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  • So do I.

  • Take my jacket off.

  • Armed up.

  • Is your name Tiffany Had ish?

  • Yep.

  • Were you born in Los Angeles, California yet?

  • So you're in L.

  • A girl?

  • Yes.

  • Just like her.

  • Not like her, But yes.

  • And you started your career is a stand up comedian.

  • Correct?

  • Yes.

  • So you're confident that your funny Yes.

  • Funnier than me?

  • I don't know.

  • You start on the Carmichael show.

  • Correct?

  • Did I start on it?

  • No.

  • Cold start.

  • Would you call that your big break?

  • No.

  • Are things just gonna keep getting bigger for you from this point on?

  • Yes.

  • Are you nervous right now?

  • Yes.

  • Ready to take a lie detector test?

  • Yeah.

  • Come on.

  • That nervous?

  • I'm excited.

  • Are you worried We'll find something you're trying to hide?

  • No.

  • Is there anything you want to admit?

  • Before we begin?

  • I have to pay.

  • And I might need to take a number two.

  • First up.

  • Let's talk about your life.

  • You used to work in customer service for Alaska Airlines?

  • Yes.

  • The last care lives.

  • That is correct.

  • Would you say that you were good at customer service?

  • I would say I'm I'm excellent at customers Overs do you think you're the type of person who would get swindled into joining a cult?

  • Yes and no.

  • It depends if it's a cute guy.

  • What if it was the Illuminati?

  • Hell, no.

  • So you're not a part of the Illuminati?

  • No, I talked too much.

  • That's the truth too, When they would never, If that's even really is that really is a little naughty room.

  • We should come up to find out.

  • Can you tell a joke in Japanese?

  • You've become quite successful over the past few years.

  • Would you say that that success has changed you?

  • I don't think so.

  • Would anyone describe you as a diva?

  • No.

  • Let I don't think so.

  • I haven't thrown falls and nobody or anything.

  • Not yet.

  • Anyways, what has been your most ridiculous green room request?

  • My most ridiculous green room requests.

  • Yeah, five hour energy drinks.

  • That's it.

  • I mean, I don't I don't have blue free chips.

  • Lavery.

  • Interesting, Bedri.

  • I asked for gluten free chips and you know what they bring me in certain states Tortillas straight up.

  • Corn tortillas.

  • Well, what I do that it Places that don't have little free chips.

  • You ever tell a joke?

  • at a bar mitzvah at bar mitzvahs.

  • Multiples, clean jokes, cling jokes?

  • Yes, and I was the energy producer.

  • That's my type.

  • Would you tell us one of those family friendly jokes right now?

  • A family from junk.

  • Guess my name is Tiffany, Like the diamonds, but I don't have no diamonds.

  • I wish I did.

  • Maybe they should call me if any.

  • Like, if I had money, I'd be Tiffany.

  • That's very funny.

  • That's what I would open with.

  • Have these family friendly jokes ever lead to someone dying?

  • Yes.

  • I didn't kill him.

  • I didn't kill him.

  • Let's be honest.

  • I didn't kill you.

  • The energy, the electricity, they the excitement.

  • Hey, Doddle his own killed herself.

  • I just days.

  • Okay.

  • He didn't kill himself.

  • But I was dancing and with him.

  • And then he fell back.

  • Holding his handle was just the smile on his face.

  • Hayden died here at the hospital.

  • Would you say he died happy?

  • I like to think so.

  • Yes.

  • Do you ever google yourself?

  • Yes.

  • Are you happy with what you find most of the time?

  • Yes.

  • Is there something about you that people will be surprised to find out that my room is junkie.

  • Yes, all the time.

  • He's been the last two years.

  • My bedroom looks like that's where NATO he hurt.

  • Like it looks like an episode of hoarders is bad.

  • I have to sleep on top of my club is quite depressing.

  • If someone were to categorize your hoarding tendencies, they would say you're a stage with like the States to order.

  • It's okay, maybe stage for he made my somebody of What the fuck does that mean?

  • Now let's dive into your career.

  • So you titled your autobiography?

  • The last Black Unicorn?

  • Yes, is the unicorn your spirit Animal unicorn is not much.

  • I don't know what my spirit animal is, to be honest, but I call myself that because I had a work growing out of my forehead as a small as a young girl.

  • And people used to call me dirty, asked you in court.

  • And so I decided to take what they called me and use it to my advantage.

  • And here I am, a unicorn.

  • I'm a magical creature.

  • That's a lot of people that cannot do what I can do.

  • It survived without survive.

  • You put a mark next to that bro, you started the movie girls trip.

  • Yeah, well, no.

  • I co starting gross trip.

  • Do you feel awkward shooting that grapefruit and banana scene?

  • No, that great from banana thing was super fine.

  • The shoot.

  • Did you have to do a lot of takes?

  • I think about eight or so.

  • Somewhere between eight.

  • And 10.

  • What would you say your best?

  • Take Waas.

  • I will say my first take was the best take.

  • Because that's where Jada and Queen Latifah spinning they food in the night decided not to eat during the take.

  • Because I was spitting every time.

