一切都想傷害我｜野蠻星球之旅--第二部分 (EVERYTHING WANTS TO HURT ME | Journey To The Savage Planet - Part 2)

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ladies.
My name is except a guy.
And welcome back to our journey to the savage planet.
Well, are we going to the savage planet?
Where did we land on the savage planet?
On our way to a different planet?
No, but I'm going to go down these little teleport ease again and head off to the meteor crater.
So what am I getting next?
12 degrees.
Bio signs.
Okay, so I need to get broken.
Appropriate critter.
I need to get some more life samples.
Oh, I also need to go to this giant from true.
Nothing, because it is giant fluid sack over here, That's all.
Red One of those up there somewhere, but always he agreed.
One I'm sensing Skittles.
What is this a bear for?
Use a scolding.
Hot projectile vomit as a means of attacking threats.
That's a new one, Is it?
That's really seem that knew.
What is it?
Attacking.
That's going nowhere, sir.
Oh, God, not this platforming.
Yeah, I think Three to the Savage planet.
Indeed.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
There's so much going on.
It's disgusting.
Gross Cheetos?
Yeah, that's like me after I have Taco Bell just super acid reflux.
They puke all over the place.
All right, Hopefully you're safe here.
Secrets?
I know some secrets.
I know some secrets when I see them.
And this secrets so much.
What did you guys eat?
And hopefully I don't eat the same thing.
Take that, you little love.
Okay, well, it's the sound good.
Yeah, look pretty.
My wife's actually go to these places later.
Which of these glowing boys everywhere That's bad.
That's bad.
That's out.
Just puts, you know, a few Cheetos won't help.
Get ready.
Sprint.
No, no, that's right.
You're all right.
Look at you go, E alien alloy.
Nice.
Flaming hot Cheetos broke.
I started all the way back in there.
Look, so far I've called.
I'm a big boy with big special brain going.
What is my mission right now?
Do I have one?
I'm so confused.
Oh, I wonder if I could survive.
If I drop.
You wanna be cool and drop down.
China.
Hu gone.
Oh, God.
Who?
Don't take your hands off the week.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know where to go.
I don't think it would be spotted by this thing.
Oh, God.
This is terrifying.
Creatures can only be hurt by Malay.
Takes out.
Go on fighting would hurt a lot.
Okay, Okay.
Okay, Okay.
Okay.
This thing is matter than a chicken.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
What is his deal?
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, no.
By killing him, that doesn't feel like I'm killing him.
Okay, A bad Ouch!
Oh, I can get my gear again.
Who?
It's a fun little mechanic.
This'll dude really hates me.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, he saw me.
He saw me.
That's bad.
That's right.
That so Go back.
Whoa!
I was in the middle of that many times.
Okay, so he looks over that way, and then he looks back this way.
Look here.
And then he looks middle.
It looks that Okay, got it.
Just get ready for it.
He looks that way.
They looks middle, and now he's about to Oh, yeah.
I haven't even bigger window that I saw.
When he's looking in the middle, I can go.
Okay.
Oh, I like that.
I would rate the googly googly.
Oh, flaming hot Cheetos really are the best flavor.
Okay, nice.
I got him.
What are the haps in here?
Yeah, It looks like a boomerang.
And a koala made a baby.
This reclusive boomerang would rather hide in a piping RK full of lava than deal with strangers.
Okay, so if I go near, he going to kill, I got it.
That makes sense.
What does this look like?
A giant creature.
Is it a creature?
Okay.
I can't do the shoot, ese.
God, just fucking run.
Oh, God.
Just go.
Just go.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Wait, I need one of these.
You go.
Well Oh, Jesus.
Scary little man.
I do not want confessed that it was all over the Blakes.
They didn't know whether he was coming or going.
I have a super shot Boom that got the best, Mom.
All you need is a super shot.
Shoot anything with a big enough bullet Die.
So not just locked inside some sort of shield.
Okay, so what does that mean for me?
So you're saying like, oh plasmas in here?
I I don't even know what we're looking for.
