字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hello, everyone. It is 2015 and I'm playing. I am fish. Let's begin. Swim towards the light. I can do this. I can manage a look and doing it. All right. So cute. Sexual adorable. Oh, God, That control are so weird so far. I love this game. Okay, I did it. Okay, I'm in a glass bowl. Nice. Oh, wow. So I swims in the water still. Oh, gosh, That's a lot harder than I thought. Oh, no. Where am I am so bad at game Stared. I'm doing it somehow. Imagine we magically. Yeah, That's the word. I'm pulling through. Nice. It's so annoying. Oh, no, I'm bad. Epic. How long? Ah, that's so sad. I'm crying. This fish is cried. Tears stop. No more fish. Sleep, sleep. Say it with me. Sleep, Sleep I What are you planning to do this holiday? That's right. Sleep sleep. Check out ugly christmas sweater dot com and order now to get it before Christmas. Unforced. Okay, let's try that again. I can definitely do this. Oh, my God. He changed direction. Are you kidding me? That is so dumb. Die already. Cheese says All right. Let's see that again. this fish game makes no sense, and it makes me angry already. I did it. I'm probably the greatest gamer there's ever been. Thank you. All right, here we go. How much support to control that? Okay, I made it. Making game. Okay. So what, They're that controls game developer? Yes. So, like what? Buns. Do it. Yes. All right. We're heading out. I think maybe hopefully I did it. No one's ever done. Should I do it? Oh, God. Okay, please. Some full down. Thank you. Thank you. I have managed to pull through. Thank you. All right. I hit a chick point. Where do I go for me? Air. Wait, What is that? Definitely here. Okay, I can hear the waves. There's hope says take it easy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ah. What? Oh, oh, Just die. Okay. Is this one of the game? Starts getting hard. Fine. Oh, God. How How am I supposed to hit that? Okay, I hit it. I mailed Oh, God. Now what? You stay gay. You deserve to. Then just die. My God. Look, he's happy. He's fine. He's fine. He was fine. Oh, God. Ay, ay, ay, Stop, Stop! All right, easy. Easy does it. Easy does it swim back? Swim! Beck! Hit the chair. I did it. How? I hit the share. So I think this is an early version of the game. Which is why it's so good. Yes, I did it. I did it! I did the thing. I did the thing. I did it swim back. Okay, I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it! I'm good. I'm good at games. Look, gamers, Look, Are you kidding me? Go. Don't. I hit the checkpoint. I had it. I don't know how. I don't know. The bowl is cracked. I don't know where to go. Here. Walk. It's not hard. Walk, Stinky fish. Oh, God. Don't, Uh There we go. Nailed it. Oh, no. Oh, I think I think Oh, my God. I hit it perfectly. Look at that, Bennett. Nice. Oh, God. Oh, Mattresses! Yeah. All right. Let's make sure we get the check point. Cruel, not want. Uh oh. I see a mattress. I see it. You just hit it here. There's plenty of Metro's Is who placed them there. Oh, okay. Okay, I did Nice. Now I just gotta make it to the ocean. Full speed ahead. This is so sad. Wait, I'm right there. I could make it. No, this is so sad. Fish didn't make it. Just gotta go fast. Fast through. So I'm through fast. Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, I can get the sewers. Perfect. And I made it. I made it in. I made it best. Bush! All right, slow. We're doing it slow. God damn it! These people heard of traffic loss. Jesus Christ. All right, Nice 2nd 1 Let the 2nd 1 Is it just random? I Good speed. Good moment. You can do it. I can do it. I can do. I can do it. I could still do it. Why's there a crosswalk here? This says a lot about our society. This is a lot about how society doesn't care about disabled people. Right? This is so fucking lame. Stop! Just either stop or go. I don't care which one. I'm just gonna go for it. Oh, okay. No way. You did not have to drive there. All right. Goodspeed! Goodspeed! Goodspeed! Go, Go, go, go, go! Super speed! Oh! Ah, yes. OK. Did it nailed it? Just hit the water. What happens when I hit the water. What? That Bush. How How you saw that. Cool. All right, so I guess I gotta deal with the bowl. God. Stupid stink of stink. All right, just go. I'm so sick of this. Just go, Speed. This part sucks. Come on, Speed. Speed! Speed! Stop! Speed! Speed! Speed! Stop! Stop! Yes! Yes! Using. All right. All right. Now we just gotta score. Let's up. The glass bottle doesn't randomly come bust. Oh, God. Slope know it's a lot harder to control than it looks. Okay, Just so we're clear. Freed them. I like this a random platform, but I'm still stuck in the glass. It isn't. All right, Sure. Next level. Let's do it. All right, all right, all right. I'm just a fish. My owner forgot about to me. I must escape. They set that up. Those fuckers. Come on. Okay, I guess we got through the hard rap. Fine. Sorry. TV. Sorry. Limp. No lamp, lamp lamp. But maybe I do it. No. God, that music makes me want to kill myself. The lamb. Okay. Cool. Did it. Oh, yeah, it's you. It's you or me, Lamp. I don't care what it takes. Really? Oh, my God. You're so annoying. Stop fighting. You will not win. He will not win this fight. That's right. Lamp each. Hope you die. Lamp. No! Hit it. Hit it. Yeah, that's right. Lamb. Yeah. Is that a propane tank? Oh, okay. All right. We gotta hit the ladder. God, at the latter. Brunt. Latter fish be like, That's funny. Okay, here we go ago. Nailed it, dude, He's fine. Look at him. Hello, Recep. I'm front, Actually, I'm friend. I could clip there in Phoenix. