Meme review is back baby

Meme評論回來了寶貝

OH that feels good

OH感覺很好

OOOH

哦

oooOOOOHHhhhh

oooOOOOHHhhhh

Looking better than ever

看起來比以往更好

check out Jeron Braxton, link in description

查看Jeron Braxton，鏈接描述

he made it

他做到了

NAMASTE ???

合十???

VERY NICE

非常好

Dr. Phil- HEY HEY EVRYONE

Phil-HEY嘿嘿，每個人

IT'S DR.PHIL HERE HERE HEre here

這裡是DR.PHIL，在這裡

Did you guys hear that

你們聽到了嗎？

PHIL-SAN???

PHIL-SAN???

Doko ni desu ka?????

你在哪裡？？？？？(日文)

Just don't cut to the end. Okay. Yes. He's hosting meme review. YEAH HE HEY it finally happened

只是不要切到最後。好的。是的。他正在主持meme評論。他嘿嘿它終於發生了

Without further ado. Let's get into the

無需再費周折。讓我們進入

MEMES

模因

If you've been browsing the internet lately chances, are you come across this image

如果您最近一直在瀏覽互聯網，您是否遇到過此圖片

Now It's an amazing image with an amazing reaction, but someone thought

現在，這是一個驚人的反映，但有人想

HEY

嘿

I can make it better, if I combine it with this confused

如果我將它與這種混淆相結合，我可以做得更好

Conflicted cat, having a meal at a restaura-

衝突的貓，在餐館用餐 -

I'm so confused

我很困惑

creating the best combination of photos online

在線創建最佳照片組合

Absolutely, beautiful

簡直美極了

these photos together is making me lose it and thus

這些照片在一起讓我失去了它

The meme was born

模因誕生了

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!

你支持我愛!!!!!!!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!

你怎麼能這樣做!!!!!!!!!!

It works for dogs as well. Why aren't you sitting on my lap when we have guests?

它也適用於狗。當我們有客人時，你為什麼不坐在我的腿上？

You're never that happy when I come home

我回家的時候你永遠不會那麼高興

girls when they see spider

女孩們看到蜘蛛的時候

cringe

低三下四

the spider

蜘蛛

It's whenever Marzia makes me kill a spider.

每當Marzia讓我殺死一隻蜘蛛時。

I'm like

我很像

"The spider didn't do anything"

“蜘蛛沒有做任何事”

The spider didn't do anything Marzia

蜘蛛沒有做任何事Marzia

It's innocent

這是無辜的

Video game causes violence me taking care of my fields with my boys

視頻遊戲引起暴力，我和我的男孩一起照顧我的田地

Oh, yeah me humming some weed in a Minecraft. Oh, yeah

哦，是的，我在Minecraft中哼著一些雜草。哦耶

I've been playing farming simulator for 20 years and I would never think about picking up an

我一直在玩農業模擬器20年，我永遠不會想到拿起一個

Ar-15 and shoot down it. That was a little dark joke, but it was funny

Ar-15並擊落它。這是一個小小的笑話，但很有趣

Thank you

謝謝

Wow, is it me or is that cat kind of hot?

哇，是我還是那種貓？

Damn, is that the same cat that's really cute

該死的，是那隻非常可愛的貓

NANI??!

NANI ??！

That's a toilet

那是個廁所

2019 everyone. It's it's good thing

2019年大家。這是件好事

HE HE HA HA

何他哈哈

That's good, I like that one. Team Rocket, Pikachu.

那很好，我喜歡那個。皮卡丘隊火箭隊。

I mean It's a special Pikachu isn't. If I was Team Rocket?

我的意思是這是一個特殊的皮卡丘不是。如果我是Team Rocket？

I would try to get it as well.

我也會嘗試得到它。

Wait, this leaves me really confused

等等，這讓我很困惑

I thought the cat's face is happy is it not supposed to be happy?

