What (you've never played tuber simulator?! ?)

我把她帶過來了~ 帶她來玩有史以來最棒的遊戲(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

You never played minecraft?

啥毀!??Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

So when you look at that, when you look at that meatball, what does that-What does that tell you?

你說妳沒玩過麥塊？

Use this to look around. Well, that's my giant meatball. This is my world in Minecraft Marzia.

所以...當你看到那個...看到那個肉丸， 妳覺得它在告訴你甚麼?

wait am I supposed to look at there or here

它告訴...它告訴你什麼?

*happy marzia noises* :)

這樣子就可以移動視角看四周。

We have this really awkward setup, and your name is James Charles fan because that's my secret Minecraft account :c

嗯，這是我的巨大肉丸。 這是我的麥塊世界，Marzia。

Ohno! They will know now, I'll change it it's fine

Marzia：等等，我應該看那裡還是這裡OUO

Yeah, I do I'm wearing this uh... I'm wearing this spooky helmet. you look cute, you're wearing a

*marzia的可愛笑聲* :)

You're wearing a diamond helmet (gold*). See if you press I think f5 you can change so you see yourself. that's how you look like.

我們用了個非常尷尬的設定...

Yeah, you're wearing diamond armor you should be happy with it, all right

你的ID是"JamesCharlesFanX"... 因為這是我的秘密Minecraft帳號XD

marzia: so how do I break stuff?

糟了Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ 他們現在知道了，算了我會改它沒關係OUO

Don't break anything. NOOO :o

恩，我戴著這個額......我戴著這個怪怪ㄉ頭盔。

Stop!

你看起來很可愛~你戴著...妳戴著一個鑽石頭盔。 (其實是黃金頭盔，pews口誤)

Hey, hey, hey, hey relax

你可以按F5看到妳自己，對那就是妳的樣子。

you told me one button, and im pressing it

恩，你穿著鑽石盔甲， 你應該對它感到滿意好嗎(´・ω・`)

Yeah, you're in creative mode I don't know how to get you out of it, okay, I got to show you stuff

Marzia：那我要怎麼打方塊呢？

Okay, so this-

不要破壞任何東西!! NOOOOOO

Marzia! come over here! Okay, that's my slave- I mean my worker, I pay him minimum wage.

停wwwww

So there's this uh, this is my automatic farm, you come over here and press this button.

嘿嘿嘿嘿冷靜R

Yeah he's doing the machinery

你告訴我按鈕然後...我要按它嗎?

Don't worry about it.

恩，你現在是創造模式，

Press this button.

我不知道如何讓你擺脫它， 好吧，我得給妳看個東西。

No, just right click on the button

好的，所以這個 -

Yeah

Pews：Marzia!!來這! Marzia：怎麼惹?

Starts to farm and if you follow me here

好...那是我的奴隸-額我是說我的工人， 我付她們最低薪資

marzia: you know, im not very fast ahaha its the first time I use this

所以這個呃...這是我的自動農場，你來這裡按這個按鈕。

No, you're doing good maybe the farm isn't that impressive okay

對他正在運轉機器

It's just like I'm getting stuff, follow me. This is council of water sheep.

別擔心。

Yeah. Hey! Hey! Hey! oh my god no!!! you let out council of water sheep :c

按這個按鈕。

*marzia vehemently denies cruel and destructive allegations*

不，只需右鍵單擊按鈕即可

Get back to work Council. All right quick quick quick they're council of water sheep. No, I don't know.

是啊

Okay, so I'm building this like oh I gotta show you IKEA Tower. Follow me

開始耕種，如果你跟我來這裡

ohmygod stop changing the [subject] its so annoying

marzia：你知道，我第一次使用它時不是很快啊

Look at IKEA tower look at look at the IKEA Tower! [in all its glory]

不，你做得很好也許農場不是那麼令人印象深刻

Woah! Woahhh! Wow!

這就像我得到的東西，跟著我。這是水羊會議。

is it a horse?

是啊。嘿!嘿!嘿!哦，我的天啊！你放出水羊會議：c

Yeah, that's Joergen, that's Joergen 2

* marzia強烈否認殘忍和破壞性的指控*

Are you trying to grief water sheep?

回到工作委員會。好吧，快速快速他們是水羊會議。不，我不知道。

Follow me to the meatball!

