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  • top of the morning to you, ladies.

  • Welcome back to live it big life.

  • Welcome back to funny Puff Honey pits Patrick's We'll go back to Patty Fritz.

  • Patrick's life are 26 year old who just had Penis enlargement surgery, and it went very well the second time, the first time.

  • That's so well, the first time they nipped off a little bit.

  • The second time, they just put it back on.

  • So they said it was a success, but really to try to pull the wool over my eyes.

  • But hey, McKeen little.

  • I'd Irishman.

  • I know what's going on.

  • What are my relationship?

  • Well, first of all, happiness is at 100%.

  • That's great.

  • We've been trying to get him up to 100% happiness for a really long time, and now we finally hit.

  • It helped 98%.

  • That's great smarts.

  • 92% Take that.

  • Teachers in secondary school, who said I'd never amount to?

  • Not because of this stupid fucker on looks 50%.

  • We're half a potato half George Clooney, which I think is good.

  • I think you need to be in that middle rolled.

  • If you're too good looking people don't trust you.

  • And if you're okay, no one will talk to you.

  • So you need to be right right down that middle, right down that center.

  • All right.

  • How my relationships doing?

  • I have Kira Hughes was my fiance.

  • We're not gonna view my exes, okay?

  • They can stay in the fiery pits of hell for all I care.

  • We have silver, The cat.

  • I have a cat.

  • Now, in real life, I am Cat Dad.

  • So let's see what we could do it.

  • Our cat, Our cat does not like us.

  • My real cat here really likes me.

  • Bebe came up to me today.

  • I'm sitting down those playing dark souls and BP came up on me out in my face and then just hopped up on up and flopped on top of me and kind of fell asleep in start purring.

  • It was the nicest thing ever.

  • I stopped everything that I was doing to make sure that this tiny little furry friend was okay.

  • Let's not bathe our cat because of the party.

  • Kill us.

  • Give him a treat.

  • Oh, good appreciation.

  • Is my relationship with you better now?

  • A little bit.

  • Yeah.

  • It's not in the orange anymore.

  • You know, one toe orange You want to green?

  • Uh, all right.

  • What should we do?

  • I have my job.

  • I'm down to 32,000, 630 euro board.

  • I do think we bought a house that may.

  • I bought a modern contemporary home for 176,000 Euro.

  • That's absolutely wonderful.

  • Find someone to love?

  • No, she goes to the movies, huh?

  • Let's work on self improvement.

  • Let's let's meditate that start off the day nicely.

  • A little meditation.

  • Grand, lovely great caramel Maalox haven't gone up on the health heads went up 2% in health just from edited.

  • You know why?

  • Because it's mental.

  • You're 50% physical on your 50% mental.

  • Actually, you're probably about 70% mental.

  • On the rest of you is just a heaving cask of bones and flesh and seen you trying to keep you going.

  • But the brain is really important, but no one takes care of it as well as they should.

  • Also, your ears are really important by tonight.

  • This has gotten so bad lately.

  • You have to go see my doctor about it, but they won't get back to me.

  • Um, tonight I have to travel soon.

  • So my tonight has gotten so bad that lying in bed at night, I can hear right now.

  • It's just constantly people out there.

  • Please take care of your ears.

  • Do not think that you're too cool to wear earplugs at concerts or anything like that.

  • Please take care of your ears.

  • They really mean a lot.

  • I didn't have problems until I was, like, 18.

  • And I went to a concert.

  • And now at 29 paying for it.

  • So please take care of yourselves.

  • Job.

  • What should we do?

  • Uh, we're a mail carrier.

  • I do feel like it could be doing better.

  • My coworkers Popularity.

  • Oh, shite.

  • My supervisor.

  • Oh, no.

  • My supervisor doesn't like me.

  • Maybe you should work harder.

  • Nah, working harder is in a way to get your boss toe like you used to pay them compliments and soak up nice.

  • Nice.

  • How are we doing out?

  • What's my relationship with them now?

  • Nice.

  • Liam.

  • Liam.

  • Why don't you like me?

