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*Phone Ringing*
*Phone Ringing*
G: Sup, man.
C: Hey, man. You wanna come watch the games? I got two TVs and a frozen pizza.
*Chucklng*
*Laughing*
G: No, I'm good.
G: Oh, what a shot!
C: Guys, last second shot! Last second shot!
All: Oh! Wow!
T: The beginning, but then you pin it, rebound trying to prop the building.
T's Wife: Barrett (Ty's son), who do you think would win in a fight, a wild cat or a musketeer?
T: I would probably pick them. T's Wife: I can't pick the Blue Devils, my dad works at a church. T's Wife: Oh, Baylor Bears,
that's chicken JoJo's team, right? T: Are you looking at the numbers? T's Wife: No. I'm looking at Pinterest.
New Mexico State. I've got a customer whose son was there place-kick. Oh, that's football, but I'll still pick 'em.
Texas Tech and Stephen F. Austin.
Well, I had an uncle who went to the tech, never did like him. Go, Stephen F. Austin.
Miami, I just got back from there so... yeah.
Auburn in Charleston. Oh, I still feel bad their tree got poisoned. I'll pick Auburn.
C: Did you guys see the North Central Kentucky Baptist school got the win last night?
C: I don't know if I picked them in the bracket.
C: Whoa, They're not in your bracket. They're in the NIT.
*All Laughing*
T: THE N.I.T.!
C: YOU KNOW THAT STANDS FOR NOT IN TOUNAMENT, RIGHT?
G: How are we losing to Rhode Island right now? T: If this was football, we would be killing them!
G: Dude, basketball is so dumb. When was the last time you even watched the game?
T: I don't know, how long ago did Blake Griffin play? G: On a side note, A & M is looking pretty good this year.
G: I applied, didn't get in. T: Didn't we all?
G: Boomer!
T: BOOMER!
C: Hey, sweet start to the tourney. 0 for 1 in your picks.
C: What? Dude, someone must've changed my bracket!
C: Wow, *unintelligible* lost me that one.
C: He makes his free throws, we win the game. My bracket is perfect.
C: No, I picked them in my bracket that actually counts. This one's just kind of a practice bracket.
C: There's so many good games on Thursday, C: I know I cannot believe we have to go to work.
T: Oh, the games start this Thursday?
[Dr. Carter's office, how may I help you?]
T: Yeah, I was gonna see if you guys had any available surgeries on Thursday?
T: One to two week recovery time would be fantastic. You have anything other than a hip replacement?
Lehigh shocks the world taking out Duke in the first round.
And that is back-to-back early exits for the Duke Blue Devils.
Your national champion, Duke Blue Devils. C: You guys have brought me back!
and South Carolina coming out on top, sending Duke home early.
C: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
G: Dude, can we speed this up, there's some great games on right now.
T: Yeah, as soon as I can find something for my grandma
that's under five grand, we can get out of here.
T: Oh, man. There's some good stuff in there. Guess, they're renovating.
T: Dude, would you pay attention? If you break it, you buy it.
G: Hey, didn't you have Michigan State going all the way this year? Yeah,
in the championship. They just lost the first round. Your bracket is toasted, man.
*Overlaying Speech*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
C: YES!
C: I just saved you guys a fortune!
C: You have no idea what was going to happen here.
C: And women's bracket?
All: UConn.
G: Seriously, no one's taking Mississippi State this year?
All: Nah.
C: No, I gotta get that deal done today. Hey, did you fill your bracket? What?
C: It takes five minutes. I don't have five minutes. I have only one minute. You just wasted it.
C: Sandra, I need Tom in OSHA on the line yesterday!
*sings* T: For one shining moment...
G: Are you seriously crying right now? T: What, No! What, you're crying.
T: All those poor kids, I always feel so bad for the losing team.
C: Kentucky blue I see. T: It is, I got my boys winning it all this year.
C: Oh, I didn't know you went there too.
T: Basically, my brother went there.
T: My brother went there on a campus tour.
T: We're not related
T: and it's one of those friendships where you're really close like a brother.
C: Right, so you're a wildcat because your almost brother almost went to Kentucky.
T: Go Cats!
C: Hey man, forgot to tell ya. Thanks for the lunch today. No problem.
C: I'm pretty much a shoe-in in our office bracket, so cash ain't really an issue right now.
C: Where did you get that? C: What, these new shades? C: No, the car!
C: Oh, this didn't even dip my billion. C: You don't have a billion dollars.
C: Oh, dude, I've got a perfect bracket going through day one.
C: Tell me, you're not talking about Warren Buffett's
C: Billion Dollar Perfect Bracket Never-Gonna-Happen-In-The-History-Of-The-World Challenge.
C: You've heard of it.
C: Yeah, I couldn't decide whether to get avocado ranch or red.
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