You told me when I was in the middle of trying not to die.
Oh, God.
Okay, there's another one flying around.
Let's get this thing.
No, don't spank your job.
Spank that jelly.
This is nothing breezy.
You can never mind the flying through the air.
Okay, honey.
Jelly over there.
Got jelly.
You got explosives?
No.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
All right, fight.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's just host defeats.
Oh, many.
Those are some mighty who were looking explosions.
Love it away.
I need one thing day that would sink school.
God, There we go.
Oh, excellent legend at the gamer.
Okay, calm down.
They're going.
I didn't chamber off.
Wait!
Is this it?
Oh, look out all its juice.
Thanks.
All right, I'm analyzer.
Once you've got the other resources, you can't fade a grapple.
Yes, grapple!
It's all I've ever wanted.
That was like one of the things I saw in the trailer.
And I was like, Yes, this game.
All right.
Time to head back to the ship.
You can craft an upgrade if you want.
I like that.
She says if you want bristle, I don't care.
I want to upgrade my stuff.
Um Oh, get a better thing if I actually have to stuff gear.
Okay, grapple.
Great ingredients getting Thank your choice.
I don't know that it has been updated.
Proton tether.
Perfect for stealing sheer cliffs and clambering into weird arbitrarily floating cues.
Okay, nice.
I like that.
Underneath the fast travel points that actually tells you what's here.
112 degrees.
Bio signs nominal.
Oh, baby.
Yes.
This is so cool.
You wait.
That's That's that's good.
What?
Oh, just go there.
What?
Oh, my God.
So much fun.
Video games were awesome, guys.
Yeah.
Nice.
It also reminds me off.
What was that game?
A story about my uncle or something?
I never actually played it, but I remember seeing a lot of people really enjoying it.
Grapple power.
I've also heard that this game isn't terribly long, You know.
I wanna kill him from here.
Show off my gamer skills.
Hey, dudes, I'm detecting a nearby source of fuel that might help us with our get out of your eventually problem scanning.
Antagonize.
One of the photographers can look back to the ship for you.
Okay?
I want to go this way, though, because that's not the mission.
Maybe I'll get a secret out of it.
I really like that.
I don't need ammo or resources for the Grapple.
I thought I'd have like a source of energy for it that I would eventually run out of thes things.
Water this.
What are this?
Oh, dude, you do this.
I think it's doing anything.
But it makes me feel for you can do it.
Rappel seed.
Oh, whoa!
The seed!
You can do it so I could make my own graph points.
That's awesome.
So this team, you can do it.
Holy shit!
Locked onto that one for a second.
E.
I don't know if I put these in very conducive places.
I need more grapple seeds.
Anybody got gravel scenes?
Hello?
Anybody you don't owe these air grapples.
It's okay.
Cool.
So basically put them everywhere.
That seems to be the way forward tonight.
Oh, baby.
Nice.
I don't trust it, though, Really?
What?
What am I trying to get exactly?
Right.
Let's see what this is.
These plans can't profit the pony without a grapple seed.
Grapple barnacles!
That's a great name for Can I get that one?
Get up here.
Yes, I'm a regular old gravel boy.
No, sorry.
I was charged up, but I had nowhere to put it.
So I just decided to kill you with I apologized profusely sweet, tasty jam.
Boy, You guys got food.
You know, there's a bunch of things over here.
I like that.
It also sticks me to it instead of like it pulls me exactly where I need to go instead of just let me swing freely because I think swinging freely would actually make me land in the wrong places.
You have any grapple seats I don't got soon.
I need to get those.
Okay.
These metal things refill your stuff, and I have three grapples or to grab it.
What?
This?
Thank you.
I didn't get it all, but thank you.
I love this game.
These areas also cool looking.
I'm gonna put it up higher this time.
What is that?
Okay, I got one of those.
I think that was good.
Okay, go.
Diego should have shaved.
I shouldn't.
I not shaped safe.
Oh, he heard of the ground.
No, you heard me.
Nice.
Okay, That doesn't work that well against that.
