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I am a personalassistantThioBlindperson.
Everyoncein a while, I willpostonFacebookandbelike I needmoney.
Doesanyonehave, like, a job I needdone?
And I willdoitaftertaxes, Mytakehomeisaround $2400.720 goestorent 75 goestoutilitiesto 22 goestoallmydifferentstupidsubscriptionsandstufflikecellphoneBillJimandallthatto 80 goestostudentloans.
1 50 goestotherapy, andthenwhatever I haveleft, I puttowardsmesavings.
Rightnow I haveabout $4500 insavings.
Here's mylaststatement.
I gotoTraderJoe's everyweek.
Somegroceryshoppingis a veryfrequentpurchaseswaywork 3 50 That's probably a DietCokeand a granolabar.
I wasworkinguntilweworkthissummer.
I wouldgetbored.
I hateworkinginanofficesoliterallyjustsecuremyboredom.
I wouldgo, like, buy a DietCoke.
Yeah, thatthat's a frequentpurchaseofmineThisdaycooking.
Weworktolive a veryfruitfullife.
Father.
I wasbestoneofmyfavoritebars.
Five.
Only $5.
Sothat's probably a coffeeand a verynicetip, because I loveeveryonethere.
I dodrink a lotofcoffee.
Coffeeis a pit $8.
I doshow, I'm sureatthepitandhad a beer.
Andwhenever I'm there, wealwaysgetonefreedrink.
Sothisiseight.
So I probablyhad a drinkwithmyfreedrink.
They'reagreeisoneofmyverybuysit 61.
I apparentlygotdrunkthatnightanddecided I wasallowedtospend $61.
A lotofmypurchasesaregoingtowardsgoingoutwithfriendsandbeingoutofcomedyshowsanddrinkingtoomuchbeer.
CVS 16 61 ToponeSupermarketBrooklyn 6 76 That's probably a bodegasandwich.
Terry, NewYork 13.
No.
OneHarryis, Ah, veganrestaurantnearwherethatweworkthat I wasworkingout.
Sogothereforlunch.
TheMill, NewYork A 51 thatislike a bodegadeliplacenearmyboyfriend's apartment.
Evergreen.
Moveoutone.
Brooklyn 23 51 thatis a barinmyneighborhood.
That's drinks.
Who?
Lou?
11 99 1 night I wasdrunk, and I reallywantedtowatchhowtogetawaywithmurder.
I watcheditallonNetflix, andthentheydidn't havetheseasonthat I wanted.
So I got a HuLu, andsince I wasdrunk, I gotbluepremiumfor 11 99 a month, andthentheydidn't havetheepisodesonwhoeitherthat I wantedand I stillhaven't canceledtheaccountant.
That's mymonthly.
Who?
LouIntrusionGroup.
On 29 99 I leftmyiPhoneonthis X train, whichis a veryfunthingto D'oh, and I bought a newiPhoneupthroughGroupon, but I alsogotinsuranceonit, so I thinkthat 2099 istheinsurancegroupon 1 95 96 Thatistheactualcellphonetoreplacetheone I leftonthesixtrain.
Hmm.
22 98.
Subway 7 61 Actualsubway.
Likethesandwich.
Bushwickposts 10.
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Have a grill.
10.
75 uberfive A four.
Withdrawal 80 to 75.
I havenoidea.
Keyme 60 and 30.
Hemeanslikethis.
Cool.
Almostlikechaos.
Theyhaven't storeswhereyoucanmakecopiesofkeys.
Sothisis, uh, bigday.
I made a copyofkeysformyboyfriend.
Sohehaskeystomyapartment.
Facebook.
3 11 I paidfor a facelike a promotedFacebookpostfor a comedyshowthat I washostingthat I wantedpeopletogoto.
So I thinkitjustlikethatalgorithmputsitinpeople's feeds.
Sotheyseeit.
Yeah, itis, Chief, I think I shouldhavelikedgonebiggeranddonelikethe $20 promotionandlike, itactuallywouldhaveworkedbecause, like, itdidn't reallyworkthatwellformesuccess.
And I guessthisislike a personalgoalwouldbetobecomfortable.
Thionothavetobestressing.
Am I gonnabeableThiomakemyrightandbeabletoliveforthenextfewmonths.
I lovecomedyand I lovereadingand I lovewhat I do.
Buttheliteralpriceyoupaid, nothavingthereliabilityofanotherjobliketherewillbe a literaltimeswhenhavingjustdidn't worktodayofbabysittingorcleaningthat I'm likesittingonthetrainand I seesomeonewho's likeclearlygoinghomeforthenight.
And I'm likegoingouttogoto a showorlike, twoshowsand I'm like, God, I'm sotired.
I think I liketoseethemand I envythemand I'm like, I wish I couldhavethat, like, 9 to 5 andthenjustlike, gohomeandgotobed.