好的，所以我正在建造這個哦，我要告訴你宜家塔。跟著我

Okay, we'll do our own level in a second. I just really want to show you like what ive been...

ohmygod停止改變[subject]它如此煩人

Why you haven't seen me in the past-

看看宜家塔看看宜家塔吧！ [盡其所能]

marzia: what is in the WAter?!

哇！ Woahhh！哇！

that's a creeper

這是一匹馬嗎？

not that, that

是的，那是Joergen，那是Joergen 2

Oh, that's a squids marzia: why are they so big?

你想讓水羊感到悲傷嗎？

what happens if I fall in the water?

跟我去肉丸吧！

pewds: they'll eat you >:-) don't fall in the water

好的，我們會在一秒鐘內完成自己的水平。我真的很想告訴你我曾經...

marzia: woah, really? pewds: no. you can actually breathe in water cuz I have this like things set up

為什麼你以前沒有見過我 -

marzia to squid: whoa, what are you gonna do to me? concerned pewds: idk what do you wAnt it to do to you

marzia：在什麼東西？！

i wanted to give him a ride

那是一個爬行者

(I wanted him to give me a ride)

不是那個，那個

Well, you can ride horses and stuff but now

哦，那是魷魚 marzia：他們為什麼這麼大？

You can't write squinch my see ya

如果我跌入水中會發生什麼？

No one's ever tried it I like the thing with my crap everyone these things you can do different things

pewds：他們會吃你的> :-) 不要掉進水里

Alright, you should come up over here

瑪齊亞：哇，真的嗎？ 皮爾斯：沒有。 你實際上可以呼吸水，因為我有這樣的事情

Yeah, go up thing now ignore the city

marzia對魷魚：哇，你要對我做什麼？ 有關人員：idk你有什麼要對你做的

Okay, this is a my Japanese house that I built for spend. Oh, yeah, you can fly cuz you're in creative mode

我想給他一個車程

Okay down there

（我希望他給我一個機會）

This is Sven

嗯，你現在可以騎馬和東西

And this is men's boyfriend and this is friend's son

你不能寫我看見你

Oh shit. Yeah, come on. That's Q and then there's a liberal. Wait. Oh, he didn't name. Yeah boyfriend

從來沒有人嘗試過我喜歡我的廢話大家這些東西你可以做不同的事情

I haven't named the Sun yet. I need a name tag, but it's gonna be sensing

好吧，你應該來這裡

What are you doing Tim? Well, everything's judging you right now, let me take you to my freaked onion

是的，上去的東西現在忽略了這個城市

Hey, what's that attacking me? Oh

好的，這是我建造的日本房子。哦，是的，你可以飛，因為你處於創造性模式

It's a fan thumbs. Hurry up. Okay. Oh, yeah, they're so annoying

好的，那裡

It's cuz I haven't slept in the game these annoying things come from the sky

這是斯文

Hey, I gotta get my training back

這是男人的男朋友，這是朋友的兒子

No, it comes back after all, okay, so wait wait wait where Specter

媽的。是啊來吧。那是Q然後是自由主義者。等待。哦，他沒有說出名字。是的男朋友

That's pinky comes and goes so this is what their sheep and dungeon you press this it opens up

我還沒有給太陽命名。我需要一個名牌，但它會被感知

That's tower a llama

你在做什麼蒂姆？好吧，現在一切都在評判你，讓我把你帶到我瘋狂的洋蔥

She likes tower I'm impressed by Minecraft fiancee this is nips

嘿，攻擊我的是什麼？哦

Finally tower love. Let me show you Tara. Llama no one likes tower llama

這是一個粉絲大拇指。趕快。好的。哦，是的，他們太煩人了

It's alright. So this is all the my workers. So after they in the freak dungeon after they they are done freaking thing

這是因為我沒有在遊戲中睡覺這些煩人的事情來自天空

I release them hearing. Hey guys, you're free

嘿，我得回去訓練了

Activated my own tribe by accident. Okay. Look

不，它畢竟回來了，好吧，等等等幽靈

Look look at him

那是粉紅色的來來往往所以這就是他們的羊和地牢你按下它打開了

And then I send them up with a thing they go to work

那是一座駱駝塔

It's great Oh up there is do you want to try it? You can try and go into tribe making sure

