Name: 印尼的史前藝術、災難性的求婚和悲傷的聖誕老人照片｜每日秀 (Prehistoric Art in Indonesia, a Disastrous Prom Proposal & Sad Santa Photos | The Daily Show)
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Every year we learn more about our past as human beings,

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might mean that our past is much older than we thought.

Archaeologists are amazed and excited by the discovery

of prehistoric cave art recently found in Indonesia.

Cave art being studied by Griffith University adademics

BRUMM: It shows this incredible hunting scene,

NEWSMAN: The big concern now is that the Sulawesi artwork

This image is... is peeling away off the wall, essentially.

It could be gone within our own lifetime.

This art lasted 44,000 years, and then these guys show up

like, "Oh, no, it's in danger. Aw, look at that.

"Look, when I scratch it, it comes right off.

We got to do something, mate. Bring the sandblaster."

about discovering ancient art in a cave is that it shows

that cavemen were more creative than we think.

And it also shows that they didn't give a shit

Yeah. They're just like, "Screw it, we got no heat, no water.

And I'm always impressed that scientists can date

You know, it must be, like, a really crazy chemical analysis.

of one of Bernie Sanders' childhood photos.

when young people work up the courage to get rejected

by someone who didn't even know they exist.

A Carson City teen regained the full use of his hand,

but it came at the expense of another one of his body parts.

Aidan says he wasn't able to use the thumb he sawed off,

trying to make his girlfriend an invitation to prom

He says he's thankful it wasn't much worse.

Like, I'm glad the doctors were able to give him his hand back,

and I'm genuinely impressed at his great attitude.

Like, he had to replace his thumb with a toe,

but he's still like, "You know what, life goes on."

I get a pimple on my forehead, I'm like, "I'm gonna die!

And, guys, you got to admit, science is amazing.

'Cause I didn't know doctors could put your toe on your hand

'Cause that basically means that our toes

Yeah, you know what it's like? It's like when a shirt

That's what God designed-- if we lose a finger,

we can just be like, "Oh, well, seven more to go."

And in some ways, it might even be better

having some of your fingers be toes, you know?

Like, now you can get a mani-pedi at the same time.

Just... And by the way, what an upgrade for that toe.

Can we admit that? Yes? I bet all the other toes

must have thrown it a huge going-away party.

"Don't forget us when you're holding things, Middy!

"and I'll tell you what the inside of a nose looks like!

I actually wonder if this works for other parts of the body.

I mean, it must be possible to swap parts,

because Donald Trump uses a vagina as a neck. I mean...

Yeah. Just like, "Sometimes I grab me by the pussy."

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印尼的史前藝術、災難性的求婚和悲傷的聖誕老人照片｜每日秀 (Prehistoric Art in Indonesia, a Disastrous Prom Proposal & Sad Santa Photos | The Daily Show)

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