  • I'm not gonna ask me Moat.

  • I'm both roads to my lady.

  • What was her name?

  • I can't remember my fiancee's name, but You know what?

  • If you put her in the lane up, I might be able to pick a road that's complimented.

  • Liam.

  • Good job.

  • Yes, everything is going well.

  • Nice.

  • My co worker, Eve.

  • Why don't you like me?

  • You're a bus driver in a way that matters.

  • But you're a Bush driver.

  • I'm just calling out the things I see.

  • Okay, everyone's in the green.

  • That's lovely.

  • That okay, the job is going well.

  • Let's see what my hours air like, pick your hours on my work and 38.

  • Right now.

  • Let's work 40.

  • Let's work a little harder, a little stronger, a little faster, and let's see what happens.

  • Let's let's check over me assets and you go to source media need to post a status update.

  • They got 20 lakes on it.

  • If if you've a lot like my post online Howard know if people like me at all, Um, I have a trophy.

  • Great modern contemporary home.

  • It's indecent condition.

  • I'm not going to settle it yet.

  • We could go to a job.

  • Recruiter.

  • Let the job recruiter find the best possible full time position for your skill set today.

  • What can Patty do except have his parents split up his dog.

  • Die, get rejected.

  • There's a lot he can't do.

  • Okay, let's try it.

  • Jeffrey Gutierrez identified the position off apprentice trucker at abstract transportation as a good fit for your skill set and is already arranged an interview for you.

  • I don't want to do that.

  • It's only 38 toes in a year putting me on right now.

  • My hours.

  • Right now, I mean that I get 54,000 year at all I'm doing is delivering mail.

  • Not gonna be out on the road away from my sweetie for a really long time.

  • Okay, let's age up for 41,000.

  • No guard dog.

  • Each day on your man route, you have to deliver mail to a house with an aggressive dog that is rarely contained.

  • What will you do?

  • Um, I am an animal whisperer.

  • I told you earlier, BB just came up, flopped down, fell asleep.

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • I'm gonna prefer in the dog.

  • I decided to print aggressive dog on my mail route in order to build a trusting prevent him for being so mean.

  • Did it work?

  • I know, but I went up and looks.

  • You know why?

  • Because people of a dog lover people like someone who likes dogs.

  • If you don't like dogs, you're not gonna have any friends.

  • Please take everything I say in this.

  • Let's play very seriously.

  • Relationships.

  • Let's talk to Kira.

  • Uh, let's not ask her for money.

  • Give her a compliment.

  • He's gonna be on security that she's fearless.

  • Oh, she didn't like that.

  • No, I don't know why, Kira, Why didn't you like that compliment again?

  • I said that she's unparalleled.

  • Well, maybe because your compliments kind of sound like you're forcing them a small bit.

  • They need to be more personalized.

  • If your fiance you can't go up and go like that thing you did today.

  • Good job.

  • Proud of you, then It means not.

  • Can just go on.

  • Go your fearless.

  • It sounds like you're reading stuff off the back of those love hard Candies.

  • Let's have a conversation with her.

  • See?

  • She likes conversation.

  • You talked about your favorite food.

  • You opened up.

  • You got really wicked.

  • It's not forced.

  • Fake pleasantries at a bike hottie.

  • Fair fucking play to you.

  • All right, let's talk to our stepfather.

  • Let's see if you still like this.

  • Let's have a conversation with your stepfather.

  • Doesn't feel like talking to you.

  • You know what I have extended?

  • Olive Branch after all of Branch.

  • I asked him out to go to McDonald's one time and he said, No, I hate Big Macs and I'm like, What?

  • So I'm doing I'm doing with John Murray.

  • William Fitzpatrick is the only father for me.

  • Have a conversation with him.

  • You see, you and your father had a chat about Frida Kahlo's mustache.

  • It's not the most intellectual of conversations, but it's really no.

  • Your cat Silver died at the age of 15.

  • She died after ingesting some antifreeze that had been left out for affects it.

  • Kira, you don't even know the antifreeze again.

