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  • Welcome back, everyone to my living room.

  • You know that when I'm sitting here at this table, You know what?

  • I'm sitting in my living room and bring you into this part of the house.

  • That shit is gonna go down.

  • Nothing good ever happens here until today.

  • Today I have more weird products that you guys have sent to me.

  • So since last time, people on my discord have been sending me links to a bunch more stuff.

  • Some of it is absolute garbage, and I can actually put it on a video.

  • Some of it is from, like, way too far away.

  • And I can't get it shipped to me or it doesn't ship to my address or other self.

  • I'm just like I've already done that, or it's just not going to fit into the video.

  • But I got some really bangers today.

  • I need to show off this one because this is what Kate, this is what was supposed to come with the last outfit.

  • Hello, Fatties.

  • I h r mother.

  • And then I ate your father.

  • But I shall not heed you.

  • Do you want to eat me?

  • This'll supposed to go with the baby in shirt and it didn't arrive in time.

  • So I was just a idiot wearing a big bean share for the whole video as supposed to be wearing this where we would not have been an idiot.

  • It would have been a complete set.

  • And you all would have been like, Damn she fine as hell.

  • He crispy, tender bacon.

  • He a whole meal.

  • Hey, just a snack.

  • No more big beans or a snack.

  • You old meal.

  • You left nut.

  • You're not taking this seriously.

  • You're not taking this.

  • You're not taking my art and my work seriously.

  • So some of these are I wanted.

  • I'm gonna own box some of the crappy er ones for Sorry.

  • Not crappy, herb, but less involved.

  • These ones are led guru of rave lights.

  • And as you can see, the kid on the box is absolutely loving it.

  • The kid is going book wild fat or he's having a seizure from all the lights that are flashing in front of him.

  • Oh, I have to put something together.

  • They're pink.

  • How do I do this?

  • Oh, I have realized that these air gloves made for change.

  • Hi, guys.

  • I could be a child.

  • Oh, yes, I can.

  • It's not because I have child sized hands.

  • It's because I have forced him to the way I want them to be.

  • Oh, yes, This side.

  • It's like business in the front party in the bag.

  • What baby?

  • That's epic.

  • It also says, let's go on the front of them beeves.

  • You see that?

  • You dancing moves?

  • Okay, assume music is being added in.

  • Otherwise I just look stupid.

  • But with these gloves, how could you ever look stupid?

  • What up?

  • It's just me, Mr Skeptic man.

  • This is my new superpower book.

  • Yeah, if your kids are hyperactive, Fuck and you want them to just be more of that by them.

  • These You want to give your child a seizure, Buy them these.

  • Let's go.

  • You can't.

  • You can't deal.

  • Well, I would like to see Wow.

  • How does he do it?

  • No one knows.

  • Kitty Cat Kid.

  • Yes.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I don't mean to freak you out.

  • I may have opened up the best gift.

  • First I said I was gonna start small.

  • Sorry, guys powering down e believe that actually worked.

  • He's gonna wake up in the he's gonna wake up some night in the middle of the night.

  • Like on.

  • I just be over you.

  • Like what?

  • Up every light.

  • You know, I'm gonna bring these to bed tonight and play with us.

  • Okay?

  • We're doing when you climbed the top of the mountain.

  • Where do you go?

  • You find another peek to climb on.

  • That is Grow your own.

  • Jesus.

  • Grow Jesus.

  • He is always there for you.

  • His love is unending.

  • He will never judge you but always love you.

  • He is a forgive for find faith in the Lord.

  • Then you will find faith in yourself.

  • I hope that the water I put him in turns to wine by the end of it.

  • Because we also have something for that place.

  • Your grow item in room temperature, water.

  • It will begin to grow within two hours.

  • That should be enough to grow for at least three days.

  • Grow your own Jesus.

  • More like drown a tiny rubber man.

  • I just want you for my own more than you could ever know me.

  • You know how they always say Jesus could walk on water.

  • Well, Kenny, swim on land as a coal burning joke.

  • I'm not gonna pretend that That's mine.

  • Jesus, You were going to go into this beautiful twitch glass.

  • Jesus.

  • Do you think Jesus loves twitch?

  • I think Jesus likes to go on twitch and see girls feet.

  • Okay.

  • And you go, Jesus, It's against rules.

  • So, no, I was trying to be funny.

  • Joke?

  • No, sweet baby Jesus Drowning in the water.

  • It's okay.

  • Jesus.

  • In two hours, 23 days will be a full grown man and then we can crucify you.

  • Crown of thorns.

  • Sold separately.

  • By the end of the video, we'll figure out if you've grown grown a lot at all.

  • Maybe he grows emotionally.

  • It's like guys beforehand.

  • I didn't like this thing now.

