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Good evening.
On top of the morning to you, laddies.
I am Jack's Septic.
I I have scary games.
You want scary games, right?
You want them deep down, dark in your soul.
All you have to do is repeat after me, put your right hand in the air and say I videogame watcher of the Jacks up the guy variety channel promise to not get scared.
This video, Let's do it.
This'll was hold Don't trust.
Um so I don't know if it's telling me not to trust the game or not to trust me.
Trust what's happening in the game.
Don't trust the game.
Okay?
I will not trust a single thing in this game.
Sets welcome.
After finishing a task, remember to return into a starting point in order to receive next quest.
Good luck.
Eat a cookie located in the kitchen.
Okay, man, this looks great.
What's up?
Life begins after coffee.
Oh, don't I know it.
Ah, cup of the good old dirty beans.
I was drinking my coffee this morning and everyone was looking at me weird out the window.
I have no idea why I got you all your classics.
Your Iron man's your man spiders and your American captain's.
Okay, I'm more of a man spider myself.
But to each their own What's going on in this house?
Is this a scary game?
Is this a spook?
Okay, put the phone away.
Is it a phone in Milwaukee talking?
I don't know.
OK, it closed through me.
All right.
No time to be getting scared just yet.
Stick the phone to your face and you'll be fine.
You can't get scared if you can't see anything.
Why is there a knife?
Should he eat the knife?
Okay.
Close that.
Can't close that.
Oh, tonight.
God damn it.
Okay, eat the cookie.
No, no, no.
I'll take the knife with me.
It's easier to defend myself like this.
I can't see where I'm going.
I just have a knife right in front of me.
And if I walk into you and it stabs you, then that's really your fault.
Okay?
Damn it.
Damn it!
Congratulations.
You receive 100 points of experience.
Put toys into the toybox.
Okay.
Who is talking to me?
Wait.
Work.
Oh, is that it?
That it bleeding your tests?
You will not level up.
Turn on the TV I don't know what's happening back.
Oi, Jesus.
Please help me.
Where is the TV?
Okay, the knife down here.
There you go.
That's for you.
And I'll sit here.
Is cozy is comfy.
Nice.
You are very obedient because I have a knife.
Every player need a good weapon, but a kitchen knife into the toybox.
Oh, I knew it.
I was destined for this.
This is the toy box.
Uh, okay.
Pathetic.
I did not expect from you to be such a new How dare you call me a new?
My dad was a new and he fought for this country.
It is so quiet in here.
Music perfectly intensifies the experience.
Turn on the radio.
Okay, Is the radio and here in a different room.
I see no radio so far.
I'm not.
Trust me.
I'm not trust you out there.
I live in their fucking Himalayas for the desert one or the other, but this does put a smile on my face.
Okay.
Radios on this really does intensify the situation.
You're right.
I'll shit my phone battery died.
There is no turning back.
Um what?
Okay.
White noise abound from Oh, from Mama.
Where are you.
I'm really worried.
People say that a boy carrying a toy box was seen near the river.
Please answer me, Mama, but I know it is not me.
Does the demon wait Progress?
I think I broke it right at 69.
Nice.
Is it seriously broken?
Oh, God.
I restarted it.
Ah, Now I'll do it right, Because this is the toy box here.
What?
Toys in toy box.
Good.
Congratulations.
You leveled up.
Hell, yeah.
Turn on the TV.
You got you Also.
I keep the same experience from last year.
The same battery presented from last night.
All right, Now, you already put a knife in the thing.
Right?
Okay, You got it.
Come on, knife E.
Our journey begins.
It is a good place for this knife.
Don't forget about it.
All right?
Music time.
We get to hear tha knows.
Again.
Excellent.
Okay.
There's no turning back.
All right.
Here we go again.
Maybe this time my toy box is gone.
Okay?
Can I go out this way this time?
Nice.
All right.
Do not worry, Mama.
Is it frozen again?
I'm not supposed to happen after this weight.
That might actually be the end of the game cause it's cold.
Do not trust the game.
So maybe if I don't trust it.
And maybe if I do everything contradictory or failed some other tasks I don't know, eat a cookie in the kitchen.
Well, I can't not do that.
I have to progress it somehow.
There's something else you can eat.
Eat fruits, eat a cactus plant bark.
I ate the cookie.
Okay.
I leveled up.
Put toys in the toy box.
No, I don't want to.
I'm being a disobedient child.
You like that without completing your tasks?
You will not level up.
Turn on the TV.
No.
Or my toy box is gone.
Interesting.
A pretty figure out how I can progress this stuff without actually doing any of the tests.
Oh, my toy box is here.
I'ma put the knife somewhere else later.
Turning off the TV Ignorance is always undesirable.
Every player needs a good weapon.
Put the knife in the box.
Nope.
I'm a Take the knife and shove it up your butt.
I'm bringing it back here.
Pathetic.