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is so sad. I gotta hit it hard from the sign. Nice. Nice. The checkpoint? Yeah. Ah, Trouble in tripling? Um Dang, My last word. Epstein. Not right. All right, we go this way. What did I just pick up? Right that Toohey. All right, I'm getting good. I'm getting good. I'm getting good. I'm not good. Here we go. We go down here, you bounce up the roof and then Oh, no. Okay. Uh, no, no, no. I did not click out that I click out. Don't make me. We do all of that. All that effort, all that progress? Are you kidding me? I have to fight lamp again. Lamp get AIDS! Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Earth can suck it. Earth can suck it. That's right. All right. Nice step aside. Propane tanks. Yeah. What? How? For sake? I clicked out again. I'm such a moron. I don't want to play the lamp again, huh? No fishy, No fish. No fishing. No, This is so sad. He die again. Percy, Lamp Earth can suck my dick. No, no! All right. Made it. Made it for the fifth time. Am I not supposed to drop there? Oh, I thought I was supposed to drop. Okay. And how? How I managed how you manage. Oh, wait, I did. I manage. I manage. Oh! Oh! Okay. Cool. So cool. I swim in sewer. I'm free. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God, That hurts! Oh! Oh, Jesus. Stop! Hi, Jim. How do I get out of here? Whoa, look at that, dude. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. Yeah, this is like save Willy. But also, really? That's his name. That's funny. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. Yeah, yeah! All right. All right. I think I did it. Damn! Get a games out, Damn it! Oh, God, that's great. I got a better aquarium now, gamers is like getting a brand new PC. I feel powerful. I feel strong. I feel like Oh, yeah, You like that? You like that? Hey. Oh, so now you have a problem with it? As soon as I'm free. This is a lot about society. Okay, I'm alive. Okay. Come on. Stop. Let me If he prefer fish. Makes it this far. You can at least let him live. Stop. Don't ever hate me. I hate myself. Hey. Hey! Okay. No one would hate me. Stop! Take your sticky beard and drink your soy Go away. Go away. Go away, Story. Sorry. So it's Please, please, please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, take a stink. Oh, no, Don't No! Don't know this. Stop! Shut up! Oh, God, This is actually so difficult. How am I gonna get past? Oh, no, Don't touch me. He touched me illegally. He touched me legally. Oh, God. I dye my final message. Pius starred in brain. Ah, uh, I knew it. I always knew it. Why does he say it like it's amazed. And then he wants to stop me from thriving in society. Explain yourself. This is like the plot of a Pixar film. Isn't it? Away? It It literally is. E hit me as I said it. Uh, all right, we can make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's easy. It's a lot easier to control this sign. Don't hit How? What? That I'm still alive. I can still make it. Oh, God. Them dead changed the world. I am speed right at the corner. The corner gets super speedy and yeah, corner. Shut up, Soylent. Man, don't ever speak to me. Okay? All right. And then we got to make a big turn here. Oh, this is so much easier. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm good at games. My final message PP is more. Uh uh Now cough. You do not touch me. Why does he have to do that? What does he have to flip it? Damn it! Now I'm angry and I'm really angry for real. I'm gonna take the right lane. Shut up! Yes. Crisis averted. A crisis averted. A crisis inverted. Oh, God. Okay. All right. I made it a minimum. It made easy, Easy peasy Golden peace PC golden peopie golden golden people golden people Don't touch me, motherfucker. You were not even close to me. My final May stitch friends just not that good. Oh, no, I'm canceled. Now. I like this part. Even though it's hard, it's still more fun to control. Like I rather they wish they made that level more difficult. And the controls batter, then the controls just being completely random. Except the stones are pretty random. This is where I died last time because I think I've done pretty well. No. Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. No! Who? I think I did it. Oh, God. Now I really don't want to look up, and I just did. Don't touch me, white man. Come on, dude. Hey, which throughout this easier? I can't tell. This sucks. This sucks. It just sucks that so bold. Don't you ever fucking hey me. No one hates the Hey, man, you're a rock star. Get your show on. Can I go on the edge here? If I can, then that's a shortcut. I don't think I can. I'm going for gamers. I made a mistake. We'll make him Don't touch me. