字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 top of the morning on of you digging things out there. And welcome to what? The gulf? I played a version of this before. It was just a little demo of it. But the game is finally out on the epic store and the developer message me and was like, Hey, you see the lake, Their demo of it. Do you want to play the full game over? And I said Yes, developer. I do. Thank you. Thank you very much. Where did he come from? He followed me. Okay. Don't make eye contact. Luckily, his eyes. Oh, God. It's trying to detect him as well. My cameras trying to focus on him and be at the same time. Camera. No, it's may. I'm the real Jack. Okay? We're good. Just don't just don't pay attention to it. All right? Let's just play some golf. Look, look happy. Happy little guard's game hole. Yes, thank you. Don't don't look directly at him, Okay? If you look directly at him, it's like an interment. You come straight for you. What? The gulf is fun because it's a game. About where, uh, not everything is as it seems. I got a flag Apparently, I don't know what I'm supposed to be get. Um, eventually. It's not just the golf ball that will get fired. It's the person, huh? I just get so angry that you beat a person across the golf course, but nice. Oh, that's one. Okay, Now have to hit the golf club across the course, huh? God damn it. Okay, hold on one. Hold him on. Holding one. Holding one. Holding one. Brady, You've never seen anything like it before. You've never seen anybody golf this good before. You have to go for a house. Oh, God. Okay. This is the game of golf that everyone takes very seriously. It's a very serious game. I will gladly play it on. Have you not make fun off my golfing skills? You know why some people go out and they play golf for the Sunday with your dad? I wouldn't know anything about that. This is not that game. This is a game where you just you just go for you. What? Oh, my Lord. Who? Pineapples. Let's hit the pineapples and see what they do. Oh, you cheeky hole. I'm gonna There we go. That's like bad Frank. Is he still there? I'm just trying to record a normal Let's play and make it seem like everything is fine down the cat tunnel. Hello, Mr Cat. What are you doing? Oh, my God. This m C Escher ass! Um Oh, that's fun. I like that alive. This is very cattle. Marry feeling. Oh, my God. I actually have a story. Hello, Ball. What do you doing here? The Gulf lab is closed. I'm going over this way. See? Beautiful. I'm I'm a golfing maestro. Only called me that from now on. I don't hear anything about a youtuber or anything like that. I'm a golfing master Camera Stop! It's May. Okay, I've been here for millions of years. This is my face. This is what I look like. OK, take it all in. I'm putting the whole That's for there. I got a hole in one. Oh, I like that experiment. Number 4 22 Wholesome job. Oh, my God! Any of them? Any of you wanna hit the hole? Please? Somebody go in. Yes, clubs! Fun! God, this game is awesome! The fire! A cat! Have you ever been so offended by hot dogs that you fell off the edge of a cliff. My face when? Ah, perfect put. Thank you. Thank you very much. I've been practicing all day. I get to pick me alone. Jack. A boy. Ah, I see. This is a forgery of doing the game. Oh, man, this is, um okay. Oh! Oh, my God. Are you serious with this? I'm a spider bowl. I haven't Sweater. Oh, God, That's good. Same again. What? No! Come on. Come on. Really? Come on. This is your fault. You did this! He's so tall. What is he told her than actual meat? Oh, sweet Jesus. Uh, okay. Some of you will make it. Some of you will. Not those of you who will not make it. I don't hear anything. You're not the ball. Is that I know in love. These are the balls I know in love. You super meat boy! It's angry. Birds did it. It did. D'oh D'oh! D'oh! I'm glad that you're not counting shots because this would look very bad. Patsy ball or Oh, God! Oh, God! Stop! Stop, baby! Delicious! You don't know me. You don't know. May you don't know me. You know, I was actually life size. Good talking to you, Jack. Just stay back there, please. Uh, cable's cool in the chairman all over the place by launching the TV remote. Not the whole couch. Oh, sweet lord. See? Ouch. Got it. But he's throwing this time. The TV? Hell, yeah, TV and the VCR. Now, some of you buy out there might not know who the VCR's. You might be a little confused as to what that is. That's where Mommy and Daddy used to take their TV television programs. You wouldn't know anything about it cause you're silly. Zoomer ice. I just want to be an office chair. This is the life. This is the life right? Now just be an office chair. Cherry. Oh, my favorite cereal. Oh, that's so cool. That's so inventive and clever. Goddamn people are talented. Hello, Ball. Show me what you got. This is a boss fight. Oh, my God. I'm playing Pong. I'm so good. No, I don't like it only gets faster. Oh, I'm so good. I made this for you. I made a date for you. Oh, you sort of a big stop. Stop! Never. I will never stop. Okay, I'll stop like that. Okay. Straight through. Nice. Eat that robo dick. My bad. Can I save a princess? How? Lets me got football Have to do more Jumping his head? Yes. This is a game within a game. No, I did it. I'm a legend. I'm a legend Or so far in late June, man. Oh, Jesus. Give me Are you serious with this? Oh, God. Dude, I don't even like regular flappy birds. The secret is to not panic, which is bad because I'm panicking. Just