And I alwayssaythat, like, ifyoudon't knowwhatyouwanttodoinlife, spendasmuchtimeaspossibledoingsomethingfuckinghatedoingbecausemyjobis a potwasher.
So I'd havetoscrubthebottomofhugesaucepot.
Wecouldclamchowder.
Whenyoudothat 50 hours a week, youspent a lotoftimethinkingaboutwhatyouwishyouweredoing.
So I saythatlikesomuchofmysortofambitionsinlife, mygoalsand, likemydreamsoflife, werebornfromthebottomofthatshittychowderpot E justfuckedupineightnumberthreesauceinsteadofthenumbertwosauce.
Youdefinitelyfuckedup.
Whatdowedo?
Havetocancelthewholeshoot?
No, no.
Turneverythingoff.
I thinkit's aninterchangeablesortoflife.
Notlike I wentfrom 2 to 10.
Right, Right, right, 3 to 2.
Maintainingeyecontactand I skippedaway.
Yougot a littlefancy, got a littlecockyoutthere.
ThatwasItdoes, becausethat's a strongtoorightthere.
Soyou'vestackedalmosttwobillionviews, eightmillionsubscribersandcreated a genreallyourown.
But I imaginethattheaccomplishmentthatyourperhapsmostproudofisgettingthemayorofNewYorktodiscussbikerlanelawsafterdoing a videofightingthatticket.
So I had a ticketfornotridingthebikelane, butoftenthey'reobstructionsthatkeepyoufromprobablyridingthebikeon.
I wonderifsomeonewho's oftenthumbtheirnoseatauthority.
Doesthatvideoinparticularhold a specialplaceinyourheart?
Yeah, youknow, likethatbikelanes.
Buthealwayssay, I made X isreallypissedoff.
I got a ticketforforsomething I shouldn't havegotten a ticketfor.
I usedmyvideocameraandYouTubeas a wayofsortofspeakingoutagainstthatofexpressingmyfrustration, andintheend, I kindofgotsomeretribution.
So, like, itbringsyoubacktomyteenageyears, and I wasalwaysintroubleinschool, butnobodyeverlistenedtome.
Youknow, youdo a lotofinsanethingsinyourvideos, whetherit's, youknow, hangingfrom a droneorskateboardingbehind a Lamborghiniandallthosechutes.
Whenwereyoumostfearfulforyourlife?
LikelastyearforChristmas, whenwebuilttheonlydroneintheworldthatcouldcarry a humanbeingandhadme 200 feetintheair?
Had a microphoneonthosedirectingmycameramenandthedroneoperatorsoyou'd listentotheaudio.
Someonehityouwith a quickfoodrapidfireofallyourglobetrottingadventuresWhat's theinternationalfastfoodmenuitemthatstandsoutinSingapore, and I thinktheyhavethisalloverAsia.
Andassomebodywho's stackedviewsagainstchangingplatformsandalgorithms, I wonderhowyouthinktheviralvideohasevolvedsincetheKimboslicedays.
Firealityusedtohave a littlebitmoreauthenticitytoit, andnow, byreality, ismuchmorehackable.
There's a wholeloggermovementrightnowonwhatthesebloggersdoistheycreatehiphopvideosthataretypicallydistracts, andtheseareindividualswithnobackgroundinmusicatall, andtheycreatethesesongsthattakesomebodyelsedown.
Thesongwashugelyviralformyriadreasons, andthatis a wayofsortofhackingthesystemtomakesomethinggoviral.
We'lldo 100 millionviews, and a lotofthatwouldpushovertheirchannel.
It's a waytogrowthechannel, andthenthewholenetworkpilesontopofthat.
So I thinkthatviralvideoscanbeapproached a littlemoresystematicallynow, versus 8 10 yearsago, whichislikeithadtobesomethingthatnobodyhadseenbefore.
Ifyou'regonnastartpeace 1,000,000 together, a timelineforviralvideosthatyouthinkwe'remaybegamechangersinthegenreorwatershedmoments.
Wheredoesyourmindwander?
JustinTV, whichCarolinaLeighdecidedbroadcastentirelife, I think, isreally, reallyimpressing.
Atthetimehewasdoingthat, RealityTVwasthes, reallysculptedshowslikeTheRealWorld, and I thinkthathad a bigpartinleadingintoblogging.