她喜歡塔我對Minecraft未婚妻印象深刻，這就是nips

He's fine. He's fine

終於塔愛了。讓我告訴你塔拉。駱駝沒人喜歡塔駱駝

Yeah, yeah gonna trap

沒關係。所以這就是我的所有工人。所以在他們完成了怪物之後，他們在怪物地牢之後

The Travis to good she can't find it. It's it's a

我釋放他們的聽力。嘿伙計們，你有空

That's not that is not the trap you want you mixed it. It doesn't matter

偶然激活了我自己的部落。好的。看

Yeah

看看他

Oh

然後我發送他們去上班的東西

Look, you're one of the workers. Yeah, what job do you want?

太棒了哦，你想嘗試一下嗎？你可以嘗試進入部落確保

You can be whatever you want

他還好。他還好

Spence mother

是的，是的，會陷阱

That's so you. Okay. Well that bets it then Wow

特拉維斯很好，她找不到它。這是一個

Why is he doing in my bed?

那並不是你想要混合它的陷阱。沒關係

Get out

是啊

Is my bag

哦

You're not gamers. Good night gamers. All right, we should play our own world up. Okay, what should we name our seed?

你看，你是其中一名工人。是的，你想要什麼工作？

It should be called like if we have a sanctuary what would it be called bug lion?

你可以成為任何你想要的

So I'm creating a new world front

斯賓塞媽媽

This is gonna be our world. But now no more fun and games Marzia. We have to survive no fun

那就是你。好的。好吧那就下注然後哇

We have to serve

他為什麼要在床上做？

Oh my god

出去

sheets

是我的包

Someone do that please for us. Oh, here we are mines yet. Oh, you're so kawaii. Look you have lazy old outfit now

你不是遊戲玩家。晚安遊戲玩家。好吧，我們應該發揮自己的世界。好的，我們應該怎樣命名我們的種子？

What are you looking at?

它應該被稱為如果我們有一個庇護所，它會被稱為蟲獅？

We have to survive this is important. Oh my god, there's for arrogance

所以我正在創造一個新的世界前沿

You're James Charles man, you can talk to me their donkeys look a baby. Thank you. So cute

這將成為我們的世界。但現在沒有更多的樂趣和遊戲Marzia。我們必須生存下來，沒有樂趣

Okay, well

我們必須服務

Hmm, you can get only if you right-click it, but it will kick you off cuz you need to tame it

哦，我的上帝

Well, it looks like you're doing more than k me right please there is not work like I can get out you just hit me

床單

You're in it. Oh

有人為我們這樣做。哦，我們這裡還有地雷。哦，你是如此卡哇伊。看你現在有懶惰的舊衣服

Yeah, you did

你在看什麼？

He totally just pushed you on down. But okay. What about Beast?

我們必須生存這一點很重要。噢，我的上帝，這是傲慢的

You can try the sheep's as far as I know you can do other things

你是詹姆斯查爾斯的男人，你可以和我說話，他們的驢子看起來像個嬰兒。謝謝。好可愛

Frickin stay yeah, that's a button. So the world is completely like random randomly mates. And this is our world night will come though

好的，好吧

I see if you look at the sky. So we need to make our farts home

嗯，只有右鍵單擊它才能得到，但它會讓你失去因為你需要馴服它

Yeah, yeah

嗯，看起來你做的不僅僅是因為我沒有工作，就像我能解決你只是打我

So if you follow me

你在裡面。哦

The first thing you do in Minecraft is cut down a tree with your bare fists to get some wood

是的，你做到了

It's a pick a pick a tree that you hate and just start punching it. Thank you

他完全把你推倒了。但沒關係。野獸怎麼樣？

Well, we can replant the trees which one are you going for?

據我所知，你可以嘗試羊的其他東西

So you just hold you just hold down that button and you see it started decreasing

弗里金留下來，那是一個按鈕。所以世界完全像隨機隨機配偶。這是我們的世界之夜

Yeah, you know you got your first block in Minecraft

我看你是不是看著天空。所以我們需要把我們的屁放回家

Yeah, that's how they work that's how signs work notch made this game he decides if you press e

是啊

You get like your inventory?

所以，如果你跟著我

Okay, okay after you and then you have like this crafting area, right?

