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  • Hey, well, Dad, or instead, you look like Wolverines, Dad.

  • I'm trying to think of it all day, but that's it.

  • You look like Roger Federer's accountant.

  • Feel me is an accountant is not a good fit.

  • How do you both feel about an upcoming election?

  • Well, it's a lovely Christmas election, isn't it?

  • That's something different to argue with the family about.

  • It's hard to know when to go, is it?

  • You've got Boris the Buffoon and then Jeremy, who looks like the guy who's arrived at the meeting to put the chairs out, think Boris is is, ah, breath of fresh bullshit.

  • Jeremy Corbyn on board because he's east.

  • 17 hours, someone breaks.

  • It happens, he'll be 130.

  • What was interesting?

  • Today's Nigel Farraj stepped into the fray and gave Boris Johnson an ultimatum.

  • He said either drop your deal and joined forces with May or the Brexit party will stand against you in every seat across the country.

  • Whoa!

  • Nigel for us.

  • Just took a d N.

  • A test.

  • Turns out he's 100% that bitch.

  • Did Johnson say, Yeah, that's not happening, Johnson said.

  • That's not what effect do you think that's gonna have if the Brexit party run.

  • I think that's I think what happens is I think Corbyn wins, Right.

  • We get two referendums, we rejoin Europe, we don't leave and Scotland leaves, Right, Because we got the last two referendums wrong.

  • Okay, this is to go again.

  • This is what's gonna happen because they're not pulling the right people.

  • Okay, so women overwhelmingly in this country voted to remain overwhelmingly 67% of all young women, 55% off women age 30 40 54.

  • What is going to happen is gonna be a surprise election.

  • The Women's Equality Party is going to win, and we're gonna finally show that this is not the way forward for this country.

  • No, it's not too late.

  • Teoh, right?

  • Look, it happened.

  • Yeah, It wouldn't be a terrible result.

  • Wouldn't know, I think let the women take over.

  • Your boys have done enough eyes.

  • A great slogan, E.

  • I just think historically that's probably correct.

  • Robert said, is it okay that I'm really looking for to the method you find to predict the winner of the General Election way needed something because we can't make a prediction now?

  • They're still you know, 45 weeks to go.

  • We need something that's gonna grow.

  • That's gonna change That's going to reflect the mood of the upcoming election period.

  • So we a lot of work into this.

  • We've decided that Chris Eggs Adam is everything all right?

  • Home feels like the wife and kids have left you.

  • Where's the women's equality body?

  • What is wrong with you?

  • Oh, someone's forgotten to do across the way.

  • Sprinkle some CREss in your hair and you could be one way did genuinely have a discussion in the office of like Okay, what's fair?

  • What's fair Hominy, Hominy candidates Should we have here What's what's what works out perfectly for fairness.

  • So we've done.

  • Look, we've done our level best.

  • And by the way, you can do this at home, by the way, with your own local candidates.

  • Maybe have your own Chris Egg kind of election and let us know way just turned into blue Isa.

  • You can do that ball.

  • Drop a lot of eggs by way of the horse is about.

  • This is coming straight from the chicken's bottom.

  • Led us on and now I've got a little bit of water, and this genuine.

  • We put the seeds were okay with this is I didn't doubt that it was genuine.

  • Ask what you spent the budget on.

  • You've got a new book out.

  • I am.

  • It's this one between the stops, the view of my life from the top of the number 12 bus.

  • Basically, I've been reading your book, if ever you have wanted to know what it's like to see on a bus with Sandy talks big while she tells you stories about her life and point out interesting things that go by.

  • That's basically what this book is.

  • It's absolutely lovely.

  • I just had the most wonderful time.

  • I wanna think about buses.

  • I've been on television nearly 40 years now and very nicely.

  • Lots people come up and say hello because they think they know me.

  • And so on the best.

  • Nobody speaks to you.

  • Nobody says a word is like the best place to be anonymous in the whole world.

  • Everybody's either on their phone or just looking straight ahead, wishing they were dead.

