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  • this stand up specials.

  • Fantastic.

  • Thank you.

  • Were getting You were getting so much love.

  • Yeah, from first fall fans love it.

  • Celebrities, celebrities.

  • Now you got big celebrities who are who are who are saying Hey, this is a fantastic spent a lot of people from Diddy Diddy sti Harvey, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence.

  • Uh, everybody to change to taking the change has never given it up for me.

  • For reasons I don't understand.

  • No, this is fantastic.

  • People are lining up and saying we just, uh, just love it.

  • Yeah, man, deal.

  • You leaves.

  • Just everybody be showing so much support, man.

  • I want to thank everyone who has watched it has told anybody else.

  • And if you haven't watched it, please go see the streaming on Netflix.

  • I do me that favor.

  • Yeah, Some really good advice.

  • You have really good advice.

  • You advise you advise old people.

  • You think old people should stay in their lane?

  • Yeah, they should just stop trying to do new dances that these kids are doing.

  • Really?

  • Elaine, stay in your lane.

  • You can't be in the club over 40 like Ah, like you can't do that.

  • Yes, you can.

  • And I'll tell you how.

  • What are you talking about?

  • So you gotta stay your leg like this is you.

  • Right now, this is only dance that you can do over 40.

  • Just saying that's it, that's all.

  • You can do it.

  • You can go.

  • You know, I want to try.

  • I want to get out there, and I want to show him what I could.

  • No, no, no.

  • Even with just string dance that you do.

  • Yeah, the older you get, you gotta bring that string you like You got a Theo.

  • Wow.

  • Just put your thumbs right there, boy.

  • Now you also really?

  • You you have said and you believe this passionately.

  • And you talk about it that you think white people need to get in touch with God.

  • You do.

  • You all do.

  • You gotta get God praise, man.

  • You got to give him praise, You know, no matter what it is, you gotta get give guys from love, you know?

  • How do you do that every day, life, every little stuff.

  • You just gotta acknowledge God do like, if you order chicken sandwich, you tell them no cheese, but they end up on cheese on there anyway, That's God telling you.

  • You need to eat that.

  • She So you gotta acknowledge that.

  • You got to say, Won't he do it and then to yourself?

  • You got to say yes, he will.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • You do it.

  • Yes, he will.

  • I say for you.

  • Won't he do it?

  • Yes, he will.

  • It ISI looking back.

  • And if you go to a bar and you drink for 16 hours, right?

  • Right.

  • We usually do.

  • Right?

  • Okay.

  • And I feel just like $700 right?

  • But they leave off a couple zeros and your tab is not $7 right?

  • That's God.

  • Tell me you that.

  • Hey, I got some free drinks.

  • Free drinks for you, right?

  • You got to say for yourself.

  • Won't you do it?

  • You go.

  • Yes, you will.

  • Yes, you is.

  • You did it wrong, though.

  • You don't go.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • My guess is it's yes.

  • He went to see Well, that's how you got to do it.

  • And drinking for six.

  • You think they threw me out of church intothe?

  • You'll says you gotta give Give Give God I love.

  • You know, even you all you are.

  • You know how many people wanted tickets here tonight.

  • You got the tickets?

  • You gotta get way.

  • Won't do it.

  • Wow, they're not Half of them were like, Well, this isn't our first choice wail of fortune, but brothers tour stops here.

  • I was getting my person, you know, you, uh, you know, this is actually kind of a compliment, but people are using jokes from your special.

  • You're special s so much good stuff in it that people were using some of your bits.

  • Yeah, even businesses like I do this bit, which is a legitimate question.

  • I ask, Do bigger women get kidnapped?

  • Right.

  • Uh, like, that's a legitimate I never seen here for just asking.

  • That's my special.

  • But but but restaurants start making signs and stuff going Be safe.

  • Eat cake.

  • You found one.

  • This is a really someone.

  • You saw this.

  • That's crazy.

  • They took that from you took that from me.

  • You're not getting paid.

  • I'm not getting nothing.

  • Yeah, I can't even get in.

  • Okay.

  • I got another thing.

  • You got a little catchphrase that you used on the special that has caught on with people.

  • Yes.

  • I say slap.

  • That's another kid.

  • That's a catch phrase or a lot of people been saying slap?

  • It sound like a plan.

  • That's what it is.

  • A plan?

  • Yeah, you do.

  • A really funny thing about you.

  • Is your cousin my cousin?

  • Yeah, he He's gay.

  • And he always says, Hey, come on, let's go over here.

  • Let's go to the party.

  • We should get in free because I know the balance.

  • And I'm like, Okay, like, slap I So who's using it?

  • You've got, like, people, but some other.

  • My son's mother.

  • She was saying at first saying that first, you should always they slap on.

  • I was gonna put our name in my special, but she was I keep my goddamn name out your mouth.

  • So what?

  • So it's going well, Didn't like isn't like ESPN or someone.

  • He s being used it.

  • Yeah, I seen that line.

  • Dry balls.

  • Should he go to second base?

  • Last sound like a plan.

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