Threw a stoneconcretewallsoyoucanonlyfloppybananacoulddothat, getitintoyourhead.
Got a different.
Butwhatisthat?
Thisbananahand?
Bananahandcream.
I appreciatetheeffort, butyou'renotdoingenough.
Oh, myGod, Shawn, Doesyourbananahave a bananacase?
What?
Jesus.
I needone.
Maybe I shouldjustbuy a 2nd 1 oftheseandthenopenitupandtakeoutallthepowderso I couldjustputthisbananaintoitandjustkeepstackinguntil I havethe 100 layerchallengeofbananas.
Have a banana, butthisthick I'm abletodestroytheworldwerethrownthrough a plateglasswindow.
MewaitingforJaxenderDragonepisode.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I completelyputitonthebackburnerandeveryoneback.
AndeveryonewaslikeJack, It's been a monthandthinkwhatfurthermonthsgobysoquickly?
I'm sorry, mybad.
I'llgettoitsoon.
I'lltrymybesttogettoitassoonaspossible.
There's just a lotofpressureonthatepisode.
I don't havetobeabletokilltheEnterDragon.
I don't disappointpeople.
Okay?
Meaningnot.
Morning.
Thatwasreallyloudfriends.
Jack, willyoueverfinishtheMinecraft?
Siri's Jack?
No, I don't think I will.
I will.
I willfinishit.
I'llatleastdothat.
Eveniftheseriesendsafterthat, I willatleastdothatas a finalepisode.
What 106 13 to 16 yearoldsweretreatedforalcoholaddiction.
Whatthefuck?
MewaitingonJacktofinallydotheslapinhisintro.
Fine.
Okay, Youknowwhat?
Youwantit.
Youwantit?
Herewego.
Herewego.
Okay.
Getready.
Areyoureadyforit?
Okay.
No, I refusetobeyourdancingmonkey.
Everyonefreaksoutwhentheintroisdifferent.
I mean, I getitbecauseit's a It's a phoneintro.
It's somethingthat I, I thinkisactuallyformedtoimitateandreplicateanddooverandoveragain, and I getthatpeoplereally, reallylikeit, andthat's veryflattering.
But I can't keepdoingthatintroforeverallthetime.
It's gottachange.
Sometimes I havetogrowpastiteventually.
Noteveryonewhodoesthesameintrodoesitforever, butitdoesget a littlefrustratingwhenpeoplestartseeingthingsthataren't there.
Who I amdoesn't changemeas a personisthesamewithgreenhairchangingbackmyhair, everyonewaslike, Oh, he's gonnabedifferentnow.
He's notgoingtobeenergetic, and I'm likefromfuckinghair.
Nobodyjacks, camerafocusingintensify.
Honestly, thoughrightnowit's fine.
It's onmanual.
Butforsomereasontheautofocusisfucked.
I wasjustsittinghereoneday, anditwaslike, uh, what's up?
I thinkthecameradiddrugs.
I mighthavetoget a newoneorjustcompletelyresetthecamera.
But I don't wanttodothatbecause I hadtohackthiscameratobeabletorecordlongerthan, like, 19 minutesat a time, becauseforsomereasontheyshowedoffafterthat.
I'm talkingtoyou.
Cameramakesitlooklike I'm talkingtotheaudience.
I'm talkingtoyouaudience.
WhydoyouturnoffJack's camera?
Belike, OhmyGod, thatisexactlywhatitfeelslike.
Thatissoweird.
Doesthattranslateacrossvideoaswell?
Whenit's compressedandthebitratehaschanged?
I knowyouhavetoletmeknow.
Haveyouallgoneblindintheconference?
Feckitall?
Notagain.
That's a good, meantemplate.
I likethatquite a lot.
Yeah, I don't evenhavetobeplaying a gameinit.
I couldjustbelookingattheTV.
What?
That's a verygood, meantemplate.
Veryniceindeed.
I lookforwardtoseeingyourcareershineandgrow.
Whoa, look, Isthat a Minecraft?
That's methatOh, thatissome.
Ifthat's notme, I don't knowwhatis.
Hey, guys.
Oh, myGod.
A littlegood.
Jesus.
That's cool.
Ding, ding, ding.
Topofmorning.
Tryingtogetmyhomeworkdoneandfailing.
Thanks, Dragonprints.
Oh, that's new.
I am a Peopleweretalkingabout a cartoon.
Whatever.
MyGod.
Whydoeshelooksomuchlikeme?
Andwhydoesmyvoicefitperfectlyoverhim?
Guys, take a day.
Didheactuallysaydingding, dingding?
Itlookslikehedoes.
I needtowatchthatnow.
Wholesomeinteractionsonmyfeet.
Today I playain't nosunshine, buttheintrois a bitdifferent.