And I thinkthatbloggingisnowbecomethenewnormasfarasrealitytelevision.
I thinkthatGangnamstyle, whenyouthinkaboutsuccessinmusic, evenshiftingawayfromothermediumslikeradioandthingslikethatgettingdamncellreallybroughtthattoyou.
Two.
Beenaway.
Nothinghadeverdonebefore.
Uh, I'm completelylosttrainofthoughts.
Enoughisreallyhotrightnow, Julialingering.
You'renotdoingthiscell, but, no.
Wereyou a wingguybeforetheshow?
I mean, whoisn't atsomelevel, whatever, butlikeatthispoint, like, youknow, it's hardformetoevenlookat a chickenwing.
I wouldn't knowit.
Itreallylooklikeyou'reenjoyingyourself.
I'm blessedtohavethislikegoofballjob, likethiscartoonexistencethat I havegoingbutremindmyselfabouteverysinglemorning, bytheway.
Allright, Casey.
Sohaverecurringsegmentonourshowcalled.
Explainthat, Graham.
Wedo a deepdiveonourguestinstagrampullinterestingpicturesthatneedmorecontext.
So I'llshowyouthepicture, andthenyoujusttellmethebiggerthreat.
Thatsoundgood.
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LettherecordshowNewlaptop.
Fouryearswiththecompany.
Finallygotanair.
That's like a twoyearoldmodel.
Yeah.
Bye, Casey.
FirstthingsfirstMetGalawithCarlyclaws.
I wasveryuncomfortablethere, so I justhungoutontheredcarpet.
I don't think I'lleverbeinvitedback.
Justletmebetotallyclearonthat.
Ms.
Wintour, ifyou'reseeingthis, I wouldappreciateanotherinvitation.
But I respectifif I'vebeenmanagedforlifeeverlikewanderingaroundsidelike a littlekidwithmycamera.
So I I putonlike a contractorvestsand a helmet, and I wentdownthereandsaid I was a contractorsothey'd letmebyand I couldbreakintomyoldapartmenttogetclothes, andthatpictureis a pictureofmeonmywaytobreakingintomyapartment.
Allright, thisnextoneisdirtydicks.
Veryaggressivebrandname.
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No, wegethimfrom a carryoutjoint.
But I wouldliketopointout, youknow, weusedtohavebadwingsandtheyusedtobekindofcold.
We'reproducersandagentsandtheheadofproductionandthisproductionpersonandthenthisexecutiveandthenallofthesefiltersandthemagicofYouTubeisthatwhen I saysomethingisdone, I justlookuploaded.
Itgoesouttotheaudience.
Whenyouseesomethingontelevision, youknowthatthere's thatbigfiltrationprocessandlosingthatwasprobablythemostexcitingpartofbecoming a youtuberbecause I don't knowlikeit's a thingthatcomesupevenwith, like, thisshowallthetime, where I alwaysfeellikepeoplearetryingtoshoveitintosomedeepcablespotorsomething.
And I'm kindoflike, Well, youknowwhatthehelllikeThat's notreallyhowthethescalesaretippingTVlikeisobjectivelyfading.
Evenifit's a littlehigherwhenyouknowyou'reheadedintherightdirection?
Andthat's how I seeTV.
Howdoyourespondtocriticswhothinkyou'rejust a CZ?
DeeplyinthepocketsofbrandsisthestraditionalmediaHolland's I mean, theshortanswerissortoflikeFuck, Um, and I don't I don't meantosaylikefucktheaudienceoranythinglikethat.
I reallyrespecttheaudience, but I dothinkthatthere's thisfalsesenseofaltruismonline.
Ifyou're a YouTubecreator, makingmoneyoffofwhatyoudoshouldbeshunnedforYouTubeortomake a livingoffofwhatthey'redoingissomethingthat, like, theyshouldbeembarrassedup.
Skateboardingbehind a LamborghiniandDubai, orwhenyouwerecuttingthrough a blizzardinManhattanwiththehelpoftheNYPD, snowboardinginNewYorkCitywasoneofthegreatestdayseverthatTrumpwasbuiltjustso.
Noamountofsnowcouldstopit.
And I needed a stormwheretheNYPDcouldn't drivetheirpatrolcars.