Jesus, I'm here with the full spin.

Not even a blink, huh?

All right, well Oh, there you are.

I'm sorry.

I'll come back for you one day, okay?

Don't look at me like that.

I'll come back one day.

Don't worry.

I'll save you.

It will be a god escape escape with Oh, God, I love that.

All right, so welcome back to my craft on steroids.

Everyone, This is awesome.

This is right Night.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Illegal!

Illegal!

What the hell is wrong with them?

Are you gonna attack me or not?

I just want my stuff.

Oh, God.

Ah, Stop.

Oh, yeah.

This is how we do it in Sweden.

Way fight people from a distance.

And where we save it takes a lot of bravery.

It takes a lot of courage, but most of all, it takes a lot of meatballs done.

Coal.

That was epic.

Yes, yes.

Ah, easy.

Scam is easy.

People complain.

This game is our Can you believe it?

I can't.

I swear.

I had a sword emeritus.

There you are.

Now let's uh Oh, God.

Oh, Well, she believes smooth over.

He says, I've been digging straight down.

I don't even give up.

Rick.

Hey, we go Iran.

Are you kidding me?

A camp?

Ah.

How do I get that level?

For what earliest flint pickaxe.

Is that a Fline pick?

X Lovely Sounds coming from down over under.

Okay.

Oh, no, no, no.

This'll is bad.

I didn't think it would.

Faked.

Okay, close my eggs.

Maybe he doesn't see me.

I swore Ah, leave me alone.

Believes Oh, Uh huh.

Quiet.

I was genuinely terrifying.

So far.

Zero deaf gamers so far.

We're good.

That was a close call.

Not gonna lie, though.

I was just chilling.

I was just vibing.

And then big giant demon darkness engaged in me.

It's gold we need.

What is this?

Yeah, we have the meat from them.

We need Flint.

That's lava.

All right, I don't There's Flint, but the demon is right there.

All right?

I have wolf maybe cover up.

Yeah, but he can't come through now.

Ha ha!

Stink!

All right.

Should not press my luck.

Flynn Chardin!

First try, baby.

Damn it!

I realized we need Thio.

I need to get some sticks.

Hello?

Hey.

Hey, Hey!

No!

Del!

Aboard!

Get aboard!

I got him!

I got him!

I got him again.

Oh, God!

Focus, Focus!

Use your sweetest strength.

Am I even damaging him?

I don't think I am.

I'm just too scared.

I did it.

I defeat the demon!

Oh, oh, oh, My heart is pounding like a bing bung and end their post Now who?

Who?

Let's get our friend.

Clint, This main thing.

Hey, fakes full spent.

You'll never believe what I got.

He better still be there.

Both spent.

Don't jump.

Don't jump.

Don't jump.

Oh, thank God.

One day I'll make you mind false man.

Stay there.

Okay, so I just need to grab some six from the trees, because this is apparently how you do it in this game mode, grabbing sticks from tree branches.

I know.

Makes makes no sense.

All right, We got a couple.

What in the God's Earth is that?

Is that a monkey off bra?

That's a frickin epic monkey.

Dude, I'm not gonna go near.

Hey, bones contain.

I contain bone.

May.

No way.

Oh, what am I doing?

I need to the bones.

Your stinky, your stinky brain.

Oh, God.

Ah, I'm sorry.

So many.

Damn, I'm done right.

Can I taste the moon?

The moon cake.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

It makes him.

Doesn't hear me, though.

All right, gamers, let's make a pick.

Axe.

How do you do it?

Flinch off four Flint charts.

That is not super Cabra.

I don't frequent super cameras.

Oh, no, It's a frickin super camera.

I'm prepared to take this to the battle of the end of the world's in another life, though in another life, though, God, everything sucks.

Yes, I think dumb body once told me.

Your stump.

They look lovely.

Something.

Let me slur.

Don't attack me!

Evil dragon Just having a Slurpee.

I started This whole model feels like a Minecraft fever dream.

I'm not sure I like it, and I but I made a promise to send.

Dammit!

I will tame him.

Just need link.

There it is.

I've got it with some bell.

Delphine.

All right, let's toss this.

Yep.

And now, gamers, we can finally make a flint pickaxe.

Yes, it's mining time, gamers.

What does that mean?

44 white can make numb checks.

What?

Oh, I could make nunchucks right now.

Actually.

Priorities I got him.

Stone nunchucks.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, so do I level up the pick axes?

Is that what happens?

Okay, I think I got it.

So you can level up your skills.

There's farming, so I need more in mining.

Then I can smash obsidian.

Oh, God.

I don't even want to know what the nether is like.

So how do I love?

Look, I'm doing it.

And my six Let's try it.

Yes, and I don't even have to use a crappy one there.

It iss Whoa!

Yes, after all.

Yeah, Cool.

That's so cool.

It's like an RPG.

Now you can level up and stuff.

I love leveling up stuff.

It makes me feel less worthless as a human being in real life when my fake online character is better.

At least I can improve that myself.

I don't like improving myself.

I think I'll stick to my fictional video game character.

That will be fun for maybe sorry, gamers.

Was that too real for you?

I used to be so addicted to World of Warcraft.

I mean, everyone waas game was drugs, but it comes to time and everyone's life gamers, where you gotta realize am I having fun or images?

Wasting time for me was what I had.

Max at my water work of characters like you could literally not improve anything of it.

And at the best ring, it had the best drink.

It had the best everything.

And I have just, like, perfected it.

And I would spend time like maximizing my skill set.

And what the hell is this?

Ah, me to level up something else.

This is the level up magic.

Maybe I'll take some magic.

Can I do it now?

Wear magic.

Magic Magic S O s.

So I started making a new character.

And then, like, after a couple levels, I'm like, What am I doing?

I don't I think I need Thio this sad.

All right.

Come on.

I don't know what's gonna happen.

I broke it.

Damn it.

Maybe I should have used my num chucks.

Real life craft veterans was cringing that whole time that I just mind diamonds with a stone pickaxe that I actually just do that.

Whatever.

I don't care.

Yes, feels Goodman, Can we actually make some proper armor now, please?

I'm tired of your being useless.

Wait.

I don't have the required level defense.

Eight.

Uh, man, can I at least make an iron pickaxe?

Okay.

Nice.

No, I need mining.

Eight.

What?

In the world?

Grappling hook?

No way.

That's so cool.

I can't win.

What in the world just happened, huh?

It's a tree.

It's a train is coming to kill me.

Big on tree.

I can't use it.

Some checks.

I can't use the nunchucks.

Okay, Stone.

Yeah, Yeah.

Suck it.

Suck it, Bush!

Yeah, Suck it.

Second league.

Yeah, You stink.

I'm gonna burn you and then eat, you beacon.

Filthy.

That's what you do.

This is why we shouldn't save the environment.

I'm just kidding, all right?

I'm just saying the environment can be dangerous.

Think about it.

Oh, God.

I gotta slow.

Why do I not get hungry anymore?

So strange.

Okay, I need to I forgot what I was doing.

Requires attack 69 for 20.

I see.

Of course.

Maybe we should just go out and kill stuff.

If I eat the raw chupacabra hallucinate.

There's drugs in Minecraft.

What?

All right, let's go.

Oh, no.

I take it back.

I don't wanna explore.

Cool.

Nice.

Yeah, we just need thio.

Keep leveling up.

Oh, my God.

What is that?

Look, I have a skeleton head.

What happens if I place it?

Oh, no.