Name: 當特朗普在打高爾夫的時候，我們都在付錢保護他。 (While Trump Is Golfing, We're All Paying To Protect Him)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:14:05.000Z
Duration: 4 min 53 s
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WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW."

AND IT IS-- AS YOU CAN TELL, AS YOU CAN TELL BY THIS CROWD, IT

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THAT MEANS-- AND IF TO YOU

THAT MEANS BLOWING OFF WORK TO CHILLAX WITH YOUR BUDS,

THEN YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BECAUSE WE

JUST LEARNED THAT LAST YEAR, TRUMP SPENT ONE OF EVERY FIVE

AND, REMEMBER, WHEN TRUMP IS GOLFING, WE'RE PAYING FOR IT.

AND WE MIGHT NOT KNOW THE FULL COST FOR A WHILE, THANKS TO

TREASURY SECRETARY AND KID ON "BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY"

WATCHING HIS DAD GET CHEWED OUT BY THE BOSS, STEVE MNUCHIN.

MNUCHIN IS TRYING TO HIDE HOW MUCH TAXPAYERS HAVE SPENT

HE WANTS TO DELAY DISCLOSURE OF SECRET SERVICE SPENDING ON

PRESIDENTIAL TRAVEL UNTIL AFTER THE 2020 ELECTION.

>> Stephen: NOT TELLING US THAT TILL AFTER WE VOTE IS LIKE

SHARING YOUR S.T.D. HISTORY WITH YOUR PARTNER AFTER YOU HAVE SEX.

THAT TINGLING SENSATION MEANS THE SEX IS WORKING.

AND IT'S NEVER GOING TO STOP WORKING, BABY."

WE DO KNOW THE SECRET SERVICE BILL IS GOING TO BE PRETTY BIG.

FOR EXAMPLE, WE SPENT $96 MILLION ON BARACK OBAMA

BUT IN 2017, WE SPENT $13.6 MILLION ON TRUMP IN

AND OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, WE'VE SPENT $588,000 ON SECRET

THAT'S A LOT, BUT GOLF CARTS ARE CRITICAL SECURITY VEHICLES.

THEY CAN BE OVERTAKEN ONLY IF THE TERRORISTS DISCOVER "WALKING

♪ ♪ ♪ BUT WE'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR

WE'RE ALSO COVERING THE COSTS OF ALL THE LITTLE TRUMPLINGS.

FOR INSTANCE, A FEW YEARS BACK, ERIC TRUMP'S VISIT TO A TRUMP

BUILDING IN URUGUAY COST TAXPAYERS $97,000.

SO WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT REALLY YOUR-GUAY.

MOST OF THAT MONEY WAS SPENT IN TEACHING ERIC THAT IT'S NOT

WE'RE ALSO LEARNING MORE ABOUT WHAT WENT ON BEHIND THE SCENES

APPARENTLY, THE WHITE HOUSE RECEIVED AN EARLY-WARNING

MESSAGE FROM SPY AGENCIES THAT OFFICIALS CALL, A "SQUAWK."

NORMALLY, WHEN YOU HEAR A SQUAWK IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT MEANS

( APPLAUSE ) AS SOON AS HE GOT THE WARNING,

TRUMP DESCENDED SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO THE SITUATION ROOM.

WHAT ON EARTH COULD HAVE MOTIVATED HIM TO SHAMBLE DOWN

SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO THE SITUATION ROOM?

AND THERE WERE SANDWICHES PILED ON A SIDEBOARD IN THE ROOM.

"GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE INCOMING BALLISTIC HOAGIES.

ALERT COLONEL MUSTARD AT STRATEGIC SAUCE COMMAND."

IT'S ALSO BEEN REVEALED THAT THE NIGHT OF THE AIR STRIKE AGAINST

SOLEIMANI, TRUMP WAS PULLED AWAY FROM HIS DINNER OF MEATLOAF

IT'S POSSIBLE IT WAS ICE CREAM WITH MEATLOAF.

TRUMP'S INTERNATIONAL WHOOPSIES HAVEN'T BEEN HELPING HIS

ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL FROM THE PEW RESEARCH CENTER, 64% OF

PEOPLE WORLDWIDE SAID THEY DID NOT HAVE CONFIDENCE IN PRESIDENT

IN FACT, FOREIGNERS TRUST HIM LESS THAN ANGELA MERKEL,

EMMANUEL MACRON, XI JINPING, AND VLADIMIR PUTIN.

BUT, HEY, HE IS STILL POLLING AHEAD OF JEFFREY DAHMER, HARVEY

WEINSTEIN, AND ONE OF THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS.

ONE COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT IS AS POPULAR AS A PINE CONE

SUPPOSITORY IS SLOVENIA, WHERE VANDALS BURNED A WOODEN STATUE

POLICE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING AND THEY HAVE RELEASED THIS

SECURITY FOOTAGE OF THE SLOVENIAN WOMAN THEY BELIEVE IS

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