When when you inherently sound sarcastic?

Even if I mean it.

Oh, you look nice, John.

Just just for the second.

Just genuine.

I mean right.

You look lovely this evening.

But genuinely John.

Look Rachel in the eyes and tell her she looks nice this evening.

See if you get it.

She's a beautiful woman.

Tell us she's a beautiful woman.

Just tell her.

Tell her how she is.

So many women at home will be.

You're a very beautiful lady.

That's honestly you're happy without.

That's the best you could.

It's not.

It's not the sort of arena right plan for it's happening, you know?

I mean, I'm a whiner.

I'm a diner from a fucking whiner.

I'll see.

Oh, around on how to compliment a man I got needs.

Why don't you look me in the eye and tell me I'm amazed.

After I went to see your standup show, I clean my house a bit more.

That's the most depressing.

You do the thing you're good at.

You know, you show off in front of the women.

I went home and I tell you what, I screw up that skirt.

I don't think it can be done.

You get it?

No.

Even close.

I tried.

I got seven.

They don't think it could be done.

Do you think you definitely did it?

Okay, Richard, take the 10 and square it allowed in Countdown, actually, can you, Um, Cuba.

Sorry.

Okay.

On.

Then.

I'd like you to square the fine for me, please.

I like it.

And then I'd like you to time top 25 by the to the other two.

Perfect weight.

And you've got your knife mind blown.

That was amazing.

That was proper mass.

And you haven't used anything.

I was twice never been done before.

It's groundbreaking.

That's right.

One of those things could actually be done.

No, it's just being done.

Spine.

Richards.

Amazing maths.

No one got any points.

Their scores in the moment of Richard Rob have no point.

Like they even on their team.

But he just did something with it.

If you want to square and cube things, get a job in a fucking jelly factory, mate.

Way weakest.

Maybe the weakest.

Come back.

That's ever be jelly factory, mate.

That's the worst thing that's ever been said.

What do you think makes someone cool?

I don't know.

I've got a, uh, stainless steel bird seed feeder yourself.

Sit in the wrong way on a chair's calling it in the nineties now.

So if you're gonna sit on that chair in a cool fashion shows how that would work, I think the arms of Tokyo she It feels like that was the wrong way to do that.

I agree with you.

You're waiting for something else to happen.

I do feel Daddio Quiz.

J c.

Okay.

Have you got a mascot this week?

Well, a lot of people have liked lucky pants.

I've never I don't consider anything that's touched my Penis.

To be that lucky I've gone for this week is a sort of a distraction technique.

Uh, so I should be playing a character this week that will both intimidate Shawn on Dr Several Wild with sexual desire.

Wait, what are you gonna count down?

You want John may?

You don't like something Elton John's ordered in cases of it.

Pretty mask, kid, You go.

You ain't gonna be laughed so much in 30 seconds time when I'm gonna get a six and you're gonna get kid didn't know studio was gonna be so hot.

You getting us?

What he had down, kid might have a bit of a switch problem.

Sara, you're on Jon's team last week with the countdown.

Kid, we're showing this evening.

What do you think?

Well, John didn't wear the hat last week.

Anyone?

So I think it's not a lucky charm it all.

I don't think you can keep it up.

I mean, the accent, it's lipstick.

So it looks like a vagina.

That's what lipsticks four did.

You know, count down, kid.

Think that's ironic?

Because when you open your mouth, everybody else gets fucked.

Sorry, that wasn't made, John.

What do you think George Clooney got married, Didn't, eh?

George Clooney did get married.

I'll tell you who else is engaged.

Yeah, Turn around.

No one saw this coming.

Congratulations, John.

And if the other half is watching a home commiserations the other half of May.

Huge news, though, isn't it?

It's big for May.

Yeah, I wouldn't expect too many other people to give a shit.

But you propose.

Obviously, Clooney got down on one knee and did the whole romantic thing about How did you How did you propose?

I panicked and went down on two knees.

Cover your bases.

So squatted.

Romantic.

It's how you going?

To showbiz, isn't it?

Theo George Clooney.

But he hasn't given you any ideas for your nuptials.

Well, he did a deal with hello.

And I'm pleased to reveal that I have done an exclusive deal with Good Housekeeping magazine.

I'm not gonna have any pictures of ceremony, but now we're gonna have pitched to me tidying up afterwards to get confetti out of a carpet.

John Adam, your turn to pick the numbers.

I didn't feel quite comfortable in that round as myself.

