We're making the playoffs this year.

If Vucevic could play defense.

No way we're making the playoffs. We need to just get a top draft pick.

If Elfrid Payton could shoot.

Remember when Tracy McGrady kicked the ball.

Elfrid Payton kinda looks like The Weeknd.

They say I look like The Weeknd.

You look more like the Weekday.

O-la-di-po!

I know one of the Magic dancers...like we're Facebook friends.

Who are the top prospects next year?

Ben Simmons! We need to get Ben Simmons.

Mario Henzonja's the next Steph Curry just like 5 inches taller.

I'd be ok with Brandon Ingram.

Aaron Gordon is the next Blake Griffin.

Skal...La...how do you say that?

We basically gave away Maurice Harkless for a bag of potato chips.

Skal Labissiere?

Labiseria.

Not even Lays like the off-brand.

Why didn't we keep Ryan Anderson?

I forgot Andrew Nicholson was on our team!

Steve Francis was raw.

The Franchise. But not when he came to us.

No, he was raw with us.

For like a season.

We should trade Andrew Nicholson and a 2nd round pick for DeMarcus Cousins.

We have the same amount of championships as Dwight Howard.

If I see one more Shaq Icy Hot commercial.

Tobias Harris, buff J. Cole. No? You don't think so?

We could've easily kept Kyle O'Quinn.

At least we don't have Chris Duhon anymore.

I don't think our international player's ever coming.

Pull up Evan Fournier's man bun.

I think I played the same amount of games as Grant Hill for the Magic.

That's not a man bun. That's a struggle bun.

Put in the work!

We have so many good players at the same position.

We don't need to make the playoffs this year cause we need a higher draft pick.

No, I'm sick and tired of losing.

Aaron Gordon's dunk on Bradley Beal.

We're gonna lose more if we go to the playoffs. We just get a lower draft pick.

I just want a W. I just want to be happy.

I don't know why we paid Channing Frye so much money though.

He looks like Denzel Washington.

Are you serious?

No!

That's him dude!

No!

Oh my!!!

I mean it could be worse. We could be the 76ers.

You're playing games! Look at this guy! Look at this guy.

They don't look anything alike at all.

I'm a grown man.