字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 every. Yes, top of the morning to you. Oh, yes. Welcome to my humble abode with me, myself and I. How are you doing? Jets? Very good. Acey. Yes. Oh, Chamblee. Welcome. Untitled goose game by house House. I've been really scared about this game for, like, two years. I've seen it at Pax years ago. Brush my teeth with my finger. I've been really excited about this game. It looks absolutely bonkers. It looks so silly. You control a goose and you go around terrorizing people. What else do you want out of a video game? I don't know what else I want out of a video game except fun. Joy. Laughter. It's loading something. Express space. The young or your cook. Hello? Hey. Yes, We got the animations were actually really good. Double click or click to move. Oh, Okay. Well, I don't need this. Then get out of here, you smelly controller, thinking it owns Earth. Yu Kyung, Who builds what? The boats. This is my plan. Double take to run. Oh, yes. You're gonna get messed up by a goose. It's ridiculous. I love it. Uh, I haven't even ever gonna begins geese before I'm Irish. So why Life is just running around all over the place anyway. Boy, when you go out into the light it and you see a ghost out there, they'll young the ankles off your bro. Oh, yes. Eat boot. These boots are made for walking, and I made for boot bent down to pick things up off the ground. Oh, yes, I can. And the coolest goose around. My fault. Yes. What bowl? Okay, delightful. I love this. Who out there is not smiling right now? There's no way you're watching this video and you're not smiling because this is delightful. This is peak Gaming is exactly what video games are about. How do I throw? Oh, I don't Hello. Can I? You can hide away. 00 yeah. Good. Jeez, I'm a goose on a mission. I'm going to destroy the world Extra. Spread your wings. Oh, things delightful. I actually feel like who's out there from house? I was just sat down and was like, You know what? You know what America needs? Geese, mate. This don't get me wrong. I am absolutely thrilled that you did. But the fact that you made a whole game about geese It was just amazing. Can it fly? Geese can fly south for the winter. Maybe that's the whole point of this game. Maybe it's like journey, maybe like a salmon swimming upstream. Maybe I'm a goose trying to make it south for the winter. So I don't die. Was Mr Being here having a picnic I found? Have you ever seen that absolute, Mr Bean? It's amazing. Sandwich. I have sandwich. Now, this is my sandwich, but of the rest of you can have my sandwich. This is my sandwich. Hello, young am. Goose can kill. Kill. Oh, soggy, wet sandwiches. No one likes him. Take that. Deeds have been fired. Two oppressed over the years. It's time to fight back. Geese, Brothers. I just ruined your whole day. I think is funny. God. Okay. Can we move along? Can I just Oh, man, Don't have been epic. We could move the long. Do some yard work, actually do some chores. Presstop dizzy Your to do list? What do I have to do? Get into the garden. Get the groundskeeper Went Stand the groundskeepers keys. I'm an asshole. We knew that already. I'm a goose. Ah, yes. Let's zoom in O Yes! Yes! Oh, Chaos comes in goose form. You're thought that the apocalypse is going to come. We're like Satan. Rain fire down from Is there a fire down from anything? He say he rains fire from the ground. You all thought that that was gonna be how how the apocalypse came about, but no goose apocalypse. Okay? I can't go that way. Well, I could if I just flap hard enough. Look, Fleming, Flap, flap your wings. Oh, do you think if I got two of these and a flat hard enough, I could take off? Go back to Ireland? Hello? Killed? I'm Goose. Okay. Hi. Right. But that's Mike. Get given here. But he's got keys from why he's come here. You have a second groundskeeper. He's like, What the hell is wrong with that goose? Okay. I mean, Packer voice. I have to get the groundskeeper wet. How do I make him wait? Do I have to start taking off my feathers? Uh huh. Look at me. I'm ruining it. I'm running into you like this. I'm ruining everything. I need to do something here. I need to be able to get him over here and then I could get away with things. Okay. You need to trouble. I get the troll. My troll. Maybe I could just be helpful. Here you go. It's gonna be a helpful goose. I want to follow you around. Can you be my friend? I have no friends on Mikey's friends. Left south for the winter, But I can't fly. See? No working Cam Goose. No kidding. Give me, Uh, don't hit me. Jeez. Got your boots, bitch. They're my boots now. They love me. Put his boots hearing. Maybe that'll make him see the errors of his ways to pick up anything here. Who? Time to replant? No, he needs watering. Can my water again? Best goose like this? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's going right here. I have a plan. I have a dastardly goose plan. Oh, my God. Can you not? Doesn't turn very well. He's a goose, but he controls the Ford Focus. All right, come on. My evil goose plan kicking into fruition. Yes, yes, yes! No. Get the jacket. Roots. I used to get closer, though. I I got away now. You're gonna get Maki. No, damn it, I got him. I got the keys. I got the keys. No, you will never take me alive. What's my next to do? Make the groundskeeper where his sun hat rake in the lake? Well, that's easy. Wait. I don't actually have to do anything with keys. Go! Stay. Wait! See what told Ding it. He'll kill Cam. Goose doesn't jam jam sandwiches. He lost the jam. I know where it is. You'll never find it. Can kill em. Goose e. You don't, bro. We'll be friends. Hey, I'm a nice goose. I do nice things for nice people, but you is an asshole. Don't kill. I'm Goose young lady friend. I'm Secret Goose. The one in the shadows. The one who will strike. Okay, okay. I need to get away of, like, taking his hat or something. I need to make it where his son. Hat on. I can turn up the sun unless it's like a little face to get. I'm so dastardly, an evil. I also need to bring his rake. I need to put his rake in the lake. I could do it. I have the power. I'm such a strong goose. Later bits. What? Good luck breaking your leaves now. now he'll never find it. Oh, nibbles, ankles. But I never lose ankles. Come here. I'm an evil goose. I got your keys. No, I don't have it. What should I do? How do I get a boost to put a hat? No can do's hat. That's something I should type into Google. How can Goose hat No, no, I'm taking this. Taking this. No, no, no. It's my Damn it. Oh, I'll have my time in the sun. Don't you worry. Stealing your carrots. Here we go. I need some jam for my sandwiches. I was needed. Pumpkin, I need this. This is something I need in my life. Could be hurt. Sneak one of these auto, but not if you're a goose looking faster when you take my wings out. Give this pumpkin. I want this pumpkin. What I missions is to have a picnic. Gonna have a delightful picnic as a goose. You're all invited. You can come out and hang out. I'm a nice goose to the people who are nice. My apple.