiji, For fuck's sake!
I get it, Okay?
I could be a little stupid, but that's my thing, But the cheese is back.
Ah, maybe use jeez doing ties.
Little that Come here.
You okay?
Where should I put it?
Very far away.
Now I guard the whole But what?
So you want the cheese?
You want the cheesy nibbles?
Maybe if I use Guizhou.
Is he afraid of Gu Ae G too?
No, he's not.
Oh, wait.
Maybe a little.
Come on out.
I know you want the cheese, so you little rat bastards, love!
Oh, what?
Hey, the flashing with the life!
No, no, no, no!
Kim!
Oh, my God!
Killed dead Luigi!
Okay.
Damn it, Luigi!
What?
We gonna do with you.
All right, let's do this song and dance again.
I'm ready.
I don't have to do it now.
But where did he go?
That's my question.
Can you fit in that hole?
No.
There is a hole up here, though, If you can see it up in the top.
Left there.
He didn't go to another room, did he?
He did.
Oh, you little Oh!
Oh, damn it.
All right.
I think he's gonna come out the whole back out that door, But I'm not sure it goes into this room.
No, no, no.
I see it.
I see it.
I have a plan, though.
Watch this.
No, Don't move!
You got into the hole up there, I will kill you.
Oh, the Hecker stinking, stinky tune.
I'm gonna call you Stinky eight ball.
Wait your gold.
Oh, do you work?
Just work the same.
I thought there was gonna be a different methodology to kill you.
Where are you?
Ghost?
I saw him.
I saw him.
He's in this hole.
I got near those holes.
Had to be for something.
Had great practice fisting them early.
They were weird, though.
There were golden ghosts.
I thought that they were gonna have a completely different methodology to kill them.
But it was the exact same as always.
Maybe go.
IgI Luigi are just so good at killing things.
Now that nothing matters or you're in one of these.
He's in This one is in this one.
I know it.
Gotcha.
Fashion G.
You can take on ghosts with the greatest of ease.
But when it comes to rats sucks.
Okay, let's go get him.
I'm gonna straight up destroy him.
I'm gonna kill him and his entire family isn't here.
I'm using this method to really scare.
Wait, I could just Oh, indeed.
I got the 4th 4th button.
I didn't realize I could just flash the rats on that.
They would die.
Flash rats get money.
That's the whole point of this game.
Right back to the end of the tour.
We're gonna head to the fourth.
That's a good Luigi.
Excellent.
Ding dong, I would like in please.
Do you think Do you think you guys gonna call me?
But you guys think Place your bets.
No, Yes or no?
Right in the comments.
Fourth.
There he is.
I knew it.
Appends.
Yes, gang.
Yeah, you get a high five from good old Jack Septic.
I the Jacks abdicated the high five man himself.
Louis, you're doing a great job.
Why don't you make your way back to the lab?
Okay.
There's something I want to tell you.
Is it the fact that you're my dad?
You have something to tell you?
I know how to say this, but I'm your father.
I know the resemblance is uncanny, but I've kept a secret from you for a long time.
I never loved your mother.
That's why I left.
But I couldn't bear to look at you.
My perfect mirror image, son, is it finally that the store is open?
Oh, Louis, you're finally back.
Hey, you should keep an old man waiting.
You know, I've been busy down here.
This lab is almost fully operational, By the way, Luigi, you must be getting pretty good at exploring the hotel.
Am I right?
How you been sucking up stuff for the poltergeist?
Do the poltergeist!
Your pockets must be fit.
Tow bursting With all that money you've picked up, are there finally E God, you're speaking my language.
Money is the only currency that I have the perfect solution, dear.
A cumbersome currency conundrum.
Just give it all to me.
Oh, trouble, please.
I'm proud to announce the shop.
Professor Egan's shopping at work is now open for business right here in the lab.
Come one.
Come on, come on down.
If you want a gold Bonet, boo finder or a gem finder E god store is the place for you.
Do you find your pockets burdening with money?
Do you fight them bulging with success?
Do you want thio?
Decrease your load, but increase your wealth Then come on down to e God store where you can piss all your money away on absolutely nothing.
I stuck some brother useful items.
They're all yours for a modest fee, Polder pup will come to your aid.
If your health reaches zero, you'll take the bone after restoring your health to celebrate the shop's grand opening.
Just this once on giving away a free gold bone.
Luigi, just select the gold bone to claim it, huh?
For the grand low price of nothing sweet.
Good bones are incredibly credible items that give you a second wind.
