What?

I want to prove people wrong and show the world that I'm gonna be a good dad.

When I moved to L.

A, I actually had an agent.

I e mailed them and I said, Hey, send me some kids.

Hi.

Your dad.

I love way.

We're on our way to my mom's.

I want to trick her and think that you actually are my child.

I got this.

She says she doesn't suspect anything.

Hide in a bush creepy stalker way.

Do this to me like you were just like, Oh, you are gonna tell your mom that we adopted someone, right?

We This is so you right here.

My mom's gonna cry game myself.

Afraid you remember what you said.

I have you.

And then you just got Frank.

Yeah.

I love my new family prank channels, taking out our child waiting for grandchildren.

Oh, and one more thing.

You just get praying too soon.

I wanted to believe it.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

So you look just like Shane and Ryland together.

He Aubrey does.

You've got shames eyes.

You've got Ryland smile.

Well, I mean, this is your first grandma moment.

So what do you want to do like, Is there something you want to do?

Let's go to Disneyland, right?

We're not going to want to give him a tree dog.

Or do you want to, like, give him a Bible?

I don't know.

Something like grand.

You got to come in.

Okay.

Looks when grandma's house.

Mom way.

Find a tree.

Oh, alright, Chris, let's go through.

This is the same candy dish that Shane eight out of when he was little.

Better not be like, 20 years old.

Now, you're not gonna eat as much as I did because I was the size of five.

But you can have some.

Okay.

You want to go upstairs and see the cats?

Look, if this is your aunt and Britney, we love her.

We love this way, love way.

Have a lot of work.

That's precious.

But no, that's That's Sue.

This is shame.

When he when he was a woman I have ever seen This'll shave file here.

This is gonna be you.

No, it's not.

It's gonna be your face when you know what's in their spears.

She in there?

She sometimes Daddy, Where's drag?

And that's okay sometimes daddies.

Mommy And that's fine.

Sometimes both your daddies.

Oh, you know what Dad wanted Streaming.

And that's all that matters.

Not this year.

Lost a superwoman.

Oh, look at that.

It's my book.

I hate myself available.

Now you're inside for your song.

I guess I could go to my son.

Chris, you know, you 2%.

You're like some of this bucket chopped up in this year's cookies.

You can eat me.

Can I get this?

You weigh Should burn my streaming video.

It doesn't matter.

I'm still waiting for a surfboard.

The teen choice awards is never gonna send.

It has been seven years.

Okay, so have a big surprise.

We're going to be taking family portrait.

It's with a professional photographer, and I was thinking like, we're gonna take pictures like that in the kid.

But do you wanna get one of pictures?

E grandma?

Sure.

Okay.

You need to find something more.

Grandma.

No, no, please don't make me guys.

Okay?

We're here with a photographer.

Justin Kelly.

Okay, So you on the Hollywood video Collective?

Yes.

So that's the company that you guys do.

A lot of music videos and cool photos and cool short films.

and stuff.

Have you ever done anything where you photographed a fake family that are inside of a coffin?

This would be the first.

Okay, Good.

Uh, don't worry.

We're not gonna actually be dead.

You're not gonna be filming like dead bodies.

I wouldn't mind.

Okay, I think I love you.

All right, we're gonna move into Causton.

Yeah.

I think this is where my family is gonna be a little when you're feeling self conscious.

Okay, We have to figure out what we're gonna wear to be dad's.

Okay?

But we're also dead.

Guys were in a coffin, so it's like our wake.

Okay, This is the most dad thing I could find is just a very wrinkled green shirt, black pants and my sad gym shoes.

It looks like you were in three different outfits.

Way.

Get your the fashionable dad on the gross one.

Although he's seeming to like you more.

I know.

Okay.

Where's my child?

Oh, my God.

Uh, have you ever been in a coffin before?

Yeah.

Are you ready for it?

So I'm thinking need, uh, trial, sitting in a coffin.

