It's turning into a day of shit and horror.

I've already had one accident today.

Wasn't gonna tell you guys, but I did actually fall off the bike for the first time.

I crashed into a pole.

Good morning, everyone.

Welcome back to journey across Japan.

Never ending cycle of despair.

Day.

I think it's a day I don't know what there is really to work out.

Welcome back.

It's good to see I'm here with Charlotte in Japan without High five Onder today we're gonna be cycling from Toyota City to Cannes is our the beautiful, historic, brilliant city that many people have described as being better than Kyoto.

I can't wait calm.

I've never been I've wanted to go for so I've never been either.

Yeah, Well based.

Wanted to go for a long time.

So this is this is gonna be fun.

Now the great handing over ceremony will give you the helmet that I figured this whole guests also Joey left you a little gift.

Our previous previous rider left you this towel this'll It'll look a little bit of Jenny is joining us on our bike.

What are we in for today?

Every single day, our crew are curating.

Tribal six challenges pretty good on pan, man.

One of them's coming out.

What if we go?

I know what kind of things you guys did for us.

All right, You ready?

Choose three places along today's route and see who can take the best selfies at each from Mr Terrier.

73 places.

Three self.

Izzy.

It's a competition.

All right, come on.

Nintendo 64 Controller My good luck symbol of good luck and hope, even though is falling off a sign.

All right, is it can is our There's loads of Dragonflies that literally coming out our faces like space invaders trying, overweight, trying Avoid the Dragonflies, you say Breakfast.

Oh, Dragon fly breakfast.

A disturbing thought to kick off the day with speedy of House Joey's toll I fucking hated.

It's great.

Super stylish.

I've been reading the comments that you guys really like the GoPro time lapse in said today I am going to give you sick go pro time lapses that you deserve full HD four k high definition where the fucking we go.

Best time lax right now e I was one hell of a time lapse.

The people are gonna love it.

Wants to do another timelapse, do another 11 more time.

Lapse.

Come on, let's do one more time.

After this day.

Oh, my On a scale of 1 to 6 time lapse that so So, Apparently, this is one of the three great Buddha statues in Japan, and I've now been to all three of them, so I can compare them.

The one.

You're the food, um, nada and Kamakura temples in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which was the best one I really like the one in.

Not because it's impressive.

It's giant building.

It's huge.

Yeah, but I don't know.

Something about the atmosphere of this place is really nice.

So I think this is the sexiest one.

I think so too.

Is that lady so hot?

You go.

God will ring.

Unoriginal was your tactic today.

What's your secret?

It better than you to do better than me.

Impossible.

I mean something that you're not gonna like.

Guys.

It does look like it's like the entrance to the Temple of Doom or something.

It was originally built in 12 21 but like most things in Japan.

It did did burn down.

They rebuilt it in 19 33.

I don't really know what to do in terms of the original selfie.

Should I do something original?

Something clever?

Or should I just try and look good on camera?

What's more likely to help me win?

That's the conundrum I face here.

Apparently, Charlotte's already taken hers while I wasn't looking complete.

You did it?

Yeah, that was quick.

Selfie Pro.

What you gonna do?

You have a 90 something ingenious.

Yeah.

Incredible.

Something groundbreaking, really, But a WiFi That's not fucking awesome.

I don't know what it is.

We get the pot's right.

I've worked out many years ago that my best angle is this side.

So I kind of turned my head that way.

High angle shot.

Good.

Nailed it.

Let's go.

Just been cycling through the fields outside of Tak Alka on our way.

Thio Kanazawa.

You know, in Hollywood films, when the protagonist looks the camera and says storm coming, we're quite literally there is thunder, lightning, rain, death, despair is gonna be horrible.

So we've got to really get a move on today.

We got real power on through because we got 2030 kilometers left a hell to conquer a nasty little hill on.

Yeah, we're gonna have to really fucking go for it because I don't want to get caught in a lightning storm.

It's one of my worst fears.

There's, like, three recurring nightmares that I have.

One of them is a lightning storm.

The other one is Charlotte's face.

Ah, great friend.

I have looks like the looks like the eye of sound.

Rob, our lord rates.

What the hell are you?

What is that?

Is that a military helicopter just randomly at the base of the tower on a scale of one to potential awesome Selfie, This is It feels like we just walked into a Soviet military base or something like it thinks is really rather than weird.

It was only ranked sixth on the list of things to do in Metallica.

Only six.

They've got the eye of sour on a military helicopter.

If somebody told me I'd be taking selfies in front of a military helicopter this morning, probably believe them, because it seems anything's possible on this trip.

More importantly, get myself tonight.

I think I've got this one in the bad guys.

This place, it's actually quite cool.

I feel bad for making fun of it.

