Theyarebeingdoneby, like, beautygurugirls, andthisishowthey'resayingthemeveryonetoday, we'regonnabedoingsomemore B f F pranks.
I don't knowaboutyou, but I lovethetorturemightbeaboutthatbitch.
Shethinksshe's soprettyandsocool.
Theonlyreason I evenhangoutwiththatbitchbecauseshemakesmelookskinnierherbig, greasybodyLookslikeit's alreadybeenprankedeverydayby, But I justliketoadd a couplemorefun.
Sotodaywe'regonnabedoingallthepranks I'veseenallthegurugirlsdo, and I wanttotestthemonmyselfandseehowdangeroustheyactuallyareandRylandonhiswayhomefromwork.
Andthenif I openedupthisboxofdoughnutsanditwasfuckingfruitsandvegetables, whoeverdidthattomewouldbeprickedby a niceOkay.
Firstthingweneedtodoistakeoutallthedoughnuts.
I havenoideawhat I'm gonnadowiththese.
Oh, myGod.
Thisiswhat I imagine.
Anorgy, like, Justlike a bunchofwetholesjustwaitingtobedevoured.
Honestly, thissoundsbettertomethananorgy.
Likeifyouputup a boxofdoughnutsnextto, like, sixwet, willingholes, I wouldgowithevidencelikethat.
Toomuchwork.
Thisisjustenough.
Okay, let's takeallthesedonutsout.
Oh, I mean, I guess I couldjusttake a littlenap.
I think I justunderstoodDunkinDonuts.
Like I knowtheysayAmericarunsonDunkin.
No, theydon't, becausetheydon't run.
ButAmericacanbrisklywalkuntiltheystartcoughingbecausethey'reoutofbreathandoutofshape, butit's OKbecausetheyjustgottotheDunkinDonuts, andtheycouldjustgrabthemselves a chocolatemilktorehydrateand a doughnuttonourish.
Likeifmyfriendwaslike, anyways, I wastellingTimmyhugebackoffmeandpulledon a Thursday.
Um, anyways, whichthat's a 50 50.
Andalsohowlittlefunnypraying, likeifmyfriendwastryingto, like, drinkbleachinfrontofme, I wouldn't belike L o l.
I mean, I'd belike, letmejoin.
No, I'd belike, letmegrabmycrazystrawJoinedthisparty.
Uh, no, that's stupid.
I'm notgonnadoit, cause I feellikenomatterhowmuchyoucleanthisout, youstillshouldneverdrinkoutofthis.
Sothisoneiswhereyouemptyout a deodorantcontainerandfillitwithcreamcheese.
Now, thiswasactuallykindofharmless.
I mean, exceptforthefactthatthiswouldliketomakeyourfriendlateforwork, andthentheylosetheirjob, andthentheyneed a placetolive, andthentheysleeponyourcouch.