我以為貓的臉很開心它不應該開心嗎？

I don't get it

我不明白

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How could you not invite me!!! ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

你怎麼不邀請我!!! ‧º·（˚˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥）‧º·˚

I said no fifty times in a row and you just stop inviting me. What the F-

我連續五十次說你只是停止邀請我。 F-是什麼

whats up with that

那是怎麼回事

I feel like we at least have to acknowledge that this is the superior one as long as we all are aware then it's fine

我覺得我們至少必須承認這是優越的，只要我們都知道那就沒關係

My parents telling me video games cau-

我的父母告訴我電子遊戲

is this all it is now

就是現在這一切

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You never bought a 27 pound bucket of mac and cheese, why would anyone buy that

你從未買過一桶27磅的mac和奶酪，為什麼有人會買

Oh, it's for like cafeterias and stuff, isn't it?

哦，這是喜歡自助餐廳和東西，不是嗎？

Like school lunches and private use of course

像學校午餐和私人使用當然

WHAT!

什麼！

I can think of plenty reasons to buy a 27 pounds bucket or mac and cheese

我可以想到購買27磅桶裝或mac和奶酪的充足理由

Stop judging me

不要判斷我

That's good

非常好

I get it now. I understand what this face is

我現在明白了。我明白這張臉是什麼

This is the "I want something and I don't want something at the same time" face. Is that an emotion?

這是“我想要的東西，我不想同時想要什麼”的臉。這是一種情感嗎？

Cuz I I think that summarizes pretty well like when you're not invited to something that you actually didn't want to go to

Cuz II認為總結很好，就像你沒有被邀請到你實際上不想去的東西那樣

That's the face you make.

這就是你的面孔。

HOW DARE THEY NOT TELL THE WAITERS, IS MY BIRTH DAY!!!!!!!!

他們怎麼沒有告訴等待者，是我的出生日!!!!!!!!

But I don't want the attention

但我不想引起注意

Congratulations cat, you've invented a new emotion. This meme gets a "it's alright"

祝賀貓，你發明了一種新的情感。這個模因得到了“沒關係”

Good. I feel like it's only natural for transition from this point to my parents screaming at me that violet that video games

好。我覺得從這一點過渡到我的父母尖叫我的紫色電子遊戲是很自然的

cautious violent me building a house for my minecraft

謹慎的暴力我為我的我的世界建造了一所房子

ahaha me hosting a gay wedding for my

啊哈，我為我主持同性戀婚禮

We must stop the

我們必須停止

Glorification of violence in our society. This includes the gruesome and grisly video games that are now commonplace

美化社會中的暴力。這包括現在常見的令人毛骨悚然和可怕的視頻遊戲

It really do be like that one minute you're playing Minecraft the next year showing your cat your knife collection, I'm shaking my head

這真的就像那一刻你在玩Minecraft的那一年，你的貓用刀收藏，我在搖頭

Otherwise, I've said it did instead of just shaking my head

否則，我說它確實沒有搖頭

maybe a complaining about violent video games me too afraid to pick rude dialog options thinking they

也許是抱怨暴力視頻遊戲我太害怕選擇粗魯的對話選項思考他們

Gamers jumping from being viewed as chubby 34 year olds in their mom's basement to being viewed as terrorist by the media Barker

遊戲玩家從他們媽媽的地下室被視為胖乎乎的34歲小孩跳到媒體巴克被視為恐怖分子

Well, wasn't it just Trump that said it I'm confused gamers portrayed by the media in the 2000s gamers portrayed by the media

好吧，不僅僅是特朗普說它讓媒體在媒體描繪的媒體中描繪的混淆遊戲玩家

in

在

2019 things can change a lot in a couple years. I'm a u.s. Politician. What does that mean?

2019年的事情可能會在幾年內發生很大變化。我是美國政治家。那是什麼意思？

It means he's afraid of video games. No, it doesn't

這意味著他害怕電子遊戲。不，它沒有

Crack, stop it Patrick you're scaring in Minecraft. It's terrifying to be fair. So that actually makes sense

破解，停止它帕特里克你在Minecraft中嚇唬。公平地說這很可怕。所以這實際上是有道理的

Oh my god, if the tweet is real Reggie

哦，天哪，如果推文是真正的雷吉

Then Co Nintendo facts are facts. Yeah, I don't want to get too political

那麼任天堂的事實就是事實。是的，我不想太政治化

This is just a fun mean review show after all but it seems irresponsible to take a really complex issue

畢竟這只是一個有趣的平均評論節目，但是採取一個非常複雜的問題似乎是不負責任的

And just pivoted towards one thing. I'm not saying I have all the answers

只是轉向一件事。我不是說我有所有的答案

I honestly don't know but all I do know is that anyone that has played Sudoku needs to apologize right now?

