It's startingtothinkthat a placethatweallenjoysomuchwithamazingpersonalitiesmultiplayergameexperienceiscommunicatingwithfriendscanalsobe a placeforonecouldpurchaseowlvomitin a jar, wolfurineand a petrockyoucanplugintoyourcomputer.
Why?
I don't fuckingknow.
Doesn't doanythingsogreat.
That's numberoneonthislistisanimaginaryfriend.
Yeah.
No, thisisThisisreallylikewhointheirrightmindwouldmakethispost?
I'm sellingmyimaginaryfriendyacht.
Reallylikedsweetsispuffscereal.
A littleracist, butjust a littlefavoritemovieIt's Shaunofthedead.
AndhelovedLatino.
Likeevenif I believedimaginaryfriendswerereallyjustsellsomeone, there's a littlethingcalledslavery.
Awhileago, peopledidn't taketookindlytoit.
I thinkmyfavoritepartaboutthispostisthattheselleralsoincluded a pictureoftheimaginaryfriend I gottasay, youreallygothisgoodsideinthispicture.
I mean, damnlookatthatguy, Right.
What's worseaboutthisone?
No.
IsthatsomeoneactuallyboughtitForhowmuchyoumightask, Youknow, just a measly $3000.
Whatthefuck?
Animaginarypersonisworthmorethanmynetwork.
I don't knowhow a personcouldhave a negativenetworth, butapparently I do.
Fansofconfidentwentabsolutelynutsanddecidedtostart a fundmepagetoraisefundstogetKanyeoutofdebtandtheendinggofundmepageraiseonly, and I say, only $7383 outofthe $53 milliongold.
I don't thinktheymadethegoal, Buthere's thething.
Why?
It's notjustthatthisisridiculous.
Butyoualsogottarealizemoneyto a normalpersonislikeafterbills.
Andthenwhenhe's likeOh, no, I onlyhave $67 millioninmysavingsrightnow.
I'm sopoor.
It's a goodthing I'm a God.
Everybodysays, Whodoeshethinkheis?
I justtoldyouwho I thought I was.
I gotallhehastodointhatsituationisliterallysneezeon a rapbeeforfuckingtake a songthatwealreadyloveandjustwrapoverit.
Hey, it's Gerry, thankstomynewsingle.
Voila!
He's a millionaireagain.
Anyways, Kanyeandhisteamactuallytooknoticeofthepagelastyear, made a statementsayinghedoesn't wantanyofthemoneyandwantstoactuallysendthemoneyfromthecrowd.
FundingPagetwoNotesforNotesCharity, whichisanorganizationthatbuildrecordingstudiosinsomanyofthem, aredowneveryyearwhensomeonerecords a firemixtape.
Yeah, thatJoewasprettybad.
Thatjokewassobadthat I literallyeditedcricketsoundsintheretwosecondsago.
Wemadeitintheendofthevideo, and I don't see a singlepitstateofthedayforyouguys, iswhatistheweirdestthingthatyou'veeverboughtonlinebeforeyouguysgomakesuretocheckoutmynewwhat?
Thefucknewsonmychannel.
Wetalkedaboutbeautypieandwhathesaidon a stream.
Wetalkedabout 10 crewslikeimportonTwitter.
There's a coupleotherstoriesthatmakesuretocheckthatout.