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  • said, Yo, Charlie's, That's me.

  • Today you'll be taking a lie detector test.

  • So dramatic is pretty dramatic.

  • Dramatic because you guys, one of you will be hooked up to the machine and the other will conduct the interview and then you'll switch.

  • So who wants to go first?

  • I'll go.

  • I love Jesus.

  • You.

  • This was a terrible idea.

  • It's nice to know a computer from 1984.

  • Okay.

  • Hi.

  • Set.

  • Please don't ask me if I've seen that thing.

  • Is your name set?

  • Rogan.

  • It is beginning real time results.

  • Have you ever smoked?

  • Are you nervous?

  • Are you?

  • You're Canadian?

  • Correct?

  • I I am a dual citizen.

  • Is it true that Canadians are nicer than Americans?

  • I think they are.

  • Who do you?

  • Is it the nicer Canadian?

  • Yeah.

  • Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

  • Um, I'm gonna save Ryan Reynolds.

  • And I said, because I've never met Ryan Gosling.

  • Is that true?

  • It is true.

  • That's true.

  • You may be nervous.

  • I have or not.

  • I have that right, Reynolds.

  • And he's delightful.

  • He's a lot nicer than a guy that handsome needs to be.

  • He's as nice a short It's a running joke.

  • Jeez, and Canadians are more attractive than Americans.

  • That is not as a rule, think Canadian politicians are more attractive than American politicians.

  • Yes, it's hard to read.

  • Are you upset that this Canadian I never asked you to be on his show?

  • She I mean, I hosted his show, but I'm not Florence.

  • I'm not upset that I have.

  • I have said I haven't been a cast member on this hill, though, that I would not do good at that.

  • But he is a lovely.

  • He's been very nice to be learned.

  • There's not a lot of Canadian Jews, so you stick together when you meet one.

  • Okay, focus.

  • Right is, uh, Canadian Bacon.

  • Better than American begins.

  • No, maybe turn in my own country.

  • Canadian Bacon is weird.

  • It's have I'll just come clean.

  • It's half that.

  • It's what you know is ab.

  • It's ham in a pan.

  • It's pan.

  • Have.

  • It's like British bacon.

  • That floppy.

  • It's a floppy disk.

  • You are baking to be crispy.

  • And I'm sorry.

  • Whoa.

  • You grew up doing karate in Canada.

  • Yes, I did, yes.

  • Did you think karate was cool?

  • I did the ground.

  • He was cool.

  • The karate kid was one of my favorite movies.

  • Were you more of a Danny liver?

  • So we're Johnny Lawrence type fighter.

  • You know, I got into crop because I like Danny Lo Russo.

  • But as I did cry anymore, I learned I was more of a cobra way swept the foot.

  • We did foot sweeps.

  • Are you a black belt?

  • No, I was a brown belt.

  • You click it over the Oh, what's the click?

  • Ok.

  • Do you think you could beat me in a fight?

  • No, I definitely know.

  • I truthfully don't think I can do it.

  • If I'd like an implement a stick bullet did or something.

  • I never shot it.

  • Other than that.

  • No, I had to.

  • Did you begin your career doing stand up?

  • I did.

  • Is it true your mom drove you to your first stand up?

  • She did.

  • You met your writing partner, Evan Goldberg in Burma.

  • It's for class, right?

  • I did.

  • Was his Berman's for more fun than yours.

  • Probably because he had a fake tattoo guy at his bar mitzvah and I had square dancing teacher in my apartment.

  • If you were ever gonna ask a kid what's cooler?

  • Fake tattoo guy or square teacher?

  • guy.

  • I think they attacked you guys.

  • It would take.

  • Do you think he became a man after your brother?

  • I think I'm still your best friend.

  • Yeah, I am.

  • I your best friend?

  • No.

  • I give.

  • You and Evan were also both writers on Ali G show.

  • We were you.

  • Is that where you met your wife?

  • Sort of.

  • Someone who worked on that show introduced me to my wife.

  • Was this your first major role?

  • It was fixing geeks a little.

  • Do you stay in touch with the other actors?

  • I do.

  • I've talked to both of them in the last month.

