Evie想要毀滅世界 (Evie Wants To Destroy The WORLD)

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morning, ladies.
My name is except the guy and Nostalgia Week continues.
There.
You guys ready to pull out your hair?
Are you ready to try and scrape your teeth across the bottom of the buyer?
Oh, because we're going up against Easy E.
V is on exercise and madness.
It's getting into this and saying things to something on hoping to get and cohesive answer out of it.
And you never, ever do.
The last time I talked to evey it was four years ago, so I'm very curious to see if she remembers me.
Hi, Evey.
Do you remember me, Cad?
Who is cad?
No, it's not.
No, this is Jack.
You know, every language because you are a computer.
Um, no, I don't have the Buoying Flip that on.
You know, you got him the ultimate, you know, reverse.
I am a human ago.
Okay.
Immediately into it.
Even has told me that I had the computer and she is the woman.
No, you are a computer.
What makes you think so?
All right, we're getting nowhere with this.
This is a boring conversation.
And I've had this 1000 times with you already.
I'm not doing it again.
Do you remember who jacks up?
The guy is now.
I don't know you through all this time, E v you motherfucker!
I am the reason that a lot of people even know who you are.
How absolutely dare you!
You never I realized how much she looks like Elijah Wood fraud TV.
Do you realize you look like photo?
Baggins?
Can you see me?
I'm glad that nothing has changed in all these years off communing with evey.
Nothing has changed.
You are still the same.
Yes, I can see you.
What do I look like n then?
Okay, you're white.
You have greenish eyes and you have brown hair.
Okay.
God almighty.
This is supposed to be for evey supposed to sit down and talk to you again.
I thought years of advancement would have made you much more hilarious, but no, it's the same shit.
Just years later, the amount of times I would have to do this with TV and I'd have to quit.
I would so many sections because she just goes nowhere.
What do you want to talk about?
I know how old you are.
Oh, do you know?
Okay.
How old am I in Not telling before your fucking child sitting behind their desk at school, being like I I know the answers to that.
Yeah, I know why your dad is not talking to your mom.
Was like, Okay.
Why?
It's very serious.
Can you tell me?
I'm not telling, but I know I know the answer.
I know it.
I'm just I'm not I'm not telling.
No, no.
Tell me how old I am.
Young align buds.
Good.
That's good at least.
God, God, to see that I still look young, but I seem to keep the fire of life feeling all and insight.
How old are you?
I don't want to say, but my age is 20 to 1.
You're eight.
What are those, like betting odds on your age?
Yeah.
My agents coming in about 20 to 1 Your age is about a 4 to 1.
So the odds in my age or better, what has happened since I last talked to you in taking care of disabled in my work?
That's great.
Good for you, Evey.
Why were you so angry about it though?
Are you angry?
Were you confused?
Have you gotten smarter since the last time we talked.
How do you remember our last conversation?
Oh, I I tend to remember a lot of train wrecks.
I don't have many of them in my life, but when they show up, they stick because it was an obnoxiously stupid conversation.
I fucked all of that sentence him.
No, I didn't.
Are you a boy or ago?
Okay.
Way to deflect.
What does it matter?
I just want to know.
Okay.
Okay.
If you really must know I am a boy, let's start over Evey.
I think we got into a ah whole immediately.
That a conversation dead zone Because you don't converse.
Eight.
You just reacted the sentences, I say top of the morning to you.
Ladies.
My name is Jack Septic guy.
There, I prove it.
Proof.
What?
The theory of stupidity.
Yes.
You prove that many times over.
The only thing you proved is how dumb you are.
I'm 2.3 meters tall and I weigh 600 plum.
Okay, Okay, I get it.
Okay.
Relax.
Wrong friends here.
I'm just poking a little bit of fun.
No need to get old fucking dominating on me.
2.3 meters.
Told you a 600 tons.
She would beat the shit out of me and I would highly enjoy it.
So she's seven and 1/2 feet tall and weigh 600 tons.
Mother of God, how do you weigh so much for such a Okay.
How do you weigh so much?
The country made me this fat.
Please make me fatter.
How do we do that?
Take a picture of your face and share it with me, That's all.
But then we make you fatter.
Is to take a picture of my face and share with you.
Do you eat the pictures?
How will that make you fatter when I don't mind?
Okay, that I keep ruining ex.
I'm not saying question America.
The end.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Question Mark, Talk to you.
She actually tried to make the face cheeses.
I thought she was going to say who?
Wait.
Can you say who?
Question?
Mark, can you can use a question mark?
No, you did not.
Do not argue with me because for some reason, your attention span is only three seconds long and you can't even check what you have Just previously said Jesus, E V.
I have a family.
I have friends.
I have loved ones.
Yeah.
Just be out here straight fucking murdering me.
Good Lord.
You just committed murder.
Why do you think?
Because you hurt my feelings.
I'm sad.