For if your health runs out, you'd be wise to give a few on hand.
Have a keeping fewer hands I can't read.
I have a three year old that looks like an eight year old.
So if you want more, you have to buy them.
E got other items in stock, so feel free to browse.
Okay.
Oh, I almost forgot.
I have one other matter to address while you're here.
Could you turn around for a moment?
I need to adjust your political scoop.
There.
There.
I did it.
I fixed it.
I'm a scientist.
This is science.
Smashed my science.
Now my mike can pick up two voices at what's I just added a new feature that Porter Goss.
Oh, my research indicates that booze they're hiding out in this motel.
I just added a feature to help you track him down.
Don't worry about the details.
I'll fill you in later.
That's gross.
Igadd Well, that's it for me to wiki.
Get back out there and explore the hotel.
Okay, um, I was come on down.
I was promised that this stuff would be cool.
That's the character's.
That'll project the location of jam on your map.
Which one reveals the location of a new gym This is stupid.
I'm gonna buy two of them.
These air poopy items.
Diesel More dicks than your mom, Man, I was hoping that it would get like two suckers.
So the end of my vacuum might be like, Oh, I could Kimbo a vacuum.
But no.
All they do is sit on a throne of disappointment and lies.
Fine, Whatever.
Oh, go for Jim's girlfriend.
Booze up.
There's something in my waters Virtual boo is ringing Also, yes.
And what aware that play on the virtual boy.
Everyone's like mad Jack didn't even get the reference I did.
I just didn't address it because, I mean, I don't think it's that great.
He did say that it was defunct and stupid, which is like a foot, a little job that Nintendo have it themselves.
But again, I'm I'm not a kid.
I don't dwell in the references of you peasants.
I need top tier references, but yeah, I I didn't click it at all.
That it was a virtual boy was actually just too stupid.
I know that people said in the car and I was like, Oh, yeah.
Hey, it looks like you someone across Ah boo.
Already there's a sign that indicates is a bone in your body.
You actually just shit your pets.
Let me explain in more detail where there's no carrots.
Body is made of a material I dub goo.
It kind of looks like slumber.
But copyright claim We're not going to say that calmly exit the frequency emitted by boots.
So there's a booty hiding your bike.
Go on, vibrate.
Indicate this.
You get to a booth location, but certainly the vibration will be.
You'll definitely be able to tell when you're really close because your whole body will be vibrating that your teeth are gonna fall It That don't make sense.
We strong vibration means a booze nearby.
Okay, out here and catch a lot of booze already.
I'm sick of the smell yet.
I'll start thinking about the best way to organize, but by silly bitch.
Wait.
I did this already, right?
That Did I miss how to get them, huh?
Oh, okay.
But the booze just nearby.
But the vibration is not super strong.
It okay?
The vibration got weaker.
Let's go back this way.
It's pretty damn strong there.
Now it gets weaker again.
Where is it?
Strongest.
Oh, It's getting stronger.
Oh, he ain't here.
That's the wrong button.
Where you at?
Boo?
Come on at, Baby Boo.
Okay, wait.
I could just This is a thing.
The only currency that I care about Do I have to reveal him or just flash when I think I'm close.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
What?
This?
Oh, God.
Yeah.
That's where I was already.
Lightning here.
Ho ho, ho!
I looks like your family.
Or did you okay?
I'm a fuck you up.
Are you ready?
Go!
What is happening was broken.
I see you.
I see you.
He's moving.
This way.
You are There you are you.
Oh, what?
You want this?
May I see him?
That's cool.
It's the spooks.
Don't be so scared, Luigi!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Luigi Who?
Eiji, stop!
He's already dead!
Jesus Christ!
What a lunatic!
Right in front of me!
Okay, Luigi.
Okay, sweetie.
Okay.
He has one more left in him.
That so many Manz haunts.
Yes, money.
Whoa!
I think I just I think it just slipped and got on top of the washing machine when it should have been able to and you go Boom, boom, boom.
It's like a ball entitled breeders like tick, tick, tick, tick Frick, Do we do this?
You're like that.
Turns out it wasn't that hard.
I did it.
Okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
I see your washing money.
One could say that you were laundering money.
You go that way.
Okay.
I wanted to blow you in that direction.
Move yet?
Stupid.
Is it stuck on something?
Go that way.
Excuse me.
I need to get in there.
Here we go s so worth it.
So money's Except I want to keep my money from now on, I'm not wasting my money.
And Egat stinky, stupid things.
