Name: Fahim Anwar向過去的人描述未來 - CONAN在TBS上。 (Fahim Anwar Describes The Future To A Person From The Past - CONAN on TBS)
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my next guest eyes A comedian who is taking his show, Fahim Anwar works his hour again to the comedy store in Hollywood on January 28.

So the very funny Fahim Anwar, Thank you so much.

If who breeds is convenient, I've noticed.

It makes your dinner feel like a drug deal for no reason.

I'm just outside my apartment looking for a black Prius.

Someone said Uber East driver will pull up.

And there's two people in the car you like.

Also, if you're the passenger in that car house ad is your life.

Someone's will pull up in a really, really nice car, and that makes no sense.

You know, you could just drive a Honda Civic and not have to do this.

Well, you shouldn't be handing someone a burrito and then pulling your door down light.

Oh, but we're living in the future with all the APS and everything.

It's crazy like Imagine if you were talking to someone from the past and they're like, What's the future like?

So there's no flying cars, not just like a bunch of scooters.

Because you could just, like leave it there.

I visited my parents recently what I've noticed about Middle Eastern families.

They like to keep up appearances like no matter how messed up things might be going in the family, they liketo keep up.

They'll be like Travis is addicted to meth.

Middle Eastern family would never do that.

They'd be like Abdullah cleans the house constantly.

You're trying to meet up with a girl who's just like out and about.

It will be like, Hey, we're at this club.

Come and you finally find parking and then you get a tax break.

Sometimes I'll match with a girl, and then I'll go back to her profile and it'll say, like, just here for friends.

Hey, do you think you could take me to L A X?

You weren't sure if you wanted to give it up?

Yes, but also, why are you on dating apps for friends?

That's like me going on linked in to smash.

So many girls just are in front of angel wings.

It's easy to roll your eyes at it as a guy.

But then I thought if there was a wall with Wolverine claws on it, every guy would be in front of it like you're sure about that one.

All right, good to know for my next late night when I do the same jokes.

You're kind of discriminatory on these APS.

You'll be like if you're under five foot 10 swipe left.

And to me, that just seems a little hypocritical when, like you guys wear makeup every day like leaves that guy's 59 all the time.

If it rained is not like, yeah, you were four feet toll.

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