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  • Have you ever had sex in the full?

  • Get up.

  • And then when you do that, though, like your dick is just normal, right?

  • It's not.

  • There's no feathers on it.

  • So throw headdress Ever fall off on Lee a couple times during shows?

  • You have sex with it on?

  • Yes, you have.

  • Yeah.

  • Are you?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Put it on when I sold.

  • Sure.

  • It's a hot topic, bitch.

  • I would in that help you guys.

  • I am so fucking excited.

  • Mainly because this video is going to be a challenge.

  • Not only because I am making tiny food, but because all I'm gonna want to do is make big food.

  • Like the idea of a pizza that this big you don't like.

  • I want a pizza that's the size of a car, bitch.

  • I'm on my pizza to be so big it can get a ticket.

  • But I have seen these videos on Instagram and Facebook and Jenna Marbles.

  • Did one and keep appearing in one where they make these tiny ass little meals and they feed them to tiny ass little animals.

  • So today I want all ambition.

  • Look, this I have little pots and I also have a second camera angle queen because, you know, she's a good and this is the best part.

  • Midge, I have a tiny kitchen.

  • That's right.

  • I have an entire little tiny ass kitchen bitch.

  • It has a stove.

  • It has a scene.

  • It even has a fridge.

  • Has fucking soda inside.

  • Like this kitchen honestly is nicer than my kitchen.

  • It definitely has less fake blood all over the place.

  • No, no, you're thinking change.

  • You don't have a small animal.

  • Well, you'd be wrong.

  • No, I don't have a durable, but I do have the second best thing, which is a very angry cat that eats everything.

  • So at the end of this video, I'm going to let Cheeto dine at that little kitchen and probably eat the chairs.

  • So let's get started first.

  • I'm gonna start with pizza because I feel like that's the easiest thing to create.

  • So here I have pizza crust.

  • So this is like, full size.

  • So I have to cut this into Hawaii size, so I'm just going to be using the top of a pickle jar.

  • Push it.

  • Oh, um, her motherfucking bitches on instagram are shook.

  • This might actually were ripped.

  • Durant.

  • Now let's see.

  • Oh, my God!

  • E o!

  • Oh, my God.

  • I wish I was small.

  • Wow.

  • This is making me feel even bigger.

  • It's like I'm an actual giant.

  • Okay, so now it's time to add the sauce.

  • So I'm trying not to add too much.

  • Right?

  • Here we go.

  • That looks like one of my back blisters, Which I could make my back.

  • Lister small.

  • Okay, uh, spread the sauce around Cube.

  • Now we're going to add the cheese.

  • Now this cheese is already shredded.

  • Should I cut it up?

  • Even more to make it, like, really small.

  • I love these new colorful knives.

  • Like if somebody was coming at me with this, I would think it was, like, kind of a Nickelodeon game show.

  • Like, I love the idea of a serial killer being like, Okay, do I want to go with the neon pink today?

  • The orange.

  • I use orange too much.

  • We're using angry.

  • Okay, so the cheese is now extra small.

  • I'm going to put it on top.

  • Oh, this is going to be so cute.

  • All right, now separate pepperoni.

  • I need to make these small thinking what I could do is take one of these?

  • I don't know.

  • I found in my tool drawer.

  • Yeah.

  • Have a tool drawer.

  • It's right next to my wigs.

  • All right, so I think I'm just gonna, like, pushed down here.

  • And that should make a little work.

  • No, that way.

  • Just looks like a bleeding pimple.

  • Koichi.

  • OK, that's too small.

  • All right, let's just use the knife again.

  • Just gonna cut some little holes, okay?

  • There is one forever more.

  • Wow.

  • I'm realizing I could have just used a bagel bite, because this is the same they.

  • So now that we have pizza ready, it's time to cook it.

  • Now, I'm not gonna put this in the oven.

  • I was thinking we could take a faster approach, so I'm gonna be using a fucking blow torch.

  • Wait.

  • Here we go.

  • 123 It's just burning e.

  • Just cover the flame over it.

  • Thing is actually kind of working, right?

  • Does that look like pizza?

  • Maybe burn the edges and I ruined my chair.

  • Just get that My chair.

  • It's okay.

  • It's worth it's part.

  • Just get the scythe.

  • Cheeto, It's ready.

  • Okay, so now that it's all cooked, it's time to cut off a slice.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This one's not cute at all.

  • This is like a Barbie was having, Like a mental breakdown.

  • She's like kids like Barbie put down the knife.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Wait, Hold on.

  • It's actually make a cute.

  • I mean, I don't know.

  • It kind of just looks like I was tearing off my foot skin and I went too far like it's not giving me like dominoes, Vives.

  • Maybe little Caesars.

  • Okay, well, let's put that aside.

  • We'll let Cheeto be the judge and let's work on our next food, which is a burger.

  • First, we're going to work with the fun.