Almost dead.
I thought that was it.
Giant crab beast.
Nice work.
Thank you.
And your I'm amazing.
That's what you get.
Bad boy Pressure teeth stink.
That was fun.
I really like that.
I temperature sensors are picking up a molten liquid nearby.
It's analyzed that we may be with the craft, an upgrade to your gauntlets.
Who can I can I have my own explodes then, instead of having to grab these every time?
Great.
Now that we've analyzed this war goo, you can upgrade your gauntlet.
Handle objects of any temperature.
That's pretty neat.
Thank you, lady.
She's my best friend, only friend.
But he's also my best across that often.
Tennis Lee Dramatic Ridge lies the entrance to the tower and got no idea what to expect in there.
But that's where we're headed, you know, right now.
Obviously way.
Oh, that was nice.
Teleporter unlock.
She said I couldn't go in your matter.
That you have a covered.
I can find no easy way to open the door from this location.
Detecting theories.
I'm adjusting your new messages air waiting for you.
This appears to be another transportation with I'm not taking with your first waiting for the process to complete.
I must commend you on your steady progress.
But also ask that you report back to the javelin at your earliest convenience For a very special surprise.
It will only take a moment.
No, this Amber to protect itself.
Let's kill it anyway.
What a huge surprise.
Equipment.
Almost unnecessary ingredients.
Okay, Thank you.
Also, where I What are you doing?
I'm sitting in a completely different locations.
That was supporting me back to where I needed to be okay up there.
I can't get up there.
I'm just a small boy.
What?
This fascinating.
I am detecting elements of ancient transmission from within the tower That seems to be localized within these talents.
My initial assessment is it is some kind of video coded.
You could find more of these.
I will continue to decode and stores.
You can do little lady with our database of alien languages and attending translation.
I have also added a new folder to your discount on the javelins computer.
You can check out the results of their at your leisure, his finds and magnetic elements that should allow it to interact with your ground.
It's like a roller coaster.
Really shorter and much more dangerous.
I love roller coasters.
I want to go on one.
I was on one just gone.
I went to the F dealing in the Netherlands.
Superfood got to go into one word like, brings you over the edge and hangs you.
And then you stare down into this hole, and then it just dropped you straight out off.
So awesome.
I'm terrified of heights.
But, man, I love roller coasters.
I don't know if I was to kill that man.
I kill it anyway, You come in and Jax and the guys territory.
If I see you for even a split second I'ma shoot, I have a very itchy trigger finger gashes underbelly.
Okay, Yeah.
I'm not going near it near any of you that is gonna go this late or did something to me.
Oh, there's so many creatures that suck.
I want to kill me in this game.
They hate it all.
I have a gun and I must shoot.
Do you guys want bait?
Well, two backs.
I don't have any.
I took a sample OT, though.
Can't place I don't know where I'm going so long.
All right, back up again.
We go.
Hell, yeah.
I ain't playing by your rules any more games.
What?
Yeah, that's cool.
That should be all I need.
Fun guy.
Ocean need she and iris fungus.
There's so much stuff all around me.
This is stimulation overload.
Wow!
Kill these.
Give me some grapple seeds.
Nice.
Oh, so pretty frail, weak will t But enough about you.
Let's talk about this plan So funny.
Game Got more grapple scenes.
Hi.
Secret nearby.
I don't think I got the last secret.
Whoa!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
I have angered the bees.
If I was a secret, where would I be open?
Double Bush's going, by the way.
Remission is way back there.
Well, bees a year.
Nice.
This character is amazing.
But the bees or not, where they're coming from, Stop that.
There's no one.
All the items.
Um Oh, grapple seeds.
Thank you.
Kill all these be heists.
The bees are dying and it's my fault.
Is that the one you want to see?
What is he in?
Parrish?
Can't get it.
Don't have the angle.
That's why that one can live.
I deem it so grab a seat.
Finally makes sense.
What the hell I was supposed to do with him for so long.
Um, I'm very nervous.
Uh, we're gonna go from here.
I hate that My feedings are doing a jumper.