Because usually when you go up to a tower, it's in the middle of the city or something.

I've never had a view of the countryside like this.

Every day somebody puts 112.

Meets our in the middle of no, like, literally in the middle of a venture ratios.

Really?

Come on, Charlotte.

He could d'oh!

Uh, my chain car.

That's the first time change come off.

Sean is a bike expert.

She's gonna fix my part for me while I stand here and watch you done.

I don't even know how this happened.

You don't know how it happened.

We heard tha starting it couldn't have happened at a worse place way.

We're in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of colors.

Our city.

We're already running late through the mountain.

It's half an hour quick.

What a later shit that waas looks like this is gonna be the latest finish yet she could change the way Fuck way could just push the bark up.

This was supposed to be a day of leisure and excitement.

It's turning into a day of shit and horror.

There will be any fucking bears up this mountain, especially given my bike's broken.

Oh, God.

If there are any bears up here, we'll scare them away with terrifying face we've got, uh it sounds like the spokes.

Did you factor in the spokes that?

Did I fuck one of respect eventually all medical.

Come on.

I don't know what we're going.

God was supposed to be the bike expert from Canada.

You know, the park expert from Canada.

You were just a person from Canada.

Good idea.

What?

I must admit before coming on this cycle would've been a good idea to learn how bikes work.

Imagine if this just turned into, like, a a video of me being chased by their captured on go pro.

I've already had one accident today.

Wasn't gonna tell you guys, but I did actually fall off the bike for the first time.

I crashed into a pole.

I wasn't looking.

Yeah, sounded worse than it was.

Yes, I think it's working.

I changed a gift.

It's not making that noise anymore.

Listen, yeah, we're back in business.

Hi, Charlotte.

Honest, if I was a bear, this is exactly where I would live, which is a little bit worrying.

The good news is I still have the Nintendo 64 controllers, so if I do have a confrontation with a bear, I will turn the Nintendo 64 control.

I will weaponize the Nintendo 64 controller on turn into a makeshift mace, the world's first Nintendo 64 control.

Amazed.

But hopefully we won't have to do that because I suspect the outcome won't be in my favor.

All right, on two cameras, our barely barely operational bike.

Well, gentlemen, we've made it Can is Allah.

It's dark.

It's pitch black.

It's about seven o'clock now.

The bike chain's been a bit on and off the last few hours.

I'm always right.

It's It's been a tough It's a tough day in the life.

Hey, this looks like a station.

Wow, it's amazing.

It's like a parents.

It's like an absolutely palates.

There's a man waving a lightsaber as well.

Don't go running, man here running man camp.

Now stop running like there's a sense of urgency.

Urgency is quickly dissipated.

Theo.

Way finished.

We've come to a sushi restaurant, eat a ridiculous amount of sushi and things.

Also, we've still got one more photo left today and we figured guys that the best place to do it would be over dinner given it with a very tired exhausted we apply mountain bikes of broken.

We've outrun a storm we've escaped to bear.

That wasn't even there, Shall we did here.

I heard something in the bush, right?

What we're talking about.

It's something in the bush.

It's probably a bad probably time to get the selfie final sell food before we present to you our masterpieces.

Three each and I'm gonna try and make it look like I'm having fun.

Like I'm happy when I'm quite obviously.

No, it's basically what most instagram models day.

That's what they'll hate life miserable.

But then when the camera comes out, it's a smile.

Okay, guys, this is it.

The moment you've all been waiting for for the five or six viewers still here, Still watching their their chosen few.

We're now going to show you our self is that we took and you are going to rank them or vote for which one you think is best.

We're gonna name each one of our photos and then in the comments.

Go ahead and write the name of your favorite photo on.

Then we'll see who the winner is.

And here's my one.

This is the Happy Buddha.

That's ironic because my face is going.

But I thought, you know, there's two different characters.

There was a nice contrast.

You go.

I call this one.

Yes, she came in the gentle, sexy man and I call it back because as we were looking at the Buddhist statue, this Japanese woman, probably in her forties or fifties, walked by.

She was like, Yes, she came in which he looked at the Buddha's face.

And it's just for every planted by it's not.

Yes, Nobody you hear Japanese woman get excited about Buddha is very high.

Dynamic range right Number two This is my plaid of assistance.

This I call this one, we ride it door.

Yeah.

I really like me infront the helicopter.

It looks like the helicopters about to eat me or something.

It's kind of looming over my shoulder, but yeah, that's my favorite one.

I call this.

I wanted the helicopter.

Yes, I got stuck with the fucking love Belle.

There was a helicopter and a Bell.

And I said to Charlotte that I had the helicopter so she had to have a bell.

Yep.

Which was very underwhelming and quite lame to take a selfie.