  • I told you the cat's gonna eat it.

  • No, it just looks like a slushie.

  • The cat stone.

  • No difference.

  • Flex sick.

  • There was silver is dead, folks.

  • Sick first.

  • MCAT No, me first.

  • Like dog.

  • Now my cat Lord, have mercy on this.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • My happiness is 50%.

  • I need to do something for myself.

  • I need I need thio.

  • I need to go auto meditating, apparently.

  • Okay, I still not that happy?

  • That's for the movies.

  • Can we go to the movies with our sweetie pie?

  • Yeah.

  • Movies with her takers of the theatre film Spilling the tea A James Charles short story.

  • Your enjoyment was fickle.

  • She enjoyed it a bit.

  • Well, I'm still at 54%.

  • I need something to make me happy.

  • Let's go to the movies again.

  • On my own is go see a comedy.

  • Kevin Jones relocates the rural Florida.

  • That is a fucking terrible name for a rupee.

  • Yeah, up the 62%.

  • I already forgot about my dad Cat apartment.

  • You know your fiance, Kira.

  • I'm 29 in the game now.

  • Your fiance, Kira, is demanding you get married.

  • You have been engaged for three years.

  • What will you do?

  • You're demanding that we get married.

  • How about we do it when we're good and ready?

  • How about we have a conversation first?

  • Kira, huh?

  • No, I'm looking into the cameras.

  • If I'm engaged to you, Um, I like how you either call off the engagement, break up with her or planned the wedding.

  • What if we're not financially stable for this here?

  • I don't know about this, you know I'm I'm not gonna be forced into doing something that I don't want to do.

  • All right?

  • I'm not going to do the things just because you want to do off.

  • Beckett.

  • I planned the wedding anyway.

  • If you want the wedding, huh?

  • She wants a wedding, huh?

  • Oh, I give her affection.

  • Wedding.

  • All right, We're getting We're getting married on the beach.

  • You know what?

  • You wanted the wedding.

  • You didn't say how good it had to be.

  • We're getting married on the beach because you're gonna get sand in your in your toes.

  • It's not gonna be nice.

  • Got him on.

  • It's going to be Where is the shittiest place to get married?

  • You know what?

  • No honeymoon.

  • We can't afford it.

  • I just I just came up in the world in my job, all right?

  • I'm not doing that.

  • You've chosen to marry Karen Hughes on the beach and not bother with a honeymoon.

  • Cost 1000 euro.

  • That's how you cheap out.

  • In a way, I realize that I keep trying to make decisions or I keep going through it in my head to make the decisions that I would make in real life and then I'm like, But it's a fucking video game, and it doesn't matter.

  • And I could do whatever I want.

  • And this is far more entertaining for the video.

  • Uh, do it.

  • Why not?

  • Let's see how much he enjoys it.

  • You're thinking about whether you should make your fiance here a sign.

  • A prenuptial agreement before marrying her.

  • What will you do?

  • Your net worth is 264,000 euro.

  • Her net worth 110,000 or I'm not having her come after my mail.

  • Carrie and money are a, uh, maker.

  • Signed a pre nup.

  • She made me get married.

  • Agreed to sign a prenuptial agreement.

  • Fair pay.

  • That's true Off.

  • Not says true love like a pre nuptial agreement.

  • Your wife has decided to keep her name.

  • Karen Hughes.

  • Yeah, that's fair.

  • I wouldn't go a party, Fitzpatrick either Kira.

  • Here, Fitz Project is a nice ring to it, though.

  • If you went down to the chippers, I'm afraid you need to be like either comes here.

  • No looker, Guagua.

  • LDA.

  • I guess we're married.

  • I like I like the way it says things.

  • This is why I like making these decisions because it says.

  • I made Kira sign a pre nup.

  • I married Kira at the beach.

  • I couldn't be bothered to go on the honeymoon with her This Honestly, this sounds like a really Irish Kira.

  • Hugh's wife.

  • Have a nice ring to it.

  • Curia Whose wife?

  • Grand.

  • She's 29 as well.

