They'renotreallygonnamatchtogetherverywell, butyou'vekindofgot a sortofflatshapethatcamefromthesurfaceofyoursphereandthatreallyistheideabehindyou'd Hummelsignprojection, whichsometimesgetsnicknamedtheorangepeelprojectioninkindofseewhyitdoes a goodjob.
It's certainlyflat, butyouhavetosquishquite a lotofthistogetitintotherightplace.
Thereare a fewdifferentoptionshere, butnoneofthemaregoingtogetyoucompletelyaroundtheproblemoftransformingthesurfaceeversphereinto a fractaldimensionalspace.
That's rightinthecenterandshiningoutwardsandthenifyoutracedshadowofthelandonthepapers, itwaswrappedin a cylinderaroundyouwouldendupwithMercatorprojection.
TheonlyproblemaboutMercatorbecauseyou'reusing a cylinderthingsaregonnabedistortedatthepollsmuchmorethantheirdistortedattheequator, andas a result, theareaofdifferentlandmassesendsupbeingcompletely, completelymuckedup, completelyskewed.