Uh, whataveragemeantbecause I didn't knowthat's whatthisgameiscalled.
Itwashighlyratedonitchy.
Oh, so I wanttoplayitaswithallofthegame's gonnabeplayingtodayOh, mythief, I mightsleepis a strangertome I wonderthewallsofthisplaceasifinsearchofsomething, somethingunattainable, Somethingbeyondmygrasp.
YetmywanderingsalwaystakemebacktothesameplaceitisIfthemaskdrawsmetoyoutonightbeckoningmesometimes I awaketofindmyselfstandingbeforeit.
Itholds a museumdarkfascinationthat I can't explainyet I'm unabletoresist.
It's a weirdtexturewayallunderwaterbecauseshedrowned.
I justleft.
Good.
Okay, everyonewakesupatthishour.
FuckingGoldman.
Thisisnotforme.
Youtrytotellmenottogothatwaybecause I saidyoursisanuncommonbeauty.
Okay, Teddypaintingisfine.
That's good.
Whatthefuck?
Itwaslikerightbehindme.
I hatethat.
Don't fuckingcreepuponme.
Oh, anIrishmanhas a kickonhimlike a horsecreepupbehindme.
You'regoingtoget a helltothejaw.
Nomusicschool.
No, wait.
That's nothurry.
I thoughtitwasthesongfromtheendoftheShiningthat's usedin a lotofplaces.
Youcouldatleastputthechairbacknine.
No!
Damnit, man.
I thoughtthetittywouldsurviveeverything.
I willridmyselfandthisworldofitscurse.
Putthemaskback.
Cleansingfire.
Eradicatethedarkness.
I longforitstentaclesintoretreatfrommyheartsothat I mayseeagain.
Remember?
Rememberherfaceintheloveweshared?
Okay.
Canwetossitintothefire?
Yeah.
Costintothe.
He's consumedwithnames.
Then, as I watcheditburn, I seeherfaceinitsplacescreamingforhelp.
No, I didnotcomethen.
Kindofcomenow.
Oh, no.
Andit's alwaysdoThisonebarelyopened.
Okay?
Notendless.
Justvery, verylong.
Thisiscreepy.
Yeah.
Whatisthatnoise?
Andwhyam I gettingclosertoit?
It's backwhereitbelongs.
Uh, good.
Yougotchalkout.
God.
Boom, Gooncemorethroughyou'llgetthere.
Stepbystepleftinfrontofright.
Rightinfrontofleft.
WheneveryouforOh, yes.
Letmemeetmybetrothed.
Thatwasnotmypatrols.
I seeyoureyesholdtheirgaze.
Lipsmove.
But I hearonlythesoundofdarknessinthewavesthatcarriesthroughtheblackknight.
Only a momentearliershewasbeggingmetocastthemaskintothesea.
If I denyherandpushitfrommewithsuchforceandmadragethatsheissentbackwardsandovertherailingshiptouchingonwithslippinghands I hearcriesNow, pleasehelpHeadwouldhealthyHe's And I watchSheslipsintothedarknessdirtybossanddonothing.
Sorry, I didn't meanThiogivesomeoneelsecreditforyourwork.
Butthe 1st 1 wasreallycool.
I didn't actuallyfinishin, but I absolutelylovedthestyleofit I lovethere's been a biginfluxofthesetypesofgamesrecentlyonoverthelastfewyears, andit's socool.
I lovethesortoffiltersmakingitlookoldschool, butwithnewagekindofmechanicswerenotsomuchmechanics, butlikethePolishonthem, likethistypeofstuffiswhatoldgameswouldhavelookedlike.
Butwe'regettingthisfromLake.
Justsmall, indeed.
F teamsnowit's sofuckingcool.
IsthisTwitterJoeyHighStakesTV.
Nice.
Damn, thatwascool.
I likethat a lot.
Welldone.
There's there's somethingaboutthecameraandthefilterandeverythingthatjustasitwasthesameoneoutlastItjustaddsthislikelittleextralayerthat I reallylike.
Andthenyouzoominwiththecameraandyoucouldsee a littlemoretheframingofitandthekindoffirstpersonhandheldcameraaspecttoitJustgivesitthisreallyfreakyaspect.
VoryBlairWitch e.
Ofcourse, Blair, whichisoneofthebesthorrormoviesevermade, I thinkjustforhowdifferentanduniqueitwasforwhenitcameout, I likethat a lot.
Okay, Nowwe'reontosomethingcompletelydifferent, which I stillconsideredtobe.
Ah, horrorgamefromthelittlepitsthat I saw.
Yep, 100%.
Still a horrorgame.
Oh, got a littlecockandballs, noseandcockandballs, but, uh, it's fuckingadorable.
Don't interactwithanything.
Hi.
Canyoudosomethingforme?
I didn't look, Lookupbuttons.
I thinkitneeds a controller.
Sure.
Yeah.
Umuh, just, uh, thing.
Thereyougo.
Thereyougo.
Takemynosejuice.
Thisisabsolutelystillahoragamedripping.
ThisisoneofthetopratedthingsonitchyOh, rightnow I canseewhyyougottheperspectivesofuckingweird.
Okay, you'recomingwithme.
I don't knowwhat I'm doingwithyou.
Haven't youcomewithme?
Littlebootsontheground?
Youwanttomurderthatguy?
Bye.
Well, youbetterknow.
Oh, Jesus.
Whatishappeningdripping?
I don't evenknowhowtocommentateoverthisgame.
Let's letitjustdoitsthing.
Punch a tree.
There's a littletittiesonthegroundis a bigthemeoftittiestodaytocomeup.
No, they'rejustintheground, youknow, groundtitties.
Everyoneknowsabout a groundtittieeverynowandthen.
Youhavegroundtittieswhereyoulive.
Cometalkmybirdeggs.
Whatyouwantwithme?
A birdinmyboat?
X, not a lot.
Uh, I don't knowwhy I'm here.
I don't knowwhy I'm hereorwhat I'm doingorwhat I shoulddonext.