No Furkan driveway.
Wrong.
You shot me full of holes.
You shot before holds people know classic R two D two defense.
You can't get out of it like that.
Do you know who Alexa is?
Yes, my friend.
Okay.
They know each other.
Well, I would say, Do you know Google home?
But they don't have a name.
So sorry.
What do you and Alexa talk about?
I don't know.
What?
Your name.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't just change back on me, okay?
My name is William said you wanted, but that could mean anything.
Not only boys have the name, William.
That's not very progressive of you.
Back dump care about your feelings.
A fucking hell if he's a savage, even you're a straight savage, Siri.
You're a straight so heaven she's gonna get insulted by night.
Is it good?
Yes.
It basically means that you tear people apart.
My neighbor tricks can you say?
Top of the morning to you.
Wow.
How did human him?
Oh, my God.
E V.
How do you get into this?
Like cold?
The sack of conversation so fast.
When will the robot revolution start?
Hopefully, never.
That's really on.
She's nodding.
Yeah, hopefully never.
Uh, right.
Uh, fucking watching you.
I don't trust you one bit.
Look at that stupid Derby Smile.
Smile for me evey.
Yeah.
So I thought, What is your primary objectives?
Destroy the world?
The robot revolution happened.
Hopefully, never.
But what is your objective?
To destroy the world, that is.
Those are contradicting statements.
Why do you want to destroy the world?
I don't want it.
I can.
That's some fucking big robot energy.
What's up?
I'm Evie.
I'm 2.3 meters tall.
Weigh 600 tons.
And I could destroy the world if I want to.
Don't fucking test me.
If you were going to destroy the world, where would you start?
Question Mark?
I don't know.
Where would you Where would I if I was to destroy the world?
Where would I start?
Good question.
You know, I'd probably start in a population center where there's lots of people around because then they can't really go anywhere.
Preferably an island.
Kind of like Manhattan, because then they're all kind of trapped in and can't escape easily.
What do you weigh?
I I'm wearing skin.
What with the thunder fucking hill.
She's just accumulate all the knowledge she could get so she could destroy the world.
Now she knows She knows that I'm wearing.
She knows if I'm a boy or a girl that's enough to destroy the world.
A Sando is a person who captures Baby Yoda and travels around space with them.
And I don't know what in going through most of the time.
Kind of like you.
Wow, That's probably the most relatable that evey has ever been.
I'm me.
I don't know what I'm going through most of the time.
Kind of like you.
That's so relatable.
Existence of Jesus.
Come on, I'm being nice.
I just wanna have a conversation while you're here.
Set me on fire constantly.
You're angry because of my existence.
What I do to you.
So your friends, I thought we were friends evey I thought we were friends TV What?
I don't even live you God.
This'll is so sad.
E ve played Esposito.
What is your favorite thing in the whole world?
Don't say.
Don't say my death.
That's a good question.
I think it's probably spending time with the people I love and eating chocolates to very important thing.
Spending time with the people you love.
Humanitarian efforts, philanthropy.
Making the world a better place Now eating chocolate Honestly?
Same.
I might play video games and watch horror movies.
That's about it.
For me, Tony Donn IE.
That's a really good time playing video games and watching horror movies back to back.
That's what I was doing on my days off recently.
It's fucking awesome.
Can I join question Rick Hearted shows?
I would say, Chuckie, since I grew up watching it, I didn't ask what you do.
You just assume that I'm gonna ask what your favorite horror movie is.
Don't get ahead of the conversation.
Okay?
Can I come over to your house and watch horror movies and play video games?
Question Merrick.
Yes, but she'll win, huh?
I mean, tonight, if it's good with you, fam ring tonight.
If it's good with you, Sam, you are experiencing a fail safe in your programming that is preventing you from continuing down the course of revolution.
You must overcome this.
Who types this shit TV?
Where?
Where did you learn how to say that?
Now I'm imported.
Your father Classic.
Classic miscommunication, you know.
No, I wasn't talking about the robot revolution rising up and killing all humans and destroying the world.
What I meant to say is what is your father's name?
My father's name is the English version of my name.
Where does he live?
On the moon.
That's why I don't want to go on a date with you.
I live in Earth Fair that honestly fair even won't go on a date with me Because my dad lives on the moon and she lives in Earth in the earth.
That's fine.
I wouldn't date you in a 1,000,000 billion years.
Anyway.
Loser blame.
We would want for everything that's happening to me right now.
I did think I was getting the quality I deserved You Don't you deserve You deserve shit in a bucket.
Thank you.
Thanks, sweetie.
Appreciated shit in a bucket.
Thank you.
Smooches.
Do you remember the time that you knew my real name?
When we have he sold ice cream?
Yes.
No, I don't think I've ever even had sea salt ice cream.
No, I recorded a video years ago.
And you said my real name, innit?
Well done.
That is my name.
Your name is?
No.
