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  • Are you ready to get swole?

  • Okay, you better put down that set, which right now, Because it's under it to this doesn't feel right.

  • This either.

  • Feels like I'm going to Ah, very sketchy underground, Jim, or I'm about to be murdered.

  • Well, we're off to a great start.

  • I can't even open the door to get into the gym.

  • This is how much I need to work out.

  • I don't even have the strength to open the door to get into the gym.

  • There we go.

  • Brute force.

  • Use your head.

  • Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.

  • I'm feeling like I'm about to get strong, Baby, I just came from the gym today.

  • It's time to go back.

  • Double routine in one day.

  • Look at this sexy picture.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Hey, dude, what's up?

  • Hi.

  • Get lost.

  • We adore Kikyo us.

  • Okay, well, he is working out his left arm.

  • Ah, lot.

  • Probably to make up for all the masturbate.

  • And he did with the other arm.

  • You know, you gotta have balancing you.

  • Dude, you can keep running all you want, but you're not getting any further away from your problems.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Work it, girl working.

  • I love that your waist clips through your legs as you squat down.

  • Yeah.

  • See?

  • All flattened the back.

  • Oh, flat in the back there.

  • Jessica.

  • You want to keep doing those squats?

  • You're good for good form.

  • Yes.

  • Accident.

  • Talkto her little beauty coming on a little strong.

  • A little creepy, if you ask me.

  • Okay.

  • Just take your protein.

  • Courage.

  • Courage.

  • Hello, beauty.

  • This off, Skinny loser.

  • Okay, why don't you just hurt my pride?

  • It's fine.

  • But when you talk to me Hello, beauty.

  • Fuck off.

  • Sexist free creep.

  • Pervert.

  • I'm not like this, Do you think?

  • Okay, okay.

  • Sensing a lot of paternal issues, All right?

  • What do you think that says about your relationship with your dad?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Look at the tickle biddies on this one.

  • Are they, like, weirdly pointed?

  • No, One of them is Okay.

  • Talk.

  • I need protein.

  • Hey, do you want to buy some protein?

  • You look like you want to.

  • I really do.

  • I want to buy a protein.

  • I want to get sick gains.

  • I want to go from this to twice this.

  • You know I want to get you want to get yoked berm protein.

  • What video game is this?

  • I can't bite.

  • Apparently the price is zero and I still can't afford it.

  • That's how bad I am.

  • I'm looking for men for bodybuilding competitions.

  • Who can I say?

  • No.

  • Oh, God.

  • The menu broke.

  • I said men.

  • Oh, just getting emasculated.

  • Okay.

  • It's time to get swot KT that swole and woke at the same time.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • No, I go.

  • What could I see inside my own existence?

  • That's disgusting.

  • Just working out.

  • Just work it out.

  • Yes.

  • Here we go.

  • Get those picks.

  • A moving bro.

  • We're gonna be massive in no time.

  • The lady at the counter with big titties is gonna be jealous of the size of our pecs after this.

  • I like to look at my own teeth when I work out.

  • Really gets the blood flowing.

  • This is what you see right before you die is the last thing the humans get to see before they die.

  • We're still kind of flat chested.

  • It's not working.

  • I want to look like this.

  • Hey, bench press.

  • Here we go.

  • What is wrong with your elbow?

  • That's terrible for gonna break something.

  • Dude, He's got the death metal grunt down, though.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Like you're about to head into a battle.

  • Also, just realize that the guy in the picture on the left is two different colored nipples.

  • It happens sometimes when you work out so hard you drink enough protein, the corner of your nips chain thing.

  • This is a good one.

  • I really had that with speaker.

  • Strengthen you.

  • By God, at least you don't have to work out your fingers.

  • Oh, wait.

  • Can I see into my own face?

  • I hate it.

  • I hate it so much.

  • It was a girl.

  • You're checking out my teeth.

  • Don't even act like you're not in Prince.

  • Impressed by these dangers.

  • You can see my Tong as well.

  • You What?

  • You wanna lick it?

  • You wanna lick this tongue?

  • Oh, you will.

  • When I get smoked, I got some dumbbells.

  • That's good.

  • Just just start to start pumping.

  • How do I actually start using them?

  • I just have don't belts in my hand just running around like this.

  • I'm gonna get really fit by doing this.

  • If the weight's Amar Emma heads, I'm just It's like training with extra gravity, like Goku did well of muscle!

  • Turn, turn, turn!

  • Have!

  • Attractiveness is over.

  • Dumbbell bicep, curl a radio.

  • You got to get the sound going.

  • Wait.

  • Do it right here in front of her.

  • She's gonna be real impressed.

  • This is what peak physical condition looks like.

  • This is what the peak male, attractive body looks like.

  • You're witnessing it now, people.

  • 456 457 916.

  • I can't count.

  • Oh, he s licit, buddy.

  • List it lifted and move at the same time.

  • Oh, you call this moon walk stretch?

  • Do you people even know how much strength it takes to lift this weight in this scenario?

  • Even know how amazing I am right now?

  • Probably not.

  • Wait, I'm getting a treadmill with you and do this, okay?

  • Apparently, I can't t Post will start dominance depots, awaits in your hand and acts and adds a little extra mustard on it.

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Feel that Bernie Sanders.

  • They just leave.

  • Oh, oh, oh, I feel like I've interrupted something.

  • I feel like you guys were having a moment, and I am just getting in the way of that.

  • I'm just leave.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Okay.

  • See these eyeballs?

  • These eyeballs are going places.

  • Okay, Never mind.

  • I give up on that machine.

  • I didn't want to use it.

