Andlike, I thinkfuckingwhyaelike, thingsweregoingsogooduntil I askedthemtosharefood, andtheyweren't fuckinghappenThatOkay, guys, it's Sunday, whichmeansit's timefor a treat.
I gotyouguys a papaGino, whichDadhasquicklyletmeknow, is a scamandfraudulent.
Well, yeah, it's fromStarbucks.
Sohe's notbeingtruetothecappuccino.
Andthisiscommon.
Well, it's justfuckingwhippedcream.
That's allitis.
That's what I wantthemtohave.
A realnormalchildhood.
They'renotgettingnamebrands, bitchgettingcoffee.
CoffeeBeanis a namebrand.
She's sad, tackyasssistertoStarbucksredrinkcomedy, and I know, bitch, I'm relatingtohereyes.
Cappuccino.
Hey, hey, hey.
Punching a week?
Gino, look.
Food, food, food, food, food.
No, no, don't leaveme.
Don't leaveme.
Oh, he's fuckingwithyou.
See?
YouknowitIt I keepwantingtocallhimOreo.
Oreoham.
Sothistleisliterallyme.
Andyouhad a restauranttryingtosharefood, andyou'relike, letmetasteAnd I wanttogettheflavors, and I'm like, fuckit.
Allright, backin.
Allright.
Comeonin.
Getthatlongtongueinthere, bitch.
Oh, myGod, Yeah, I love a petnukeBang.
Sowhileallofthiswashappeningoverthecourseof a week, itwasalsoreally, reallyfuckinghard.
I didn't filmlikethesadstuffbecausethatwouldbeweird.
ButwhileallofthiswashappeningandwhiletheyweregettingreallycloseAndwhile I wasgettingreallyclosetoCheeto, wewerealsodealingwithwholeRileything.
But I guessnowissoduringthatweek, weweregoingtotrytofigureoutwhatwe'regonnadobecauseRylandwasgoingtostarttakingallergyshots, whichislike a wholeprocesslikeyouhavetotakeeveryweekfor, like, years.
Andthere's a chanceitmightnotevenwork.
Andhe'd havetotake a pilleverysingleday.
And I, ofcourse, don't wanthimto, like, livelikethatorbeconstantlyafraidofgettingsickinhisownhouse.
I waslike, Okay, whatif I getinapartmentfor, like, filmingvideosandlike, Cheetocouldstaythereandthenlike, I gothereeveryday, don't hangoutwiththem, andthen I'llcomehomeandthen I'm like, that's actuallycrazy.
I wasjust, like, desperate.
I mean, literallytwonightsagowhenmeandRileywerelayinginbed.
We'retalkingaboutwhatwe'regonnado.
Andthereare a coupleoptionsweretakenbacktotheshelter, which I justdidn't wanttodoorgethimto a friendbecauseallofourfriendsareobsessedwithorhaveherislandtakeallthesepillsandbeyondallthismedicineforfuckingwhoknowshowlong.
Andjusttheideaofgettingridofthiscatwho I likeformedthisfuckingcrazybondwith.
I startedcryingharderthan I think I'veevercriedtoappointwork.
I thinkitscaredhim.
I thinkitscaredCheeto.
Cheetoislike, growingbetter.
That's a clicker.
I know.
I was, like, actuallydevastated.
I criedforlike, anhour, anditwasreally, reallyfuckinghard.