Nice.
Give me another boss to fight.
Those were fun.
Okay, acid, Good for corpse creation.
Now out, Out, out, Out.
If you gather some data, kindred might approve one.
God damn it!
Why didn't you attack it?
You should be able to get underneath.
Here we go.
That's what you get.
That's what you get.
Take a sample out of this.
Is that what she was saying?
No.
Get his head.
Stop, you stinking.
Oh, do something!
Those I didn't do anything to win.
It just triggered it.
Yes.
Went on forever.
It's gonna light on someone's car off in the distance.
Uh, hello.
There's a grapple on my feet.
Was this area just for that?
No, really.
Uh, that's why I see.
No, see if we can get it.
I know we can.
Oh!
Oh!
What was scary?
Oh, my heart was not in its correct orientation There for a second.
Nice, Sweet Dan.
This is so cool.
Oh, this is a mistake.
I have nowhere to go.
There's nowhere to land.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, Oh, hell, yeah.
Oh, hell, yeah.
Break a game.
Wait.
If I do, Okay, I'm a sneak up on this guy.
you get a poker table still too high?
It's okay.
I'm sponsored by flaming hot Cheetos.
God, don't do that.
Okay.
How do we get to this guy and killed?
Not that way.
That's back to the other disasters.
I wonder if you could hide in the grass.
It's strange.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What do we do?
Oh, look an idiot.
Come on.
God damn it!
It's Tuggle Spring.
So every time I land, I press it again and it stops me from sprinting.
Uh, also, he just destroyed all the grass.
Fucker.
Sorry, I think I'm getting closer.
What?
No, that's Bull Shane's.
You're still seeing me, right?
Fine.
I'll go back and do it again.
I don't know about you guys.
I feel like I was in that grass that time and he still saw me any right?
And covered with grass.
Dammit!
Shut up!
Didn't see me in here this time.
That's good.
No, no, no.
Okay, go.
Nice.
Hokusai sick.
Wait, what we get for that?
I think I just cleared the area for when I can come back and do this.
Oh, man.
Well, it felt good sometimes.
That's half the battle Natalie Face.
But these guys are all about over here.
It was like a whole party going on in this side.
I want to be invited.
My guy's suit.
Energy signature from a nearby floating island.
They're old floating islands and weird energy signatures.
What are you talking about?
Oh, pick.
I need some of those acid things.
Okay, These boys.
Thank you.
What is this doing?
What's behind door number?
This one?
It's give me that goop on a face full of Duke.
Oh, sorry.
I'm just someone's dog.
It's a whole bunch more going on down here.
Okay, get back Open.
Federal What?
What do we have here?
Now?
There is a thin residue of the required materials, but the ducks that would normally allow the continual flow of liquid are somehow off the blockage and get the shrine's operating again.
Okay.
I need to slap one of them this way.
I don't have any bait.
Go that way.
Yeah.
Game.
The world demands a sacrifice.
Ah, shit.
Here you go.
Oh, poor little dude.
Yes.
Upgrade.
Awesome.
All right.
So, to fill that thing, I need to destroy three wells, our free up three wells or something.
like that.
How do we get up to this one?
Oh, no, no, Just a minute.
Oh, my God.
Spider Man, He's really That was awesome.
This place is very large and very confusing.
So let's take it one step at a time.
Faster!
Faster, faster.
Everything faster.
Yes, I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, Oh, and thank you for your service.
Oh, motherfucker.
This is Dr Paperwork.
Look, I know he's gonna kill me that easily.
God damn it!
Can I upgrade anything?
Thanks.
I've been away.
Discovered 10 that's the thing I'm doing right now.
Pulled all to charge.
Released.
Activate launch boosters.
I'm excited.
But it was so far away.
Where is the nearest teleported The phone guy of she need Oh, I got a different.
This is right next door serving it.
Oh, no.
Come on.
I don't have to deal with unit shits as well.
Wait.
Were the big bad go?
Hi.
All right, buddy, let's dance.
Jesus.
I was able to do something to him.
