與我的女朋友做一個情侶測驗。 (Doing A Couples Quiz With My Girlfriend)

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singing top of morning.
Wait.
You wondering the boat?
God, I'm really annoying.
Welcome today to the Newlywed game.
Okay, this is my girlfriend, Evelyn.
Also known as Gap Smolders online.
Um, she also does twitch and YouTube stuff as well.
She's a gamer, e get bread daily.
But we wanted to dio We want to do, like, a couple's quiz thing so you guys can get to know us a little better.
Maybe we'll we'll figure out that we don't know anything about each other, but we're not married.
We're not newlyweds, so But it's called the newlyweds game.
So we're in a catch 22 situation.
Oh, yeah.
Whiteboard my hand every time.
Okay, Y'all gamers ready?
Okay, well, I'm gonna pick a good first question.
What's gonna be a good first question?
Let's get the bullshit out of the way first.
Okay.
What is their worst habit?
We're gonna have to start off with what?
The worst thing is the other person know what I think is my worst habit and wood?
Yeah, we're going.
We're going to do it for both.
So you're going to write down.
You're gonna write down what your more's happened is that what you think it is?
And then I'm gonna write down what I think her worst habit is.
And then we're gonna reveal them at the same time to be killing people.
I had to cut the habit.
I swear I haven't.
I have a strange way.
I have it easy.
Some my worst.
Have it.
What?
What you think you're worth having is something that you don't like that you do or want to change or something that you do that, you know, annoys me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Um I'm not gonna look at yours, and you're mine.
Uh, what?
How did I wore this?
No peeking.
No peeking.
OK, right.
OK, so we're both going to reveal in 321 Complain about the dishes.
I always feel bad that I complain about that.
You don't do that.
You know, I'm a messy bitch.
Well, it's not that I don't do the dishes.
Decided we have a dishwasher, and you prefer to do them by hand.
Yeah, so I'm always like, Can we just put them in the dishwasher?
But the dishwasher sucks s so I don't end up actually washing dishes.
I watched them when I need them, and then I do the dishes and then it's all clean, and then you make coffee and then you'd be half rings the thing and then put it with the clean dishes.
And I'm like, just fucking clean that I drink a lot of coffee.
But I always feel bad about complaining.
I wrote down that you don't focus or not.
It's not so much that you don't focus, is that you?
Fucking laser focus a hyper focus on one thing.
If you're doing one thing, she's all in on that.
She's super focused on it, and I'm like, So what are we doing it?
And you're like, I want, um, yeah, I wouldn't say it's not focused, but I always focus.
E have trouble with too many inputs.
So if the TV's on, I can just focus on TV and nothing else.
If I listen to you, I don't know what's going on.
What is that that bad?
It's just if someone text you and you're like writing back, your old focused on that and then I'm like, Listen to me, there's write down what my worst have it is Oh, yeah, Now we have to do what what we think is your worst.
But no, I think I know what your answer is gonna be.
But the idea is that I want to get points, so I can just guess is easily now to get the point from you because I know what you're gonna write.
Maybe we should do, right?
Both of them at the same time and then due to reveals one by one buck, what was just We'll just write this one, normally.
No.
Okay.
I used the vaccine.
Okay.
321 leaves our coffee cups messy.
I use the back of it.
That was smart.
That's big brain.
I'm stupid at least, but don't get together.
Is your dad's the best kisser?
Who's the better kisser?
Your mom or your dad?
Your mom goes all in on it, but your dad is tender.
That's a weird question.
Your dad really effort?
Your dad really embraces me.
Kisses me was their favorite pizza topping favorite pizza topping.
That's that's That's a quick one.
Wait.
Okay, so we do both perspectives, so Okay, let's do one perspective on one side.
Okay?
Okay.
We're doing you first.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
I'm trying to think if this one counts or not, it's It's okay.
No.
No way.
No, no.
I got your answer.
I gotta correct.
No, no, no.
Okay.
I wanna okay.