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. There's plenty water. Illegal. Are you kidding me? All right, new tactic. Momentum! We've got to get momentum. All right, We got momentum. Peritus, Now it's easy. I would keep it left and then we go, right? Hey, shut up! This is the tricky part, especially if you almost okay Somehow manage. Oh, God, I'm doing it. You bad enough to touch me? Come on. I could literally not do this more perfectly. Ocean! Motion! Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh, God! Swims left! Swim left! Yes! Stur, Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! Suck certain. Easy. That was easy. Not gonna like. Too easy. They should patch that to make it harder. I am fish. I read the this very little relatable because this is how I feel at the club. How do I get out? Let me live. It's gonna be a whole I'm out all right. Hip ago. Nailed it. Mail that mailed it. Absolutely. Get in. Get in! I got it. I got it. I got it. I mean, get out! Get out of my sight! Get out of my sight! Get on my side! Don't touch me! Don't touch me and became with a good dance floor. Okay? Don't ever touch me. What is the music? Awkwardly. Stop and go. Okay, Respect. Vicinity respectability! Rebekka pin. I just thought I'd step up my commentary there for a while. This is it. Thanks for sticking with my channel. I you slimy snake of ass! Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Get it to two. You get two to Tia. I got the two. Tia. I got it. Nice. Okay, so now we go this way. We got to get to the V I p gamers. That's where all the help babes are going down here. Oh, I see backstage. She has Wait. I don't think there's anything there were supposed to go all right through the dance floor. It is. Excuse Mei. Why is this so often relatable? Ceres may just just go in, Ok? Sorry. I used to work at a nightclub too. It was not epic sink. Could that be it? I'm supposed to, like, jump out and hit the hole because that's just like real life. It's that case. All right, Let's see. Ah, wait. There were stairs here. Oh, my God, I was stick go down the stairs. I don't know if that's better or worse than when I was trying to do Jesus as God. Go! Go! I made a poopie em up in the air. Just got a whole bank. Oh, no, There's a corner. They're nice. Oh, nice. Yeah. God, Thoughts go toe to toe going so we know we know. We know. We know time is not correction. My peopie not direction. Come on, Come on. That's is illegal. I'm going full speed. The timing could not be more awful. You kidding me? Oh, no, it's movie Nice. No. Are you kidding me? Don't touch me! Check! Find! All right, We're going through a despot. I'm so done with the game. Seriously? Oh, nice. He gave me a forward momentum. That's so cool. You know I don't want to talk to you. No, I don't like you. I don't like it. I think we got to make it to the toilet. I like other movement, is completely random. Don't touch me. Go! Don't talk. You don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm a fish and a shank. Yes, I used new words. Wait. Am I back at the bar. No, No. Oh, God. Where's the checkpoint, Bertus? See the shock point? Nice year, boy. Alright, Handicap ramp or stairs? Oh, these are the tough questions in life. Guys, I have a confession to make. I also used the handicapped toilets all the time and I don't feel bad about it for a single second. Listen, if the toilet is full, it's full. You gotta go. You gotta bro. Bo, don't touch me. He touched me. Alright, Stares at it. I'm not doing that. All the spiel again. Upstairs. Not so bad. I go to the Exeter. The toilet. I feel like Oh no you. I am speed. I am fast. Don't touch me, Mother. Yes. What kind of dips would just push on aquarium on the dance floor? I want answers. All right. There it is. There's a checkpoint. It's in my vicinity. Oh, yes, Yes, I go put me now. Oh, yes. Nice. Nice up, ladies. He just kicked it. But I'm in the bear. You drink a bear? Am I in his digestive system? 001 Oh, uh, just happened to this game. This is not illegal. That moment when you drank a fish can relate. What happens when the bar is full? I'll join the conga train. It's I right. There's another checkpoint here. Why, No, this is where I started. Or is it? I'm so confused. Okay, here we go. Now we can take it. Oh, God. We're really running out of time here. Brought literally, anywhere. How did it? Yeah, I did it. I made a poopy in my mouth. I'm off goofy Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah We're going fast so fast How we've been through a lot today, gamers But we made a goddamn it sweet victory. Yeah. Remember, kids P is stored in the balls. Thank you for watching I am fish. If you enjoyed subscribe Smash like Jim. Superb. Yet merch out now represent dot Com said peut pi and I see you tomorrow. Bye bye.