I have to hit him with, like, a melee.
Shit.
Do it again.
Do to get a Daria.
Okay?
I just left him in the face.
She knows he may.
Oh, God.
What a fucking stupid time to reload.
Oh, nice Rice.
That's a I didn't do anything.
He's dead anyway.
I didn't do it in a cool Wait, wait!
There's another one.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
There's two more.
No!
Right!
Get it!
Come on, Reload!
Faster!
God damn it!
Okay, we're gonna do it again.
You are not Cheetos.
Save me.
That's good.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
He's almost didn't get it.
I Okay, what I want I could deal with.
That's easy, Damn it!
I'm just like bitch slapping.
Nice noise.
I'm trying to fucking dodge and nothing's happening.
I was spotting that middle most God fucking damn it!
Okay, Just go.
Ms.
Well, I'm going.
I made that a lot harder than it needed to be, but I came out victorious anyway.
Wait.
There's an exploding ball.
Where do we get the exploding things?
What?
There's more.
Maybe it's behind the wall.
I don't have anything to explode it yet, though.
That's the last thing I need to destroy it.
Open up the chest.
I have Nayan idea.
So you know what?
These are okay.
I'm very confused and I don't know what I'm where I'm going.
This entire area now, everything up to this point was like, really linear on the progression was all kind of in one direction and everything.
But now I just feel like I'm all over the place.
I start these tiny little sections emissions, and then I can't finish them off.
So what's going on?
It's good to destroying first bees Crystal contents of the shrine was shattered into pieces.
You use your sander, you should be able to trace its missing parts.
Go on an adventure.
There are still more pieces to collect.
Use your scanner.
You know you want to do.
I do want you now or I'll say this again.
Museum.
Exactly the same words and exactly what I'm doing it.
Shut up.
Let me figure it out.
Okay, we're going this way.
Go on.
It's miles away.
Thank you.
Oh, start E.
Need more samples.
How did you pick that up?
I call bullshit on that.
Oh, shit.
We just dropped.
Oh, crap.
Don't mind if I do Zis.
Thank God I was going to climb all the way back up again.
All right, where is another piece?
Okay, still going this way behind the waterfall.
Sneaky.
That's right.
Would have hit something to God.
Okay, that's a good one.
Come on.
I'm gonna give him.
I can't get that one either.
Is it broken?
Shut up, you son of a bitch!
They hurt a lot.
Get this.
Get this and screw everyone else.
Oh, yeah.
Delicious goop, Sturgis.
Great.
Now we know.
I mean, still nothing.
Nothing.
Dicks.
I thought you guys were nice.
You get a little bit of armor, and then you get cocky.
I didn't do anything to him either.
I have the best.
Miss this.
So what would be the best?
All right, there's one more.
One of those into the mix.
Kill everything.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
There's nothing down here yet.
Okay?
One thing at a time, Jack.
Oh, boy.
Get in.
Seoul, Flustered by how many things I have to collect and do when kill.
But I killed you.
Okay?
Last pheromone signature goes this way.
That I can do this way, need shrine and assembled all the pieces together.
Yeah, I like that.
It better be something good.
Better be like a new baby brother.
Wow.
I want to eat it.
Is that weird?
It's so weird that I want to eat It.
Looks like candy.
Fuck it.
All its juices.
It's cool.
Gadget.
So what did you do?
Sure.
It's a resource that they need somehow.
Somehow.
Where?
Why?
I don't want to say all confused right now.
Nice.
Excellent.
Got them all.
Are you?
Did you all right?
This is not a way that I should be going.
I need to be all the way back down there.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Nailed it So amazing.
Okay, finish off this fucking commission.
I don't know.
Thanks.
Where was he going?
What was he doing?
Stinks.
Gross.
Ew!
Ew!
Skin is very pretty, by the way.
Talk a lot about video game visuals now and then.
But I have to mention anything about this yet, but it is.
It's very, very pretty.
I like it.
There you go, bitch.
God damn it.
There's my stuff over there.