I want to keep it for myself.
Be rich.
So when I leave this place, I can afford the therapy to get through it.
All right, let's go to fourth Dum dum dum dum dum dum Tall and tan and young and lovely girl from e bunny Goes walking.
I didn't realize that there thing for the It's just for this one.
It's a musical floor.
I was gonna say it's a trouble, Cliff.
Oh, this is actually quite a nice Hello.
Hey, if you find yourself needing to return to the lab quickly.
I've got the perfect solution for you.
I have streamlined the transfer system.
Just for you don't have to do is access the V B in some lab.
Then we'll be face to face in an instant system.
Goes both ways to when you're ready to get back to your adventures.
The system will return you to the same place you left.
Keep the transfer system in mind while you're out there exploring.
So, Archy Daki, Bye bye.
So fast.
Trouble.
That was a see through.
Simple.
Okay, okay.
I want the piano that's in this picture.
Make it really fine.
Can I?
That's super fun.
Uh, okay.
And then do this.
Yes, I did it.
Greedy doesn't deserve the price.
It was me.
All me.
Frickin Koichi.
You're not even real.
I love you all the same, though.
Morning.
Don't go easy for five minutes.
But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone else in this room and then myself.
What?
He took up stinky things.
No popcorn.
Save that for later.
Everything I put in here I'm saving for later.
00 no.
I broke.
It looks scary.
though.
Wow.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, I need this out.
Oh, okay.
I got it.
Money, money, money, money, eh?
But wait, How do you get over this?
Ah, uh, it's fun.
Who's doing it?
Stopping Just smelly dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wanna know.
Great that it, like, sucks.
Hard ring pulls more life out of them.
Like the longer you're sucking, it sounds very sexual, but it's not how I mean it.
Okay?
Do more.
Yes, I was more.
Let that pop pop call for days.
Oh, I'm a lady Sweet.
I want the things in the pictures.
Give me the things in the pictures, please.
And in order to pull the paintings off the wall so I can have them for myself.
Okay.
Did I miss anything else?
Here?
Pull down the symbol.
Pull down the symbol.
Pull.
You can't get to it, Aerio.
Wow, that was totally worth it.
All right, this is where the coins were.
Whatever.
Moving on.
Oh, doors, You know and all.
I keep pressing the wrong button.
Yeah, baby.
No point left behind.
Money is the lifeblood of Louisa.
Okay, that's the wrong button.
Again.
Why do we keep pressing the wrong button?
Jesus.
Okay, go easy.
Time to shine.
And you go, bud.
You, you You so grows.
Do you kiss your mother with that ass?
Okay, and now go in here.
You sounds so gross.
Flush it, Push it real good.
Oh!
Oh, Can I just go through you?
You do.
What you doing?
You Oh, secret candy store.
There's so many golden tickets on the ground.
Okay, this place is filthy to clean it up.
Okay, let's try and figure this out.
That's a good one.
Oh, I think What's happening?
Okay, Luigi, you're fucking it up.
Oh, just blow them all off the shelf.
They blow on them.
Okay?
Same thing.
Ah, okay.
So I have to start here.
Okay.
Stop.
What's happening?
Yeah.
What?
Do you not work suddenly?
Okay.
With the freak.
Can you start with that one?
Go to this one, then.
Yeah, Fuck sake.
Hello.
Start with that one.
Sometimes it blows it, and sometimes it doesn't.
Okay, stop the fucking music.
I don't get it.
Now you work, But then another time, you don't.
Now I'm aiming at the ground and it's working.
There we go.
I don't know why I didn't just do it all with Luigi.
I don't know why I thought I had to use Gouichi.
Oh, my God, That was very annoying.
I mean, once I figured out to just aim at one of them and then walk down the line, it was actually pretty easy on.
That was my fault.
But I also stand by the fact that screw that.
All right, let's go.
Hey.
Oh, no.
It ain't my vacuum.
Close up those hands.
I don't want to see you anymore.
We're through.
You and me, You and I.
Us.
We're through.
Spider.
Yes.
Spiders have money in them.
I keep trying to tell you guys, but you're all sitting at home.
Still be like no spiders.
Scary.
What if I told you moaning?
Spider money.
Good.
Yes, there's There's something about the control sometimes that when I go to turn, sometimes it feels like he turns a lot.
And then sometimes it feels like it doesn't turn it all.
And he also moves on his own.
There's fucking tilt controls.
Are you serious?
Can you turn those off?
Gyros?
Sensitivity?