  • Now I'm thinking what we can do is just take the top off the bone and take this bottle cap, just like go right over it.

  • Okay, so now we want to remove that, and hopefully this maid of God that is so fucking cute.

  • It looks like a little fine.

  • I'm gonna cry.

  • I love this.

  • Right.

  • Let's just trim around the edges.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is already going better than pizza.

  • That's amazing.

  • Oh, now let's make the bottom of it.

  • It's the same thing around it.

  • What if making tiny food is when you say God?

  • Slime is shook?

  • Sly, Miss Watling.

  • Okay, Perfect.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Look, Look, bitch.

  • Look at that cute ass.

  • Okay, so now that the buns ready, we got confidence.

  • So first, we're gonna slice a tomato.

  • So I got these tiny ass little tomatoes, and I'm just going to slice one and 1/2 and I'm thinking it might look like a little tiny tomato slice.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why am I so excited about this?

  • This is so stupid, But I don't give a fuck, bitch.

  • I'm bidding.

  • I'm living my tiny ass life.

  • By the way, I have a question about people that live in tiny houses.

  • What happens when you take a big Dukie like, Do you just have a big air freshener?

  • Or like, a big window?

  • Because if I took a Dukie in a tiny house, there will be a tiny evacuation.

  • Tiny community would leave.

  • They don't pack up their tiny little bags, get in a time of the cars, Just go.

  • Okay, So there's the tomatoes.

  • I'm just gonna put those over to the side.

  • And now this.

  • I found these time.

  • Yes, Onions in a chicken.

  • If I slice it, you're a fucking tiny onions.

  • Lights also make me cry.

  • Tiny tears, which is a nice, refreshing change from my big ones.

  • Go.

  • Huh?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Gas bitch!

  • It's a little onion slice.

  • This is going to be so cute.

  • When did I turn into this?

  • Okay, so next is our tiny lettuce.

  • And I basically just found these tiny ass fucking leaves.

  • Whatever.

  • It looks like lettuce.

  • Perfect.

  • Now, of course, we've got the Kraft singles.

  • I guess we're just going to cut a little square.

  • He announced that.

  • Make the actual burger.

  • So ask Rob.

  • Patty's right here.

  • Here's the Patty.

  • Let's just press our little thing in here and never ever used this again.

  • Okay, so here's our little burger.

  • It's so cute.

  • So I got this little hand to cook it in, but I don't know, I actually put this on the stove, So I think what I'm just gonna do is put this burger in the pan and then the load and I'm guessing it's not here.

  • It's grilling time.

  • Way working, my fucking chef.

  • No, char.

  • That looks actually good.

  • Cheeto is going to.

  • We'll probably die.

  • Put this over.

  • You don't like it pink in the middle.

  • You don't care if you need anything.

  • Sometimes you think about eating me in my sleep.

  • Great.

  • I'll just give it to me.

  • Oh, okay.

  • It's leaving.

  • Get one more charge.

  • Wait.

  • Should I fucking melted cheese on top?

  • Bitch!

  • Dad Style!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, Ready way.

  • This'll is Cuba's thing I've ever seen.

  • I'm dying.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I need hope.

  • Way have to put this thing together.

  • Let me play.

  • Okay, so first, let's take the bun.

  • But on the bottom, Let's take the burger.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, look at it.

  • Can you see it?

  • Okay, now let's take the onion.

  • Right?

  • Is that how we do it?

  • Press it on.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Take the tomato.

  • Okay, Lettuce.

  • Huge.

  • And that should do.

  • Just like a tiny drop of catch up.

  • Shane.

  • Perfect.

  • Then the last.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is the Cubist fucking thing I've ever seen.

  • Bitch, I made this guy's Can you guys just give me a club?

  • Give me something.

  • I deserve it.

  • Come on, Me, Shane, This guy I fucking made something good.

  • Who so you.

  • I mean, she has a big head like her head, no match rest of her body.

  • But we're just getting word that we're gonna focus on her good features like her melted cheese and perfectly placed toppings.

  • OK, her head fell off.

  • But that's just cause it's too big for her body.

  • And that's a disability.

  • So stop tracking her.

  • Uh, no.

  • This is adorable.

  • Cheetos gonna love this.

  • Okay, so the last thing we make is kind of the classic item that you've probably seen everywhere.

  • And those are the many kicks tax.

  • So we're going to move over to the actual stove to do that because I can't use a blowtorch.

  • OK, so first we have this ship, I don't know, it's pancake batter, and we have to add water to it.

  • Okay, so I added water, and I think it's now, batter, we're gonna turn this on.

  • That seems dangerous, right?

  • Can't think my stove is broken.

  • So the goal is to make these extremely small as opposed to when I normally make pancakes, where the goal is to make them the size of the pan.

  • Okay, let's try to just drop, I think.

  • Oh, that's so