你在Minecraft中做的第一件事就是用你裸露的拳頭砍下一棵樹來獲得一些木頭

Yeah, if you bring the blocks there you can make them into wood we're more wouldn't like planks or whatever

這是一個挑選一棵你討厭的樹，然後開始打它。謝謝

So you just right right click there? Yeah

那麼，我們可以重新種植您要去的樹嗎？

Yeah, and then place them in with your Eamon turn and then you have more and then now you can make other things

所以你只需按住該按鈕就會看到它開始下降

So this is like log and now it's like planks and then you can take the planks to make other things

是的，你知道你在Minecraft中獲得了第一塊

For example, you could grab more

是的，這就是他們的工作方式，如果你按下e，他決定這個遊戲是如何製作的

Yeah, you can do that and then you place one

你得到你的庫存？

Right click in there and then click left click in the different spaces

好吧，好吧，在你之後你就喜歡這個手工藝區，對吧？

If you place one in each thing you make a workbench, which maybe isn't that important or orange? Steak sticks are good, too. Okay

是的，如果你把塊放在那裡，你可以把它們變成木頭，我們更喜歡木板或其他東西

Yeah, it makes sticks and I'll make a workbench you

所以你右鍵點擊那裡？是啊

Know we have to make a

是的，然後將它們放入你的Eamon轉彎然後你有更多然後現在你可以做其他事情

Well, well we can make an axe so you can break us up faster

所以這就像日誌，現在就像木板一樣，然後你可以拿木板做其他事情

So if you give me your steaks I can make you an axe. Alright, I'll make your necks anyway

例如，你可以抓住更多

You click on the crafting table and you make this pattern

是的，你可以做到這一點，然後你放一個

Well, I can tell maybe if you watch my let's place

右鍵單擊，然後單擊左鍵單擊不同的空格

There you go, there you go she's making workbench next up you'll make a cobblestone generator I

如果你在每個東西中放置一個你製作工作台，那可能不是那麼重要或橙色？牛排棒也很好吃。好的

Think you have enough sticks. Okay. So come over come over to your boy. Hello. Stop. Don't punch me

是的，它製作了棍棒，我會製作一個工作台

You know, I have an x-ray Wow

知道我們必須做一個

Wow

好吧，我們可以製作一把斧頭，這樣你就可以更快地打破我們

I

所以，如果你給我你的牛排，我可以讓你成為一把斧頭。好吧，無論如何，我會做你的脖子

Wholly say that you need an axe to we're gonna build a house Marzia

您單擊製作表並創建此模式

Don't eat the mushrooms

嗯，我可以告訴你，如果你看看我的位置

Your point they're poison mushrooms no, they're not you can make mushroom stew if you want

你去，那裡你去她正在製作工作台你會做一個鵝卵石發電機我

I'd say we have to build a house zombies are coming at night

認為你有足夠的棍棒。好的。所以來過你的男孩吧。你好。停止。不要打我

Here grab his hands grab that axe. I give you an axe. Just keep chopping

你知道，我有一個X射線哇

Yes chop wood might see a chop shop. You have to say

哇

Reach yeah, you break faster if you say chop chop

一世

Okay, once we get it enough wood we should pick a spot

完全說你需要一把斧頭我們要建造一座房子Marzia

No, they can drop like apples it might be good to have a little snack

不要吃蘑菇

You know, I was just gonna murder one of the cows

你的觀點他們是毒蘑菇不，他們不是你可以做蘑菇燉如果你想

What did you say nice murder nothing what I would never do not do not are we doing a vegan let's play

我要說我們要建造一個房子殭屍來晚上

But then we have to it's so much harder

抓住他的手抓住那把斧頭。我給你一把斧頭。只是不停地砍

Hi, all right well eating mushroom we're eating mushroom tonight gamers

是的砍木頭可能會看到一個印章店。你不得不說

Okay, I think we have enough wood

到達是的，如果你說切碎，你會更快地打破

I think what we can do now is we can find like a nice spot where we want to build our house

好的，一旦我們得到足夠的木材，我們應該選擇一個地方

I up we're underwater or whatever you want. Okay, maybe not underwater. That's a good idea

不，他們可以像蘋果一樣下降，可能有點小吃

Okay, I like that I like that see this is

你知道，我只是要謀殺其中一頭奶牛