In the past few weeks, I've seen a ton of YouTubers and bloggers and I follow logging their trips to Fashion Week.

And because I am far too irrelevant to be invited, I'm just gonna sit at my desk and critique these runways from my computer.

So the 1st 1 I'm gonna look at is Gucci.

Pucci has been killing it these past couple of seasons and actually kind of stopped watching Broadway shows for a while.

But last winter I watched the runway and I really, really loved it.

I thought it was so cool and quirky and really original.

So let's see.

Wow, this is very hard to figure out what this needs.

At least it's turning heads.

I am the worst.

Boo.

Okay, I like this.

I like this a lot.

Wow.

That model looks like she wants to murder you and your mother.

I think the color on that dress is super cool.

And I'm sure without the jacket the detailing on the dress is gorgeous as well.

Oh, no, no, No, no, no.

She looks like a penguin.

She looks like an angry Russian penguin.

She's holding a snake.

What this shit is that alive?

I'm not a fan of the ski masks, but I think this dress is very interesting.

It's very like boho fiance.

Is that cultural appropriation?

Gucci.

Is that she wearing a pagoda on her head?

I know, I know.

I feel about that moving on the lead.

See Aga?

Let's see.

This was just on the front page of the honey.

This is literally the shirt that people like green screen effects have to wear so it covers off their hands would imagine, like shaking hands with somebody you're not sure a management and pee in that shirt.

Would you just like this rescue?

This isn't like groundbreaking or anything, but that's something that I wear toe like the Golden Globes or two.

Like a fancy New Year's party.

Alexander McQueen is one of the designers that originally really going to fashion.

Sometimes when I'm in you, I'll just like block off an entire day of my schedule, just doing a bird doors and get lost in like the fucking seven tower maze of expensive clothing.

I actually got to touch an Alexander McQueen dress.

And I was like, I didn't try at all.

No, because I think the sales associates come, like, smell before on me.

Ooh, Wow.

Okay.

I like where this is going.

I'm generally just a fan of the whole, like, deconstructive menswear trend.

Okay with this.

This is so cool.

I love the belt as you guys.

Maybe he was telling him, like all of my crystals, I'm really, really about, like, that silhouette where it's a loose top and then cross at the least, and then you have something like high waisted and pipe with it.

I think it's just so flattering.

And it makes your waist look so snatch.

Even if you're thoroughly laughing.

Labs like me, I really like this one.

The white blazer under the weather jacket.

That's very unexpected.

But I was the juxtaposition.

Call me Anna Wintour.

Boy, this is kind of crazy, but I really like it.

No, 100% on the friend, but I really like what's going on with the top detail here.

Something that I really want to see more of in stores is like these sweeping kind of sweetheart.

Wide necklines.

I think it's so flattering.

It shows off your collarbones.

Really?

Well, I think if you could just kind of take the same vibe from this dress and get into, like, a little propped up, I think that the super fuel for salt cheek Here we go.

Okay.

I really like this.

Look, it's how I got combination of like Tommy Hilfiger and what Gucci was doing a couple of seasons ago.

The colors are like weird, but they work.

Okay, getting further down here, that is a lot of color.

This reminds me I don't know if you guys have this when you were in middle school, but there was this, like, paint program that was like super nineties.

My body was called kid picks up a little bit like the best days of my elementary school and middle school experience.

We're just gonna play around with that program like, drag the course around a big, creepy house artwork.

Okay, this look is actually from Valentino Spring 2018 collection, which I think actually showed in September.

I get really, really confused by all the fashion season because actually came out a couple months ago.

I want to show you guys this.

I thought this was a really cool example of how you can send something like really unique and high end down the runway.

But it doesn't have to like blast people's eyeballs on.

I just love everything about this.

Look, I think the colors work really well.

Silhouette.

It's so cool.

I would buy that jacket.

It has, like that exaggerated shoulder, but it's still very flattering, and I love the both deals with it, like this courtly, sophisticated safari look which I know it into.

Let's see what Valentino did for fall, though, and our allies have.

It looks like somebody caught up a Snuggie.

I'm not sure the cost of this dress is the most flattering, especially around the waist, that the way it flares out.

But I really, really like what's been going here again.

Like I said, I really, really like that super wide neckline, especially with long sleeves.

I feel like it's very like Victorian, but in a sexy and not super oppressed way.

Let's see what ball Maine is doing.

She looks like the sexiest burrito, can I?

But like double meeting you.

Okay, This is from Christian your fault.

2018.

And I was gonna say that this looks really cool, but that's what I've been saying about every single look.

So I really like Alexander away.

My second favorite Alexander Fashion Week.

Goddamn, these girls look like they're straight out of the Matrix.

I would let her murder me any day.

I love extend with these embers to feel like it's doing a good, like, way snatching body call tour.

But in a way that's not super.

Obviously.

Like I'm trying to deceive your eyes this election l went through an edgy phase in high school.

I hope you don't have to wrap it up.

Thank you so much for watching.

We'll see you guys next week.

Bye.