Good evening, everyone

各位晚安

My name is Peter and I don't mean to brag but I have a very large brain just like the person who wrote this god-awful

我是Pewdiepie，我沒有要誇大

Reddit post

但我有一顆超大的腦袋，就跟寫這天才Reddit留言的人

so today we're gonna explore more people with big brains and perhaps

一樣大

You might find that you are big brain as well. I love this one

今天我們要來尋找更多腦袋也這麼大的人

You don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain. You are inside a skeleton

然後你也可能 發現你的腦袋也很大

You're piloting a bone mech that is using meat armor. I never felt more

這篇很棒

Powerful, I mean technically you're not wrong big brain. Very large brain. I bet this guy can whip out a

不是你包覆著骨架，你是一顆腦，是骨架包覆你

Cobblestone generator in half a second my god, so we're all an anime Mecca. That's so cool. To be honest

你是操控骨骼機甲，再一層肉裝甲

It's not

我感覺自己超強（笑）

Premarital sex if you never get married, baby

嚴格上來說好像沒有錯，大腦袋 您腦袋真的頗大

What?

我賭這傢伙可以在半秒內造出鵝卵石製造機

I've been lied to a

天啊

new scientific study

原來我們全部都是機動戰士 好酷喔

claims that fertility is hereditary if your parents didn't have any children chances, are you won't either

說實話，只要你不結婚

It took me a second but big brain that's I

那就不是婚前性行為

Understand this isn't minecraft

大腦袋！

It's funny how we we tend to mimic our parents behavior. What you okay? I got one for you guys

花特

Here's one for you big brains. What smells better?

（你沒玩過Tuber Simulator？）

I'm sending 163 subscribers to BünyaminTV subscribers

我一直都被騙嗎

Nose I

根據最新的科學研究

Get it. I

生育力會遺傳的

Was like what is a nose smell like oh

如果你父母沒有生任何小孩，你大概也不會

You can't spell

我一開始想了一下 可是 大腦袋

v

我有看懂！

Nine-year-olds write that down

這又不是麥塊

Things I wish I didn't know. Okay. This is not big brain. Get out of my sight

我們傾向模仿我們父母的行為這點很有趣吧

So I met a cute guy at the bar last night dance with him says he doesn't have a girlfriend

花特

We exchanged snapchat look him up on Facebook, and he doesn't have a girlfriend

你沒玩過...

He has a wife

好我有一篇要給你們看

the gray

注意了大腦袋們

Everyone knows the smartest people in the world Socrates Stephen Hawking's Einstein

什麼東西聞得比嚐得還好

They all had very large heads

鼻子

Einstein's brain weighed only which is less than average adult male Einstein had small brain

好啦我懂 腦袋很大對不對

small brain

本來還在想鼻子聞起來是什麼味道

Here's one for you youtube lovers. What's the best way to download a YouTube video?

噢

Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint small brain

拼advertisements（廣告）時

Hey if the public

要把semen（精液）夾在tits（奶子）裡面

Bathroom door is locked

9歲小孩們 抄下來！！（笑）

Don't forget to try and repeatedly open it and give the person using it and paralyze be expected

我真希望我不知道，好嗎

It's like when you're waiting for the elevator and the the button is clearly lit up

這腦袋一點都不大，滾出我的視線

But someone comes in anyway and decides to click it for you

我昨天在酒吧遇到一個帥哥 跟他一起跳舞

The door is locked

他說他沒女朋友 我們Snapchat加了好友

I'm sending 163 subscribers to BünyaminTV subscribers

我去FB上面搜尋他

But it I'm having a ship cut in your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each camp

他沒有女朋友

Thus saving space small brain. Very small. My brain is so tiny. This is another typical

可是他有老婆

problem with capitalist America, why can't they just they can clearly fit more tennis ball, but they chose not to

腦袋大

Disgusting people will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper are freaky

大家都知道 世上最聰明的人

Under your breath when you look at their focus. Ah

蘇格拉底、史蒂芬・霍金、愛因斯坦

Wow

他們的頭都超級大

What a fantastic tip that had that is so helpful

愛因斯坦的大腦只有 ... 比一般成年男性的大腦還輕

yeah, I

愛因斯坦是小腦袋？？

Like that one

小腦袋！！（笑）

Only a fool would buy IKEA furniture

再給你們看一篇 Youtube愛好者們

Instead just download the instructions and keep emailing their service department to say that I'm missing a piece

下載Youtube影片有什麼最好的方法？

until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period

把每一秒都截圖下來然後用投影片播

Swedish break this is an old hack everyone in Sweden

嘿如果某間公廁的

Does this come on don't waste my time being vegan has been so freaking easy

門是鎖著的

I literally just stare at the Sun and I'm full. Thanks

記得要反覆嘗試開門 讓裡面的人焦慮到爆

Photosynthesis. I mean, I never tried it so maybe it works. Ah

這就很像在等電梯時 已經有人按按鈕了

If you are behind someone at an ATM late at night

還是會有人走過來再按一次

Let them know that you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck

門是鎖著的喔！！

See this is the kind of stuff that I wish

不要再開門啦！！

People taught me when I was growing up. It takes 45 muscles to frown but only 10 muscles to smile

我在大便啊！！！

Frown all day lose weight get ripped gains

把網球切半可以讓你每桶裝兩倍的球 節省空間

Damn Brian you've been working now. Yeah right now I actually feel it. Damn. I will actually get a big break

小腦袋！！超級小，我腦袋奈米小

My forehead will be massive

這是一個典型的資本主義問題，美國

The games

為什麼他們一桶不能...