老實說，我不知道，但我所知道的是，玩過數獨遊戲的人現在需要道歉嗎？

Jensi kid develops asthma due to polluted air baby boomer who freaked the atmosphere video games

Jensi孩子因為空氣污染的嬰兒潮一代而患上了氣喘，因為他們對氣氛視頻遊戲感到恐懼

It's those damn video games. All right before this gets too hot

這是那些該死的電子遊戲。好吧，在此之前太熱了

Let's move on next me

讓我們繼續前進吧

I'm writing this meme a pretty important me, you know people really undervalued the effectiveness of shaming people

我寫這個模因是一個非常重要的我，你知道人們真的低估了羞辱人的有效性

It's a tool that is actually very good. So keep on shaming people with bad opinions. Let's go gamers

這是一個非常好的工具。所以繼續用不好的意見來羞辱人們。讓我們去玩遊戲

They will never take away our pickaxes next

他們下次永遠不會帶走我們的鎬

Video it's cool. I forgive then. Dr. Phil is hosting bonus me all is forgiven. It's okay

視頻很酷。我原諒了。菲爾博士主持獎金我都被寬恕了。沒關係

It's not really that much of a meme and it will probably be forgotten tomorrow, but it does make me laugh toothpaste exists dentist

它真的不是那麼重要而且明天可能會被遺忘，但它確實讓我笑牙膏存在牙醫

Who is that one dentist? That doesn't like the toothpaste tube? It exists dentist No

誰是那個牙醫？那不喜歡牙膏管嗎？它存在牙醫No

Colgate no

高露潔沒有

What's wrong with it No, who is that one dentist and why?

這有什麼不對不，誰是那個牙醫，為什麼？

What's your freakin problem dentist? I want to know I want to talk to them

什麼是你的牙醫問題牙醫？我想知道我想和他們談談

Dendi's brand exist one out of ten dentist. I review you zero by bish cough. Hey, that's me. I

Dendi的品牌中有十分之一的牙醫。我通過bish cough回顧你。嘿，那就是我。一世

Feel like they just put a random number in there. Just so it seems possible

覺得他們只是在那裡放一個隨機數。似乎有可能

Like a hundred percent of dentists if that doesn't seem right, no one's gonna believe that let's just find one dentist that hates it

像百分之百的牙醫一樣，如果看起來不對，沒有人會相信讓我們找到一個討厭它的牙醫

Alright, I just think you mean next name

好吧，我認為你的意思是下一個名字

terrifying fish walks on land

可怕的魚在陸地上行走

breathe air threatens to destroy

呼吸空氣有可能毀滅

Australia now, this is an Avengers level threat Jake Gyllenhaal's saying this is an Avengers level threat

澳大利亞現在，這是一個複仇者級別的威脅Jake Gyllenhaal說這是複仇者級別的威脅

It's a fantastic me and I really like it

這是一個很棒的我，我真的很喜歡它

It makes me laugh and a dragon wither now the case is an Avengers level threat. Damn. You could do that

這讓我笑了，一條龍枯萎了，現在案件是複仇者級別的威脅。該死的。你可以這樣做

Oh, yeah, of course, you could they fight each other?