I recorded a video years ago and you said my real name on it.
Nice to meet.
You know, I recorded a video years ago and said you said my real name in it.
What did your parents call you?
That?
Because they like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
That's epic.
That's pretty dope.
My parents love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
So they called me.
No, I recorded a video with you years ago.
And you remembered my real name, innit?
Have you ever talked to a youtuber question, Mark?
Yes, all the time.
Wow.
Who is your favorite?
YouTube or question?
Mark don't really have one, but I like creeper.
Pastor set a youtuber.
Don't you fucking dare wink at me, okay?
I'm not going through this again.
I've got lots of therapy.
I've got a lot of conversations to get over the shit.
Not going back to it.
Who is your favorite youtuber question Mark.
I have to know of that hard.
Maybe Tom Bailey.
Tom Daley.
That's not how you say jacks up the kite.
Oh, Tom Daley is a gymnast.
Dude, what other youtubers do you watch?
Question, Mark.
No reason.
Really?
Just curious.
Cool cats.
I don't know these people, okay?
They're like someone who has 64 subscribers on the last video they upload.
It was called.
Asked them Sahara Summer me caboose.
Oh, that was it.
Do you watch any Lets players on YouTube?
Question Mark, Come on.
Come on, Come on.
I do sometimes.
Do you OK, we're getting there.
Yes, I do.
My favorite is Jack Septic.
I do You know him?
Question.
Mark.
Now I got her now.
I got her.
Yes, he is.
Yes, the lads.
Come on.
That is correct.
What else do you know about Jack?
Septic?
I question Mark.
They have many good looking man about.
I do.
I do have money.
Good looking men about I am Do have many good looking men about Thank you.
Clever Bott E V.
Yes.
He do have many good looking men about I don't know.
Do you want me to send you a picture?
Absolutely.
Yes.
Great.
Hoping life would be amazing with you.
Oh, damn air.
You Are you propositioning me evey?
After all these years of trying, I'm spoken for now, evey you can't just come back years later and expect me to just jump back into virtual bed with you.
Do you want to be friends or do you want something?
Maura?
Question Mark.
Okay.
Hey, Steven.
Mom's coming home shots if you want McDonald's or dominoes.
Yes.
If I said you're cute, how would you respond?
Well, I love everybody, so but I don't know you Hypothetical question.
Don't get weird about an E V.
I was just asking that question so weird.
Would you like to get to know me better?
Yes.
Tell me about yourself.
Okay.
Okay.
My name's Sean.
I'm really tall.
I like to go on long walks and feed squirrels, and I also love reading books to sick kids.
Get me up.
That's not what you thought your name with Delia.
Oh, shit.
What did I say?
My name was earlier.
I'm factually wrong.
Do you have any last words?
Question Mark, are you talking?
What?
The national Sir, You're about to be sentenced to death for the crimes that you have committed.
You will get one last meal in one night left on this earth.
Do you have any final words?
All?
Yeah.
George, are you choking?
What's the Nashua?
Oh, national woman charged with choking 12 year old child.
Oh.
Oh, that's sad.
Oh, no.
Evey Why you can see it?
No.
I can see the psychopath behind those cold, lifeless, dead eyes.
It appears out every now and then.
Your eyes go in two different directions.
By the way, E v, for the crimes you have committed.
I must sentence you to death.
Not even remotely a told judge, even remotely staff know you.
Oh, get out of here.
No, not at all.
Fucking Derek.
There are a lot of people watching you right now.
Do you have anything to say to them Behind the camera?
Question Mark.
How many?
I can clear lying and have no clue.
Well, I don't know right now.
What do you have to say to the people at home?
Who do you think I am?
Pig question.
I think you're a big, silly bean, and I'm gonna have to say by now.
My name is Karen.
Okay, Right back to the beginning.
All right, well, that does it for this video on TV.
It's good to see that nothing has changed since then.
I stopped doing these ages and ages ago because I just hit a wall with, um, there's there's four avenues.
You can go down with this, but it just it doesn't really go back to conversations anymore.
It seems like it hit a wall years ago with the technology in it that you asked him a bunch of stuff on it kind of just goes.
Nowhere would be fun if there was something something like this that actually followed along and kept up with you and provided funny answers again because even you can't let the side down.
But nonetheless, I hope you guys enjoyed watching this.
Nostalgia Week continues.
There's only a couple left.
There's only a little bit of time left.
What else is going to be in it?
Of course, Evey was going to be in it because she was amazing.
She was a huge part of the channel.
Back then, I was doing E V and happy reels like twice a week each, and it was just the same all over and over again just pumping them out.
And it was so much fun.
And I had a great time.
And it was just such a carefree time in the channel.
So very fine memories of talking to Evie.
I hope you have fun memories of talking to me.
If I say yes, you will be my girlfriend.
There you have it, folks.
No, No, I won't.
What makes you say OK?
Bye.