字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 So do I. Take my jacket off. Armed up. Is your name Tiffany Had ish? Yep. Were you born in Los Angeles, California yet? So you're in L. A girl? Yes. Just like her. Not like her, But yes. And you started your career is a stand up comedian. Correct? Yes. So you're confident that your funny Yes. Funnier than me? I don't know. You start on the Carmichael show. Correct? Did I start on it? No. Cold start. Would you call that your big break? No. Are things just gonna keep getting bigger for you from this point on? Yes. Are you nervous right now? Yes. Ready to take a lie detector test? Yeah. Come on. That nervous? I'm excited. Are you worried We'll find something you're trying to hide? No. Is there anything you want to admit? Before we begin? I have to pay. And I might need to take a number two. First up. Let's talk about your life. You used to work in customer service for Alaska Airlines? Yes. The last care lives. That is correct. Would you say that you were good at customer service? I would say I'm I'm excellent at customers Overs do you think you're the type of person who would get swindled into joining a cult? Yes and no. It depends if it's a cute guy. What if it was the Illuminati? Hell, no. So you're not a part of the Illuminati? No, I talked too much. That's the truth too, When they would never, If that's even really is that really is a little naughty room. We should come up to find out. Can you tell a joke in Japanese? You've become quite successful over the past few years. Would you say that that success has changed you? I don't think so. Would anyone describe you as a diva? No. Let I don't think so. I haven't thrown falls and nobody or anything. Not yet. Anyways, what has been your most ridiculous green room request? My most ridiculous green room requests. Yeah, five hour energy drinks. That's it. I mean, I don't I don't have blue free chips. Lavery. Interesting, Bedri. I asked for gluten free chips and you know what they bring me in certain states Tortillas straight up. Corn tortillas. Well, what I do that it Places that don't have little free chips. You ever tell a joke? at a bar mitzvah at bar mitzvahs. Multiples, clean jokes, cling jokes? Yes, and I was the energy producer. That's my type. Would you tell us one of those family friendly jokes right now? A family from junk. Guess my name is Tiffany, Like the diamonds, but I don't have no diamonds. I wish I did. Maybe they should call me if any. Like, if I had money, I'd be Tiffany. That's very funny. That's what I would open with. Have these family friendly jokes ever lead to someone dying? Yes. I didn't kill him. I didn't kill him. Let's be honest. I didn't kill you. The energy, the electricity, they the excitement. Hey, Doddle his own killed herself. I just days. Okay. He didn't kill himself. But I was dancing and with him. And then he fell back. Holding his handle was just the smile on his face. Hayden died here at the hospital. Would you say he died happy? I like to think so. Yes. Do you ever google yourself? Yes. Are you happy with what you find most of the time? Yes. Is there something about you that people will be surprised to find out that my room is junkie. Yes, all the time. He's been the last two years. My bedroom looks like that's where NATO he hurt. Like it looks like an episode of hoarders is bad. I have to sleep on top of my club is quite depressing. If someone were to categorize your hoarding tendencies, they would say you're a stage with like the States to order. It's okay, maybe stage for he made my somebody of What the fuck does that mean? Now let's dive into your career. So you titled your autobiography? The last Black Unicorn? Yes, is the unicorn your spirit Animal unicorn is not much. I don't know what my spirit animal is, to be honest, but I call myself that because I had a work growing out of my forehead as a small as a young girl. And people used to call me dirty, asked you in court. And so I decided to take what they called me and use it to my advantage. And here I am, a unicorn. I'm a magical creature. That's a lot of people that cannot do what I can do. It survived without survive. You put a mark next to that bro, you started the movie girls trip. Yeah, well, no. I co starting gross trip. Do you feel awkward shooting that grapefruit and banana scene? No, that great from banana thing was super fine. The shoot. Did you have to do a lot of takes? I think about eight or so. Somewhere between eight. And 10. What would you say your best? Take Waas. I will say my first take was the best take. Because that's where Jada and Queen Latifah spinning they food in the night decided not to eat during the take. Because I was spitting every time. Was this coast are difficult to work with? No, she