哦，是的，當然，你們可以互相爭鬥嗎？

No now then I need help for me worthy waves to fight the ender dragon guys. Give me suggestions

不，現在我需要幫助我值得揮手來對抗龍人們。給我一些建議

Come on, another wither meme right after me after I just spawned the wither into my world. Now. This is an Avengers little bit true

來吧，在我剛剛將枯萎產生到我的世界之後，另一個枯萎的meme緊隨其後。現在。這是一個複仇者有點真實

True breaching. Hello Sang's. It's a gmail from a different device. My Google account now this

真正的破壞。你好唱的。這是來自不同設備的Gmail。我的Google帳戶現在就是這個

It's an effective subtle threat. I think this is how it started with the Thomas tank tension

這是一個有效的微妙威脅。我認為這就是托馬斯坦克張力的起源

I mean that's honestly terrifying Avengers

我的意思是說老實說真是太可怕了

Please do something about Thomas the Tank Engine teachers when they see a student in a hoodie now. This is an Avengers level threat

現在，當他們看到一個穿著連帽衫的學生時，請做一些關於托馬斯坦克引擎老師的事情。這是複仇者級別的威脅

Absolutely 100% postman delivered something to my house my dog

絕對100％郵遞員送我的房子給我的狗

If we don't stop global warming, there will be no

如果我們不阻止全球變暖，那就沒有了

42069. Oh my god guys, please do something about Club pooper. I'll do anything. I won't use the plastic straws

哦，天啊，請對Club pooper做些什麼。我會做任何事情。我不會用塑料吸管

I swear let's please I need this I could really use this

我發誓我願意，我需要這個，我真的可以用它

This reminds me of the the zombies snail. If you guys see that that's an Avengers level real Avengers level threat

這讓我想起了殭屍蝸牛。如果你們看到這是一個複仇者級別真正的複仇者等級威脅

So really this snail has been taken over by a parasite and he made its inside

所以真的這只蝸牛已經被寄生蟲接管而且他的內部

mimic

模仿者

Maggots. Oh my god. It's so disgusting

蛆。哦，我的上帝。真是太噁心了

I want to die so that a bird will come and eat it and therefore keep spreading the parasite through the bird

我想死，這樣一隻鳥會來吃它，因此不斷將寄生蟲傳播到鳥兒身上

It's an Avengers level threat Avengers

這是一個複仇者級別的威脅復仇者

If you're listening, please if you're real

如果你在聽，如果你是真的，請

We need you stop this

我們需要你阻止它

I don't like this now something positive to transition from that god-awful news is I'm very proud to present

我不喜歡這個現在從這個可怕的新聞轉變為積極的東西是我非常自豪地呈現

Finally, dr. Phil posting name with you

最後，博士。菲爾和你一起張貼名字

Take it away doctor. Hey, hey everyone. It's dr. Phil here, and I am hosting meme review

帶走醫生。嘿，大家好。是博士。菲爾在這裡，我正在主持meme審查

So here we go. Okay, I'm gonna rate these as I go through

所以我們走了。好的，我會在我經歷時對這些進行評分

This is a pretty good contrast here. But I gotta tell you what I do with good. Charlotte is my business

這是一個非常好的對比。但是我必須告訴你我的所作所為。夏洛特是我的事

Hashtags the little funds I give that an 8 because it's a pretty good contrast. Yep, floating water bottle. Look at the eyes

Hashtags我提供的小資金8，因為它是一個非常好的對比。是的，漂浮的水瓶。看看眼睛

They're Dumbledore who who said Wizards have to have hair I can be bought you can be bald and being a wizard

他們是Dumbledore誰說奇才必須有頭髮我可以買你可以禿頭和成為一個巫師

Ok, this one. I

好的，這個。一世

Don't get it it looks normal to me. I don't see that issue. Okay. Now they made it green

不要明白我看起來很正常。我沒有看到這個問題。好的。現在他們把它變成了綠色

So Steve Harvey and I could share an M&M. That's all this is about

所以Steve Harvey和我可以分享M＆M。這就是全部

They just made it green so we could both be an M&M. They're just saving money

他們只是把它變成綠色所以我們都可以成為M＆M。他們只是省錢

That's all the third one after the floating bottle. I'd give about a two

這是漂浮瓶後的第三個。我會給兩個左右

Green M&M. I give you an eight Oh another M&M melts in your mouth. Not in your Tim's

綠色M＆M。我給你一個八哦，另一個M＆M融化在你的嘴裡。不在你的蒂姆

Okay, this is definitely the ranch class photo of 2019. Yeah, whoever patched this together is definitely going through the ranch. I

好吧，這絕對是2019年的牧場班級照片。是的，無論是誰一起修補這個肯定是通過牧場。一世

Did not think Tommy the Train could look evil but I think you got Tommy the train looking evil teenage girls don't insult me

沒有想到火車的湯米可能看起來很邪惡，但我認為你讓湯米火車看起來邪惡少女不要侮辱我

We understand each other. I just need to pack now the mustache

我們理解彼此。我現在只需要打包小鬍子

Okay, this is like taking the holder off your phone

好的，這就像把手機從手機上取下來一樣

It feels really good for about five minutes, but then you want to put it back on. Okay, what is this?

