Yeah.

You ready?

Yes, I am.

Welcome to Overtime 9.

Chad, enjoy this one.

Oh.

Oh that's nice.

Let's head to the intro!

Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser, Dude Perfect's

in Overtime.

Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser

now were headed onto Overtime.

So we've got Cool Not Cool, Absurd Recurds, Smelling Bee.

What?

That sounds new.

And to finish it off, we're going

to go with Wheel Unfortunate.

Before we jump into Cool Not Cool,

let's start the episode off with a giveaway.

All you've got to do, text dude to 888 1 1 1.

And instead of merchandise, we are going to choose five people

and we will send you a personalized video

message, something like this.

Hey, Sandra, you got Ty, Codes, Cory.

Just want to say, hey, thanks for watching.

You're such an awesome person.

Here's who the panda is.

Oh, no.

That is illegal marketing.

We cannot say that nor do that.

Let's head to Cool Not Cool.

We've got our buttons, we've got our cool items,

it is time for another fantastic episode of Cool Not Cool.

Who would like to start us off?

Well, Ty, I'm glad you asked.

No.

OK.

Clearly, Gar has a great item.

Wants to go first.

You guys are going to like what I have.

It's going to take me-- hold on, got to stretch out.

It's kind of heavy.

Oh, my.

Look at this bad boy.

How expensive is that?

It's like as big as my car.

Coby made that rule last time.

We don't talk about price here.

OK.

This sucker.

Oh, it's electronic.

Guys, remember when I bought that land on the moon?

Yeah.

Technically, our land.

We're all owners.

Yeah.

I wanted to check in on our investment.

He's got photos.

Yeah.

That did this.

These photos are from the moon.

I was tracking--

Yeah.

I also found a new investment opportunity

that I think you guys--

I need to-- I need to tell you about.

There's land on Saturn.

Yeah.

I'm in for Saturn land.

I like Saturn land.

On Jupiter.

Yes.

We buy it all.

The space land is fake.

But the telescope is amazing.

We have-- what do you mean we bought it online?

I don't care about space land.

I want the telescope.

I'm supporting your telescope for one reason and one reason

only.

It's incredibly expensive.

Great job, Garrett.

Here's my thing.

Love the effort, love the investment

you put into making these photos.

But honestly, science is my least favorite subject so--

It's better than I expected.

I'm not a space guy.

Appreciate your time, fellas.

I'd actually like to go next, only

because it's going to take me about 20 minutes to get ready.

20 minutes?

Where's your item?

Maybe 30.

Stay put.

We're supposed to sit here for 30 minutes?

All right.

You all ready?

Wow.

Are we ready?

Yes.

Yes.

All right.

I need you to close your eyes and I'll

tell you that you can look.

Lords and Ladies, please open your eyes.

Oh, my--

What do you make?

Dude, you're a knight.

Full armor.

I saw this online, and I couldn't say no.

So what's the cool-- what's that--

what's actually the cool item?

The whole 12 piece set.

Oh.

Oh, this is heavy.

I'll be right back.

I could behead you or knight you.

What do you want?

Ow!

Hey!

Hey!

Easy!

I dented your armor.

Your armor is nearly destroyed.

That is it.

No.

You got robbed.

Oh, wow, you're sweaty.

Can I slice your face in half?

Would you stop?

Yes, Ty, slice it in half.

I mean, we need to know the integrity of the armor.

If it doesn't break, can I count on you for a green?

No.

No.

Slice it, Ty.

3, 2, 1.

I would have been fine.

The $5 suit of armor is a green.

Are we voting on the sword?

No, this was mine out of the closet.

Oh, got it.

It's like wearing a porcupine.

Oh, I envy you three going after that presentation.

Who wants it?

Yeah, you know what?

I'll take it.

All right.

Coby.

I'll be right back.

The secret agent listening device.

Yeah, you've got to come up with a better name.

Oh, well, that's just what it is.

Ty, let's give him a little test, huh?

What do you say?

Why don't you go stand over by Chad,

have yourself a little pep talk, motivational conversation.

Even if he gets it correct, I'm still not voting for him.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Getting a lot of feedback.

Slippery camels fall frequently.

This is not working.

I think I got--

All right.

Tell him.

Gar was incredibly loud.

It almost blew out my eardrums.

Do you want it one more time?

No, I think I got it.

I think that you said, slippery camels fall frequently.

That's 100% what I said.

Thank you.

Cory, whisper something, just--

I don't care, just whisper it to yourself.

Hey, just do it right there.

Go.

This thing works.

Thank you.

Wow.

Go jump in.

That's a green!

That's what you said.

No way.

Yeah.

Thing works.

I went on record, I said, even if it works,

I still don't like it.

Gotta stick with it.

And he is a man of his word!

That is your right, sir!

Oh, you got it--

All right.

Cory, Ty, which one wants it?

Well, I never voted.

Green, I guess.

Yeah.

I would like to go next, though, because I

feel like my item is going to need a little bit of help.

And that was certainly the presentation to follow.

Can I request that this stuff be taken off the desk?

This is easy.

Here you go.

Everyone close your eyes real quick.

I don't like the close your eyes thing.

Everyone, open your eyes.

Hey, those are my cars, dude.

You took that off my desk?

Let's say hypothetically, that you run a miniature car

dealership, and you are looking to attract

some extra attention.

Inflate-a-boy.

Wait.

I'm kind of confused.

Are we voting on the cars or the weird thing in the middle?

Everyone's been over budget today except for Cory.

I got to give it to him.

Thank you, Garrett.

Yes.

Well, and that allows us the freedom to-- there it is.

OK.

All right.

I'm going to keep this short and I'm going to keep this sweet.

How many times have you guys been in a situation

where you're on ground level, you're low, you look up

and you see something and you're like,

man, I would like to be on top of that?

I would probably say once a quarter.

I'd say more often than I care to admit.

May I present to you the grappling gun.

Figure for the safety of the desk,

we should probably go downstairs to test.

All right.

OK.

Let's do it.

Definitely not bringing my sword or helmet.

You guys ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Shoot it.

Fire in the hole.

That's how it's done.

OK.

Then--

I can't believe that worked.

And the castle is ours!

The gap is just too far to jump.

I'm going to have to swing.

Swing, Ty.

Wow.

That was incredible.

Obviously, a perfect demonstration

of how convenient and easy to use a grappling hook is.

Back to the desk.

You know, originally, I was thinking

a knight wouldn't need a grappling hook because I'm not

Batman.

But at the end of the day, all we're trying to do in my time

is get on top of walls.

That would be perfect.

I mean, that is right up your alley.

I got to say that was incredible.

That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

I have no personal need for one, but that was unbelievable.

Unreal.

Hey.

Congratulations, dude.

Super Cool.

Thank you.

All right.

Nice.

You have destroyed the desk.

I asked to change like four times.

OK.

Go change.

Oh.

You want to know what's cool, Ty?

What?

With my listening device and your grappling hook,

we can literally take over pretty much anything

we need to.

Well, our good buddy Michael from Guinness World Records

came in town not too long ago, and we

decided to break some recs.

Let's take a look.

Welcome to another segment of Absurd Recurds.

Let's give it up for everybody's favorite adjudicator, Michael.

Hi, everyone.

How are you?

This might be more absurd than the pea blow.