Actually forgot ahead to pick up my stuff again.
I could have completely missed out.
No, I didn't go very far.
I got it.
Is this upgrade nice?
No, no, it's not any four damn down.
Really?
No Come on, man.
It was right there.
Oh, is that my dead body?
I have a clone.
I didn't know you could actually see your clone.
I buried myself.
Uh, there he lies.
Number two.
The greatest man I ever did come after shoot.
Thanks.
Blood.
All right.
That was that one, right?
Oh, man with very male body is the saddest thing I've done all day.
Oh, man, Where you at?
Where you at?
Get the cab and risk Luger's.
There they are.
Found.
Sutures came down.
Everybody get to the museum.
Yes, Where there's a will, There's a grapple.
Nice.
Oh, yes.
No.
Be active or, you know, whatever The coffin juice.
Oh, you silly game.
So self aware 40.
That is a long drop.
This is the shrine.
Oh, hey, Go, Dudes!
Food.
Oh, yeah.
Give me the boobs.
Give it a juice.
Come on, my hair.
Nice.
That's what I like to hear there, Susan.
All right, Where to next?
Collect data from the cartographer.
That's all the way up there.
Okay, let's I forget how to get back to where I was.
Okay?
It's just so spry, I tell you.
Yes, the fun guy.
ActionAid around here somewhere.
I found the festering chasm.
Or as I like to call it, your mama's ass.
Oh, that's something.
Get.
That's what I get for making fun of people.
Don't make fun of people.
Get bitten in the ass!
What's happening?
Let's go down.
What are we supposed to do?
I'm pretty scared.
Come here.
You know, screaming.
I love them.
Okay.
What I need is a big mamma jamma like this.
I need it now.
Come on, Come on.
Come at me, bro.
Thank you.
Fuck!
I got him.
Screamers Ship reload!
Activate this.
Who e?
I don't want a temporal fisheries will go home.
Yeah, baby.
So many explosions.
There's so much happening.
I'm terrified.
Okay?
Temporal fissure.
How do we fix it?
Okay, you're not gonna tell me.
Okay, Maybe this thing Alien hirable.
Thanks.
Kidding.
We need some kind of junk sanitation to progress.
Okay, so I need to make the jump.
Bussi to get back here.
I got it.
Yeah, I shouldn't be in here yet.
This is an area for people who have the upgrade already.
I didn't get out of here.
I go.
People gonna bite my toes.
I love my toes.
I take great pride in my feet.
There we go.
Oh, I so want to echo what I want to craft a year.
Advice.
Proton fed tether Upgrade your proton tether to allow hooking up on two rails.
Okay.
Or I need gonna stabilizer.
But there's the jump one I need Don't hurt yourself when you land.
Every rose has its legal all damage.
Nice.
Like Thio like to hear more damage, more power, more speed to get this one Don't know.
Oh, just not enough close, though.
Let's get her bag upgraded.
2026 aluminium.
I think about that.
Let's see our upgrade though.
Uh, yes.
Is this the one I wanna be?
Ambient temperature in 12 degrees.
Bio signs nominal.
Damn.
Oh, I can't use my It all comes under the same thing.
I can't use my double jump then if I do that interesting.
Okay, well, I'm gonna need this episode off Savage Planet here.
We're making some really great progress.
This area was a little confusing compared to the other ones.
It was a lot of just kind of roaming around and hoping that it's one of the right direction.
I do have markers tell me where I'm going and if I'm going the right way or not.
But I feel like I've missed so much of this tiny little area because before that, it was like, You can't get the dessert because you need this upgrade.
And then when you get to that area, you can't get to the next one minute, the next upgrade.
But this one, it felt like I could go to a bunch of places without the next upgrade.
It was two upgrades I needed to tether one and the jump one.
But I can still explore all of this.
And now I'm all turned around, completely confused.
I don't really know what to do.
Who figured out next time, Thank you guys so much watching this episode.
Difficult to even like on it if you did.
I don't forget to subscribe to keep up to date on the episodes as we plow through this game.
But until next time Sorry.