  • I would say, Do you think it was canceled too soon?

  • I do think it was Chancellor to suit and I didn't yell at the guy who canceled it, actually backstage in s and at once.

  • Is there a reunion in the works?

  • No.

  • No.

  • If you had to set me up with one of your former co stars, who would be Jason Man's, Lucas, Zach, Afro own or Nicole?

  • That's a good question.

  • Probably.

  • Weirdly man Su cas.

  • Yeah, he's great.

  • You'll meet him tonight, actually.

  • Hey, baby, baby, it's a setup.

  • But that I'm sorry to crawl it, Zach.

  • That's too young for you, right?

  • By my e.

  • I mean, sure, but here, But I'm right.

  • Just like, you know, You're a different place.

  • Okay, I'm going.

  • Are you high right now?

  • And don't lie weed on you right now.

  • No, I don't think I do know.

  • I I got nervous because I thought I might have we smoked weed together.

  • I think so.

  • Probably.

  • Right.

  • Yeah.

  • Hit here.

  • There.

  • Do you think I'd be fun to be high with?

  • Yes.

  • More fun than this person.

  • In some ways, that's true.

  • It iss Yeah, that's a compliment.

  • That is a compliment.

  • You bring different things.

  • Okay.

  • What about this person?

  • David Harbour?

  • Anything he is?

  • We flew back on an airplane with them recently.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • More, more fun.

  • Me or him.

  • You're more fun.

  • He's great.

  • But what about him?

  • What about this guy post Malone?

  • I'm more fun or is he more fun to be high with?

  • I would rather hang out with you.

  • Thing is amazing.

  • Is that true?

  • Yeah, he's telling the truth.

  • It is.

  • I mean, it's fun and, like, third impact on God.

  • Okay.

  • Or how about this guy.

  • This is a tough one.

  • Focus.

  • If this one Michael Sara looks like now I e mailed a couple years.

  • Yeah, you Dateline actually way.

  • It's like a real deposition.

  • I was e would be terrible.

  • I hope I've never deposed.

  • Okay.

  • Do you think that this person might go?

  • No.

  • This this person Did he Did he really inhaled?

  • Did he actually?

  • Do you think he probably smoked weed?

  • Come on, this guy.

  • I'm not being okay.

  • Yes, I do think Well, Clinton the nails.

  • Have you given your door dog?

  • Zelda Weed.

  • Once we blew smoke in your face, and then she stared me in the eyes and peed right in front of me.

  • Don't do this ever again.

  • And I should get my dogs.

  • No, probably not.

  • If you do do it outside.

  • Okay.

  • At any point during this interview, did you lie?

  • No.

  • And we didn't catch you.

  • Just be honest.

  • Be cool.

  • If I could be delighted if you didn't lie.

  • One good skill that once let me try to beat it Asked me something and I just want to see if I can beat this Dude, Do you have a double D size press, Unfortunately, maybe so.

  • That's not a big B or a small TV.

  • Are are you a Russian Polish?

  • 80 year old woman?

  • Yes.

  • No dice, thank God.

  • But one day I will.

  • It's a little tight.

  • Okay.

  • Ready?

  • Are you ready?

  • Yes, I'm ready.

  • Is your name Charlie's there?

  • Yes.

  • Actually pronounced.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Throwing Charlie Stone?

  • Yes.

  • Are you nervous right now?

  • No, I don't think so.

  • I don't give a You hear about this?

  • Let's get started.

  • You were born in South Africa.

  • Is that correct?

  • Yes.

  • But you don't have a South African accident right now?

  • Yes.

  • Is that because you have a good pretend American accent?

  • You're just doing it all the time.

  • No, really.

  • I learned English like an American.

  • Okay.

  • What's the most South African thing you could say right now?

  • South African or or Afrikaans?

  • Just South African thing.

  • You know, we'll get questions.

  • Most African thing you could see right now, Uh, let's have a little bright tonight.

  • I eyes that.

  • Is that the most South African thing she could have said in this.

  • Okay, good.

  • How would the computer it would know if you knew somewhere in your head There was a bore.

  • South Africa.

  • Um, you speak off for cons, right?

