A true legend of the silver screen.

Sean Bean.

Good evening.

Busted bus turds.

Bastards.

Russian if you got a mascot.

Yes, I do have a mascot.

I've got pizza.

Is your master Yes, my mask.

What you make of that?

No.

Hi.

I'm not knocking on this show.

I put on my mask locked inside.

Just brought in comfort food to get me for it.

Growing I put in the cake is another part of my mascot way.

See how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show.

Finished?

Way down now.

No way.

Have you got a mascot this week?

Well, a lot of people have liked lucky pants.

I've never I don't consider anything that's touched my Penis.

To be that lucky.

What I've got for this week is a sort of a distraction technique.

Uh, so I should be playing a character this week that will both intimidate Shawn on Dr Several Wild with sexual desire.

I know you turned round.

What?

You I'm the countdown you want.

John May.

You don't like something Elton John's ordered in cases of it.

Pretty mask, kid.

you go.

You ain't gonna be laughed so much in 30 seconds time when I'm gonna get a six and you're gonna get Sara, You're on Jon's team last week with the countdown, kid, we're showing this evening.

What do you think?

Well, John didn't wear the hat last week.

Anyone?

So I think it's not a lucky charm it all.

I don't think you can keep it up.

I mean, it's lipstick, so it looks like a vagina.

That's what 64 did you know, count down, kid.

Think that's around it?

Because when you open your mouth, everybody else gets fucked.

Sorry that wasn't made, Kevin, if you got a mascot, no actual about drama.

I bought Shaun.

I guess you could have been the same team when the airport returning home from a driver got my and bank something again was just to keep the team morale.

And in Tora Bora on main labels for the ideal, But they never get clearance and came from.

And what?

We're going to be disrespectful, but the crazy fuck u tollbooth theories in the Swiss make chocolate.

We don't associate with blood, diamonds and Nazi gold.

Fuck you.

Sweat, Solin.

you'll Some backup mascots?

Oh, yeah, No Sure had a plane.

She wants us to you, mate.

Stole that off the door.

More deal.

Medal for going along with Theo.

Take 10 and square.

It allowed in Countdown, actually.

Can you, Um, Cuba.

Sorry.

Okay, on.

Then.

I'd like you to square the fine for me, please.

I like it.

And then I'd like you to time Top 25 by the to the other two.

Perfect.

Take it away and you got your knife mind blown.

That was amazing.

That was proper mass.

And you haven't used anything.

I was twice never been done before.

It's groundbreaking.

That's right.

It was one of those things.

You could actually be done.

No, it's just being done.

Spine Richards.

Amazing maths.

No one got any points?

Their scores in the moment of Richard Rob have no point.

Like they even on their team.

But he just did something with it.

If you want to square and cube things, get a job in a fucking jelly factory, mate.

Way weakest.

Maybe the weakest comeback.

There's ever being jelly factory mate.

That's the worst thing that's ever been said.

Rachel, you must get recognized by fans all the time.

You ever wish you could fly under the radar?

My favorite time of the year is when I just get to go skiing and you have got do your hair and makeup.

You have gotta have all that awkwardness.

Just the helmet on its new dawn.

No makeup.

It's great.

And actually, I brought my skiing stuff with usually.

If I just met, I'm pretty sure I would recognize you in skiing gear.

So I've got a beard on a Viking horns, and this is kind of my look so much more comfortable on It's warm.

And, um, you just don't have to have that awkward social.

Is that you?

Is it?

No House house, Jimmy, That's a challenging wank.

Sorry.

I'm sure you're a fine figure of a man.

How do you stand such remarkable condition?

I didn't really, Jimmy.

I mean, I've got a type, so that certainly helps calling Charlie going.

Charlie, that's for you.

Look.

Yeah, that's 12% of people in this country have got tapeworms, which actually makes the more popular than dogs.

How do you get a tapeworm?

Do you eat a worm on stage?

You don't you get it off Pork?

Yeah, Yeah, always pork.

Yeah, always pull.

Get it off a off pork or not off anything else.

Another victory for the corn burger Wrote a song about it.

If you wanna get a tape where meats and pork You want to get to take my meats and pork, Chicken, beef, fish or egg?

Forget it.

You won't get it.

Take Google if you get to pick vacants.

Mother pigs, How many times have you can only get it tight?

You want to get in, take aways but they eat pork and then they get it and get it to the pork Which came first.

The pig.

What was the big bang?

A with tapeworms fluent the pigs.

Some people say this version of countdown is less intelligent.

Short news just in you get Take worms from beef.

I just said I'd say one thing.

Google could go Fuck it Palms about so very important to me about how come it's okay to name you, Willie, But it's not okay to name the fellas, Willie.

Next year, the Royals.

So my time's called hanging about in a train station.

Toilet name in people's penises.

Hello, commuter on your way to work.

Oh, I'm gonna call yours Captain Birdseye because it looks like he's wearing a polo neck and winking at me.

Welcome.

I just named your Penis.

Hello, train driver who just met him for a piss.

I'm gonna co yours, Mrs Fans Bay geography because you're small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shelf.

You're welcome.

I just named your Huh?

Hello?

Please, Police Officer Helen, please offer.

So he's just been said to the toilets because they've had reports of someone.

You can't arrest me for naming.

Strangest.

You cannot didn't know that.

Oh, great.

Now I'm Elektronik.

Lee turned again.