字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Are you ready to get swole? Okay, you better put down that set, which right now, Because it's under it to this doesn't feel right. This either. Feels like I'm going to Ah, very sketchy underground, Jim, or I'm about to be murdered. Well, we're off to a great start. I can't even open the door to get into the gym. This is how much I need to work out. I don't even have the strength to open the door to get into the gym. There we go. Brute force. Use your head. Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling like I'm about to get strong, Baby, I just came from the gym today. It's time to go back. Double routine in one day. Look at this sexy picture. Oh, yes. Hey, dude, what's up? Hi. Get lost. We adore Kikyo us. Okay, well, he is working out his left arm. Ah, lot. Probably to make up for all the masturbate. And he did with the other arm. You know, you gotta have balancing you. Dude, you can keep running all you want, but you're not getting any further away from your problems. Oh, yeah. Work it, girl working. I love that your waist clips through your legs as you squat down. Yeah. See? All flattened the back. Oh, flat in the back there. Jessica. You want to keep doing those squats? You're good for good form. Yes. Accident. Talkto her little beauty coming on a little strong. A little creepy, if you ask me. Okay. Just take your protein. Courage. Courage. Hello, beauty. This off, Skinny loser. Okay, why don't you just hurt my pride? It's fine. But when you talk to me Hello, beauty. Fuck off. Sexist free creep. Pervert. I'm not like this, Do you think? Okay, okay. Sensing a lot of paternal issues, All right? What do you think that says about your relationship with your dad? Oh, my God. Look at the tickle biddies on this one. Are they, like, weirdly pointed? No, One of them is Okay. Talk. I need protein. Hey, do you want to buy some protein? You look like you want to. I really do. I want to buy a protein. I want to get sick gains. I want to go from this to twice this. You know I want to get you want to get yoked berm protein. What video game is this? I can't bite. Apparently the price is zero and I still can't afford it. That's how bad I am. I'm looking for men for bodybuilding competitions. Who can I say? No. Oh, God. The menu broke. I said men. Oh, just getting emasculated. Okay. It's time to get swot KT that swole and woke at the same time. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, I go. What could I see inside my own existence? That's disgusting. Just working out. Just work it out. Yes. Here we go. Get those picks. A moving bro. We're gonna be massive in no time. The lady at the counter with big titties is gonna be jealous of the size of our pecs after this. I like to look at my own teeth when I work out. Really gets the blood flowing. This is what you see right before you die is the last thing the humans get to see before they die. We're still kind of flat chested. It's not working. I want to look like this. Hey, bench press. Here we go. What is wrong with your elbow? That's terrible for gonna break something. Dude, He's got the death metal grunt down, though. Uh, yeah. Like you're about to head into a battle. Also, just realize that the guy in the picture on the left is two different colored nipples. It happens sometimes when you work out so hard you drink enough protein, the corner of your nips chain thing. This is a good one. I really had that with speaker. Strengthen you. By God, at least you don't have to work out your fingers. Oh, wait. Can I see into my own face? I hate it. I hate it so much. It was a girl. You're checking out my teeth. Don't even act like you're not in Prince. Impressed by these dangers. You can see my Tong as well. You What? You wanna lick it? You wanna lick this tongue? Oh, you will. When I get smoked, I got some dumbbells. That's good. Just just start to start pumping. How do I actually start using them? I just have don't belts in my hand just running around like this. I'm gonna get really fit by doing this. If the weight's Amar Emma heads, I'm just It's like training with extra gravity, like Goku did well of muscle! Turn, turn, turn! Have! Attractiveness is over. Dumbbell bicep, curl a radio. You got to get the sound going. Wait. Do it right here in front of her. She's gonna be real impressed. This is what peak physical condition looks like. This is what the peak male, attractive body looks like. You're witnessing it now, people. 