SMALLER MOVIES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

FOR INSTANCE, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS IMPEACHED.

REMEMBER THAT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THAT WAS LAST DECADE, LAST

DECADE.

>> Stephen: SO LAST DECADE.

WE THOUGHT IMPEACHMENT WAS ALL WE'D BE TALKING ABOUT IN THE NEW

YEAR.

WE EVEN MADE THIS GRAPHIC: "2020 IMPEACH-A-PALOOZA: THE

ONLY STORY THAT MATTERS!

NOTHING CAN TOP IT!

STARRING GENERAL QASSEM SOLEIMANI!"

STILL ALIVE!

SWING AND A MISS!

THERE HAVE BEEN MAJOR GEMENTDZ I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM IN

TONIGHT'S "DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH."

>> I'M NOT WORRIED.

I'M NOT WORRIED.

>> Stephen: NOW, WHEN WE LEFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS, THE HOUSE HAD

JUST IMPEACHED DONALD TRUMP.

AS SOON AS THAT WAS OVER, SENATE REPUBLICANS WERE RARIN' TO GET

THE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT SO THEY COULD WHIP THROUGH THEIR

TRIAL, NO WITNESSES, NO EVIDENCE, NO EYE CONTACT, NO

KISSING-- CASH IS ON THE DRESSER.

LOCK THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT.

BUT THEN, THEN NANCY PELOSI DECIDED TO "WITHHOLD THE

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FROM THE SENATE UNTIL MITCH McCONNELL

AGREED ON PARAMETERS OF A TRIAL THAT SHE VIEWS AS FAIR."

HELL, YEAH, SHE'S GOT McCONNELL SHE'S GOT McCONNELL-- SHE'S

GOT HIM BY THE SACK.

WHICH, LOOKING AT McCONNELL COULD BE ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY.

HE'S GOT SPARES.

HE'S GOT SPARES.

SO WHAT OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS DOES NANCY HAVE FOR THE TRIAL?

WELL, FIRST UP, WITNESSES.

AND THERE'S A CHANCE SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET ONE, BECAUSE WE GOT

AN UPDATE FROM FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR AND THE

PRINGLES MAN'S CRUEL, DISTANT FATHER, JOHN BOLTON.

"NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO THROW HIS LIFE AWAY ON CANNED

SNACKING!

BUT ONCE YOU POPPED, YOU JUST COULDN'T STOP, COULD YOU,

JUNIOR?!" BOLTON WAS AT THE CENTER OF THE

UKRAINE SCANDAL AND FAMOUSLY CALLED TRUMP'S DECISION TO

WITHHOLD AID IN EXCHANGE FOR POLITICAL FAVORS "A DRUG DEAL."

YES, A DRUG DEAL.

THIS IS LIKE "BREAKING BAD" EXCEPT THERE WAS NO WALTER, AND

EVERYBODY IS WHITE.

NOW, BACK DURING THE HOUSE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS,

INVESTIGATORS WANTED BOLTON TO TESTIFY, AND HE SAID NUH-UH.

BUT YESTERDAY, HE PUT OUT THIS STATEMENT:

"IF THE SENATE ISSUES A SUBPOENA FOR MY TESTIMONY, I AM PREPARED

TO TESTIFY."

OH, HOW COURAGEOUS TO VOLUNTEER FOR SOMETHING WE ALL KNOW IS

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

( AS BOLTON ) "ALSO, IF LEONARDO DICAPRIO

ISSUES A SUBPOENA TO A CARIBBEAN SEX PARTY, I AM PREPARED TO

ARRIVE VIA COCAINE-POWERED HOVERCRAFT."

( LAUGHTER ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

ROSE BYRNE AND BOBBY CANNAVALE ARE HERE.

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, THE FIRST "MEANWHILE" OF THE DECADE.

STICK AROUND!