  • I do.

  • Yes.

  • Can you tell me what you think of me in all Africans?

  • I think, Guys.

  • A bio.

  • Lucca.

  • Oh, and yes, by, uh, Bayous Knox.

  • His definite dvt snarks.

  • The police knocks the main server the king.

  • And you're fun and make it work.

  • Was that right?

  • Do ice knocks?

  • That's right.

  • You do, Snarks.

  • Do you think it's fair that I am in the line, King and you're not?

  • I do think that's completely fair.

  • Okay, I appreciate that.

  • You could just be happy for me.

  • Happy for you.

  • I'm glad Dave Matthews is also South African.

  • Yes, I think so.

  • I think he's half South African.

  • I don't like people you sing with.

  • No, I love Dave Matthews.

  • Three Dave Matthews songs.

  • U um uh, Crash.

  • Uh, what this is is watching this.

  • This is not lying.

  • Don't worry about it.

  • Do you like Matthew?

  • Yes, I d'oh.

  • But you don't know three of us.

  • What about Di?

  • Aunt Ward D Aunt Evelyn?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, I like theon twist.

  • What concert would you rather go see with me?

  • D and Ford for Dave Matthews.

  • Oh, Dion.

  • You would enjoy that more.

  • I would like GM toward the end of you.

  • Dave Matthews concert.

  • They're amazing.

  • You can't be married to a Jewish woman and not have been dragged with.

  • Tell me about it.

  • These are photos of you in 1996 in 2019.

  • Are you aware that you have not aged?

  • I just have a lot of Are you aware that we owe yes or no?

  • No.

  • Ive age.

  • Okay?

  • I have aged.

  • Are you about No.

  • Ive age.

  • How can you be eventually?

  • Just know I'm not a vampire.

  • A lot of people have been talking about it.

  • This whole thing was reversed.

  • Engineered for us to find a chance to ask you.

  • I'm not a vampire.

  • You won the Oscar for best actress in 2004.

  • Is that correct?

  • Yes.

  • Where do you keep your Oscar in the TV room?

  • Is your Oscar your boast?

  • Prize possession?

  • No, but its top five, right?

  • No.

  • Okay, people money ever got talk, though.

  • Would you consider selling your Oscar?

  • Well, that's tough.

  • I wouldn't want Thio were sold to me.

  • You can borrow it from a thank you.

  • Do you think I would be a good Oscar host?

  • Yes.

  • Thank you.

  • We share some intimate scenes in our film.

  • Me?

  • Yes.

  • By a better kisser than Vin De.

  • So I don't want to know the answer to that.

  • Yes, you are.

  • Thank God you have a photo of in diesel.

  • Just in case nobody knows who we carry them everywhere.

  • I have a stack of Theo.

  • What about this person?

  • Uh, no, She's a good kisser.

  • She is a very sheet Chris.

  • Christina Ricci.

  • She's a very good kisser.

  • What about this man?

  • I would say it's a tie.

  • Good.

  • I'll take it.

  • Move on.

  • Don't, Ted, Don't answer that way.

  • You don't need to know.

  • What way.

  • No, not lying.

  • There you go again.

  • So I don't give a You don't give a shit.

  • Do you think I'm a better singer than this man?

  • No.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • It's Seth McFarland.

  • Yes, yes.

  • No, he's an amazing singer.

  • Sorry.

  • Have you ever been on a dating app?

  • No.

  • Have you ever gotten too drunk on the first date?

  • Yes.

  • Too stoned?

  • Yes.

  • You're mentioned in the German song Omega Bike Ortega I waas barely.

  • Let's listen to it, Theo Yeah, That sounds like the last thing my grandmother heard by parties meets promise.

  • He stars.

  • We beyond say older Sharlee, stand on.

  • Which translated means at parties with celebrities and stars like Beyonce and Charlize Theron.

  • So have you ever been at a party with beyonc?

  • Yes.

  • Who do you think would win a beer poem?

  • Me, You or Beyonce?

  • Eh?

  • I think me at any point during this interview to do lie.

  • We didn't get you.

  • No, I did not like Nice.

  • We did it.

  • Mike, drop.

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