  • Now you're 29 in the game.

  • I'm 29.

  • In real life, you're 29.

  • Right now, you're all honorary 29 year olds.

  • All right, You're almost becoming purty.

  • So it's time to get your life in order.

  • Do you know who you are yet?

  • It's okay if you don't.

  • According to your thirties, you still have time to figure it out.

  • You're not dead yet.

  • Hopefully, knock on wood.

  • That was the most Matt that's would early, some sort of type of it.

  • You and your wife, Kira, talked about who would win in a fight between Merrick Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.

  • We all know that Ellen would beat the crap out of Mark Zuckerberg.

  • All right.

  • He has people show up on stage and throw steel balls of plate glass windows and they break them.

  • Imagine.

  • Imagine how much Mark Zuckerberg will call revere.

  • Nothing like a little bit of fear to make a paper man crumble.

  • All right, let's go the job recruiter again and see if he has a different job.

  • The job recruiter has identified position off port a potty pumper at our glass Inc.

  • As a good fit for your skill set.

  • I'm 29.

  • I've worked a lot.

  • Ah, I got married, bought a house.

  • And apparently all I'm good for is pumping porta potties.

  • Leave hits.

  • You heard, man.

  • No.

  • I'm gonna fight my own job.

  • I'm gonna be a vet.

  • Okay?

  • Maybe not dental hygienists, huh?

  • Okay, so we're gonna miss on that one, Engineer.

  • Here we go.

  • Yeah.

  • Engineer three.

  • Okay, maybe delivering mail is all I'm good for.

  • There's nothing like a blow to your self esteem than seeing all the jobs you interviewed for and see them all aligned and all rejected at the same time.

  • All right, let's age up.

  • Let's turn 30.

  • Are you ready for the next stage of your life and 58% on looks?

  • No.

  • Happiness has gone down a small because I'm probably working myself into grown can reject everything in the catch is died.

  • Andi was forced into a wedding.

  • But my looks are going up in age like a fine wine.

  • Robin Jenkins, your coworker Robin tells you that when it comes to working with you, she would like to take a hands on approach.

  • What are you trying to say, Robin?

  • Are you flirting with me?

  • Robin, I am a married man.

  • I can't care.

  • Found out.

  • I'm going t o report you too.

  • Hey, Char.

  • Someone's get in trouble.

  • You reported your coworker Robin to HR for making a sexual advance on you.

  • Take that, Robin.

  • You reprimanded by HR?

  • Oh, Robin.

  • Lunch.

  • Did you?

  • She bruised your ankle.

  • It was He stabbed me for a second, Robin.

  • You fucker!

  • You know what?

  • I'm glad he rejected.

  • You know, if that's what it takes coming in here kicking me in the ankles.

  • What are you six posted about this?

  • And Social Media?

  • Robin, kick my ankle today and it really hurts.

  • Secure.

  • Put a bag ice.

  • And though I love her, I'm suffering from the flu.

  • I think it Anyway, I have to go to the doctor.

  • Doctor.

  • Doctor, Can you see me?

  • No.

  • Seek Western medicine.

  • Yes, Dr.

  • Ocean Reese.

  • Our own Sheehan uh, that's how you say those names, by the way machine and own good old Irish names.

  • Dr.

  • Sheehan's reputation That was quite high.

  • Doctor, Doctor.

  • Oh, she and has determined you are currently suffering from the flu when I knew that Dr.

  • Thanks.

  • I'm glad that you spent all that time in medical school to tell me that he has outlined the following treatments, courtesy of Ireland's free health care system.

  • Come on, the Irish on the BIS, you're no longer suffering from the food.

  • You see good health care.

  • You go in.

  • Owns, like I spent ages in the doctor's college, figured out what?

  • I want to do it like you have the flu.

  • It's gonna cost you not because good health care.

  • And then suddenly it's like no flu anymore stinks.

  • See this game?

  • Has it figured out Ireland hasn't figured out in a video game capacity.

  • Life is going well right now.

  • Happiness.

  • 100% health, 100% happy and healthy.

