If I can match all five of you to your secret,

I'm going to win a prize.

The first secret is, my first time

babysitting on Jersey Shore, I got hit on by the kids' dad.

The next one is, my first meal out of prison

was pizza with some sex.

[LAUGHTER]

That's a hard one.

Martha.

[LAUGHTER]

Next, I like to sleep in the shower.

Hmm.

[LAUGHTER]

Next, I once tried to put a breakup spell on my ex using

broccoli and matches.

[LAUGHTER]

Hmm.

And finally, Snoop got me stoned for my first time in Hollywood.

[LAUGHTER]

Woo!

[CHEERING]

The first thing I'm going to do is,

I'm going to take this and put it right where

I know it's supposed to go.

My first meal out of prison was pizza with some hot sex.

[LAUGHTER]

I think it's Mike, The Situation.

[CHEERING]

Don't try to look the other way.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

You trying to look the other way, like it ain't you.

Is it you, Snooki?

Deena?

It's one of you women that have that kind of MILF

look about yourself.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh!

[INAUDIBLE]

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Me?

Pardon.

I like to sleep in the shower.

That's convenient.

[LAUGHTER]

Shower, sleep, shower, sleep, shower, sleep, shower, sleep.

[CHEERING]

I once tried to put a breakup spell on my ex using broccoli

and matches.

This sound like some [BLEEP] Martha would do.

[LAUGHTER]

First of all, using vegetables and matches?

I'm going with you, Martha.

That just seem like something that you would have done.

[LAUGHTER]

Cool.

Snooki.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERING]

Oh my God.

Are you really expecting to win, Snoop?

I'm not worrying about you.

I'm going to ask my judges.

Judges, how many do I have correct?

[DING]

Oh!

[LAUGHTER]

Damn!

Wow.

Wow.

[LAUGHS]

That says a lot about what I know.

You seemed very confident.

Everything, obviously.

Maybe take them all off and restart.

I don't know.

Take a breather.

Um, uh, uh, uh.

I sleep in the shower.

What's that?

Now, what did you put on here?

You sleep in the shower.

I never would sleep in the shower.

Are you crazy?

Snoop got me high.

You crazy?

My shower is uncomfortable.

What do you got?

What do I have now?

What do I got?

What do I--

Who am I?

What's mine say?

Judges--

[CHEERING]

--how many do I got right now?

[BUZZER]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh my God.

Horrible.

Give up, Snoop.

No.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[YELLS]

Oh, Snoop.

This is bad.

Should we tell him?

No, no.

No?

No, no, don't you dare.

Don't you dare tell me nothing.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't want to know anything.

Ask the judges.

Ask judges, Snoop.

Judges, what is it?

[DING]

Yeah!

[SCREAMING]

Yeah!

[CHEERING]

I'm the greatest.

You got it.

Oh.

[CHEERING]

How did he do that?

He did it!

[INAUDIBLE]

That's how you play Spill the Tea.

But players, I'm getting a $25 Olive Garden gift card.

[CHEERING]

And for sharing your secrets, you're all getting a 65" TCL--

We get a 65" television.

--Roku TV!

Look, look.

[CHEERING]

Yes!

Jersey Shore Family Vacation returns

Thursday, February 27th at 8:00 PM on MTV.

We'll be right back.

Don't you touch that gizmo.

Hi, I'm Andy.

Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

so you can see more awesome videos,

like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen

and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.

[SCREAMS]

Ah!

[BLEEP]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

God!

[BLEEP]