Welcome, everybody to the world's greatest show.

The Area 51 raid happened on my way to Nevada.

See you there.

This has been something building up for months now with millions of people signing up.

But who is actually going to go to the area?

51 Raid Logan.

Paul when he hears there is gonna piece.

Okay.

September 20th on Reddit, September 20th in Nevada Prison.

As are all the means going to go to jail.

So many questions.

Google flight to Nevada.

Oh, Billy.

See you tomorrow.

My God.

Sending backups, please.

Funeral cos on September 21st get it?

Because everyone's gonna go.

Bye bye.

Not good area.

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Marines.

New Year's Air Force Sands.

Why we have Sam's everyone fairies.

Okay, White or bomb?

Florida Man J This is what expectations actually were.

When we all show up to Area 51 Raid.

And instead of finding hot alien girls and Shrek fiber, we find boring planes and guys pointing rivals at it.

We're all idiots.

Congratulations.

Hey, I know that guy.

Be escaping Area 51 with a map of where Cotton Eye Joe came from and where he went.

My God, we need to breach Eric way.

It needs to happen.

Well, what actually happened was one guy ran a Maruti ran in front of a news guy.

And I see this as an absolute win.

Oh, my God.

Okay, it's happening here.

Live.

We'll have much more.

Let's watch again in slow Mo.

Very nice.

And the Internet was ecstatic.

That Neruda runner, the whole Internet made a whole thing.

Martha, the new route a runner, would you please listen, I'm not the Messiah.

Here's a messiah.

Hey, Did not rude to run the area 51 the router runner when browsing ready.

Now they love me.

Okay, so this is him.

He says he was here a month ago.

I came here and I was practicing.

My and I wrote a running.

He was the chosen one way.

He he actually went there a month ago to practice.

That's also, but of course, this means new main format sunlight prison rainbow, huh?

Cheese shredder.

Try that chase.

I like it.

That's a good mean template.

Main quest, whatever I'm doing.

So what did people actually do beside that one person doing never to run.

Well, you know, this is what the expectations worth.

I hate to break it to you.

This is this is kind of how their raids worked up, but I think it's probably for the better.

I'm actually glad.

Like no one did anything stupid.

This is what it looked like.

Clap alien cheeks.

Save 80 from the government.

They're all idiots and men I am truly proud of.

I mean, came and be mad at them.

At least they showed up.

You know, every effort, the one storm burst every 51 guys tell you facts, no matter what happens at the air.

If you were wondering every single person Maxie showed up isn't freaking like I can't.

I have to agree, like well done.

Although, if you live in Nevada, you're not a legend.

You're just a local.

Let's get real here.

How?

We thought the area raid was gonna go.

I would actually want it.

Okay.

Again.

Absolutely.

Why would you want to miss that?

A bunch of random people in weird costumes standing outside of government paste.

That's a once in a lifetime experience.

It's like Halloween, but we are all just annoying people.

Now.

That's a mean I can get behind guys instead of being mad that the raid wasn't successful.

What people think it's successful would be there wasn't actually alien girls with Alien Percy.

The raid wasn't successful.

We all could just meet up at Area 51 every year on September 20th and celebrate.

And as an Internet tradition and flex on all the boomers, let's raid beaches next year and clean them up.

Boomers will be even more confused.

Okay, all right.

That's a mean I can get behind the area.

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It definitely helped the fact that he had a deadline because old means are just dead after a week nowadays.

But thanks to the Facebook event, it had a pretty good longevity to have a pretty good run.

And it's looking pretty good mean, I'm happy with it.

I don't want to say I'm just happy.

That was a good mean for once.

But more importantly, listen up or you're Theodore Ian Calvinist or a seminal ist answer right now in the comments.

And if you say Calvinists, think oh, cringe dude off.

What?

Oh, my God.

Calvinist Really not even Symbolist.

All right?

You don't know what I'm talking about.

Listen up.

You see this picture?

You see this image, Which one of them is getting the better?

PeopIe.

Leaky, Leaky.

Okay, Which one is more enjoying themselves more?

Let's just put it that way.

Okay?

If you look at this picture, who's enjoying themselves More Alvin in theater or Simon?

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If you say that you're in Alvin ist tiny BB brain objective.

Oh, no.

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Okay.

All right, let's get this out of the way.

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I'm saying it right now, but it's very frustrating, however, because we can't know for sure.

We don't know what subjective experiences and how do we measure it compared to others who's enjoying them.

Said themselves more.

What would you pick?

Tell me honestly right now.

Seriously, no.

Me every means assigned $10 million in cash or knowing which chipmunk is getting the best head.

That's what I thought.

Theodore, It's Theodore.

I saved you $10 million.

You're welcome.

Men discussing Who's getting better head?

Oh no.

Here comes Alban.

Eased is doing the job.

Look at his filthy p p pooh poohing Alvin iss.

I was smearing there.

What's wrong?

I mean, obviously, theater is getting the best head.

Just look, It's face.

His eyes were closed, his screaming that her chip bug is bellowing but have to hand it to Alvin.

His eyes are rolled back and he's gripping the sofa.

Pure nothing.

Nothing.

Okay, okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The precedent.

It's about to save something.

Blue American citizens, The chipmunk that gets the best head is dang at We were so cooks.

We were so frickin coast.

Gosh, darn it.

I guess we will never know.

We hold on the chipmunk.

Getting the best head is dang yet.

Oh, we were so close.

You have to go through me to know which Chipman gets the best hat.

Well, I guess we will never know.

It's just one of the mysteries of life.

What?

This inside area 51.

We will never know which one is enjoying their people more.

We will never know.

I rate the name.

Thanks.

Mean?

All right.

This is an older Mame.

I'm just reviewing this so I can get rid of it.

And I don't have to see it ever again because it is a waste of time and space changed the world.

My final message.

Goodbye.

Uh, radio.

I did not laugh at this garbage.

Me, Mr.

Stark.

Adam feels a good changed.

The poor girl.

Okay, this mean gets a stinky poopy poop.

I don't like it.

Get rid of it.

I slap it the way.

Stop posting this garbage, mean.

Oh, next.

Mean, That was all the means round for these weak.

Not that much, but the divorce.

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What do you think?

What's that way?

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Peopie leave a comment down below.

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How do you like this one?

If Mother Fricker is puts a gun to my head and ask what is pi 2000 decimal places.

Tell my family I'll be home in 25 minutes.

Thio.

You know you will never be this cool.

Say it good, Percy.

I have two signs.

OK?

Good girl.

I prefer purity everytime.

Okay.

All right.

How about this boners?

Me?

I know boaters.

Means has been a new format that has been very underwhelming so far.

Just wait for that.

All right, how about this?

Let that sink in for a moment, All right?

Next next one.

Next one is going to get you Don't work watching my come suck begin to crawl across the floor.

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I could sound like that.

How?

How?

How?

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The racism in it is exaggerated.

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I at one of my favorite is very uh it's high in alcohol, but it's got a strong flavour that makes up for it.

Nick, get whiskey from the barrel.

It's original.

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Hey, this mean peasants jumped up Top job here It's here buying crap.

Celebrating 10 years.

Wow!

Age of consent.

Sweden 15.

Damn it!

When will I freak a girl in Minecraft?

When to make me angry?

I'm too pissed to continue.

I'm sorry.