I'm not allowed to see your writing right in my face.
Don't look.
Okay.
I'm gonna I'm a fucking nails.
And your your favorite topping?
Yeah.
Done, miss.
I'm finished 1st 0 I showed the answer already for your Okay, so we're revealing yours.
Okay.
Favorite pizza topping 321 Oh, Carol.
Mushroom and goat cheese.
Speroni.
Yeah.
So we do.
We only do a pepperoni mushroom pizza with goat cheese.
Yeah, we can wait.
We got all of it.
Okay.
I did pepperoni.
That was like No, wait.
I love goat cheese way more.
Yeah, that's what it was like.
I don't know if this one character could You can't really get it in most places.
Oh, I thought I was gonna get motion crossed office.
I thought I was gonna get double points.
Okay.
On our 321 What?
I thought, you know, I like go cheese.
But it's not my favorite one pepperoni for life.
Well, okay, that was a trick question, because we always do all of that.
Damn, it's were failing.
We're failing at life.
What is the worst habit?
Not knowing anything about it?
These are weird questions, though.
Bra size shoes?
Yeah.
What's my bra size?
How does your partner like their tea or coffee?
Okay, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, duty for you.
Because you don't like coffee, and then we do coffee for me.
Yeah.
So how do I like my TB?
I mean, I know what it looks like a taste like, but how do I write this?
Dude, I can't wait to be wrong.
And now how do I like my coffee?
Don't Don't look at my answers.
Everybody at home just cause I'm too stupid to hide them.
Does that mean you should look okay?
We're revealing your tea first.
Yeah.
All right.
321 caramel with mill.
Exactly the same thing.
That's exactly what I wrote.
I could beam it into your head.
I knew it.
I knew it.
We've been very loud.
Okay?
Because you like your tea with milk.
But you don't.
It's I would say English breakfast.
He is also good, but you don't know any brands of those?
No, it has to be Carol.
Yeah, Caramel with milk.
Boom ding for Mei, who's winning?
Who knows?
We're not keeping scores.
Were terrible at this.
Um, okay, how do I like my coffee?
321 black with two sugars.
It's the same.
Oh, yeah.
Is that a lot of sugar?
I don't know.
Well, it depends on the coffee.
Sometimes it's sometimes it's very loose.
Well, it's actually no sugar at all.
It's sweetener, but same differs, bro.
I feel like we're answering like the lame assed questions everyone's like.
Yeah, but what about this really important information?
Like no pepperoni?
Who's the better driver will be the only one that doesn't write e.
I know.
Shut up.
I will.
Everyone's yelling at me to do it.
Too much pressure.
That's my worst habit.
Is not getting my driver's license.
Um, what's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite scary movie ever?
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like I got me some toe trouble with this one.
Now you're feeling Yeah.
Let me think about what your favorite movie ever do You even know what your favorite movie is?
Do you know of my favorite movie?
You told me I know I know a lot of movies that you really like, but you're not as vocal about your favorite one of all time as I am.
So I know I know some movies that you really like, but I don't know if the count is your favorite of all time.
I'm writing this down, but it's wrong.
Okay, we're going to reveal my one first.
321 easy.
I talked about it all the time.
Hot forces, The shot of colossus of movies.
But did you get in line?
Okay.
321 uh 1982.
The thing See, polls is your favorite horror movie, though.
Well, or is it just your favorite Japanese?
Horrible?
Yeah, Favorite Japanese horror movie, but favorite movie of all time over Everything is the same.
That was C that's in my head as well.
I like Treasure Planet and those kind of things.
But those air moves you just really like you.
But you're not your favorite of all time because you don't yell it from the treetops like I do hot fuzz.
This hot fuzz.
That was the first movie we saw together.
I'm writing down, bro.
The reason that it's hard to remember is because we watched, like four movies the first time we hung out.
I don't think this is it.
But 321 I was going to write Harry Potter one as well.
It's hard water water.
Lord of the Rings one.
Yeah, I was either load rings or Harry Potter.