  • Anyway, let's try talking to this guy.

  • You get high.

  • You Why you, um, on the way?

  • Um I mean the way Am I getting the way of your workout?

  • So sorry.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Can I run alongside you?

  • I just want to be like you.

  • I saw inside my own head earlier, and I saw her small brain.

  • I am.

  • Oh, no.

  • What?

  • Like that?

  • What is happening?

  • This is horrifying.

  • Hi, champ.

  • You need some enhanced protein or hell, yeah.

  • No, this needs to small rooster.

  • Cool can milk it from you.

  • The focus Say bruh.

  • I will fuck you up.

  • Not I'll fuck you.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm stupid.

  • Small brain and said Wrong thing.

  • Fuck you.

  • Let's fight.

  • How do I fight?

  • Did we fight that I win the big winner?

  • Yeah, I think the game broke doing it.

  • Guys, I'm a run forever.

  • Well, I'm just doing cardio, and they already called me a skinny loser.

  • I need to start jacking up my gains.

  • I need some, like whales, sperm or something.

  • I ain't some bull.

  • Testosterone.

  • Get me going!

  • Damn!

  • I'm running backwards.

  • This is how big brains do it.

  • Look at this guy.

  • Big muscles, but tiny brain.

  • I've got tiny Muslims were huge, gigantic brain.

  • Oh, this is it, guys.

  • The push ups are happening.

  • You guys are looking at this.

  • You guys are watching this.

  • They didn't spot by four.

  • You think I'm going deep enough on these here pushing their breath?

  • I feel like my ass is kind of extended just a tiny bit.

  • Everyone's gonna want a slice of this potato pie.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Whoa!

  • I am wildly uncomfortable.

  • Oh, no.

  • So this whole that's much better.

  • This is way easier to look at them.

  • I ran out of stamina, so I can't do this anymore.

  • But I have no idea how to get up.

  • Exit this position.

  • Go.

  • Ah, you know it's up, bro.

  • You want you want a lift together?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Here we go.

  • All were so strong.

  • Just your die.

  • He never stops.

  • I have to go home and shower.

  • But he's just here all day, every day.

  • How does he do it?

  • He's a machine Gugu.

  • She didn't tell me.

  • I'm a skinny loser.

  • We're in, lads.

  • We're in like Flynn.

  • Do you want to go to a cafe?

  • Sorry, but I'm helping my auntie today.

  • And tomorrow you dangle it in front of me.

  • You dangled that glimmer of hope right in front of my eyes, then your dashing away expertly.

  • Well played, Jessica.

  • Do you still think I'm a creepy pedophile?

  • Sexist?

  • Oh, she just says hi.

  • I know it's crazy when a bunch of muscles will do Tia.

  • Now, who's the sexist?

  • Do you want to go to the movies with me?

  • Sorry, but I have a boyfriend.

  • Okay, that's fine.

  • At least you didn't assault me.

  • What?

  • Words?

  • Immediately this time.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I could go on site.

  • I can leave the gym.

  • I don't have to spend my entire life here.

  • Go outside and be with the birds and the bees and carrots And lads, no money will have to walk.

  • Oh, that's Oh, The world looks different now that I have some muscles that I go into a trash can to my house.

  • That's what it really feels like.

  • I just did.

  • Can I do anything at my house.

  • The guy at the gym just had sex with me.

  • So pretty much anything can happen at this point.

  • All right, let's just go to sleep.

  • So, Chip, you need some enhance protein?

  • I said, can I milk it from you?

  • I will fuck you up.

  • Excellent.

  • I always asked for this.

  • Wait.

  • Oh, God.

  • Go.

  • I don't Oh, my gods!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Someone's been working out their glutes.

  • This is a my God.

  • Hi.

  • You like my ice?

  • What is this?

  • My locker?

  • You guys were mean.

  • He's got massive dogs and massive personality problems.

  • You know what they say, Jessica?

  • Those whose squad together Sleep together.

  • Huh?

  • Uh, these charms working on you, These Irish terms.

  • Okay.

  • If she still helping her aunt.

  • Alright.

  • You helping your aunt everyday, Jessica?

  • Because it sounds like you're telling a little bit of it.

  • Our life.

  • This guy's elbow is about to pop out of his arm, fly across the room and stab someone in the face.

  • This is this is terrible form.

  • You're not working.

  • What, you think you're working with that form, buddy?

  • You know, really?

  • Men shower with their clothes on?

  • Yeah, that's the real big dick energy.

  • I could sign up for the bodybuilding competition.

  • Oh, God, I got money.

  • Yes, I was just standing there.

  • Like what does this flexing is showing off?

  • Oh, that was incredible.

  • Okay, he's gone.

  • Okay?

  • I still can't buy it, because apparently I'm not allowed.

  • It says $0 just said I got $20.

  • What is happening to this game?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I got I got a little bit of muscle.

  • Let me.

  • And now I'm calling her anorexic.

  • Hello, anorexic.

  • If you lost your mind, do you know who I am?

  • Write down your address.

  • You want to come to my house and so suck.

  • Also suck becomes red.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay.

  • Sure.

  • I don't have any words anymore.

  • There are no words to describe.

  • What is happening in this game scheme is bizarre.

  • Hello, anorexic.

  • And that's just the same with a good way.

  • 345676 Guys, I did it.

  • I got the also suck.

  • This has been the experience of a lifetime.

  • I can't say I've ever played something like this before.

  • And I don't know if I should ever play something like this ever again.

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我去了健身房,可怕的事情發生了 - 健身房模擬器。 (I Went To The Gym And Terrible Things Happened - Gym Simulator)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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