Apply garlic to freshly open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

很明顯他們就可以放更多球，可是他們不要

Thank you. This is so helpful. Oh

噁心

God, I've been barely injured garlic, please. What does that help? Okay. Here you go. Ahh

大家不會再給你看他們小孩的照片

I keep a fruit sticker on top of my head so that if cannibals ever eat me

只要你在看照片時

He'll have to peel the sticker off first giving me time to escape

低聲說「啊嘶」

How to learn anything ten

哇喔

Times faster I speed at the video times

真是一個不錯的主意啊 超有幫助的

1.5 so that I can learn

啊嘶

I'm sending 163 subscribers to BünyaminTV subscribers

嗚喔～

Damn oh, I'm sorry. You read books. I listen to audio books at ten times the speed

我喜歡這張

Oh, I'm sorry. You listen ten times the speed I listened at five RT books at the same time in twenty times the speed

到底是尛啦（笑）

It's quick. It's easy and it's free pouring river water into your socks. Why would I do that? LMI?

只有白痴才會買IKEA家具

It's quick. It's easy. It's free you

因為我都下載說明書、每半年寫信跟他們說我少一個零件

Can apply that to anything really buying thirty five words it's quick it's easy. It's

讓他們補寄到我有了全部的零件

You got the point if you ever feel alone watch a horror movie late at night with the lights up

是瑞典腦！

You won't feel so alone anymore

這是老招了，瑞典人都這樣做好嗎

Thanks, Satan. You're the best when a baby on board sticker is a little faded and beat up

拜託 別浪費我時間

You know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram. I

全素他媽有夠簡單

Think I remember that one.

我只要看著太陽我就飽了

I think I keep that one in the memory bank

謝囉光合作用

Thank you very much poke your finger in someone's mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance

我從來沒有試過，也許可以這樣吧

Big brain weight might sell was does it to me? I've seen this one. I got a go pregnant in high school

如果你深夜在ATM站在別人後面

So I told my parents getting bullied and removed

在他們脖子上留個輕柔的吻 讓他們知道你無害

modern from

像這種東西我一直都希望別人在我長大時有教我

Require modern solutions

人皺眉會用到45條肌肉，但微笑只要10條

That is awful by the way, just so we adjust so quickly that is not big brain. That is despicable brain. Same thing actually

整天皺眉，就能減肥，練肌肉，大肌肌

Firing tip profiling tips knees on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

親愛的眉毛你有在努力嗎 現在喔

Damn, hell big brain

我確實有感受到欸 乾 我腦袋真的很大

Very big very large. Brain. Oh

額頭超級大

Oh, here's a good one. If you touch your pee-pee while you watch you can pretend like you were having. Oh

腦袋大！！

Oh

剛切傷或燙傷時趕快敷大蒜，就能立即享受極致疼痛

That took me a long time. Okay?

謝謝你，真的很有幫助

Hey, oh my god taking a little weight off your check luggage that is actually big brain. I like that

喔天，我的傷口有點嚴重，請給我大蒜

We can't do that in I think European airports. They keep them like dang in

那個有什麼幫助？給你

How to get over your fear of the dark as soon as you turn the lights off starts touching peepee poo-poo 'i

我一直都會在頭上貼水果的標籤貼紙

Know monster was to see that

如果食人族想吃我的話

While doing it stare at the corner and whisper tenderly, this is for you. I

他就要先撕掉貼紙，然後我就有時間逃跑

Always thought about like in a horror movie if someone just does something really crazy to throw the monster off

（人類是怎麼了）

But I think this one takes surprise. That's extremely large brain. Not even I would think of that. Mr

如何十倍快速學習任何事情

President Jesus. Well that explains it

我用1.5倍速播影片，所以我學習可以

If you count their wine snug confuse them by using this move oh my god

十！五！倍！速！快！！！

life hack pause and say you can show yourself now every time you're about to leave an

乾

Apparently empty room someday, there might actually be someone there and they will be really impressed

噢抱歉，你看書

I've been doing this for 29 years so far. Nothing happened very large brain

我用十倍速聽有聲書

Now if you have the biggest brain of them

噢抱歉喔，你聽十倍速

All you will be checking out represent calm /pd primer. It is epically big brain

我可是用二十倍速同時聽五本喔

We don't have any big brain merge stuff Spanish cool

又快又簡單又免費：把河水倒進襪子裡

Thanks for watching gamers smash like if you enjoy subscribe and remember to just take like life love

我為什麼會做這件事

Big brain my friend is so big. I don't know how to speak. How do I make outro place what you never played super simulator?

因為又快又簡單又免費

You know, it's fun right I'm not supposed to give my opinion

這根本可以用在所有地方

But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not not convinced yet. Okay. I'll cut you a deal

買Pewdiepie周邊，又快、又簡單、又...

The game is available for free and that's a great price

你懂我的意思就好啦

Swedish prey

如果你覺得寂寞，就深夜關燈看恐怖片