456 457 916. I can't count. Oh, he s licit, buddy. List it lifted and move at the same time. Oh, you call this moon walk stretch? Do you people even know how much strength it takes to lift this weight in this scenario? Even know how amazing I am right now? Probably not. Wait, I'm getting a treadmill with you and do this, okay? Apparently, I can't t Post will start dominance depots, awaits in your hand and acts and adds a little extra mustard on it. Whoa! Oh, yeah. Feel that Bernie Sanders. They just leave. Oh, oh, oh, I feel like I've interrupted something. I feel like you guys were having a moment, and I am just getting in the way of that. I'm just leave. Jesus Christ. Okay. See these eyeballs? These eyeballs are going places. Okay, Never mind. I give up on that machine. I didn't want to use it. Anyway, let's try talking to this guy. You get high. You Why you, um, on the way? Um I mean the way Am I getting the way of your workout? So sorry. I'm so sorry. Can I run alongside you? I just want to be like you. I saw inside my own head earlier, and I saw her small brain. I am. Oh, no. What? Like that? What is happening? This is horrifying. Hi, champ. You need some enhanced protein or hell, yeah. No, this needs to small rooster. Cool can milk it from you. The focus Say bruh. I will fuck you up. Not I'll fuck you. Sorry. I'm stupid. Small brain and said Wrong thing. Fuck you. Let's fight. How do I fight? Did we fight that I win the big winner? Yeah, I think the game broke doing it. Guys, I'm a run forever. Well, I'm just doing cardio, and they already called me a skinny loser. I need to start jacking up my gains. I need some, like whales, sperm or something. I ain't some bull. Testosterone. Get me going! Damn! I'm running backwards. This is how big brains do it. Look at this guy. Big muscles, but tiny brain. I've got tiny Muslims were huge, gigantic brain. Oh, this is it, guys. The push ups are happening. You guys are looking at this. You guys are watching this. They didn't spot by four. You think I'm going deep enough on these here pushing their breath? I feel like my ass is kind of extended just a tiny bit. Everyone's gonna want a slice of this potato pie. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Whoa! I am wildly uncomfortable. Oh, no. So this whole that's much better. This is way easier to look at them. I ran out of stamina, so I can't do this anymore. But I have no idea how to get up. Exit this position. Go. Ah, you know it's up, bro. You want you want a lift together? Oh, yeah. Here we go. All were so strong. Just your die. He never stops. I have to go home and shower. But he's just here all day, every day. How does he do it? He's a machine Gugu. She didn't tell me. I'm a skinny loser. We're in, lads. We're in like Flynn. Do you want to go to a cafe? Sorry, but I'm helping my auntie today. And tomorrow you dangle it in front of me. You dangled that glimmer of hope right in front of my eyes, then your dashing away expertly. Well played, Jessica. Do you still think I'm a creepy pedophile? Sexist? Oh, she just says hi. I know it's crazy when a bunch of muscles will do Tia. Now, who's the sexist? Do you want to go to the movies with me? Sorry, but I have a boyfriend. Okay, that's fine. At least you didn't assault me. What? Words? Immediately this time. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I could go on site. I can leave the gym. I don't have to spend my entire life here. Go outside and be with the birds and the bees and carrots And lads, no money will have to walk. Oh, that's Oh, The world looks different now that I have some muscles that I go into a trash can to my house. That's what it really feels like. I just did. Can I do anything at my house. The guy at the gym just had sex with me. So pretty much anything can happen at this point. All right, let's just go to sleep. So, Chip, you need some enhance protein? I said, can I milk it from you? I will fuck you up. Excellent. I always asked for this. Wait. Oh, God. Go. I don't Oh, my gods! Oh, my God. Someone's been working out their glutes. This is a my God. Hi. You like my ice? What is this? My locker? You guys were mean. He's got massive dogs and massive personality problems. You know what they say, Jessica? Those whose squad together Sleep together. Huh? Uh, these charms working on you, These Irish terms. Okay. If she still helping her aunt. Alright. You helping your aunt everyday, Jessica? Because it sounds like you're telling a little bit of it. Our life. This guy's elbow is about to pop out of his arm, fly across the room and stab someone in the face. This is this is terrible form. You're not working. What, you think you're working with that form, buddy? You know, really? Men shower with their clothes on? Yeah, that's the real big dick energy. I could sign up for the bodybuilding competition. Oh, God, I got money. Yes, I was just standing there. Like what does this flexing is showing off? Oh, that was incredible. Okay, he's gone. Okay? I still can't buy it, because apparently I'm not allowed. It says $0 just said I got $20. What is happening to this game? Oh, my God. I got I got a little bit of muscle. Let me. And now I'm calling her anorexic. Hello, anorexic. If you lost your mind, do you know who I am? Write down your address. You want to come to my house and so suck. Also suck becomes red. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Okay. Sure. I don't have any words anymore. There are no words to describe. What is happening in this game scheme is bizarre. Hello, anorexic. And that's just the same with a good way. 345676 Guys, I did it. I got the also suck. This has been the experience of a lifetime. I can't say I've ever played something like this before. And I don't know if I should ever play something like this ever again.
B1 中級 我去了健身房,可怕的事情發生了 - 健身房模擬器。 (I Went To The Gym And Terrible Things Happened - Gym Simulator) 9 1 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字