  • Kind of OK with staying that twitch class for the rest of the video.

  • Think about what you did.

  • Water.

  • Jesus.

  • Jesus.

  • The only thing we're gonna dunk in water today, No.

  • Oh, emergency underpants.

  • One pair fits.

  • Most adults always ready to use.

  • I have no idea what this is.

  • I can only assume that men would go off to war and shot to go over their head that shit their pants.

  • So then they're like, Oh, emergency underpants, and they'd have to throw it into the water since I'm working by Peter.

  • Always ready to use safe, sanitary secure.

  • Okay.

  • It didn't come with instructions.

  • So now I'm worried.

  • How could that be?

  • A whole underpants?

  • I'm a small boy, but even I need underpants bigger than this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's like a shower cap.

  • E don't have to put it in water.

  • This is amazing.

  • They said it was safe, sanitary and secure.

  • But I'm going to say that it's fit, fashionable and functional.

  • I am ready to hit the town.

  • Does it look as good from the back does?

  • It isn't fun.

  • Maybe your eyes are on backwards, baby.

  • Oh, yeah, that's much better.

  • These were all the rage back in the eighties.

  • Goals of where these high waisted panties and just be like sake what your mama gave you.

  • My mom gave me up for adoption.

  • This is going to go perfect with something else that I have that I want to wear ass pads as a small, slim, hipped little Irish white boy.

  • I have always wanted a bigger ass.

  • I've looked at Kim K and have gone Damn, I wish I looked like that.

  • But the modern technology you can look like that.

  • The pads are not on the ass.

  • Okay, I'll be back with a wardrobe change.

  • You ready?

  • You see this?

  • See this ass?

  • Oh, shit.

  • What?

  • I love Gonzo.

  • I thought it was gonna be on my ass.

  • Yeah, it's It's actually just hips more than anything.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • He think it's for Damn what?

  • Damn boy.

  • Jack, stick his foot up.

  • I did nothing.

  • Oh, yes, it is.

  • I didn't know you were talking.

  • Um, I sick your boy, your boy.

  • Think F What up?

  • Oh, yeah, I forgot that.

  • This is the point of it's a pair of my head.

  • You want a piece?

  • Like the lost, forgetful stranger?

  • Like I just don't know where I am.

  • Hey, would a you come here often?

  • What?

  • Oh, you checking out?

  • Checking out these hams?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Look at these hams.

  • Oh, that's a pair of hands right there, bud.

  • Oh, move over, Sofia Nygaard.

  • Now I'm gonna be trying on the wedding dress.

  • Is this is really warm to wear, and I don't feel like I have anything else really going on.

  • I was hoping I was going to give me a big ass, but all it's done is make me sweat ass following.

  • You might have noticed a scene for this episode, which is underwears.

  • Um, we have another one, which is a wine breath.

  • Now, I don't know why you guys send me this stuff.

  • I don't know why you thought that Yes.

  • Jacks up the guy underwear clothing that he can drink from.

  • Um, this is a potted breath that comes with it.

  • Basically, a catheter that I can pee into.

  • Good luck getting that appear.

  • You, you're you're re through.

  • It's also a handy neck pillow for your travel.

  • Oh, emergency underpants that could be used to wipe up wine stains as well.

  • This looks like a blood bag.

  • Seriously, it looks like I just killed someone and stole their blood.

  • It looks like a pair of bloody loans.

  • It feels great.

  • Not only does it feel great, but it looks great too.

  • Sorry, I have a problem.

  • Nothing's happening.

  • Wait.

  • Maybe you have to maybe have to massage.

  • You get it going.

  • Oh, had it closed.

  • The problem is, is that the wine is all in the left boob.

  • The wine needs to be in your right boob just running down the street.

  • Hey, it really feels like I'm taking a blood sample for myself.

  • They go fashionable and functional.

  • I know there's a lot of ways to drink wine straight from the bottle upside down from a glass, but really, I think the wine rack is onto something when you're out with your when you're out with your pals and they're all having a great time.

  • But you just can't kick that addiction.

  • Look no further than blood bag.

  • Oh, it makes is weirdly.

  • You bring here straight from the mike, but it's It's all here.

  • Uh, would you like You want to smoke?

  • It's just a really great way to bring wine with you everywhere you go.

  • And also, it's red wine.

  • So it stays nice at room temperature.

  • Not only that, but I have a full foam supported chest, the kind of chest that I've always wanted and I don't know about you, but it's pretty discreet.

  • In what world do you wear this?

  • In what world is this a thing other than a joke?

  • Whoa!

  • I love 41.

  • Shut the fuck up, Becky.

  • Stupid bitch.

  • You're even know.

  • I just thought any time.

  • I can't say that it's a good invention, but what I can't say said, It's great and Finch, I'm having a lot of fun with it.