  • Is that the thing people always say?

  • My smarts.

  • You know what?

  • You don't be too smart.

  • People won't trust you.

  • My locks or 67%.

  • I'll go with a grand just above average locks s o.

  • I think it's time to do a crime.

  • Crime segment.

  • Should be trying to steal a car.

  • Or is that is that going to fire me?

  • We should murder someone.

  • Maybe you should go back and murder Robin for kicking us in the ankle.

  • Uh, let's do you care.

  • What do you want?

  • Uh, Ford Mustang?

  • Yes, I'd like a Mustang.

  • No.

  • What am I thinking?

  • You're thinking clearly you're happy you're healthy.

  • It's time to do a crime.

  • You successfully stole a Ford Mustang.

  • Things game is really teaching is really high moral standards.

  • You get happy, you get healthy, yet married, and then you steal a car and you get no repercussions.

  • Wow.

  • Thanks.

  • Bit life.

  • Oh, no.

  • My broken my stolen cars, broken stereo.

  • What am I going to do about it?

  • Spend a tiny little bit of money and I spent a tangle of big money on the stereo instead of spending all the money on the character.

  • All right.

  • I think it's time we went back to school.

  • I'm not getting a great job like this.

  • I need to go back to school.

  • I need to go to night classes or something.

  • What should we do?

  • University Community College graduate.

  • Oh, no.

  • Dental school?

  • No, I want, Like I want a big one.

  • I want to get a college degree in computer science.

  • I want to apply to NASA.

  • Well, I was rejected from college.

  • Just put another notch on the belt.

  • I can't even go back and do this.

  • The degree I was doing, your application to graduate school was rejected.

  • You're not qualified.

  • I'm not qualified for the thing I was already qualifying for.

  • How?

  • How high did you say my smarts were?

  • 91%.

  • Doesn't seem like it.

  • Okay.

  • I graduated from community college.

  • How old am I?

  • I don't know.

  • Time is against me.

  • No, on this one.

  • You know what?

  • It's not You go back to school whenever you want.

  • Don't listen to me.

  • I went to college.

  • Slice, take some time off.

  • Go to university.

  • Go to university.

  • Okay, Let's now apply to computer signs.

  • Yes.

  • How would you pay for your university program?

  • Annual tuition is 15,000 total costs 60 grand.

  • You know what?

  • I'm a splash.

  • That cash all down in the table Boom.

  • Paying for my own college tuition.

  • What up you are no enrolled in university.

  • Yes.

  • Your wife here is breaking with your baby.

  • Yeah, We're gonna have a little tiny Jackie boy.

  • Oh, hell or putty.

  • It is not my life.

  • This is someone else's life.

  • Cold baby jacket will keep the baby.

  • Yeah, Keep the baby Was asking me about the baby again.

  • What do you want to do with the baby Repaired?

  • The baby fixed the baby later.

  • Your stolen car has a faulty oxygen sensor.

  • The foot is an oxygen sensor and a Ford Mustang repaired.

  • Whatever.

  • I have the money.

  • Your half sister Faye has confessed to you that she is considering coming out of the closet.

  • What will you do?

  • Support her unconditionally.

  • You encourage your half sister fate to come out of the closet and told her that you love and support her no matter what.

  • Life is going great and bit life right now.

  • This is wonderful.

  • Everything's coming, my cat still dead.

  • But look at my happiness, health and smarts.

  • I'm the smartest, happiest, healthiest man on earth right now.

  • It's not the best looking, but I set it for the others.

  • You graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in computer science.

  • I You've been released from your position as lab assistant.

  • Oh, because I was taking a part time job.

  • No.

  • Your wife, Kira, suffered a second trimester miscarriage and lost the baby society to impede life.

  • Sad day and bit life today folks can't make it.

  • Can't do it.

  • Can't go on.

  • Not again.

  • Why does everything I love?

  • Leave me.

  • You like this.

  • You know I can't.

  • I can't.

  • No.

  • Turn the camera off.

  • I can't.

  • No, I get it.

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