What cars To buy what cars?

Not to buy in a bunch of different categories, all in under two minutes each.

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Category one.

Small convertibles.

The Fear 500.

So you think it's a fun little Italian job?

Actually, it's conspiracy by the world's car practice.

Direct your back.

It's a terrible thing.

And this one's in afterbirth.

Pink.

Disgusting.

The Master MX five.

I normally hate these, but this latest one is actually really good to drive.

And I love that dark burgundy paint work the many I would rather appear on a Saturday night dating game show.

Paddy McGuinness.

I mean, see anywhere near that thing is disgusting.

The Audi TT Now I should hate knees, but this car's just being discontinued.

I feel slightly sorry for It's for me.

I'm gonna take the Audi TT, which is the least bad of a bad bunch.

Let's move on the estate car.

I think you in Sydney is quite a good looking car, but you can't buy a box of candy.

It's like giving up the Volvo V 90 smashing out the park.

At the moment, Volvo theologians are a bit mean on its 40 grand for the cheapest one.

But what a great looking car.

Skoda.

Superb, Massive.

Nothing wrong with it.

It's just a bit vanilla, isn't it?

And then the old Ford Mondeo in that kind of primer gray.

I'm gonna come back down here and I'm going to say it's the Volvo in day long because the scope and looks like it might be an unmarked police car.

And that scares me.

Okay, hot hatches.

Here we go.

This is the new I 30 end from High and I It's a great hot hatch, but it just doesn't do anything to me on a hot hatch and make you tingle.

No tingle there.

The Mercedes A 35 choose inexpensive, hugely capable, and I hate to say it hugely, though the Honda Civic type R look at that style by an eight year old Dr brilliantly, But could you do it to yourself?

Could you turn up in front of the people you love looking like that?

No, you couldn't.

And there it is.

The shining glory of hot hatches.

The VOCs bargain Gulf G I.

It's like tomato source.

You try it.

Once you're going, try all the others, but you and I, the Mercedes, the Honda and you come back to the red source that's made by the company I can't mention on the BBC.

Light weight.

British sports cars.

These are great cars.

The Morgan three wheeler.

Look at it.

One of the roar is driving devices.

Ever bizarre.

We'll get you more looks than a Lamborghini with that added through of knowing that death is just around the corner.

Then down here, come on down there the lotus and his 23 years old still the different of lightweight British Rosa on the Ariel atom.

The greatest thing to come out Somerset since fizzy alcoholic apple juice.

Great car for real motorcycle.

No windscreen.

But for me the winner.

There it is.

I love a Caterham seven.

That's the basics of driving in one machine.

And I love the green.

So there you go lightweight sports class convertibles.

We've covered them all in the office and serious work.