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Crossing a borderonDheTherehadweedinmybackpack, andthen I hadthisdrypowder.
Theythoughtitwaspowder.
Oh, thatitwasnobooking.
Did a randomcheck, andtheypickedmeoutofmybunkballs.
Likecourse.
Theydidn't coziesttoward, like, a lotofgirls.
Yes, itwaslikenineofus.
Andthentheypicked, like, four.
And I wasjustsohappentobeoneofyourlike, ofcourseit's me, Ryan.
Wepicktherichesof a drinkingdownstairs, butthat's whathappened.
Theygotmybag, andthen I'llarrestyou.
Yeah, Thenthatpoppedout.
No, no, no.
Thatwasmymakeupcase.
And I wasjustlike I wasoverandallthatweedintherebeforeyouevenopenmyself, There's we'd allupinthereandthey'relike, OK, andtheyputitbackformeintheseentertainmentshows, Isthatwhatyouhave?
I think I thinkthey'resosickofdealingwithAmericans, theyreallyaren't donehavingitthereJustkindofover.
I know, but I'm justinLondon, and I had a medicalmarijuanathereonallthesepeoplekept, like, snappingandtweetinglike, yougottabereallycarefulwhat I'm like.
I'm inmyhotelroom, right?
Justmedicatingandchilling.
I'm fine, butdoyouhavetobemorecarefulinTexas?
God e gotkickedoutofmyhotelroomjustforsmellinglikefreshweed.
Itwasn't evensmile.
I'veneverhadthathappenyet.
Yougo.
Itwaslike, Oh, yourroomsmellslikesmoke.
And I waslike, There's nosmokinghere.
Andthenthey'relike, Oh, no, that's freshforyouknow, theykickedmeoutandputlike, a aircyclethinkingandmyfuckingroom.
And I think I thinkitopensthedoorof, like, there's othersouttherenotjustdoingone, Ryan.
Andfor a lotofgirlsthataren't from, youknow, like a populatedareasthatare, youknow, likemainstreamandkindoflikeliberaltheycomefrom, like, youknow, middleAmericaandstufflikethat.