Firmas I reallyenjoyqueuingandspendingthegrossdomesticproductof a smallislandnationtobeabletodothatonwithqueuesofuptofourhoursperwrite, thethemepartsdidnotdisappoint.
Butyesterday I wenttoanotherthing.
I don't knowwhereitwaasorhowhowweactuallygottoit.
But I couldtellyounowitwasthebestthing I'vebeentoinJapansofar.
I mean, I knewwewereinfor a treatwhenwearrivedatthefrontgatetobewelcomedbytheparksbelovedmascotwillbewouldbethewoodpecker, forthereasonapartwassogoodwassimplythattherewerenoqueuesandyettherewereMaurrollercoastersthanthereareatTokyo, DisneyandUniversalStudioscombined.
This'd betterthanDisneylandwas a singlecutealeddayfromtheWoodytheWoodpeckerRiverRapidadventureThatwouldbethewoodpeckersSuperVikingpirateshipadventureboatride.
And I'm notmakingthatnameup.
I wanthistorycomebetweenMayandhavingfunonthisRideyourbikelike a piratepiratethethingParkevenhad a Scandinaviangarden.
Butit's not a ripoff, Okay, itmightbe a littlebitof a riffle.
Soformeoverthepasttwoweeks, themostexcitingthingaboutthisdiethasprobablybeentheintermittentfastingbecauseitdoesn't requireanypillsorpowdersoranythingjustrequires a differentwayoflivingbyeatingforonlyeighthours a day.
All I haveforbreakfastissomecoffeeandtea, andthatseesmethroughuntil 12 o'clockmidday.
Butbystickingtothiseighthourwindowfrommiddayuntileight o'clockandevening, I found I haven't beensnackingbetweenmealsasmuchon I have a muchgreaterawarenessoverwhat I'm eatingandwhen I'm eatingit.
Andsothisis a prettybigimprovementconsideringafterdinner, I usedtojustsitinthechair, stareatthewallongorgemyselfonchocolateandcholesterol, andnow I justsitinthechairandjuststareatthewall.
I'm healthierfor E had a revelationtheotherdaywhilestaringatthewall.
Andinfact, theonlything I refusetotryimplementingintomydietislentilbecause I sweareverydayforthelast 15 years, somebody, somewheresaid, Ohyeah, youshouldissuelentils.
No, I don't evenknowwhatfuckinglentolivesorrefusedtogoogleit.
Butintermsofthethings I'vebeensubstituting, oneofthethings I stoppeddrinkingstraightawaywassoftdrinksCola, Fanta, Sprite.
Onthis, thisisnow I drinkgreenteabottleParenti I'vealwaysbeenhesitanttodrinkthisstuff.
Well, twoweeksago I wasinSendai, andas I lookeddown a busystreetbelowthere I saw a groupofpeoplegoingaroundwearingCocaColasponsorshirtsandcleaningthealreadydisgustingtheimmaculatestreetsofcenterattheirowntimeandexpense.