Huge week for Boris Johnson is he gave the go ahead to hs two, mooted a bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland and built a new cabinet.

Yes, he's turned into Boris the builder.

That cabinet reshuffle was a lot more dramatic than anyone thought it was gonna be.

The door Simon said is okay.

Sajid Javid has quick as chancellor.

Now, some day times have come out this morning about the meeting that took place yesterday.

So apparently it started out nice that started out.

Lately, you've done a great job.

And congratulations.

Almost apparently, as an afterthought, Boris Johnson went, Oh, by the way, you need to sack all your special advisers eggs messed up there because anyone knows it in business.

When you deliver bad news, you do it.

Like using the ship's sandwich method.

Say something nice, yet better praise and deliver the bad news and then end again with something else.

Nice.

But what Boris did was just give him shit on toast.

Whatever was such a job, then went into another room to think it over.

Apparently, the toilet.

Only one room you go into Ever think someone is knocking the door.

Good.

You crying in the subject?

No, no, hey, didn't come back and resigned.

Now, apparently Boris Johnson was.

Was the person who did all this?

There was no one else in the room.

Dominic Cummings wasn't there.

Dominic Cummings wasn't there, but it was definitely.

There's one of those big mirrors, like when the police are doing that job is going.

Is that a pair of shoes under the currents?

The question is, why is this such a big deal?

Because the look the thing is, Number 10 shouldn't necessarily be in control of the chancellor because the prime minister's job is to say, Hey, we're going to do these amazing things and it's the Treasury's job to go Well, we could only afford some of them.

It would be like, Well, like if one of us basically went home to one of our wives and said, Right, I want to build a mini replica of the Emirates Stadium in the garden, Alex and that that wife would then go listen.

I mean, it's a great idea.

I'm not sure we can afford it right now.

That's kind of how it works.

First of all, one of four is a great Valentine's present.

And two, I like the idea of calling the stuffy shit from my own house.

So the consensus is that this is basically a Cabinet of people approved by this guy that we introduce to you last week.

Dominic Cummings.

Where is he wearing a scarf to fit in with Theo Cummings apparently finished a special Advisers meeting last Friday by saying to them, I'll see half of you next week.

Half of you next week is what my surgeon said to me before.

Good news.

Three course of you came back earlier in the week, Flores, the builder, officially gave the high speed Northern Rail Link HS to the green light.

According to pundits, this is the eighth time it has been given a green light since 2009 which means there is something ironic and calling his project high speed.

It's now expected to be finished in 2040 which went so you for you to take advantage of that, Adam, you need to still be playing rugby league in Warrington when you're 69 will be happening.

Absolutely.

The wire fly will eat you for breakfast.

Also defeated configure it strikes you about a chess, too.

I'm bang up for going up north 40 minutes quicker in 20 years time.

But a moment all are just one is for, like the trains to bear, to run in inclement weather.

And also, it doesn't matter how much money they put into it.

We all know that when it comes around on Sundays, it's still gonna take six hours and you have to get a bus.

2040 is too far in the future.

Like you're basically going.

You can get to one from one apocalyptic wasteland to another 20 minutes.

Quick.

I don't just before they invented teleporting.

Anyway, so this all seems to be part of a push to make it look like Boris is getting stuff done.

He got Brexit done.

He got 82 done.

He got the cabinet redone.

But that wasn't enough for Boris the builder.

This week, Emma said, Is it okay that Boris Johnson is talking about making a bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland?

Yes, The men who said spending £60 million on investigating historic child sex offenses was quote staffing money against a wall, wants to build one of the world's longest bridges over one of the world's roughest stretches of water.

It would also be over one of Britain's biggest munitions dumps, where a whole bunch of unexploded World War two bombs have been discarded.

It's literally a bridge over troubled water.

Is this a good idea?

Thief kind of struck me about.

It is from the stories I didn't know that you could dump bombs in ditches like mattresses.

It turns out it's a bad idea.

Building a bridge from one place 20 miles away to another place overload a weapons.

That's not the plan of Prime Minister is the plan of Wiley E.

Coyote on.

Also, if you want to know how much that route needs to be used, there's some bombs on it and they haven't gone off in 75 years.

No one is using it.

Said.

You don't think Scotland and Northern Ireland at the moment.

I kind of like, you know, we knew someone suggest getting your present.

You don't want for Christmas on At the moment.

I can like, you know what?

It's a lovely day, but can we just have the money instead?

Well, here's the thing.

This is all part of trying to make it look like Boris is getting stuff done and to be fate of ours.

He is getting some stuff done hs to while away deporting Jamaican people.

But eyes it, this stuff that actually needs doing cause out.

Look out, getting stuff done.

Board up here still doesn't have those extra police or hospitals or nurses just yet.

And as my granddad used to say, If you're building a bridge on a World War two munitions, dump your gun and NATO hospital, what your thoughts either of you on the bridge between between Scotland and annoying yet that that's not happening?

Yeah.

No, no, no, that's not happening.

That is literally just There's no way that if for no other reason, is yeah, there are big long bridges all over the world where the I've been bombarded these factories and they're usually not built over really deep water, and they are seeing 300 meters deep.

Yeah, how told us?

The charge 300 meters.

Okay.

Have to build a shard 100 times in Scotland Ireland right, including building it on both for dyke, which is that ditch in which it's took a tongue.

So it's a 1,000,000 tons of explosives on.

Then you think Irish people are going to go.

I could get the ferry O.

R.

I could drive to the Mullican tire, which is only a seven hour detour on then and then drive my car across the most wind whipped bridge in the world.

It seems that flipped wildly into an explosive ditch just to end up in rural Northern Ireland.

It's never Do you think Boris cares about island?

Oh God, I could not.

I could not compress my fingers enough to measure theme.

I mean, like Mike the Republic of Ireland.

I mean, the island is nominally the prime minister up Northern Ireland equally likely because he's already done them anyway.

On there, on there on the border, like he's essentially problems of everything and then took votes on.

Then there's gonna be a border in between the two in between the two, anyway, he's shocked them anyway, So this monorail project decided putting on them out of the box like Haber Brooke.

It's that kind of thing.

Yeah, course has never happened.