be that. Just me. That just once, Okay? Are you serious? That wasn't so bad. I did I find nail that this'd badge. Oh, no. This is an Avengers level threat. Okay, easy. Does it finagle that bagel? Yes. Angry birds. I actually take multiple attempts of this. This is great. I love this. Amazing. Oh, I'm amazing at angry birds. By the way. That's That's a talent that I don't often show in front of people because it scares them. People are not ready for how good a I have to go all the way up and get this ball to bring it back down to score a goal. Well, don't mind if I do go. You tiny little Adam. Um, a bean thise thirties. There it is. Go, Theo, I think. Just a cute little being. Yes. Scorer. No, it's soccer. I get it. Okay, Go. Easy. Goal. Easy, big fan. Oh, no. Yes. Uh, are you are you pulling my leg? That was easy. Give me a challenge. Game gets worse. Nourishment into a golf game and not expected to be amazing. Soccer balls can be shot at any time. Sheer force of nature can't stop me. You don't know. May I? Stop. Stop! Okay, okay. Okay. Football. I'm getting it. That so? We'd call it not soccer. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. They think that can hold you down because you're a soccer ball. Nah, nah, nah, Probably just sure. A boulder with a hole in a try and stop me A tiny little bean Weirdos silly kids can't stop anything. You couldn't stop your parents from having you. And now you're trying to stop me from getting my goals. Now that Anna one of us has to at least reach our goals. I'm not disappointing. My parents Look at that Double A mine. These are all technically holds in 10 Driven around them Dribble around, make them look foolish. Make them look like different eating hot dogs all day And the one on the sun too long. And they smell weird out. Excuse me. Excuse me. Free new three nails socket kids. I have no problem trying to beat up kids in a football match. Okay? Oh! Oh, no. Oh, you know I did. You'll never walk alone. Little boo. You're a wank. Er how do football people speak? Oh, my God. I'm going out into the deep vacuum of space. Ah! Oh, this is weird. Dude, That's awesome. Space This This is just angry birds again. Uh, if I Oh, God! What way am I going that damn it, It wasn't enough. My brain does not want to do this. The final frontier. It's the final frontier. Are you serious? Are you serious? I've played lots of Carbon space program. I know exactly what I'm doing. Don't go back that way. Go back that way. Go back That way. You go. You go. You go. Oh, come on. Come on. Eyes Game is rigged. Perfect. All the way down. See the trajectory in your brain. Perfect, Eagle. Go. Uh, that way. Sure, Why not? I mean, I knew I'd make it all along. Oh, my God. That's all it is, folks. We're just a big joint, Maribel. Floating along with other marbles, that's all. Life is. All right. What next week for that to explode. That song. Sounds familiar. Maybe it's not dated the day they watch this. Watch this. Find your gap and take it. Yes, yes. Thank you very much, Lee. Damn it! Okay, hit the car. He hit the car, the car will do its thing. Nice. Then I don't have to worry about a dang thing. I don't camera right here, right now, baby. Oh, God. I almost fell off. That would have been trade bad. Yes, Boomer. Okay, careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Stop, Stop! Nice and easy, does it? Nice and easy. Does a simple, simple boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room to spend a night together. From now it's over. I know how physics. Sorry, cat. Oh, I didn't mean to also sad. Oh, lippy, dippy. Pick your mark and go. Oh, my God. Can you believe that shot? I can cause it was amazing. Okay, this is gonna owe. Is proving to be much harder with a man. Don't hit a barrel. Don't hit a bar if you tomorrow it's all over. Oh, God. How I survived this long in real life too. With brains like this, who needs enemies? You go move the gold. If the goal is getting in your way, just moved the goal. Okay? Thank you. Thank you, everybody. I worked very hard for this. Oh, I have to run away from the fuse. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, God, This is hard. I don't like time limits. I don't do well under pressure. Okay? Okay, Okay. Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. You haven't yet. Oh, that was scary. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Okay, let's go that way. This is easy. Oh, God, No, it's not. Oh, God, thing is not easy. Can they just go around the edge of everything? Can I just cheat the whole thing? Uh, take that game. Take that. I don't play by your rules anymore. All right? I think it's boss fight time. Three at that. We got to fight the robot again. I love fighting robots. I'll beat the shit out of a robot any day. But you got 10 men. Okay, Easy. Not so easy. Easy. Oh! Oh, never mind. I got a time limit for this. God damn it! Okay, I could do it. I could do it. I could do it. He believes in me. He believes in me. Yes, some sort of a diddle. I got him. Got him. Okay. Go, Go, go, go! Oh, God. Go, Go, go! Yes! Come on. You should have hit that. Come on, ball. Come on. Bo did it. Nice. All right, That's enough golfing for the day. That was super fun. This is such a creative on foreign interesting game. If you laughed even at least once during this game, you have to hit that life. But I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. And remember, as always, don't look him straight in the eyes.