Getanythingwiththissauce, andtheybringyoulike a pinklikePeptoBismolNok.
I likebunchofcabbageandstuffandyoujustgobiteforbite.
Andit's like, Okay, let's doanother.
It's likethisweirdrideyoutakewithyourfriend.
Wedidthat.
Well, let's goonanotherride.
Can I askyouhowyou'resittingonthisstool?
Areyourfeetbothonthemiddlebar?
Yeah, they'regonnaputonthegroundand I don't feellike I'm sitting.
Youknow, I mixeditupeveryoncein a while.
I feellikethrowingitoff.
There's a littlestylewithit, Missstraddlethethingthat's likethelegofthetableandjustreallyactuallyjoinyouhere.
Whatevermakesyoucomfortable, Michael, I lookmorecomfortable.
That's good.
I wanttostartbytakingitbacktotheearlydayswhenyou're a nineyearolddoingcommercialauditionsbythehundredsinthehighlycompetitiveworldofchildcommercialacting, didyouevergetbackstabbedordoublecrossbyanotherfifthgrader?
Therewere, liketwokidswhowereliketheKobeBryantoflike, thechildcommercialring, andtheyjustbookedeverythingandyougoto a commercial.
Itwaslike, Youknow, it's justlikeit's likethere's a C standwithan X andthereyoudothatfor, like, 100 timesbecauseit's veryimportantthatyoudointherightplace.
Yeah, andthenButthewholecommercialwaslike a C G I extravaganza.
Anditcouldbe, I think, kindofpoliticalthingor a personalitything.
It's, butthere's, like a balanced.
Youkindoflearnyourplacelike a family.
Almost.
It's delicious.
Thatone, Dom, putitinthebag.
Yeah, okay, we'llgivethatonetogetsomegifts.
That's cool.
Youdon't youget a littleswagbag.
That's awesome.
ThisisfromThunderBay, Ontario.
Andyou'refromOntario.
I'm fromOntario.
Beautifulforthehomies.
Yeah, they'redoing a nicejoboftherejustaspeppersauceand a littlebit.
Can I askyoulikeyoumustbekindoflikebyvirtueoftheshow, Liketunedintotheworldofhotsauce a littlebitmorethan I'd liketobe a verynicelycuratedafter, saythankyou.
Eventhecolorscheme.
Like, I guessyouputsomethoughtintoheavenbecauseSchoenberger, whohelpedmakethiswholethingtogetherhehassleeplessnightseveryseason, everyseason.
Sowhenyou're a belovedcharacterthat's incultmovieslikeScottPilgrimaresuperbad.
Youendupsometimeshaving a personathattakeson a lifeofitsown.
HaveyouseenthewaytheInternethasmadeyouitsown?
ViameansandcornersofReddit?
Doyoueverpokearound?
Doesitscareyou?
Areyoufascinatedbyit?
Maybeitscaresme.
I don't think I wanttoknow.
Notthat I youknow, it's kindofnicein a way, but I'm notjust a bigInternetguy, really.
YourfriendandSuperbadcostarJonahHillhasthislargerthanlifeonlinepersona, inlargepartbecausehe's like a streetstyleicon, right?
HaveyoueverheardofJonahHillDay?
Yeah, Well, fromJoan.
I heardofit.
I waswithJonahlastweekandhewenttoJonahHillDaythatmorning I sawhavesoprobability.
I mean, that's a braveIt's great, though.
I mean, I lovethathedidthatbecauseit's mybuddiesthatputiton.
Okay, guysonceandJamesgotoutfailingupwards.
SowhenJonahwasonKimmel, hewaslike, I wastooshytogothefirstyearandthenthe 2nd 1 itwasjustringingoffandhehadsuch a greattime.
Yeah, itsoundslike a greatthingtodo.
I mean, I wasinspiredbyJonahdoingthat.
Atfirst, I think I'd bescared, Butthenitwaslikehehad a greattime, right?
I mean, also, I thinkhelikedjustgothimselfintheframeofmindof, like, I'm justgonnagobethislikeit's like, kindof a characterorsomething, likethepersontheywantyoutobeorwhateveryouraretothem.
AndthatdayjustgoBethat.
I mean, it's likegoingandshootingsomethingorsomething.
I mean, itmadeJonahlikeDoubledownandJonahgettingirritatedmadehimfunnier, madeJonahfunnier, andChrisjustdeflectedlikehejustheheis a guywhodoesnotcareinreallife.
Thissauceisextremelyhotconsumed, onedropat a timewithextremecaution.
It's hot.
Staystillintoit.
I likeChipotle.
Noproblem.
I mean, a littlepaininthemouth.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
I'vedonegreat.
It's nottogettoometa.
But I dowanttotalktoyou a littlebitaboutthedynamicsof a celebrityinterviewbecauseit's somethingthatwethinkaboutallthetimeinthisfreakshowthatsogamewedecidedtojoininon.
I heardyoumakeaninterestingpointabouthowsometimesyourHollywoodinterviewscancause a bitof a kerfufflesimplybecauseyoucan't matchthegigawattenergyofwhoeverisinfrontofyouortheplatform.
Canyouexplainthatforme?
Well, it's liketryingtotalknormally.
Tonguehurts.
Um, you'redoinglike a junket, andsometimesthethingyouhave, like, 10 peoplerollthroughin a day.
Butthelessonofthatmovieiskindofhardislike, Well, justfind a groupoffriendsthatyoufitinperfectlywith, andyou'llbehappyifyou'restuckin a rutofyourdaytodayexistence.
Youwantexpandyourmind?
WhatfilmwouldMichaelSarahpullofftheshelf?
A rutofdaytodayexistenceandsomethingthat's like a fantasything, I guess.
Maybeworldon a wire.
TheFassbendermovieJustcausethat's like a reallyfunsciencefictionmovie.
Canyougiveme a moviethatyou'd recommendwhenyou'retrippingballsonpsychedelicmushrooms?
Fantasticplanet.
Youfindsomethinganimatedorlike, um, spiritedaway?
I justwatchedthatwithmyniece.
It's a littlescaryforkids.
I think I gotitforherforhereighthbirthdayandwewerewatching.
And, like, halfwaythrough, I waskindoflike, Isthistooscary?
But I thinkshewas a littledisturbedbyit.
Allright, Michael.
Sara.
Allright, sothisisthelastdabway.
CallitthelastDAB.
Becauseit's traditionaroundheretoput a littleextraonthelastwing.
Okay?
Youdon't havetoIfyoudon't wanttogo, I will, Butshouldbenoproblemforyou, myfriends.
I waswithmyfriendslastnightandthey're a coupleandtheyhave a bet.