was not. She was fun to work with. Does this woman make you laugh on set? Yes. Did you or any of your co stars during the filming of that movie do anything that would be considered illegal? I don't think so. No, but that's later, man. No, thanks. Really. I mean, well, we know that's what I believe. No. Did that check out trying to figure it out? Would you say that this man is funnier than this man? Then I break the machine. Ah, I don't know. I couldn't I couldn't call it because one has a bigger vernacular than the other. But didn't They're both, like, equally funny. I wouldn't say that. Neither is more funnier than the other. Which one has the bigger vernacular? Keegan has a bigger vernacular. Hey, says a new word to you every day that you never heard that she never even knew existed. And you have to go look at it. He's like the word of the day. Do. Would you say that you're funnier than this person, Dave? No, I wouldn't say that. I find him first. And do you intimately know this'd person? Yes, I do. What was the last time you saw her in Atlanta? Was at Atlanta? No, in New York when she performed in New York. That's the last time I saw, but I saw it on TV the other day. But the last time I saw a person is where she performed in New York. It was New Jersey, actually, to be technically correct, but right next door. So is she a better cook than you? I'm here. Cooking is good, my cooking is bad. And if you were to change something about her cooking toe make it as good as yours, you'd say, I don't know. I wouldn't change anything about her cooking. It's not bad. It's This really is goodbye. Much, Just better. Because I do. With the smile, I would suggest she smiles when she doesn't. Okay, let's move on to dating. Okay. Are you single? Yes. Do you enjoy dating? Yes. Would you ever date a fan? Yes. Have you ever dated a fan? I'm just I guess I'm not sure, but get because I think anybody that likes me is a fake period. Are you comfortable with paying on the first date? No, but yet, but now because I've done it. But I don't like it. Do you think there's ever an appropriate time for you to pay on the first date? But no. Do you think you could ever be in an open relationship? Hey, are humans meant to be monogamous? Yes. And some are somewhat just playing hard to get work for you, Not from me. So if you were to party and someone you liked was there, would you try to get their attention? Most definitely. How would you do that? I i e o. Then I walk away and then I'll pop back up again. I'll just keep popping up like a bad penny. Hey, do you wanna hang out with me sometime? And hopefully they say, Most guys, they say, Yes, sure. But then they never answer your phone call. Have you ever been on a dating app? Yes. What is your bio say? That I like Arsenio Hall. I'm a big ice thingy. Oh, let's finish out with pop culture. Did you take Will and Jada Smith on a group on tour? Yes, on a scale of 1 to 10. How high were you? Because have out there as I'm really good covered the alligators. They were cute. There was just chilling looking. Then we thought, the marshmallows. I gotta go crazy for marshmallows. I was incident to the crew's guided the swamp guy like you guys keep giving these alligators much. Mother, don't you think they might get diabetes? And what did he say? He said they'll be fine. Do you think you could ever become Will and Jada Ridge? That that is? My mission is to become Will and Jada Bridge. So yes, I believe it is possible. I want to make $285 million. That's critical by the time I'm 50. Anybody time? $1,006,700. That's it. Yes, I'm 100 millions. Good. Do you manage your own Twitter? Yes, I do. Have you ever been in a Twitter feud? Yes, I have. Do you think it's better to ignore haters or to engage? It depends on who they hate. Aries. It depends on the batteries. But I like I like to let him know that I see them because sometimes I try to hate. They think you don't see him. So I like to let another's. They're being seen. But my Twitter work with ones where the first came out and I got it to live with this kid. I didn't know it was a kid, I thought because I said Tiffany hided should get hit by ice cream check and die. So then I said, Your mom should have swallowed in the maze. Said some more mean stuff. And then I think some more meat stuff. And in a sense, why? I don't know why you would talk to a 16 year old like this, and I was like, What? I don't know why You didn't put that she was 16 in your bio, but I apologize. Okay. Final question throughout this entire interview did you tell anything that might be considered a lie? I don't think so. Have you been truthful this entire time? I'm pretty sure I have. Yes. You're thinking about it. I talked too much.
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