I think it was one of the rings we watched both in the first time.
But I can't remember which one we watch first.
Damn er, bad memory.
Everyone at home is like I don't think that they should be together.
I don't want you thinking about each other.
What would be their last meal?
What does post account?
Which one of you is the biggest procrastinator?
This'll is only gonna be a one question.
One answer thing is, Well, so it's either your name or my name.
Yeah, Who's the biggest procrastinator?
Lord of the Rings?
The Fellowship of the Ring is the biggest progression.
All we got it wrong.
Okay?
The biggest craft Seder is you hit me.
I have a lot of things that I want to do that you're well.
You're more organized than I am.
You have the well.
That's I think that's my hyper focus coming in where it's just like, OK, today I'm going to do these things, and then I just do them.
Yeah, and you're like, I should do this, But I kind of the firm for you, I think, is that you don't take on more than you know you can handle.
And I love to take on everything I'm like.
I have a cool idea.
Let's do this.
Oh, and then let's do that.
Oh, but I have a call at this time.
Damn it, I was supposed to record this.
Then everything just piles up and then I'm like, What's so honest that gets put off Kinda in voluntarily Sometimes other times I'm just a lazy bastard.
I'm sitting here and I'm like, Man, I don't feel what was your first job?
My first thought was like, What was my first?
I think I know.
But I'm gonna write down the vague, like general area off work quickly.
English teacher was not spelling is not my first job because I couldn't do it.
Okay.
Revealing your one first.
Okay, So your first job waas No.
Hey, retail was like my job after that Yeah.
God, you were You were a paperboy?
Yeah, from when I was, like, 14.
Damn, because we're going on bikes.
You told me that you were.
You delivered newspapers and I still remember the route.
Damn, it did work in retail for awhile, though.
Yeah, I After that, I did, like five years of retail.
Uh, call these markers.
My first job, Waas construction.
My first job was constant.
Yeah.
Yeah, You had a lot more jobs than I did.
I eat basically went to college for music production on, then fell out of that was unemployed.
Well, I went thio.
I was in construction before music production, and then I went into that for college.
And then I came out of that.
And then I was unemployed for a while, and I was miserable.
And then I started recording YouTube videos on that.
Thankfully, took off after being in hotel management.
So I probably would have been in the hotel if YouTube didn't click exactly at the right time.
So I got very looking on.
I didn't newspapers retail.
I was an English, Japanese and Dutch tutor.
Worked a translation agency E taught English classes like going to a school and then they did.
You do?
That's a language.
Whatever.
It's not a competition.
Like I just did this really cool thing, right?
Use like my really big brain to do all this cool shit.
And then I did this all the really cool thing.
I was also really good at this.
And then I was like, Yeah, whatever you do, it's okay.
This one is just off the top of my head.
We we kind of talked about this before, but I want good answers.
So let's write down our favorite thing about each other.
Since we did our worst habits, we talked about that yesterday.
I know.
That's why I wanted cancer one points.
Okay, But I want to see what we talked about it in generalized term.
So I want to see what you write down as like, a single thing.
Okay.
Okay.
It's fresh in my mind since so write down.
Why?
Your favorite thing about me is I write down what I think your favorite thing about Mia's and then the other way around.
Ok, now we're writing what my life everything about you is and you have to write what you think life.
Everything about this is very confusing.
Wait.
What are we doing?
Why is everybody afraid of love?
Love?
Who did you guys know?
That love has the same amount of letters as you need.
That's deep writing.
It's a long sentence.
Okay?
It's like my favorite thing about him is the couple.
Not just because she's pretty, but Okay, so we're writing down my favorite thing.
So we're showing We're showing what my favorite thing about you is.
No, no, wait.
Yeah.
My thing that I like most that you like most about me.
Okay.
Okay.
321 Your handwriting is so much less childish than mine.
Looks like a cave man was hit in the head, and then he tried to spell his name with shit on that.
You've Thank you.
Laugh.