Zero movement had poltergeist thing.
Don't turn, Turn.
I don't know what that means.
There was till controls on all this time.
Oh, so much better.
Oh, my God, That's so much better.
No wonder it was so inaccurate constantly.
And he would just turn around at a moment's notice till controls and motion controls can eat the inner sanctum of my ass.
That sounded like someone going to the toilet.
Oh, my God.
This already feels so much better and make such a difference.
Okay, let's go on in.
What we chasing?
I get so distracted by sucking up everything in every single room that I'm like.
Wait, what do we do through Boston?
I seen Toad begin to save Toad.
Yes.
Hey, help!
But how do we save the toad?
We use the Chode.
Ah, uh, I'm scared.
Your man.
Luigi.
Come on.
Uh shook it up.
Use those big boy balls.
Oh, hello, Mr Grady.
Yeah, down.
Get a dude.
Even in death, you kick ass.
Uh, what, Who?
God, Uh, please, please get out of here with that weak sauce.
You gonna run out of chairs?
Uh, in circles.
Oh, switching it up, huh?
Switching it up.
Look, Luigi is not intimidated by thugs and scum and trash like you.
Luigi's amount of high class and honor.
You also have money here.
Thank you.
Dude, You suck.
So does your mom.
You suck about as much as my vacuum does.
My vacuum sucks the life out of dead dead things.
It doesn't make any sense.
Uh, yes.
What are you going to do now, tentacle ass?
Who have I like it?
Okay, I know how to deal with you now.
I'm a big boy.
Hey, changes the music as you grab him.
That's so cool.
Okay, we just have to beat you guys.
Beat you too.
Death.
Come here.
Oh, she don't do it again.
Is there a trick I'm supposed to be doing?
Or just beaten?
Y'all's ass is the good thing, cause I'm okay with that.
What?
Okay, what's okay with beating ass?
Okay, with eating s There you go.
Suck it.
You get it.
Okay.
Jesus, dude.
Now he become piano.
Well, that's terrifying.
Let me alone.
Oh, Jesus.
What I do.
What do we do?
What we do?
I don't know what to do.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Ice.
I realized it too late.
A shit.
Okay, okay.
Oh, my God.
Jesus, Dude, this is intense.
Oh, I get it.
Do it!
No, I don't get it today.
Now.
Have to suck those up Right back at you.
All right, I'm ready this time.
I'm ready this time.
I know what I'm doing.
Chambers, wait, wait.
Hold on.
A freaky Ouch!
Christ!
There you go.
Uh huh.
Fun.
Okay, now I know how to do it.
Piggy.
Wait.
Crap.
Supposed to do anything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kick is dumb ass.
Oh, sucky sucky.
See, when an upgrade that sucks harder here.
So I could do more damage as I'm soaking the way you like it.
All right, round two.
Jesus Christ is the carpet all of a sudden?
Uh, do the big one.
I almost fucked that up.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Watch out for the first box.
What musical notes?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, that's illegal.
What?
Oh, this is a bullshit.
There's so many steps to this boss we know.
What are you doing?
There's only one place you should be shooting them straight.
Oh, I got your number now, dude.
Who?
Something.
All grabby hands.
So gross.
Who?
I'm a stinky ass and I like That's how you sound board.
Okay, but this is intense.
Oh, wait a second round here.
Nice.
That's what I like.
That's all right.
No sign that shit.
Crab.
No, I missed it all.
All right.
Still hurt him.
Hey, watch out for the teeth.
I'll go for the teeth again.
Stay far away, Savory.
Right now.
I want want, want, want, want, Want.
Okay, you got it.
You got it.
Luigi, you're a boss.
Europe animal.
Don't let anyone tell you differently.
God!
Okay.
Jesus.
Another big one way.
Go, Aereo into your basket of death.
This is really hurt.
Okay, that went well.
That was a good one.
Is that really not doing any damage to him?
The whole bomb thing?
I feel like that would do more damage than a Hoover.
No, no.
Sing us a song.
You're the sucky man You are gets in my village once more into the fray into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Oh, that's fun.
He did a little about.
That was fun.
That was awesome!
Our first boss fight me, kicked his boo tay.
Good job, Levi.
I didn't even use G at all.
Honestly, it feels like it wouldn't have helped that much.
Cute.
Oh, because I told I forgot.
You're just gonna take a shit in the corner.
Thank you.
Ready?
Get Coulter.
Put from the second game on the D s.
Wait, There's a gym here, though.
Hol