No, no achieved.

Think if I could just put this on for a moment.

You're Jimmy Shuman.

No phone contact on one of those words.

You can't say many words.

Seconds.

Your what's your tips for this one?

You have actually have a theory about this Pick in number eyes do it again.

Five times a big number.

The big number place.

Sandra.

Thank you.

Girls versus boys tonight.

People laughing because you just called John Richardson ago.

I presume that's why they were laughing with him to go.

Just you.

Well, I mean, I'd rather fight this fight myself.

You calling me a go.

Ladies deal with this place.

I'm too upset to speak with you.

I have a Penis gone wrong.

Wrong meeting.

Ah, girlfriend and testicles and some whiskey on the fridge.

I mean, we can carry on with the things I've got.

Got Hammer.

Tried to put up some shelves on DDE.

Doesn't matter e have another hat.

Hey, didn't you started your Australian who's been castrated case with all of them as lovely as this time I can actually talk to a French.

I'm not across but Australian.

Yeah, Kingery before, didn't you?

When you do it, just walk past it just like Dr wear these clothes.

He's nine patchy on Apache Goodman cheating with huge and I right that Dame Edna this'll be zero.

You did me a favor.

Can you stay in character when you do the math?

There's an Australian.

It's actually very offensive thing about being a kid not getting stiff.

That was the best thing about being a kid.

I need to my credit.

I didn't say I think tell us more about no getting stiffer, Charlie, sometimes looking up into grown ups in while it's perfectly normal.

If I have a day now where I've gone upstairs a lot in a day.

The next day my legs hurt.

I used to play for 12 hours straight through breaking only for meals.

And I would find you looking at Rebecca.

When you telling you about your workouts as a kid looking at everyone.

Look, anyone will look back and hold my gaze to do a joke about holding my gaze.

I shouldn't have brought them with May I think this is gonna be Mexican or Chinese way it's gonna be racist, my friend still in his eyes and sore, which went, I really wish I hadn't done this one feels to me this is the only thing on television that makes the door Meo ads look okay.

People are ignorant.

Imagine Sarah is very excited to be on Countdown.

Tonight's normally the only letters Georgie's get other ones from bailiffs.

Very careful people.

I don't You don't know anyone.

Not really.

Deep down various, when I'm around physical actual like barriers sometimes.

So North Korean leader Kim Jong un has suffered two fractured ankles due to excessively wearing Cuban heels to look taller.

So we asked our studio audience, Would you suffer pain toe look good.

Yes or no?

So he was wearing Cuban heels to look taller.

You're not paranoid about your high.

Are you sure?

You know?

No.

You know, because I'm exactly six foot.

How?

Told her you, John?

Five like, 9 10 On a good day.

Yeah.

Good news for you.

News.

I've been waiting for Jimmy.

Well, they're Cuban heels, but they're in your side.

So I thought you could You just let him on.

We'll see whether you look more sophisticated.

Pretty good.

Enjoy those.

I have another fact.

Awesome.

Apparently 60% off people.

Millionaires are over six foot two.

Really?

I just wanna talk the gene into a Cuban heel.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Yeah, definitely.

Definitely.

Oh, I have a newfound respect for you, I think.

Can you go to the middle of Can you just stand on the stand on the glowing light?

In case I don't like I can.

I made a doc about a shoemaker recently and he's been making she's 50.

I don't think anyone's listening.

Thio.

Jonah's dropped a hip.

We are mesmerized.

Look at that pelvis.

Could be.

Would you consider a Cuban heel?

Would I consider a human hill.

The army has already been made J six foot.

Can I start next to you to see what the hell?

What does Shawn, if you can come out still bigger?

Looks just like a short prick.

Inhales.

I've been looking at the health and safety regs around this building on this show on having locked.

I'm amazed when all killed on a weekly basis.

This is a fucking death trap.

This building.

So I've done my training.

I'm now a fully approved health and safety officer.

So if you'll permit me to go around, I've got my health and safety.

Hi.

Vis card again.

Humanely old people's homes.

The's a great lease.

I make these myself and they've caught road deaths in the over seventies by 40%.

Have to say this, but it really suits you.

Thank you.

So I've been having this is the first problem.

This is like sitting under a guillotine every week sharp.

That pointless on that swings around onto my head.

No, it doesn't come near you.

So I had no choice but to provide myself with a hard hat s O.

That that's not a problem anymore.

Then I go and This is a true fact.