  • I mean, I can't travel on the bus anymore.

  • Well, the drunken violence I keep on getting thrown off now I know this is storing the book just was talking about who he would save if there was an apocalyptic flood.

  • But you did actually save a woman from drowning.

  • I didn't save a woman from drowning, which sounds very dramatic, but her in the river?

  • No, no, I was inside the dining room at the Savoy Hotel on DDE.

  • That is not a place you would normally save somebody from drowning.

  • I was such a very partial lunch was very nervous as very young, and I tried to make conversation.

  • I turned his woman and, you know, I don't want to name names because it's mean.

  • She was a very prolific romantic novelist, right?

  • She was fantastically old, and Barbara Collins and I turned to her just in the moment she'd fallen asleep because, you know, sometimes it's an outing too many for some people.

  • And she was doing that thing of nodding forward like that, you know, like those birds that used to not into water left on.

  • The staff of the Savoy chose this moment to serve the soup.

  • They managed to put a bowl of breath just in front of her, just as her head was about to hit the deck.

  • So without a thought for my own safety, put my hand out like this between her face and the soup on.

  • She seemed to like this because she now arrested her entire head in my hands.

  • You say, safe from drowning?

  • It would be the worst episode of way Watch soup, Redondo said.

  • Is it okay?

  • The stories of wasted £100 million on a Brexit propaganda campaign?

  • Look, all of this election talk took attention away from yesterday being the day that Boris Johnson promised we would leave the eh you Yet again, Brexit commemorative 53 coins were scrapped.

  • Meanwhile, the government ads telling us to prepare for no deal breaks that had been pulled from our television.

  • Those ads cost £100 million.100 million.

  • Yet what I like is one of the criticisms of them was that they weren't very informative.

  • That's it.

  • £100 million not very informative.

  • 100 million Gangs of New York costs 97 million to making a 1,000,000 other two separate thes outside.

  • Directed by Steven Spit over your reference gangs of New York is your reference 15 years ago, it all ice age continental drift cost 95 million.

  • Thanks as much sense as anything else.

  • Feel like they talk about politics now.

  • Like like I talk about sex, we're going to do it.

  • We're gonna get this done.

  • We're definitely going to deliver.

  • Hasn't happened.

  • Try getting two weeks things.

  • Us.

  • Congress voted to take Trump's impeachment process to the next step, and we're gonna hear a lot more about that.

  • He was able to deflect attention away from that when he announced the death of the leader of the group.

  • We like to call cyst Isis Aboubacar al Baghdadi, Trump said in a press conference.

  • He died like a dog.

  • We can only assume that means he chased the ball onto the road and was hit by a car life.

  • Or it meant they sent a vet to put him down and told all this fire is he's going to live on a farm.

  • Thing is, they knew it was him because a spy had previously broken into the compound, infiltrated his his group and had had stolen a pair of his underwear that they later d n a tested.

  • Well, I feel bad for the guy because after that raid, I imagine you need a spare pair of underpants.

  • I mean, we're pretty sure it was despite May have been one of the contestants on taskmaster Who's the new leader of Islamic statement.

  • How do they advertise that job?

  • Because there's no there's no pension plan, is there?

  • How about 72 virgins?

  • Is that a thing still on your underwears?

  • At risk as well?

  • Who's taking the job?

  • I got the promotion, Mom.

  • Oh, no.

  • Breaks.

  • It is like I just followed Alex Brooklyn.

  • Adam Hills Just for the Halloween pictures.

  • Where are they?

  • Guys?

  • Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

  • I got my body.

  • May dressed up last night is a TV host who ate dinner in the office while trying to put the script together for the next day.

  • Show it so Ah, my daughter.

  • My daughter.

  • However, you should've gotten us wolverines.

  • Dad, you dressed up?

  • I think we've got a picture of Jimmy from last night's Halloween party that he went to.

  • Actually.

  • What happened was I didn't have a costume, so I borrowed what I make my girlfriend way.

  • Still talk big.

  • Sorry.

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