No, I knowwhomadethisorwhatitwasfor, but I cantellyouit's notgood, anditshouldbemelteddownimmediately.
Pleasedon't killme.
Don't wantJohnsonand I getoutofyourdocument.
Numbertwo.
JustinBieber, theCanadianbornAmericanpop I'll, who's famousfor a varietyofthings, includingsayingthewordbaby 55 timesin a singlesongdating a tonofhotmodelsandactresses, orhavingpicturesofhispeeingallovertheInternet.
I mean, thisonewithDonaldTrumpreallygothisorangeCheetocoloredskindown, so I don't knowiftheywerejusthavinganoffdaywiththisone.
But, myGod, I knowaboutyou, but I'm reallylookingforwardtotheShe's TheMansequelwithmutatedoffspringofTomCruiseandFlofromtheProgressiveCommercialsfortheLeftUpforAdoptionistryingtofindthem 17 yearslater.
NumberthreeJackieChansuhJenJen, ifyoudon't Know, isanamazingmartialartistandactorand a tonofmovieswherehekickstheeverlovingbejesusoutofpeoplewithbasicallyanythingbutinthiswaxfiguremadeforhisroleasShawnweighinginthemovieShanghaidonotonlydoesitnotlooklikeJackieChan, butatwhatpointinanyofhismoviesdoeshisfacedothis?
Oh, myGod.
Itlookslikehejustreactedtotwogirls.
Onecupforthefirsttime.
I'm like, whatanunfortunateposedtoevencreate.
LikeWhoseideawasittodothis?
Hey, I wasthinkingweshoulddo a waxfigureofJackieChan.
Perfect.
I loveit.
Maybewedo a posewherehe's likehe's staringintentlyandhe's abouttokicksomeone's ass.
I thinkmaybeweshouldjusthavehismouthcompletelygapedopenandyou'rebeingcurrentlytourneyopenbyanalienfromtheinside.
Sowhiletherewas a lotofreallybadandscarylookingbackyearstoday, theactualgoodwaxfiguresfaroutweightheterribleonestothepointwhere a celebrityistaking a picturenexttoone.