And then the other one is Yeah, I left a lot of your jokes.
Yeah.
D'oh.
Because the first I wrote that, I laugh a lot, and I was like, Well, I love it.
Yeah, well, it's It's a very good synergistic relationship.
Yeah, because I like your laugh a lot.
And you laugh.
Did you laugh at anything?
And I just It makes me feel good about myself.
But it's Dad.
I feel good having made you laugh.
Um, okay, we're on the last piece of paper.
Really?
I know you have more over there.
I just didn't split the stock.
Will.
What will your wife say is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Go back to sleep.
I mean, take a piss.
That special.
What is your favorite soft drink for each of us?
Well, I see that.
Is it my favorite, or is it just the one we get a lot?
00 no.
You're trying to I'm trying to make this a little trick.
Sees because I know there's one.
I didn't show it to the camera already.
There's a brand you prefer trusting your instincts.
Trust your instincts.
So who's first?
You 3 to 1 zero vanilla.
I'm the one who had the name of that.
And I even got that wrong.
It's book zero Coke, zero Bonilla.
Same great taste.
Your sugar and I want him out of enough can even save me many more family.
So what's yours?
I think about it.
Is that to me there is no other Coke zero It's just Coke zero vanilla, the other ones of the anomaly.
So Coke zero to me is vanilla.
You just tryingto you What life is a box chocolate's nice paper.
Which one of you's the first of all?
Asleep?
I mean, one of us falls asleep on the other.
One dies.
As soon as they hit the pillow.
One of them falls asleep before we even get to bed.
Um, one was What's your husband's favorite?
Late nights neck are friendly thing to get after stream.
That's like midnight one AM Favorite food to get own God, there's so many.
What's so easy?
What?
I'm gonna write this down.
I'm a poor oppo anyway.
Okay.
Our favorite thing to eat at night after you finish dreaming.
E it's a talk about is a horrible tank.
Fast IX.
That's a snag.
Taco Bells like end of the afternoon snake way eat Very helpfully.
We're very good about our Kevin's biggest fear.
Mmm.
I don't have another side of my page.
You can use this last one, but you don't have another side of the page either.
Your biggest fear.
Look, my biggest fear right now is getting this question wrong.
You definitely know their stuff that you're afraid off.
But in office, your biggest fear.
Can I give hints?
Give me a little bit too.
You know, this one?
I have and I have a nightmare about at least once a year.
Okay, so it is what I was thinking.
It's your dad Isn't a fear of commitment.
Okay, Might.
First is 3 to 1.
Hides heights.
I hate them.
They suck on your feet.
Biggest fear is pizza.
Spider?
Was it the wars with spiders getting your pizza?
That's my least favorite pizza topping.
So I get these nightmares where I dream that s fighters coming down from the ceiling about the land on my face and that it wake up just before he hits my face.
So I have to, like, jump out of the bed to avoid the spider and turn on the lights.
So yeah, but I'm really good about hiding the spider afterwards and looking like that was just asleep.
But it didn't happen.
Twice in my life, I had spider walk across my face and it didn't notice until he was walking over my eye.
That's why you hate when I do this.
I think We did pretty well.
You wanna let's see how many we got, right?
No.
12 34 That counts.
Zero accounts.
Give it to me.
Come on, gang.
Come on.
Yeah, I got construction.
Right, But you got paid retail wrong.
We both got the movie room.
Favorite movie.
You got my ingrown tea.
And coffee was good.
I got go Cheese for you.
Wrong.
See, I don't know if I want to leave this in, because it makes it look like I got more wrong than you did.
There is no winner for both Wiener.
There is no winner when it comes to love.
Got that?
Mike is gonna be like, I hope you all enjoyed listening to us.
Be very loud.
Don't forget to love each other forever.
Thank you.
Thank you guys for watching.
Thanks for being here.
Thanks for being on the video of me.
No problem.
Out.
And his video?
No, me neither.
Give them a sign off.
Let's shout love on three or after three.
Okay.
Wow.