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Donald Trump may not be the best
at managing a crisis or getting funding
to all the hospitals that need it to buy masks
or doing anything presidential.
But we can't deny the man is great at words.
And don't take my word for it.
Take his words for it.
An example of the...
"Peer...no Ricard."
To the highest level of "activis..."
I-I mean, if you-- if you take a look at what we did...
And that's, uh...
"Remdesa...voir."
Truly spentafla-flacular.
Now, you may remember this or you may not
because it sort of happened before corona went crazy,
but, uh, this is actually a great time to get back
into our Trump's Best Words competition.
Because before we started The Daily Social Distancing Show,
The Daily Show had an online bracket
where you could choose Trump's best words,
'cause, I mean, we got to find the best word of all time.
And so Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. have some updates
on which words are in the "liege."
Yo. What up, man?
How you hanging, man? You good? You good so far?
-Yeah. You know... -Good. The shirt, the shirt,
The hair's a little bit better. All right.
Yeah, I'm naked from the waist down, but we're in quarantine.
That's more information than I needed to hear.
Have you voted yet, Kosta?
Oh, my God. Is it Election Day?
(sighs) I'm talking about Trump's Best Words,
The Daily Show bracket game that we're playing right now,
picking the best words Trump mispronounced.
We're down to the Sweet 16, bro.
Yeah. Or as Trump would say, the Sweat Shishteen.
Now, the first matchup we have in the Sweat Shishteen
is "Nazzeez" versus "Infantroopen."
And the Combat "Infantroopen" Badge...
The "Nazzeez"...
Don't take this out of context, Roy, but I like the "Nazzeez."
You heard it here first, people.
-Kosta loves the "Nazzeez." -That's not what I'm...
All right, here's another one, Roy.
-Yeah. -"Criminacle" versus "anonommess anomonissss."
By an "anonommess,"
really, an "anomonissss..."
Shield and shelter "criminacle"--
Look, look, wait...
It's definitely not a smooth criminal,
-I'll tell you that much. -I actually like "criminacle."
I feel like it's "criminal" but with a tentacle.
-What about this matchup? -'Kay.
"Heroilynn" versus "sta-ticks-six."
You're gonna see some "sta-ticks..."
"suh-ticks-six" coming out.
"Heroilynn" alone,
if you look at the heroin epidemic...
I like "heroilynn,"
'cause it's like he's trying to say "heroin"
but then he thought of a woman named Marilyn's name
and he tried to string 'em together.
Marilyn, where's my heroin?
Yeah. Like, does he normally buy his heroin from Marilyn?
All right, what about this matchup?
"Transpants" versus "oranges."
I hope they now go and take a look at the "oranges,"
the "oranges" of the, uh, uh, investigation,
the beginnings.
Receive heart, lung, and liver "transpants" annually.
Well, I'm gonna go with "transpants,"
'cause I'm not wearing any transpants right now,
as I already told you. (whistles)
I'm not even in the same building as you,
and I just feel the need to social distance
just a little more.
You've got less than two days
to vote for Trump's best words at DailyShowBracket.com.
Yo, I'm loving the beard. I might grow me one.
Oh, yeah? I was gonna shave it,
but I-I don't have the time right now, you know?