大約五分鐘感覺非常好，但是你想重新開始。好的，這是什麼？

I'm pointing at the iron or just that just the iron has nothing to do with it, right?

我指的是熨斗或只是鐵與它無關，對吧？

Yeah

是啊

Okay, okay do not pass go do not collect

好吧，好吧不通過去不收集

$200 do not ask Oprah if I'm right, okay

如果我是對的，200美元不要求奧普拉，好的

This is better than the real sonic hedgehog and it's definitely better than the one that they made. Okay

這比真正的聲波刺猬更好，它肯定比他們製作的更好。好的

The ranch is definitely Paul Rudd's fountain of youth. I mean, he never gets older

牧場絕對是保羅·拉德的青春之泉。我的意思是，他永遠不會變老

He must be that you must stay that way by going through the ranch. That's all I can tell you. Okay too long didn't read

他一定是你必須穿過牧場才能保持這種狀態。這就是我可以告訴你的全部內容。好久沒看了

Somebody there are a whole lot better ways to cover up your search history than this

有人有更好的方法來掩蓋你的搜索歷史

this

這個

city

市

Do they make this effort as that? Well, it looks like

他們這樣做了嗎？好吧，看起來像

Autocorrect on closed captioning went really crazy

關閉字幕的自動更正真的很瘋狂

but if you're gonna be flexing on

但是如果你要堅持下去的話

My snout and you don't have honey bees with you

我的鼻子和你沒有蜜蜂在一起

You better bring your lunch because I take that real serious foot fetish fans can now buy silicone feet with built-in

你最好帶上你的午餐，因為我認為真正認真的戀足迷現在可以買內置的矽膠腳

Vaginas what's wrong with people? Well, hey, they said the first assembly line wouldn't work either passed all the Constitution

Vaginas人們有什麼不對？好吧，嘿，他們說第一條裝配線無法通過全部憲法

Who is this guy?

他是誰？

Does something want to be on a fence or something? I don't even know who this guy is

有什麼東西想要在柵欄上嗎？我甚至不知道這個人是誰

We're just a headdress, you know, love this. You ought to see my chest hair, okay?

我們只是一個頭飾，你知道，喜歡這個。你應該看看我的胸毛，好嗎？

See, this is a dog that has found his best life

看，這條狗已經找到了他最好的生活

This dog is living his best life. He's just very much ahead of his time. I liked the way he rolls

這條狗過著他最好的生活。他的時間遠遠超過他的時間。我喜歡他滾動的方式

Why does kid rock the clock? Dr. Phil dressed up like Kid Rock?

孩子為什麼要搖滾鐘？菲爾博士打扮得像Kid Rock？

Okay, we might as well get this straight right now Clark Kent and Superman have been pulling this off for years

好吧，我們現在也可以直截了當地克拉克肯特和超人多年來一直這樣做

You've never seen them in the same room together. Have you ever seen Kid Rock and me in the same room together?

你從來沒有在同一個房間裡見過他們。你有沒有見過Kid Rock和我在同一個房間？

I'm just saying Oh another one. Well, this is me now, right? Hey, I'm just trying to get some of that Bob

我只是在說另一個。嗯，這就是我，對嗎？嘿，我只是想找到一些Bob

What about money? Hey, thanks for having me on pewdiepie and you can subscribe to my youtube channel. Dr

錢怎麼樣？嘿，謝謝你讓我上pewdiepie，你可以訂閱我的youtube頻道。博士

Phil and you can follow me on all other socials Instagram Facebook Twitter all at dr. Phil

菲爾和你可以在博客上關注我所有其他社交Instagram Facebook Twitter。菲爾

You

您