Dead, but happy about grandma behind the coffin.

Can't wait to bury them.

Ready for Theo?

Ready to marry you.

Okay.

So, sadistic face ready to try it now.

Feels okay.

What did I say?

We uber in my house.

Come on.

We're gonna take a family picture in the coffin.

All right, So let's start with Happy that we're like debt, but smile happy or just after?

Yeah, like we're in heaven.

Wait, Caitlin, you're breaking things.

I think that may actually.

Okay.

Okay.

Is this work all right?

Okay.

I was thinking for the grand finale.

Go to Toys r Us, and I'll let you buy whatever you want.

What a blow.

Torch it.

You want to buy something to blow torch?

Yes, Mom.

Okay, okay.

So anything you want to destroy what you want, I want to burn something.

Really?

What about her talking?

Ricky now imagine her screaming party open bubble bits.

Don't stick your fair in that.

Don't stick your finger in strangers between Barbie and GI Joe.

What's G?

I thank you back.

Kill all these babies.

I like that.

You pick the smallest one.

Fill the weakest thing.

This is baby show that baby a shook ia's brick.

You know what shook means?

I love.

We're giving you a G wagon.

Get in.

You good.

We will see there.

See there?

I want, like a daddy and son moment.

Like I can't Thank you.

It's like you're super sweet 16.

And I bought you here.

It is a sad, sad, and it's making me depressed.

Come on, buddy.

You need to leave the store.

Cool.

Wiley.

Uncle knew the Oilers.

Creepy guy that's in toy store.

They're starting for his young Sorry, but oh, my God.

Father and son hat party.

Your crime.

You wanna burn one of those?

You?

Mickey bounced back there.

We shall put him in his pain.

What did he do?

I think he murdered into conspiracies like me.

He's literally me.

Wait.

What?

Why?

I don't know.

Same All my conspiracy of its way kid on it.

Hell, yeah.

Let's do it by Shinichi.

Name this character.

What's his name?

What?

You wish you look like Oh, my God.

Is there Mario one?

You're Luigi on Mario?

I don't care.

We're getting a picture.

This is for the instagram.

Okay.

Where?

Gaming channel.

I caught one.

If that's what you want.

The method.

Do you want that hot?

You look comfortable.

Thank God my mother would let me drive this like a I'm holding back.

I'm long getting this.

I could get something for myself.

I know the city owes it about me, but when you grow up, do you think you're gonna want to burn everything?

No, I can't relate way.

Don't get him.

We don't get him.

No, it's too outdated.

We went in this house.

Wait, I wanna whip with you.

Else been good?

I'm hoping for three minutes.

Perspective.

What?

Dad, you lost your child.

We were to go.

Where?

No idea.

You know, you found this video or something?

What do you do?

You know what I mean.

Oh, I found it right there.

It's okay, son.

Okay, We're not actually gonna, like use this because I don't want to kill you, but, yeah, we're gonna make a ball stand here.

I want you to feel the ah, with smoke is going right into your mouth.

Okay.

The fire's bright and it's ready for us to burn our first thing together.

I love you, son.

I love you too, Dad.

All right, let's start.

Say goodbye.

What's his name?

Doesn't lookit him.

Burn.

I can almost hear him screaming.

Oh, my God.

It's beautiful.

All of it is stuffing.

It's gone crazy.

That's me.

Uh, I love burning stuff with you.

Next time, we should kill somebody.

Well, I'm already going.

Okay, So it's time to say goodbye to Jeff.

Yes.

How do you think I did?

Is a God be honest greens on a scale of one to So do you think that I'm actually gonna be a good dad?

Yeah.

Really?

Maybe it was so much fun.

So many good memories.

123 Well, I feel really sad.

Am I ever gonna see you again?

Maybe things like the end of a tender day.

Great.

Well, you call me and we'll make this happen, so I'm gonna miss you.

All right.

Well, I'll get you an uber by with a live stream.