  • Was this coast are difficult to work with?

  • No, she was not.

  • She was fun to work with.

  • Does this woman make you laugh on set?

  • Yes.

  • Did you or any of your co stars during the filming of that movie do anything that would be considered illegal?

  • I don't think so.

  • No, but that's later, man.

  • No, thanks.

  • Really.

  • I mean, well, we know that's what I believe.

  • No.

  • Did that check out trying to figure it out?

  • Would you say that this man is funnier than this man?

  • Then I break the machine.

  • Ah, I don't know.

  • I couldn't I couldn't call it because one has a bigger vernacular than the other.

  • But didn't They're both, like, equally funny.

  • I wouldn't say that.

  • Neither is more funnier than the other.

  • Which one has the bigger vernacular?

  • Keegan has a bigger vernacular.

  • Hey, says a new word to you every day that you never heard that she never even knew existed.

  • And you have to go look at it.

  • He's like the word of the day.

  • Do.

  • Would you say that you're funnier than this person, Dave?

  • No, I wouldn't say that.

  • I find him first.

  • And do you intimately know this'd person?

  • Yes, I do.

  • What was the last time you saw her in Atlanta?

  • Was at Atlanta?

  • No, in New York when she performed in New York.

  • That's the last time I saw, but I saw it on TV the other day.

  • But the last time I saw a person is where she performed in New York.

  • It was New Jersey, actually, to be technically correct, but right next door.

  • So is she a better cook than you?

  • I'm here.

  • Cooking is good, my cooking is bad.

  • And if you were to change something about her cooking toe make it as good as yours, you'd say, I don't know.

  • I wouldn't change anything about her cooking.

  • It's not bad.

  • It's This really is goodbye.

  • Much, Just better.

  • Because I do.

  • With the smile, I would suggest she smiles when she doesn't.

  • Okay, let's move on to dating.

  • Okay.

  • Are you single?

  • Yes.

  • Do you enjoy dating?

  • Yes.

  • Would you ever date a fan?

  • Yes.

  • Have you ever dated a fan?

  • I'm just I guess I'm not sure, but get because I think anybody that likes me is a fake period.

  • Are you comfortable with paying on the first date?

  • No, but yet, but now because I've done it.

  • But I don't like it.

  • Do you think there's ever an appropriate time for you to pay on the first date?

  • But no.

  • Do you think you could ever be in an open relationship?

  • Hey, are humans meant to be monogamous?

  • Yes.

  • And some are somewhat just playing hard to get work for you, Not from me.

  • So if you were to party and someone you liked was there, would you try to get their attention?

  • Most definitely.

  • How would you do that?

  • I i e o.

  • Then I walk away and then I'll pop back up again.

  • I'll just keep popping up like a bad penny.

  • Hey, do you wanna hang out with me sometime?

  • And hopefully they say, Most guys, they say, Yes, sure.

  • But then they never answer your phone call.

  • Have you ever been on a dating app?

  • Yes.

  • What is your bio say?

  • That I like Arsenio Hall.

  • I'm a big ice thingy.

  • Oh, let's finish out with pop culture.

  • Did you take Will and Jada Smith on a group on tour?

  • Yes, on a scale of 1 to 10.

  • How high were you?

  • Because have out there as I'm really good covered the alligators.

  • They were cute.

  • There was just chilling looking.

  • Then we thought, the marshmallows.

  • I gotta go crazy for marshmallows.

  • I was incident to the crew's guided the swamp guy like you guys keep giving these alligators much.

  • Mother, don't you think they might get diabetes?

  • And what did he say?

  • He said they'll be fine.

  • Do you think you could ever become Will and Jada Ridge?

  • That that is?

  • My mission is to become Will and Jada Bridge.

  • So yes, I believe it is possible.

  • I want to make $285 million.

  • That's critical by the time I'm 50.

  • Anybody time?

  • $1,006,700.

  • That's it.

  • Yes, I'm 100 millions.

  • Good.

  • Do you manage your own Twitter?

  • Yes, I do.

  • Have you ever been in a Twitter feud?

  • Yes, I have.

  • Do you think it's better to ignore haters or to engage?

  • It depends on who they hate.

  • Aries.

  • It depends on the batteries.

  • But I like I like to let him know that I see them because sometimes I try to hate.

  • They think you don't see him.

  • So I like to let another's.

  • They're being seen.

  • But my Twitter work with ones where the first came out and I got it to live with this kid.

  • I didn't know it was a kid, I thought because I said Tiffany hided should get hit by ice cream check and die.

  • So then I said, Your mom should have swallowed in the maze.

  • Said some more mean stuff.

  • And then I think some more meat stuff.

  • And in a sense, why?

  • I don't know why you would talk to a 16 year old like this, and I was like, What?

  • I don't know why You didn't put that she was 16 in your bio, but I apologize.

  • Okay.

  • Final question throughout this entire interview did you tell anything that might be considered a lie?

  • I don't think so.

  • Have you been truthful this entire time?

  • I'm pretty sure I have.

  • Yes.

  • You're thinking about it.

  • I talked too much.

So do I.

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