  • I am spreading wine everywhere.

  • There's this moment where you suck out of it, that you have to stop if you think you have to kind of suck the brow dry the sentence I never thought I'd say air risk taking her lips offered and then the suction continuing and the bride pressure rising and just going.

  • And then suddenly it's like you've split an aorta and you're just bleeding all over the dance floor.

  • But that's fine, because you could also fill it with probably not white.

  • You put up with a sports drink as you're outrunning.

  • That's kind of find.

  • Also, I think, maybe just bring water bottle.

  • Do you think my wine type is may be positive?

  • I really get it.

  • You know, I once tweeted out that the sweetest sensation, my socks off of the end of day and scratching my ankles.

  • I was promptly told by Twitter that that's not the correct answer, that the correct answer is coming home and taking off your bra and then scratching your back and chest, to which I replied, Nothing, because I have no rebuttal for that and you're probably right.

  • And now I absolutely get it.

  • So there's products on this channel that people have wanted me to review for the longest time because I've shown them off in videos before one of them being the Go Joe, the hands free adjustable headset holds your phone.

  • Absolutely handsfree.

  • Do you recognize this sexy man?

  • Oh, off course you do.

  • He's doing a one Mississippi right there.

  • I bought these ages ago and tweeted out a picture of myself wearing one.

  • Here's one I prepared earlier.

  • Now it's just an innocuous little device.

  • But apparently wait.

  • How much is it supposed to hold?

  • I High density suction cup adheres in a 2nd 1 Mississippi.

  • Um, apparently it's supposed to hold like £5 laptop.

  • That was my thumbnail.

  • Thank you for being a stand for any of you who don't know what this is actually from.

  • I reviewed it in a Funniest Home Videos clip because it was just ridiculous, and it was one of my favorite clips I've ever seen that on a slap chop.

  • I also have a slap job.

  • Wait till next time.

  • Um, but this one was just fucking ridiculous.

  • So you're supposed to be, like, on your phone, like I, uh oh, I'll write you an email right now and then Oh, no.

  • See, I'm a dumb ass, and I dropped my phone all over the floor, and I have to type my email, but with the slap go, Joe, you don't have to do that.

  • You put it right on your phone.

  • I do not trust this, and it's Oh, it's serious.

  • Stop.

  • I think you're supposed to just go like hold on one Mississippi.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It works.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It actually worked.

  • Now tell me, do I look cool or the coolest quality value in fashion?

  • This thing would actually work.

  • I can't believe that this was actually Hi.

  • Yes.

  • No, I send you over that email right now.

  • One Mississippi I can't fault in God.

  • It just came right off.

  • Maybe I just need a little one of these, so I'm sitting down.

  • This is apparently on my phone already.

  • Well, he he just puts it on and everything.

  • All in one.

  • Go.

  • Right.

  • God.

  • Go, Joe.

  • Man, I don't even know his name.

  • So you're supposed to be one Mississippi that does not work.

  • Okay, I'll send you over that email right now.

  • One Mississippi that does not fucking work.

  • Gold.

  • Yo, man, you lied to me, okay?

  • If we just stick it on and then I'll send you that e mail right now.

  • One Mississippi.

  • That was pretty good that maybe he was lying to us and commercial.

  • Do you think that this infomercial trying to sell me a product that was revolutionary was lying to me?

  • I can't believe that they would do that.

  • The bottom line is I have been recording all the audio for this video on this phone stuck to my ear.

  • Oh, my God.

  • No, I haven't.

  • That was horrendous police.

  • Now I have a stylish head bed.

  • I just need to tell me I just need a thumbnail.

  • Yes, I'll be right there.

  • It does not work the go, Joe.

  • More like know, know that this is gonna be revolutionary.

  • I thought today would eventually be able to, like, stick it like a camera tripod to it.

  • And then, just like the camera would be out here all the time and I'll be walking around my go, Joe Morgan, But now it doesn't look like it was a school like this.

  • Like the bottom line of this is to never buy your heroes because you'll only be disappointed.

  • Seriously, I've had this for ages, and I tried it out on my phone before and it worked pretty damn good and I got a picture out of it, but I guess to try and actually keep it on your head, it just doesn't really work all that well.

  • It's kind of sad.

  • This is really When I sat down, I was sitting on like my foam hip.

  • No, that's nice and parted.

  • This is really So did I.

  • I thought.

  • My ass is just extra sweaty and hot, but it feels great.

  • Now we've come to the end of the video.

  • I know what you're all thinking.

  • How's little baby rubber Jesus doing?

Welcome back, everyone to my living room.

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我從搞笑的廣告片中買了一個GoJo。 (I Bought A GoJo From The Hilarious Infomercial)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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