Felix: He's crazy(search up Pipy Squad)

Felix: BACK OFF! Jack: What is this?

Felix: BACK OFF!

BACK OFF!

HEY

HE'S THROWING EGGS

I'M NOT THROWING ANYTHING

I know exactly what you mean but this time we're just gonna have to wing it

Jablinski are you connected to the server?

Where are you?(stalker)

No, in minecraft *Felix laughs*

"Felix chuckling"

yes?

Good to meet you too man

Here in minecraft

It's been a long time coming

Yeah

I'm old school gamer

*felix snickers*

AHA I saw.. I saw that yeah, that was great

yep

"Felix laughs"

HEY don't call it dumb

[slightly exhales out of nose]

Jack: IT'S A MASTERPIECE

it's uh

It's a little like.. (stammers)

like

it's like

It was like Mozart of videogames

It created a world

and it becomes the biggest game in the world.

A game within in a game with a world within a world

Felix: The only world you need -

Jack: here's a powerful shakespearean lesson in

in the Notch story

yeah

Uhhh I need to crack it

and I was thinking alot about it

and uhm

you know this producer who does all of the MCU, The Marvel Comics (Cinematic) Universe

His name is uh, Kevin Feige

Felix: Is that his real name?

Jack: And look at what he's done over the last 10 years

Felix: Yeah

Where he just, like, puppet-mastered all of these stories, all of these movies

like, 25 movies

Half of them, billion-dollar franchises

Felix: Oh, really? Subscribe to BergBayColony

Jack: All leading towards this one, mega thing with uh,

Felix: With Minecraft

Jack: No, it's a separate thing

*Felix chuckles*

Jack: With "End(s)game"

Felix: Oh, I see

Jack: It's a master stroke of cinema (french word)

this guy

i think has proven that he's the only guy to produce

Notch: The Movie

so i just decided right now, Kevin Feige you're hired

*Felix laughs*

Felix: alright we're just gonna go and go pick uhh... some flowers

because I need... for your shield

And then we should be all set

Jack: Look out! Zombie

Felix: Thanks brah

Jack: No problem I got you bro

Heyyyyy you got an achievement! Nice

Jack: yeah

jack: Umm.. I dont see any chickens but if there is any chickens here dude

we'd be

we'd be feasting

Felix : we'll find someth...

Jack: OHTHERESTHEMEATBALL!!

Felix: theres the meat ball!

hey

lemme show you the meat ball jack

Jack: dude i could see that meatball literally from a mile away

Felix: that's because it's so beautiful and so big

Jack: I don't know if I believe that you made that meatball entirely

on your own Felix: NO! (random word) JACK

Jack: I feel like maybe you left some of that work Felix: JACK! (pause) NUH-*wheezes*

Jack: to your minions Felix: *wheezing laugh*

*jack laughs, felix still laughing*

Jack: That's a lot of work there

Felix: Listen,

I play a lot of mineCRA-HA-FT *both laugh*

so uhh, I appreciate that you're calling me out here

live, so i could defend myself

YES I BUILT IT MYSELF! Thank you very much

and Jack, even though you just insulted my meatball

I'm gonna give you this honorary swedish shield

*blop*Jack: UGGHH, alright

thank you

Felix: You're wel-

Jack: I know just what to do-

There it is

BOOM

Felix: Yeeahh! Alright

"Felix copying Matthew McConaughey" Alright alright alright

I wish you had uh,

*chuckles*

different skin but

this is dope

Jack: if uhh,

if this wasn't live, there would definitely be a Matthew McCounaghey meme

right then when you said that

*Felix impersonates Matthew McCounaghey again"

*Jack impersonates Matthew McCounaghey"

Felix: Alright, lets check out the meatball

Jack: wait, I can't open this door

Felix: uh you gotta hit the button

Jack: *high pitch voice* wait, i thought i hit the button

Felix: right click it

Jack: OH THAT BUTTON

Felix: This button

It's hidden

Jack: It's a hidden button

Ohhh, that's

yeah of course duh

Felix: You go ahead Jablinski

Jack: Why thank you

Felix: I'll hold the door open for you

Okay, and then stand-

Oh wait i gotta reset it first

and then stand on the thing

and then you gotta stand still

One sec okay?

Jack: kay

Felix: I don't know if this will work in multiplayer to be honest

*piston noises*

OH NO!!

"both laughs"

Felix: NAHAAW! Jack: What just happened?

Felix: get ou--don't know *laughing*

Jack: I don't think I'm supposed to be in here

Felix: *laughing noise*

yeahyeahyeah

You're fine, you're fine, you're fine

Felix: So, tell me honestly

Is this the finest meatball you've ever seen?

Jack: Well, I mean

Dude

Of course it is

That's the- Felix: Thank you, thank you

Jack: GOOD LOR- It's like the Death Star of meatballs

*Felix laughs*

Felix: I like to see it as that

Jack: That meatball

could destroy a planet

Felix: OH, I have an idea! Follow me

Okay, so this is the famous IKEA tower

Jack: OOHHH!

Felix: It's beautiful this time o' year

Jack: You know I recently built an IKEA bed for my son

Felix: *chuckles* Really?

Jack: And and I did almost all by myself

Felix: *slight laughter in voice* Almost all by yourself?

Jack: I was pretty proud of it

My wife had to come in on uhh

Step 27

Felix: Aww, What happened on step 27?

Jack: Just some screwing (Haha, get it?)

Could we go up there?

Felix: oh yeah, yehyeh follow me

Jack: But uhh

I also found it oddly satisfying

It was hard work but

at the end of the day it was kinda like LEGOS

Felix: yeah

Jack: You know what I mean?

Where you just follow the directions

Felix: yeah

Felix: I really like building IKEA stuff

Jack: Yeah! If you follow it really strictly-

Felix: Unless step 27

Jack: -It works

I did have to call an IKEA expert at one point

at step 29

but they

they knew what they we're-

they we're right there with me

Felix: Did they have a swedish accent?

Jack: No, that was-

Felix: WHAT!? -just a dude

That was a dude from Fresno

I was talking to

On the hotline

Felix: Fake IKEA

Okay

Here we are

Almost at the top

Don't push me alright?

Jack: Hey! Is Swedish Accent-

(stammers) Now, forgive my, my ignorance

Cause I don- I haven't studied wtih the Swedish accent yet

*in swedish accent* Is it kinda of a "flurton, hurton, durton" ? ( I don't really know what he said)

*Felix laughs*

Felix: See, this is why, no, this why Jack: *continues making swedish noises*

you're perfect for the Notch role

*Jack laughs*

That was absolutely perfect

Felix: All the way to the top

Okay careful, okay careful care-

Jack: OH GOSH

Felix: *laughing* careful up here

Jack: *inaudible sound* - get to the top

Felix: Okay Jack

If you look down-

Don't be scared

Jack: HHNNGH

*Felix laughs*

Jack: Yeah?

Felix: You're fine

Uhh

*giggling*

Jab- Jablinski, there's something

I haven't

told you

Jack: *confused* what, what?

Felix: *soft giggle*

Uhhm soo

My fiance's very first crush

*doubled voice* was you

Jack: NO WAY!

*faint music playing on the background*

Felix: And I thi- Jack: When she was what?

Felix: When she was 14

Felix: And I thin- Jack: OH MY GOD

Felix: I think that means I have to kill you in minecraft

*minecraft hit sound effect*

Jack: NOOOOOO-

O-HAHAHAAAARGH

Felix: I'M SORRY!